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Today is the No. 20 day when Juanyu was forced to travel here. He, the former No. 21 male prostitute, can't find any livelihood in the modern city of the [-]st century, except for picking up junk.

Fortunately, God is always merciful, and gave him a very powerful scum point transformation system, and gave him a chance to regain his masculine dignity. As long as he collects 1 million scum points, the system will return it to him. s things.

This information was given to him by the system for free when he was traveling.

The scum points come from the scum crowd.

No one is perfect, everyone has some scum points in some aspects more or less, it's just a difference in the value, if the scum is too much, the scum point value will be quite high.

As long as Duanyu ruins his target with his own ability or spontaneously cries out of guilt and remorse, the opponent's scum points can be recovered by the system.

The system is rooted in an antique emerald ring, and the system can only be used while wearing the ring.

Duanyu is a person with strong adaptability, even in the modern society with advanced technology.

He quickly accepted the fact that he was forced to cross over after his accidental death, and it only took half a month to figure out all aspects of information in the 21st century and master the use of various technological products. This system, the strongest transformation system in the history of mixed society,

It is said that Sailor Moon can also transform, but compared with Duan Yu's, it is simply a child's play. It is just a sexy sailor suit and a crutch with a little bit of magic, that is not a big deal.

Duanyu's system can not only give him a temperament and a slight change in appearance that matches people in a certain industry, but also allow him to have the knowledge, education and skills that match these people.

However, the transformation needs to consume slag points, and the value of slag points required varies according to the complexity of the transformed object.

In summary, it is a complete transformation from the outside to the inside, basically allowing him to become anyone he wants to be, not just the appearance.

However, this system has two bugs, that is, timeliness and uniqueness. To put it simply, a person with the same identity can only transform once, and the time cannot exceed one week.

The system has a built-in scum point recognition function. As long as you know the person's name and appearance, the system can tell Duan Yu the scum point value of this person, so that he can judge whether it is worthwhile to start. If the value is too low, it is obvious that there is no need to spend energy Collected.

This morning, Duan Yu was not woken up by the servant girl in the house with a voice so sweet that he could kill you, but the city management officer who drove him away on the street with a big waist and a round voice like a bell:

"Hey, collect the junk, wake up, the city management inspection is here, you have to take this pile of junk away, it will affect the appearance of the street."

Duanyu opened his sleepy eyes, sat up from a tattered quilt, and looked at the city management in front of him with a little bewilderment.

There are no ingenious maids here to comb hair and dress, no top-notch Longjing tea to rinse mouth, no refined snacks and snacks made by imperial cooks for breakfast, not even a comfortable high bed with soft pillows.

This is a modern city in the 21st century. He is no longer the number one male prostitute in the Song Dynasty who always responds to every call, he is just a tramp collecting rags on the street.

His glamorous and handsome face, which is so charming to death in Yushu facing the wind, is also covered with a layer of black dust because of the wind, food and sleeping in the open these days.

If he dared to boast about his glorious past in front of others at this time, he would be forcibly sent to the most famous place on West Street in M ​​City——West Street Mental Hospital.

"Oh, I see, I'll clean it up right away." Duanyu rolled up the quilt expressionlessly, together with the plastic bottles and waste paper boxes picked up beside him.

After the urban management left, he looked at their majestic and swaggering backs and said: "The tiger fell to Pingyang and was bullied by dogs."

Duanyu laughed at himself, touched the antique emerald ring on his middle finger that was incompatible with his status at this time, and said silently in his heart: "The total value of slag points."

On the first day after he woke up after time travel, the system introduced him in detail how to use this emerald antique ring.

The Zhadian transformation system is rooted in it, as long as he repeatedly rubs his finger on the surface of the ring a few times, he can wake up the system and communicate with the system in his brain.

“当前渣点值总数10万点，距离目标渣点值1亿点还需9亿9千9百9十万点，本周变身次数0。”系统很体贴的把所有的信息都为断誉复核了一遍，是个充满磁性的电子男音。

This has almost become his daily routine after traveling here, so that he can always remember his mission, collect 1 million slag points, and regain his masculine dignity, even if he lives in the 21st century.

He didn't know why God made such a joke on him, just fell to his death in the bathhouse, why didn't he drag him into the 21st century, gave him such a scumbag transformation system, and even deprived him of his importance His masculinity is simply the best example of blessings and misfortunes never come singly.

Fortunately, the system gave him 10 initial slag points, allowing him to choose a certain identity to transform in the unfamiliar 21st century, which can be regarded as the only benefit after time travel, and the reputation has already been obtained. It is the overall plan to get rich and get the first pot of gold.

Before collecting slag points to regain his masculine dignity, he must first solve the problem of food and survival.

Duan Yu looked at the money in his pocket. If he sold the pile of junk around him, he could raise 1000 yuan. He decided to speculate in stocks.

In the past half month, he has learned a lot of modern knowledge, including stock trading. The stock exchange has almost become a place he must visit every day.

No way, who told him that he not only has a good face, but also has a very smart head.You can understand everything at a glance, and you can master it as soon as you learn it, otherwise, you wouldn't have cleaned up so many men and women with just a face back then, and they were so fascinated to death.

Coming out of the waste recycling bin, Duan Yu carefully put ten red photos of Grandpa Mao into his pants pocket, and walked into the public toilet on the side of the street. This was the only place he could think of where privacy was safe and free at the same time.

Squatting on the stinking urinal, he touched the emerald ring nervously, this was the first time he had actually used it.

"Change... Transformation?" Duan Yu muttered, he guessed that if he wanted to transform, it should be such a process, right?

"Transformation requests are being accepted, and the available slag points are worth 10 points. Please describe the object of transformation in detail." It was still the male voice of the magnetic mechanical system.

"A specific description?" Duanyu asked back.

"Yes, the former No. [-] male prostitute, the host who didn't give up, please describe it in detail." The system answered very simply, without the slightest sloppiness.

"You... who do you think won't lift it?" Duanyu blushed with anger.

"It's you, it's you, it's you." The system read out like singing, "Please hurry up, the use of the system requires energy consumption, Mr. Host."

"I'll fuck you!" Duan Yu became angry, took the ring off his finger, and was about to throw it into the toilet pit to say goodbye to it forever, when the voice of the system rang in his brain again: "No Mr. Fertility, if you throw it away, you will always be Mr. Non-fertility."

Duan Yu's hand froze in mid-air, he couldn't block his breath and get in trouble with his future "sex luck", this ring is just a system, cold-blooded and inhumane, let alone expect it to ask questions about the health and feel of the user's state of mind.

So, if it sounds bad, if you don't want to hear it, just treat it as farting, Duanyu decided like this.

He took a deep breath, tried to calm down his anger, and returned to the topic: "How to describe it in detail?"

"Mr. Host who doesn't mention it, a specific description is a specific description, and I refuse to explain such a mentally handicapped question." The system replied.

"Could it be that this system is what those modern people often say is arrogant and stinky?" Duan Yu wanted to beat his chest and feet, feeling bitter in his heart.

He really suffered the bad luck of eight lifetimes. After traveling to such an era, he finally got a somewhat hopeful system, and it's still such a virtuous thing!

"Change or stay the same, you." The system's voice actually brought up a little emotion, "Don't take the system's patience as patience."

"Change..." Duan Yu really didn't want to waste any more time talking with this terrible system, the smell in this squatting pit is not so good.

Since it is unwilling to explain, it has to understand by itself, "I want to become the most powerful stock trading expert."

"Isn't this quite descriptive." The system gave another sentence of praise with sarcasm, and then returned to the formatted voice.

"The system is beginning to accept transformation requests. Please stretch out your right hand, raise your right middle finger to point to the sky, and at the same time straighten your waist, draw in your abdomen and pout your butt, put your left hand on your hip, and shout 'the system is awesome' for seven seconds After a few minutes, you will hear the system prompt of 'Didi'. At that time, all the skills and knowledge of the world's top financial stock securities analysts will be stored in your brain, and at the same time you will get all the certificates and academic materials corresponding to your identity. The real material is genuine, it can be checked online, and the use time is limited to one week."

"Did I hear you right? Are you sure you want to do this? Why do I feel like you're messing with me?" Although Duan Yu thought so, he was actually following the system's instructions and began to try hard to complete the set of actions before the transformation up.

"Do you want to question the authority of the system?" The system's voice was still high and cold.

"Are you really just a system?" Duanyu raised his middle finger towards the sky, "Why do I think you are a spy who sent me to punish me?"

"Please respect the noble status of the system. I have a super intelligent system comparable to human intelligence. Please complete the system instructions quickly." The system said.

Duanyu has pouted his butt high now, he doesn't want to try to play tricks with this super intelligent system anymore, the set of movements instructed by the system is still a bit difficult, he can't last long.

He suppressed the nausea in his heart, cleared his throat, and shouted in a low voice like a thief: "The system is awesome..."

"The sound is not loud enough," the system said.

"..."

"The system is awesome!" Duanyu sighed helplessly, shouted again in a roar, and then began to hold his breath and wait.

"Damn! Which psychopath is yelling in the toilet in broad daylight! It scared my shit back!" There was someone in the next cubicle at some point, and I was shocked when I heard Duan Yu's roar , couldn't help yelling, it was a drake with a somewhat hoarse voice.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." Duanyu apologized softly with a blushing face, took a long breath and continued to wait for the system's feedback.

Three, two, one, drop-drop--

As soon as the sound of "didi" disappeared, Duanyu felt that there seemed to be a lot of information and knowledge that he had never seen before in his brain. The dense numbers, charts, calculation formulas, and usage methods for applicable occasions formed a rigorous set. The database was implanted in his brain.

"Where are the certificates and academic materials?" Duan Yu touched the ring with his thumb again.

"Please untie your waistband and take a look inside." The system replied, "There is no other problem, and it will enter a dormant state next time."

When the system mentioned this, Duan Yu really felt that his pants were bulging and uncomfortable.

He pulled open his belt and saw that a stack of documents was found inside his pants.

Duanyu pulled out the information helplessly, he no longer wanted to have a deeper discussion on the bad taste of the system.

Even without these diplomas, just relying on the knowledge and skills he now possesses in his brain, the 1000 capital in his trouser pocket will soon bring him tens of thousands of times the benefits.