Chapter 86
"Ding dong."
"Hello, the takeaway you ordered has arrived."
Yu Changlin took the packaging bag from the delivery man, and the small aroma of hemp that could not be covered by the thick plastic box filled the air. He sniffed it, closed the door and walked towards Yuan Shujiu's study.
"The takeaway is here, how did you write it?"
As soon as he opened the door and entered, he saw Yuan Shujiu staring at the computer screen with a delicate expression, in a daze.
"Still in Calvin?"
Yuan Shujiu replied, "I wrote a part of it."
Yu Changlin poked his head in front of the computer strangely, and there was a plot in the file: After two rich second generations with completely different personalities and destinies switched bodies, they OOCed their own personalities one after another and made a series of characters that were similar to their original personalities. Conflicting behavior, the picture is extremely funny.
But as the two sides gradually get to know each other, the plot begins to change:
[The villain's rich second generation will be ruthless and merciless in doing things. He has repeatedly targeted and plotted against the favored son of heaven who has deepened his luck, but there is another hidden story behind the endless situation.Getting deeper and deeper at any time, the real rich second generation used his optimistic nature to resolve the hostility of the opponent, and eliminated the misunderstanding by mistake, and helped the villain resolve a major crisis;
But the real rich second generation seems to be cheerful, optimistic and heartless, living a life of spending money like rain all day long, but because of his soft personality, he disappointed his mother who had high hopes for him many times, and even let his father in The illegitimate children outside occupy the family property and the doves occupy the magpie's nest.
Naturally, the villain will not suffer after entering this body. Even though he disdains the character and life of the original body, he cannot allow others to step on his feet. Soon the villain successfully wins over the old man by using his cunning mind and ability to talk and talk. , and successfully regained the family property.
Soon after, the two changed their bodies and had a conversation using the space-time medium.
The real rich second generation looked at his life that was completely different from before. He was flattered by the respect of his parents and the admiration of his friends, so he sincerely expressed his gratitude to the villain: "Although you are a little narrow-minded, I admit that you are more serious than me. I want to be great, thank you for helping to solve such a big trouble."
The villain sneered at this: "An illegitimate child can suppress you with such a pediatric method, waste."
The one who was really scolded had droopy eyebrows and drooping head. If there were rabbit ears on the top of the head, they would have drooped by now.
The villain, however, took a disgusted look at his aggrieved look, snorted, and said, "But so what, no matter how useless you are, you're still me in another time and space, and it's his turn to be bullied by an imbecile like him?"
As he said, he couldn't bear to see the other party's aggrieved look, as if his heart had been scratched by a kitten's paw, and he felt uncomfortable. The villain reprimanded in a low voice: "What are you wronged, cheer me up, and no one will dare to treat you in the future." If you bully you, come to me, do you know? If you change your body next time, let me know who bullied you again and don’t tell me, you see how I will deal with you!"
The fierce reprimand made the eyes of the real rich second generation light up in an instant. His brows and eyes were crooked as he smiled, and he responded happily: "Oh, I got it. By the way, the misunderstanding between you and xx makes me happy. I also helped you find bbb..."
It was another thought that made one's ears callous, but although the villain looked impatient, he was afraid that he would show a wronged look again, so he could barely suppress the restlessness in his heart and listen patiently. 】
After reading it, Yu Changlin's expression became more subtle, and he said, "I don't know if it's an illusion, but I always feel that the villain favors the truth a little too much, and it feels very basic."
Yuan Shujiu: "..."
Yu Changlin: "And I think this means that they are the same person in different time and space? This setting is also a bit familiar..."
Yuan Shujiu said faintly: "The prototypes are Dabai and Yaohuang."
Yu Changlin: "Oh yes, then it's no wonder... wait!"
His voice suddenly froze, he turned his head, and Yuan Shujiu looked at each other, both of them were full of indescribable hesitation.
After a while, Yu Changlin also tentatively said: "I can't usually see it, but after you used it in the script, I suddenly had an idea, do you think there is something... unusual between Your Majesty and Dabai? "
"They're the same person in person."
"You know that's not what I'm talking about."
A thought surfaced, and Yu Changlin couldn't hold it down any longer. He pursed his lips, feeling a little nervous, and even got goosebumps on his body. It took a while before he said: "What happened between the two of them?" An atmosphere of interaction, the more I look at it now, the more I feel it, it feels like you and Mr. Ming..."
This layer of window paper is still pierced.
Yuan Shu covered his face with wine: "Yaoshou, my son is only a four-year-old kitten!"
"Who says it's not? Isn't our Majesty a big baby who has only lived for hundreds of millions of years?" Yu Changlin murmured: "The whole demon world has been looking forward to the demon queen for so many years, but I never thought that this position would be given to His Majesty himself." Do it! The idea is horrible."
"I still can't accept it!"
Yuan Shujiu stood up in a breakdown and walked out, "Daughter-in-law, I want to tell you something..."
He began to look for Ming Jinhuai everywhere.
President Ming closed his office notebook, looked up at him suspiciously, stretched out his hand, and skillfully hugged the young man, and asked softly, "What's the matter, Jiujiu, did Dabai make you angry again?"
Yuan Shujiu shook his head, and said in grief: "Daughter-in-law, it's not good for your husband, he didn't fulfill his father's responsibility, take care of our son, eh..."
Mr. Ming: ...?How come this is acting up again?
Yu Changlin followed and told their terrified guesses, and then the two turned their faces away at the same time, unable to bear to see Ming Jinhuai's collapsed expression.
however……
One minute passed, two minutes passed.
Mr. Ming finally responded.
His voice was very calm, and he said: "Your guesses are very reasonable, so the most important thing we have to do now is to isolate them."
He stood up abruptly and walked towards the little boy's bedroom.
Yuan Shujiu was taken aback by his calmness, making himself look like an ignorant fool, but when he looked up, he saw Mr. Ming staggered forward and almost fell to the ground.
Oh...Mr. Ming also seems to be in a broken mood.Tsk.
Mr. Ming walked into the boy's bedroom, then walked out quickly, and asked suspiciously, "Where's Dabai?"
"Not in the room?"
A group of people searched the house, but couldn't find him. Yuan Shujiu turned from doubt to panic, and finally ignited a raging anger: "The demon emperor! He must have stolen my son! Riri, this f*cking marriage is not going to steal the crown prince!!! I want to kill him!!!!"
At this moment, he no longer felt powerless, only the burning anger was left in his whole body, and he wished he could simply kill the demon dealer who abducted and sold his four-year-old son!
At this moment, the phone rang suddenly, it was a call from a stranger.
Yuan Shujiu didn't even look at it, and hung up coldly.
Not long after, the call rang again.
He picked it up impatiently, "Who?"
"Yuan Shujiu, I'm Pei Qingxi."
"You are Pei Chongxi, and I am not free either!"
"I just want to ask you a question, you tell me the answer, from now on I won't pester Yuan Kitty again." Pei Qingxi said: "Let's meet up, and after the chat, you take your cat away with you. "
……cat?
Just as Yuan Shujiu was about to reject the words, he was stunned, "Is the cat with you?"
Fuck!How could the cat be with him? Shouldn't it be abducted by the demon emperor to the demon world, and then stage a fairy tale?
This script...
Yuan Shujiu vaguely felt that something was wrong.
After he saw Pei Qingxi, he would completely clear up what was wrong.
"You said..." Yuan Shujiu's lips were trembling, and he repeated it with difficulty: "You said, during the recording of the show, Yuan Baixing set up a line with Yuan Kitty for you? You and him a few days ago We met again, and he entrusted the cat to you???"
This doesn't seem to be the script of "the scumbag demon king abducts the kitten" they thought, but... the story of a scumbag cheating on a marriage?
"Correct."
Pei Qingxi closed her eyes, suppressed her distorted expression, and said, "I know he is a boy, and I also know that his real name is definitely not Yuan Xiaomao. I just want an answer right now, who is he...?"
"He's the original kitten, what else can he be?" Yuan Shujiu glanced at the guilty kitten on the seat next to him, feeling a little lacking in confidence.
In the next second, he was exposed by Pei Qingxi.
Pei Qingxi said: "Did you see where the baby was in last night's episode? I watched it, and saw the exact same dress as Yuan Kitten's, which was put on Yuan Baixing's body."
Yuan Shujiu: "..."
Pei Qingxi: "I asked the program team, that skirt was temporarily bought by their program team from a luxury store, only for girls, not for girls, and the program team didn't know about the original kitten this person."
"Although the truth may be absurd, for some things, the more absurd the idea, the closer to the truth, right?" He said softly, "Do you want to keep hiding it? In fact, they are the same person, right? I just can't figure it out , why would a four-year-old child suddenly grow so big..."
There was a broken expression on his face. Obviously, what was more unacceptable than falling in love with a teenager was that he fell in love with a four-year-old child at first sight?Is he a fetish/pedophile? ? ?
Pei Qingxi really wanted to see a psychiatrist.
Yuan Shujiu looked at him with pity, and said, "So I told you that it was impossible for you. Isn't it good for you to treat him as mentally handicapped? It's fine now, the truth is even more cruel, isn't it?"
Anyway, he has been dug to this extent, and if he can't separate the boy from the demon emperor, he will have to report the unnatural forces to the country in the next step, and Yuan Shujiu will simply break the pot and tell him honestly:
"That's right, Yuan Baixing is Yuan Kitten. We are not ordinary people. He is indeed only four years old in his life, but due to some special reasons, he will suddenly grow up from time to time, but in essence..."
"Essentially, you just treat him as an old giant baby with a natural mental retardation."
The kitty pricked up his ears in dissatisfaction: "Meow!" Bai Bai is not mentally handicapped!
Yuan Shujiu glared at his son, and told him if he keeps arguing, you are not only mentally handicapped, but also a cat!
The little brat suddenly became depressed, and turned his head cowardly: "... Mia."
Pei Qingxi's eyes were staring straight, staring at the ceiling in a daze, with a tragic look of wandering thousands of miles away.
This must be a dream...it is a nightmare!nightmare!When he woke up, nothing happened, the original kitten was still the original kitten, the shy, kind and lovely girl he liked!
He is not a man, nor is he mentally handicapped, nor is he a four-year-old child! ! !
Yuan Shujiu looked at him with pity, so he said, if you just treat him as mentally handicapped from the beginning, and then give up, wouldn't it be fine?It can also leave a "good" impression in each other's hearts.
It's alright now is it...
He said sympathetically, "If you really can't stand it, you can try some psychological counseling. If you really can't, it's okay to find someone to hypnotize you and forget this memory."
Hey, he does have this method, but he is afraid of being hacked to death by the way of heaven, so he has no choice but to help him.
Dude, take care.
At this moment, Yuan Shujiu felt extremely sympathetic to Pei Qingxi, and pitied Pei Tianwang, who was cheated of money, sex and marriage by this bastard, lost his feelings and soldiers.
"Don't worry, I will take good care of him when I go back, and I won't let him come out to harm others again!"
After Yuan Shujiu finished speaking, he picked up the kitten and ran away.
Pei Qingxi, who was deeply shocked, was immersed in her own world, and she didn't stop her at all, and she didn't even look at the aggrieved and pitiful little cat's eyes.
After returning home, Yuan Dabai was mercilessly grabbed by the back of his neck by his father and threw him on the sofa.
Yuan Shujiu had no expression on his face: "President Ming, your son is promising and has learned how to cheat marriage."
Mr. Ming:? ? ? ?
Yu Changlin:? ? ? ?
The little boy moved slowly to the ground, trying to escape, but was ruthlessly suppressed. Yuan Shujiu sneered, "You say it yourself, or shall I say it for you?"
Seeing this, Yuan Dabai smashed his cans and broke his cans, and shouted loudly: "Father, you can't be too double-standard in being a demon! You already have a wife, why don't you let Baibai marry a wife?"
Fuck!How dare he say it!
Ming Jinhuai was shocked, "What kind of daughter-in-law would you marry a mentally retarded kitten who is less than four years old?"
The little boy is confident: "Every time I fuse with Princess, I will grow up, and I will also have the memory of the demon emperor in my mind. How can I be called a child? I am clearly a big baby with hundreds of millions of years of memory!"
Yuan Shujiu and Ming Jinhuai looked at each other, very good, the case was solved.
Yuan Shujiu patted his son's head lovingly, and turned his attitude 180 degrees: "I know, it was the demon emperor who broke you. He took advantage of your face control and innocence, and let go of your heart to achieve a relationship with you." An all-in-one plan!"
Yu Changlin's eyelids twitched. For some reason, now that he hears the word "integrate into one", it's always easy to imagine it.
The little boy looked at his gentle and kind father anxiously, and hesitated: "Don't you blame Bai Bai?"
"Of course I don't blame you, you are just an innocent and pitiful kitten," Yuan Shujiu said in a persuasive manner, "It's all the demon emperor's fault, son, give the sky feather to daddy, daddy won't care about you."
A dead Taoist friend is not a poor Taoist.
The kitty cub decisively handed over the "cat teaser stick" and the demon emperor inside.
Yuan Shujiu took Tian Lingyu and threw it into Yu Changlin's hand, his face expressionless for a moment: "Look at it."
"No problem!" Yu Changlin said firmly, "I promise to complete the task!"
The little boy looked at Tian Lingyu eagerly, a little worried about the Yaohuang, but after thinking about it, his father would not be able to hurt Ge Ge, so he was relieved, so Yuan Dabai became heartless again: "Dad, then I will go back to the room and call Game on!"
"Damn it!"
Yuan Shujiu's attitude turned 180 degrees again. He sneered, picked up the kitten and threw it into the bedroom, confiscated his mobile phone, and said, "Little kitten, from now on your homework will be doubled, and an ideological and moral class will be added every day. Playing games? Next life!"
Bang, the door was closed.
Yuan Dabai lost the cheating demon emperor and was brutally locked up.
The kitten stared at the door with a dazed expression:? ? ? ? ? ?
Dad, you are crossing the river and tearing down the bridge!Meow! ! ! ! ! ! !
The troublemaker was put in confinement, and then the three of them closed the door and began to interrogate the Demon Emperor.
A black shadow of a man floated out of Tian Lingyu, His Majesty raised his eyebrows slantingly, looked at the crowd casually, smiled mockingly, and said, "Isn't it too late to find out that there is a problem now?"
Yuan Shujiu frowned: "You helped him to deceive us for so many days and let him go out to have a private meeting with Pei Qingxi?"
"It's me." The Demon Emperor smiled maliciously and said, "He is naive and stupid, just because I promised to help him, so he let go of his guard and let me enter his body. It's a pity that you found out too late, you are angry. Not angry?"
No one was angry, but everyone's expressions became more subtle.
Yu Changlin murmured: "Your Majesty, what kind of hobby is this?" NTR?Take the initiative to wear a cuckold for yourself?As expected of His Majesty, the degree of heavy taste is beyond their reach.
The Demon Emperor didn't see their angry expressions, but Yu Changlin's eyes aroused goosebumps all over the place, and he said angrily, "Idiot, what are you looking at?"
Yu Changlin subconsciously said: "Your Majesty likes it, but I dare not say it."
Demon Emperor:? ? ?
His Majesty is still being strong, trying to create the image of himself as a big villain, aggressively turning the topic on the right path: "Nine-tailed cat, so what if you isolate us now, he has taken the initiative to remove the sense of defense in his brain, Let me lay down the mark, just wait for the monster army to attack... huh."
Yuan Shujiu ignored his blatant threats at all, but instead said solemnly with a deep expression: "I will not agree to this marriage."
Demon Emperor: "What?"
Ming Jinhuai also said solemnly: "My son will grow up slowly, and when he matures, he will marry a beautiful, well-behaved, law-abiding wife, inherit my family business, and live a carefree life. I will not let You keep pestering him!"
Yu Changlin was more tactful: "Your Majesty, he is only four years old. Even if you want to marry the Demon Queen, you have to wait until he grows up..."
Demon Emperor:? ? ? ?
What are these people talking about?What married a demon queen and what was four years old?Four... four years old?
The Demon Emperor finally came to his senses, his handsome and domineering face suddenly turned from blue to purple and then to red, he slapped the table, and there was a gust of wind, and he said angrily: "Nonsense! Nine-tailed cat, you are trying to ruin my reputation!" It's really all-inclusive, despicable!"
"No matter how narcissistic I am, it's impossible for me to be in love with myself!" His Majesty reprimanded him with righteous words.
Yuan Shujiu responded flatly: "Oh."
Ming Jinhuai turned off the phone calmly, and said, "I've already recorded it, Your Majesty, remember what you said today, and don't slap your face in the future."
His Majesty was angry: "..."
What kind of reaction is this, why is it so disgusting?
Didn't he come to disgust these people? How could he be disgusted by them? ? ?
His Majesty was so angry that he returned to Tian Lingyu, refusing to communicate with this group of unreasonable guys, and shut himself up.
Yuan Shujiu successfully counterattacked, feeling very happy. After sealing Tian Lingyu, he hummed a song, patted Mr. Ming on the shoulder, and said, "Don't worry too much. Look at our Majesty, who is strong and strong, The words are precise, maybe we thought too much before."
Yu Changlin whispered: "I'm afraid it will be really fragrant in the future."
Ming Jinhuai didn't speak, the man suddenly raised his head and rubbed the center of his brows, he seemed to stand up, but he staggered and barely supported the sofa.
Yuan Shujiu hurried forward to help, and asked with concern: "Daughter-in-law, are you okay?"
"...It's okay, just a little dizzy." Ming Jinhuai's voice was a little hoarse, he blinked, a crimson light flashed from his eyes, and then disappeared without being noticed.
"It must have been frightened, today's event is too exciting, tsk." Yuan Shujiu said thoughtfully: "Go to rest early today, I will help you back to the room, you may be too tired."
"it is good."
Ming Jinhuai gave a low laugh, pressed his body on his body, and said affectionately: "Then you can sleep with me...we can discuss the issue of practicing the trumpet."
Yuan Shujiu was so attached to him that he couldn't bear it, and he whimpered and said: "The little girl raises a well-behaved and sensible little girl, and I don't want to raise a naive girl anymore."
"Well, I think so too."
Yu Changlin gasped, never expecting that he was caught off guard and was stuffed with a mouthful of dog food, and hurried to run away.
I don't want to eat this dog food, so farewell!
the other side
Jiang Zhi looked distressed at Pei Qingxi who was deeply hit and fell into autism, and was speechless for a while.
"I really did a lot of calculations, and I took the risk of being backlashed by the heavens to personally erase his memory. No matter how I calculated it, he discovered the clue so quickly. The key is that the brat exposed himself..."
Jiang Zhi was speechless.
He originally wanted to use Pei Qingxi to stabilize Yuan Baixing's soul, who knew that this brat was exposed so quickly, how long did it take for him to break up with him?
It's all right now, not to mention that Pei Qingxi won't be able to accept it for a while, even Yuan Shujiu can't let his son have any contact with him anymore, trouble.
At this moment, he felt something, and suddenly looked in the direction of Yuan Shujiu, with a surprised expression on his face: "Shangshen's memory...loose?" He clearly had no time to do anything, and could not do anything, but Huai Chu had already Showing signs of awakening?What stimulated this?
Jiang Zhi didn't know what happened, but this didn't prevent him from being pleasantly surprised. This was unexpected good news, and he had to find out what happened.
作者有话要说:感谢在2020-03-0322:09:11~2020-03-0423:06:40期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
"Ding dong."
"Hello, the takeaway you ordered has arrived."
Yu Changlin took the packaging bag from the delivery man, and the small aroma of hemp that could not be covered by the thick plastic box filled the air. He sniffed it, closed the door and walked towards Yuan Shujiu's study.
"The takeaway is here, how did you write it?"
As soon as he opened the door and entered, he saw Yuan Shujiu staring at the computer screen with a delicate expression, in a daze.
"Still in Calvin?"
Yuan Shujiu replied, "I wrote a part of it."
Yu Changlin poked his head in front of the computer strangely, and there was a plot in the file: After two rich second generations with completely different personalities and destinies switched bodies, they OOCed their own personalities one after another and made a series of characters that were similar to their original personalities. Conflicting behavior, the picture is extremely funny.
But as the two sides gradually get to know each other, the plot begins to change:
[The villain's rich second generation will be ruthless and merciless in doing things. He has repeatedly targeted and plotted against the favored son of heaven who has deepened his luck, but there is another hidden story behind the endless situation.Getting deeper and deeper at any time, the real rich second generation used his optimistic nature to resolve the hostility of the opponent, and eliminated the misunderstanding by mistake, and helped the villain resolve a major crisis;
But the real rich second generation seems to be cheerful, optimistic and heartless, living a life of spending money like rain all day long, but because of his soft personality, he disappointed his mother who had high hopes for him many times, and even let his father in The illegitimate children outside occupy the family property and the doves occupy the magpie's nest.
Naturally, the villain will not suffer after entering this body. Even though he disdains the character and life of the original body, he cannot allow others to step on his feet. Soon the villain successfully wins over the old man by using his cunning mind and ability to talk and talk. , and successfully regained the family property.
Soon after, the two changed their bodies and had a conversation using the space-time medium.
The real rich second generation looked at his life that was completely different from before. He was flattered by the respect of his parents and the admiration of his friends, so he sincerely expressed his gratitude to the villain: "Although you are a little narrow-minded, I admit that you are more serious than me. I want to be great, thank you for helping to solve such a big trouble."
The villain sneered at this: "An illegitimate child can suppress you with such a pediatric method, waste."
The one who was really scolded had droopy eyebrows and drooping head. If there were rabbit ears on the top of the head, they would have drooped by now.
The villain, however, took a disgusted look at his aggrieved look, snorted, and said, "But so what, no matter how useless you are, you're still me in another time and space, and it's his turn to be bullied by an imbecile like him?"
As he said, he couldn't bear to see the other party's aggrieved look, as if his heart had been scratched by a kitten's paw, and he felt uncomfortable. The villain reprimanded in a low voice: "What are you wronged, cheer me up, and no one will dare to treat you in the future." If you bully you, come to me, do you know? If you change your body next time, let me know who bullied you again and don’t tell me, you see how I will deal with you!"
The fierce reprimand made the eyes of the real rich second generation light up in an instant. His brows and eyes were crooked as he smiled, and he responded happily: "Oh, I got it. By the way, the misunderstanding between you and xx makes me happy. I also helped you find bbb..."
It was another thought that made one's ears callous, but although the villain looked impatient, he was afraid that he would show a wronged look again, so he could barely suppress the restlessness in his heart and listen patiently. 】
After reading it, Yu Changlin's expression became more subtle, and he said, "I don't know if it's an illusion, but I always feel that the villain favors the truth a little too much, and it feels very basic."
Yuan Shujiu: "..."
Yu Changlin: "And I think this means that they are the same person in different time and space? This setting is also a bit familiar..."
Yuan Shujiu said faintly: "The prototypes are Dabai and Yaohuang."
Yu Changlin: "Oh yes, then it's no wonder... wait!"
His voice suddenly froze, he turned his head, and Yuan Shujiu looked at each other, both of them were full of indescribable hesitation.
After a while, Yu Changlin also tentatively said: "I can't usually see it, but after you used it in the script, I suddenly had an idea, do you think there is something... unusual between Your Majesty and Dabai? "
"They're the same person in person."
"You know that's not what I'm talking about."
A thought surfaced, and Yu Changlin couldn't hold it down any longer. He pursed his lips, feeling a little nervous, and even got goosebumps on his body. It took a while before he said: "What happened between the two of them?" An atmosphere of interaction, the more I look at it now, the more I feel it, it feels like you and Mr. Ming..."
This layer of window paper is still pierced.
Yuan Shu covered his face with wine: "Yaoshou, my son is only a four-year-old kitten!"
"Who says it's not? Isn't our Majesty a big baby who has only lived for hundreds of millions of years?" Yu Changlin murmured: "The whole demon world has been looking forward to the demon queen for so many years, but I never thought that this position would be given to His Majesty himself." Do it! The idea is horrible."
"I still can't accept it!"
Yuan Shujiu stood up in a breakdown and walked out, "Daughter-in-law, I want to tell you something..."
He began to look for Ming Jinhuai everywhere.
President Ming closed his office notebook, looked up at him suspiciously, stretched out his hand, and skillfully hugged the young man, and asked softly, "What's the matter, Jiujiu, did Dabai make you angry again?"
Yuan Shujiu shook his head, and said in grief: "Daughter-in-law, it's not good for your husband, he didn't fulfill his father's responsibility, take care of our son, eh..."
Mr. Ming: ...?How come this is acting up again?
Yu Changlin followed and told their terrified guesses, and then the two turned their faces away at the same time, unable to bear to see Ming Jinhuai's collapsed expression.
however……
One minute passed, two minutes passed.
Mr. Ming finally responded.
His voice was very calm, and he said: "Your guesses are very reasonable, so the most important thing we have to do now is to isolate them."
He stood up abruptly and walked towards the little boy's bedroom.
Yuan Shujiu was taken aback by his calmness, making himself look like an ignorant fool, but when he looked up, he saw Mr. Ming staggered forward and almost fell to the ground.
Oh...Mr. Ming also seems to be in a broken mood.Tsk.
Mr. Ming walked into the boy's bedroom, then walked out quickly, and asked suspiciously, "Where's Dabai?"
"Not in the room?"
A group of people searched the house, but couldn't find him. Yuan Shujiu turned from doubt to panic, and finally ignited a raging anger: "The demon emperor! He must have stolen my son! Riri, this f*cking marriage is not going to steal the crown prince!!! I want to kill him!!!!"
At this moment, he no longer felt powerless, only the burning anger was left in his whole body, and he wished he could simply kill the demon dealer who abducted and sold his four-year-old son!
At this moment, the phone rang suddenly, it was a call from a stranger.
Yuan Shujiu didn't even look at it, and hung up coldly.
Not long after, the call rang again.
He picked it up impatiently, "Who?"
"Yuan Shujiu, I'm Pei Qingxi."
"You are Pei Chongxi, and I am not free either!"
"I just want to ask you a question, you tell me the answer, from now on I won't pester Yuan Kitty again." Pei Qingxi said: "Let's meet up, and after the chat, you take your cat away with you. "
……cat?
Just as Yuan Shujiu was about to reject the words, he was stunned, "Is the cat with you?"
Fuck!How could the cat be with him? Shouldn't it be abducted by the demon emperor to the demon world, and then stage a fairy tale?
This script...
Yuan Shujiu vaguely felt that something was wrong.
After he saw Pei Qingxi, he would completely clear up what was wrong.
"You said..." Yuan Shujiu's lips were trembling, and he repeated it with difficulty: "You said, during the recording of the show, Yuan Baixing set up a line with Yuan Kitty for you? You and him a few days ago We met again, and he entrusted the cat to you???"
This doesn't seem to be the script of "the scumbag demon king abducts the kitten" they thought, but... the story of a scumbag cheating on a marriage?
"Correct."
Pei Qingxi closed her eyes, suppressed her distorted expression, and said, "I know he is a boy, and I also know that his real name is definitely not Yuan Xiaomao. I just want an answer right now, who is he...?"
"He's the original kitten, what else can he be?" Yuan Shujiu glanced at the guilty kitten on the seat next to him, feeling a little lacking in confidence.
In the next second, he was exposed by Pei Qingxi.
Pei Qingxi said: "Did you see where the baby was in last night's episode? I watched it, and saw the exact same dress as Yuan Kitten's, which was put on Yuan Baixing's body."
Yuan Shujiu: "..."
Pei Qingxi: "I asked the program team, that skirt was temporarily bought by their program team from a luxury store, only for girls, not for girls, and the program team didn't know about the original kitten this person."
"Although the truth may be absurd, for some things, the more absurd the idea, the closer to the truth, right?" He said softly, "Do you want to keep hiding it? In fact, they are the same person, right? I just can't figure it out , why would a four-year-old child suddenly grow so big..."
There was a broken expression on his face. Obviously, what was more unacceptable than falling in love with a teenager was that he fell in love with a four-year-old child at first sight?Is he a fetish/pedophile? ? ?
Pei Qingxi really wanted to see a psychiatrist.
Yuan Shujiu looked at him with pity, and said, "So I told you that it was impossible for you. Isn't it good for you to treat him as mentally handicapped? It's fine now, the truth is even more cruel, isn't it?"
Anyway, he has been dug to this extent, and if he can't separate the boy from the demon emperor, he will have to report the unnatural forces to the country in the next step, and Yuan Shujiu will simply break the pot and tell him honestly:
"That's right, Yuan Baixing is Yuan Kitten. We are not ordinary people. He is indeed only four years old in his life, but due to some special reasons, he will suddenly grow up from time to time, but in essence..."
"Essentially, you just treat him as an old giant baby with a natural mental retardation."
The kitty pricked up his ears in dissatisfaction: "Meow!" Bai Bai is not mentally handicapped!
Yuan Shujiu glared at his son, and told him if he keeps arguing, you are not only mentally handicapped, but also a cat!
The little brat suddenly became depressed, and turned his head cowardly: "... Mia."
Pei Qingxi's eyes were staring straight, staring at the ceiling in a daze, with a tragic look of wandering thousands of miles away.
This must be a dream...it is a nightmare!nightmare!When he woke up, nothing happened, the original kitten was still the original kitten, the shy, kind and lovely girl he liked!
He is not a man, nor is he mentally handicapped, nor is he a four-year-old child! ! !
Yuan Shujiu looked at him with pity, so he said, if you just treat him as mentally handicapped from the beginning, and then give up, wouldn't it be fine?It can also leave a "good" impression in each other's hearts.
It's alright now is it...
He said sympathetically, "If you really can't stand it, you can try some psychological counseling. If you really can't, it's okay to find someone to hypnotize you and forget this memory."
Hey, he does have this method, but he is afraid of being hacked to death by the way of heaven, so he has no choice but to help him.
Dude, take care.
At this moment, Yuan Shujiu felt extremely sympathetic to Pei Qingxi, and pitied Pei Tianwang, who was cheated of money, sex and marriage by this bastard, lost his feelings and soldiers.
"Don't worry, I will take good care of him when I go back, and I won't let him come out to harm others again!"
After Yuan Shujiu finished speaking, he picked up the kitten and ran away.
Pei Qingxi, who was deeply shocked, was immersed in her own world, and she didn't stop her at all, and she didn't even look at the aggrieved and pitiful little cat's eyes.
After returning home, Yuan Dabai was mercilessly grabbed by the back of his neck by his father and threw him on the sofa.
Yuan Shujiu had no expression on his face: "President Ming, your son is promising and has learned how to cheat marriage."
Mr. Ming:? ? ? ?
Yu Changlin:? ? ? ?
The little boy moved slowly to the ground, trying to escape, but was ruthlessly suppressed. Yuan Shujiu sneered, "You say it yourself, or shall I say it for you?"
Seeing this, Yuan Dabai smashed his cans and broke his cans, and shouted loudly: "Father, you can't be too double-standard in being a demon! You already have a wife, why don't you let Baibai marry a wife?"
Fuck!How dare he say it!
Ming Jinhuai was shocked, "What kind of daughter-in-law would you marry a mentally retarded kitten who is less than four years old?"
The little boy is confident: "Every time I fuse with Princess, I will grow up, and I will also have the memory of the demon emperor in my mind. How can I be called a child? I am clearly a big baby with hundreds of millions of years of memory!"
Yuan Shujiu and Ming Jinhuai looked at each other, very good, the case was solved.
Yuan Shujiu patted his son's head lovingly, and turned his attitude 180 degrees: "I know, it was the demon emperor who broke you. He took advantage of your face control and innocence, and let go of your heart to achieve a relationship with you." An all-in-one plan!"
Yu Changlin's eyelids twitched. For some reason, now that he hears the word "integrate into one", it's always easy to imagine it.
The little boy looked at his gentle and kind father anxiously, and hesitated: "Don't you blame Bai Bai?"
"Of course I don't blame you, you are just an innocent and pitiful kitten," Yuan Shujiu said in a persuasive manner, "It's all the demon emperor's fault, son, give the sky feather to daddy, daddy won't care about you."
A dead Taoist friend is not a poor Taoist.
The kitty cub decisively handed over the "cat teaser stick" and the demon emperor inside.
Yuan Shujiu took Tian Lingyu and threw it into Yu Changlin's hand, his face expressionless for a moment: "Look at it."
"No problem!" Yu Changlin said firmly, "I promise to complete the task!"
The little boy looked at Tian Lingyu eagerly, a little worried about the Yaohuang, but after thinking about it, his father would not be able to hurt Ge Ge, so he was relieved, so Yuan Dabai became heartless again: "Dad, then I will go back to the room and call Game on!"
"Damn it!"
Yuan Shujiu's attitude turned 180 degrees again. He sneered, picked up the kitten and threw it into the bedroom, confiscated his mobile phone, and said, "Little kitten, from now on your homework will be doubled, and an ideological and moral class will be added every day. Playing games? Next life!"
Bang, the door was closed.
Yuan Dabai lost the cheating demon emperor and was brutally locked up.
The kitten stared at the door with a dazed expression:? ? ? ? ? ?
Dad, you are crossing the river and tearing down the bridge!Meow! ! ! ! ! ! !
The troublemaker was put in confinement, and then the three of them closed the door and began to interrogate the Demon Emperor.
A black shadow of a man floated out of Tian Lingyu, His Majesty raised his eyebrows slantingly, looked at the crowd casually, smiled mockingly, and said, "Isn't it too late to find out that there is a problem now?"
Yuan Shujiu frowned: "You helped him to deceive us for so many days and let him go out to have a private meeting with Pei Qingxi?"
"It's me." The Demon Emperor smiled maliciously and said, "He is naive and stupid, just because I promised to help him, so he let go of his guard and let me enter his body. It's a pity that you found out too late, you are angry. Not angry?"
No one was angry, but everyone's expressions became more subtle.
Yu Changlin murmured: "Your Majesty, what kind of hobby is this?" NTR?Take the initiative to wear a cuckold for yourself?As expected of His Majesty, the degree of heavy taste is beyond their reach.
The Demon Emperor didn't see their angry expressions, but Yu Changlin's eyes aroused goosebumps all over the place, and he said angrily, "Idiot, what are you looking at?"
Yu Changlin subconsciously said: "Your Majesty likes it, but I dare not say it."
Demon Emperor:? ? ?
His Majesty is still being strong, trying to create the image of himself as a big villain, aggressively turning the topic on the right path: "Nine-tailed cat, so what if you isolate us now, he has taken the initiative to remove the sense of defense in his brain, Let me lay down the mark, just wait for the monster army to attack... huh."
Yuan Shujiu ignored his blatant threats at all, but instead said solemnly with a deep expression: "I will not agree to this marriage."
Demon Emperor: "What?"
Ming Jinhuai also said solemnly: "My son will grow up slowly, and when he matures, he will marry a beautiful, well-behaved, law-abiding wife, inherit my family business, and live a carefree life. I will not let You keep pestering him!"
Yu Changlin was more tactful: "Your Majesty, he is only four years old. Even if you want to marry the Demon Queen, you have to wait until he grows up..."
Demon Emperor:? ? ? ?
What are these people talking about?What married a demon queen and what was four years old?Four... four years old?
The Demon Emperor finally came to his senses, his handsome and domineering face suddenly turned from blue to purple and then to red, he slapped the table, and there was a gust of wind, and he said angrily: "Nonsense! Nine-tailed cat, you are trying to ruin my reputation!" It's really all-inclusive, despicable!"
"No matter how narcissistic I am, it's impossible for me to be in love with myself!" His Majesty reprimanded him with righteous words.
Yuan Shujiu responded flatly: "Oh."
Ming Jinhuai turned off the phone calmly, and said, "I've already recorded it, Your Majesty, remember what you said today, and don't slap your face in the future."
His Majesty was angry: "..."
What kind of reaction is this, why is it so disgusting?
Didn't he come to disgust these people? How could he be disgusted by them? ? ?
His Majesty was so angry that he returned to Tian Lingyu, refusing to communicate with this group of unreasonable guys, and shut himself up.
Yuan Shujiu successfully counterattacked, feeling very happy. After sealing Tian Lingyu, he hummed a song, patted Mr. Ming on the shoulder, and said, "Don't worry too much. Look at our Majesty, who is strong and strong, The words are precise, maybe we thought too much before."
Yu Changlin whispered: "I'm afraid it will be really fragrant in the future."
Ming Jinhuai didn't speak, the man suddenly raised his head and rubbed the center of his brows, he seemed to stand up, but he staggered and barely supported the sofa.
Yuan Shujiu hurried forward to help, and asked with concern: "Daughter-in-law, are you okay?"
"...It's okay, just a little dizzy." Ming Jinhuai's voice was a little hoarse, he blinked, a crimson light flashed from his eyes, and then disappeared without being noticed.
"It must have been frightened, today's event is too exciting, tsk." Yuan Shujiu said thoughtfully: "Go to rest early today, I will help you back to the room, you may be too tired."
"it is good."
Ming Jinhuai gave a low laugh, pressed his body on his body, and said affectionately: "Then you can sleep with me...we can discuss the issue of practicing the trumpet."
Yuan Shujiu was so attached to him that he couldn't bear it, and he whimpered and said: "The little girl raises a well-behaved and sensible little girl, and I don't want to raise a naive girl anymore."
"Well, I think so too."
Yu Changlin gasped, never expecting that he was caught off guard and was stuffed with a mouthful of dog food, and hurried to run away.
I don't want to eat this dog food, so farewell!
the other side
Jiang Zhi looked distressed at Pei Qingxi who was deeply hit and fell into autism, and was speechless for a while.
"I really did a lot of calculations, and I took the risk of being backlashed by the heavens to personally erase his memory. No matter how I calculated it, he discovered the clue so quickly. The key is that the brat exposed himself..."
Jiang Zhi was speechless.
He originally wanted to use Pei Qingxi to stabilize Yuan Baixing's soul, who knew that this brat was exposed so quickly, how long did it take for him to break up with him?
It's all right now, not to mention that Pei Qingxi won't be able to accept it for a while, even Yuan Shujiu can't let his son have any contact with him anymore, trouble.
At this moment, he felt something, and suddenly looked in the direction of Yuan Shujiu, with a surprised expression on his face: "Shangshen's memory...loose?" He clearly had no time to do anything, and could not do anything, but Huai Chu had already Showing signs of awakening?What stimulated this?
Jiang Zhi didn't know what happened, but this didn't prevent him from being pleasantly surprised. This was unexpected good news, and he had to find out what happened.
作者有话要说:感谢在2020-03-0322:09:11~2020-03-0423:06:40期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
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