The son and his father can't tell the species of the cub [Cross Book]

Chapter 87

One advantage of workers in the writing industry is that they can work from home and stay at home until they die.

It was already noon when Yuan Shujiu woke up. He stepped on the carpet in his pajamas, yawned and walked out. He didn't forget to quickly open the takeaway software on his mobile phone, and searched for lunch from the sales order.

Yu Changlin leaned over and probed his brain to make an opinion: "Roast duck is not good, it won't be crispy when you get home, let's eat twice-cooked pork, and order a bottle of Coke for Dabai, there is no drink at home."

Yuan Shujiu calmly ordered the meal, but crossed out the Coke and said, "There is no Coke for a four-year-old kid who will cheat marriage."

Yu Changlin mourned for Yuan Dabai for three seconds, it seems that his father's anger has not subsided yet.

"Where's my wife?" Yuan Shujiu asked.

"Give your son an ideological and moral class. You and your wife have a lot of psychological shadows. I just heard that Mr. Ming was talking about the concept of a couple for a lifetime, and he threatened to say that marrying too many wives is not good for the family. Harmony, look at the old emperor who was cuckolded and poisoned to death in the Legend of Zhen Huan, and then look at Emperor Han Cheng who died on Feiyan Hede's bed..."

Yu Changlin paused and asked, "Guess what your son said?"

Yuan Shujiu said calmly: "Zhen Huanmei Zhuang and Ye Lanyi are so beautiful, and Emperor Han Cheng can still play double/fly with his sisters. If it were me, I would be so happy."

"...Damn it!" Yu Changlin said with a broken face, "That's what your son said, there is only one word missing, meow!"

"Ha ha."

Can he not know what his son looks like?Hey, it's really crooked.

Yuan Shujiu beat his chest and stamped his feet: "It's all my fault. I instilled him with correct views since he was a child. This little brat was completely freed. He followed me all day long, and he was influenced by me. Of course he is what I am."

The advantage of this is that he turned the big BOSS who was supposed to destroy the world into a salted fish idiot. The disadvantage is that this idiot has a problem with his head.

Yu Changlin murmured: "I think I have been persuaded by him. As your majesty in the demon world, how can he compare with ordinary people? Your majesty should be the Sangong and Sixth Court. He has all the beauties in his arms. Is it wrong to tease Pei Qingxi? It's not irresponsible, wouldn't it be nice to take it back and be a concubine Pei in the future!"

Yuan Shujiu: "Have you been brainwashed by him? The one who is going to be the Demon Emperor is imprisoned in Tian Lingyu. The idiot in front of you is just a four-year-old kitten."

Yu Changlin struggled to death: "Four years old is considered an adult in the cat tribe, and he is still His Majesty's body, how can he be compared with ordinary kittens?"

Yuan Shujiu ignored him at all, he stood at the door, looked at Ming Jinhuai who was teaching his son, and suddenly said strangely: "Have you noticed? Why do I feel that something is wrong with Mr. Ming recently?"

"no feelings."

"...All right." Yuan Shujiu didn't bother to use his brain anymore, he turned off his phone and went back to the room, "I'm going to discuss the script with Director Gu and a few senior editors online, and the takeaway is here Remember to call me."

Yu Changlin looked at his back, touched his chin and couldn't help but sigh, "Seeing that the world is about to end, and yet he still has the mood to work, this psychological quality, I admire."

As for the Nine-Tailed Cat, he used to think that the other party was a type who would eat and wait to die, but now it seemed that Yuan Shujiu was actually more independent and stronger than anyone else.Ming Ming wants to marry a billionaire, but he has no intention of being raised as a canary by Ming Jinhuai. On the contrary, he has been working hard to develop his own business.

Even if the income can't be compared with that of a boss like Mr. Ming, it is still enough to live comfortably.

What's more, he will not feel inferior because of his lover's power and wealth. Instead, he is full of self-confidence and calls Mr. Ming "daughter-in-law" every day, and cheerfully takes out his little money to support Ming Jinhuai, with a look of "I am The attitude of the head of the family.

This mentality is also absolute.

Not only Yu Changlin, after the last episode of "Where's the Baby" was broadcast, netizens were shocked by Yuan Shujiu's brain circuit.

From the third episode, Yuan Shujiu mentioned Ming Jinhuai for the first time in the show, and the topic of this couple has always been high. Some people believe in clarification, but many don’t believe it. Some people say that the two are acting together. , and some people said that it was a play directed and acted by myself, and there was a lot of noise for a while.

Netizens were exhausted enough, but the program group rejoiced and took advantage of the heat to broadcast the last episode.

As always, the father and son happy group, every scene is very stalking, but when the show was about to come to an end, the program group suddenly threw an explosive Easter egg on it.

The president of Cloud Whale, Ming Jinhuai, came to the end in person, and Yuan Shujiu proposed on the spot!

Lying... Groove! ! !

"The moment I saw this title, I thought it would be a starlet forced to marry into a wealthy family, and the domineering president was dissatisfied, but he had no choice but to stage a fake couple's business with his seemingly incompatible partner. After reading this After the easter egg, I found that it wasn't that I thought too much, but that I didn't think enough..."

Yes, what was played on the screen was Yuan Shujiu taking out the ring and proposing to Ming Jinhuai affectionately. He had been deliberating for a long time, but he didn't seem to have a word for his proposal, and finally he simply shouted: "Brother ,marry me!"

"Oh my god, is Yuan Shujiu serious? Seriously? Seriously? What did he yell at Mr. Ming????"

"...Brother, goddamned brother, you can see that Mr. Ming's smile has froze, okay?"

"Mr. Ming said that he prepared a grand engagement ceremony, and then he scared people hahahaha, he really deserves to be my idol, so pure and unpretentious, he is simply a model of the straight man world."

"If I had such an incomprehensible wife, I'd be broken too!"

"The key point is that Yuan Shujiu is not his wife. Didn't you hear people shouting, Mr. Ming is his wife. The key is that you can see Mr. Ming's doting expression, where there is no sense of dignity being offended, he is about to say that he is showing off Alright!! Fuck, is this pair so sweet? I was stunned."

"I just want to know why, Yuan Shujiu is determined not to get engaged."

"Yuan Baixing told you the answer."

The screen turned to Yuan Baixing, and the little boy’s voice was high-pitched, full of emotion, and he said, “You don’t understand how scary the engagement ceremony is, if you can accept getting up at three or four in the morning...you know what it is to stay up late and not let go to sleep.” How does it feel? Your eyelids can’t be opened, tears are streaming down your face, and your body is shaking like sleep. You can fall asleep quickly by closing your eyes, but you still have to work hard for 20 hours! Then But 20 hours!"

"You are not the only one who is going to bear this kind of pain. Your lover, your parents, your lover's parents, and countless staff members must bear it together!"

Deafening.

The audience in front of the TV was shocked, and there was no reaction for a long time.

After a while, a girl suddenly posted a comment: "I think it makes sense... What he said, I don't even want to get engaged or get married..."

"Yuan Baixing reminded me that I decided to break off the engagement with my boyfriend, who the hell can bear to wake up in the early morning!"

"I understand why Yuan Shujiu took the initiative to propose marriage, and strongly requested that the ceremony not be held."

Netizens who eat melons were completely brainwashed by Yuan Dabai. This video of God speaking quickly became popular, and it was used on major websites, and even eliminated the formal rejection ceremony, which became popular overnight.

—Because everyone can’t get out of bed.

In this regard, we can only evaluate it as: silly netizens are more happy.

However, it is precisely because of being so naive that netizens felt a sense of intimacy in no time at all. The rumors about Yuan Shujiu and Ming Jinhuai's sadomasochistic love triangle were completely shattered. On the contrary, this family of three attracted a lot of fans.

"Through this program, I finally know what kind of person Yuan Shujiu is. I really love this character."

"Do you love the little brat the most? Who wouldn't want to have such a cute Yuan Baixing?"

"Have you seen the tidbits released by the program group? It was a scene that was planned to be filmed but was abandoned. The program group was going to take the host to trick the guests. The program was played by a four-year-old boy named Yuan Baixing, citing scriptures. What the hell is Mr. Ming always teaching the kids, how come he even learned the laws and regulations!"

"Is this really a four-year-old?"

"I thought he was a mentally handicapped child from the neighbor's family, and he was very happy. In fact, he is a smart, quick-witted little bully, and he is completely different from the mentally handicapped child in our own family QAQ"

"To be honest, I'm still not satisfied after watching it."

"Then you can look forward to "Wild Core", the screenwriter + starring Yuan Shujiu, the official announcement has been made, and it will be broadcast next month."

"I'm looking forward to it, I hope to have a role as a kid, I prefer to watch this pair of father and son pit each other!"

For this reason, "Wild Core" also gained a wave of popularity, and the number of followers on the official website was astonishingly high. Director Ji specially called to celebrate and said that he wanted to treat him.

Then he was ruthlessly rejected by Yuan Shujiu.

His voice sounded particularly vicissitudes, and he said slowly: "I am doing an extremely important event. If it succeeds, it will be a blessing for the Three Realms. If it fails... it will be the end of the world."

Director Ji asked hesitantly: "You have finally become obsessed with your writing? Is Mr. Ming by your side? Do you want me to call you a mental hospital?"

Yuan Shujiu: "Hehe." To be honest, no one believed it.

He hung up the phone, glanced at the moon swallowed by darkness, and commanded Yu Changlin with arrogance: "Open the altar! Find someone who is destined!"

Partial lunar eclipse, the best time to find someone destined to Yuan Dabai has finally come.

Yu Changlin was diligently performing the ritual, dancing around the altar.

Yuan Shujiu's hot eyes hurt: "Why do you look so like a dancer? It's also a magic stick, why didn't you inherit a bit of your father's ethereal aura?"

Yu Changlin did not forget to bicker with him while doing the trick: "You talk so much, you invite my father to do the trick!"

That's definitely not going to work, their plan will come to nothing when Zhisheng comes.

After a while, Yu Changlin finally stopped. With his eyes closed, he was slowly feeling the position of the predestined person.

"did you find it?"

Yu Changlin looked serious: "I have a sense, come with me."

Yuan Shujiu decisively picked up the kitten, threw it into Mr. Ming's arms, and said, "Follow!"

"When you find someone with a predestined relationship, don't be impulsive. Discuss first. Tell them clearly about the harm of losing a piece of soul, easy schizophrenia, etc. You can see the symptoms of the demon emperor in detail. State the pros and cons as much as possible. If it doesn't work, change to a predestined person."

This is a warning to Ming Jinhuai, for fear that this scheming poisonous snake will use some illegal means to act violently.

Mr. Ming smiled helplessly and said, "I know."

A group of people followed Yu Changlin and hurried towards the predestined person.

They traveled through most of the imperial capital, and finally came to a private apartment.

Yu Changlin stopped: "It's in this building."

Yuan Shujiu had a delicate expression on his face: "This place looks familiar."

"It would be even better if they are acquaintances!" Yu Changlin was very excited, took them on the elevator and quickly found the destination, "This is the house, I can be sure that the destined person is behind the door!"

The door opened.

Yu Changlin blurted out: "That's him!"

The man who was about to go out stood at the door and met them face to face.

Everyone: "..."

Damn it, is it Pei Qingxi? ? ? ?

The kitty also had a shocked expression on his face, "Meow?" Is my destined person Pei Damei?Sure enough!

Pei Qingxi was also stunned. He walked through the crowd, staring straight at the porcelain doll that Ming Jinhuai held in his arms. Those immature facial features overlapped with the beautiful face he was so excited for for a moment...

The man's throat moved, and a mouthful of old blood almost spewed out: "...you!"

How dare you show up!

Yuan Baixing, you fraudulent marriage pup, you dare to show up! ! !

At this moment, Pei Tianwang's heart ached, and he wished he could die with him.

Yuan Shujiu looked at his son, then at the grief-stricken Pei Qingxi, thinking of the grievances between the two of them, it was very embarrassing.

Pei Qingxi seemed unwilling to be seen by everyone in his embarrassment, his expression gradually turned expressionless, he took a step back, and was about to close the door, but was stopped.

Yuan Shujiu blocked the door to prevent him from leaving, smiled awkwardly, and said, "Brother, no, Qingxi, don't rush to close the door, actually there is something I want to tell you the truth about!"

Now whether the son can be completely separated from the Yaohuang all depends on Pei Qingxi. Yuan Shujiu changed the image of the evil father-in-law when the two were separated, and he smiled at Pei Qingxi like an elder, and said, "Actually, Yuan Baixing is not mentally handicapped, you two are still possible!"

Pei Qingxi sneered: "Of course he's not mentally handicapped, he's just a child, are you sure you want me to have a possibility with your four-year-old child?"

"No, no, no!" Yuan Shujiu threw a bombshell: "Actually, he is already an adult!"

"what?!"

Pei Qingxi looked at Yuan Baixing in shock, hesitated for a moment, and wanted to refuse, but her body consciously moved out of the way: "Come in and say."

A group of people walked in mightily.

Pei Qingxi was a little surprised, but also a little unbelievable, and asked tentatively: "Are you serious?"

Yuan Shujiu stretched out his hand and greeted his son, "Yuan Dabai, transform!"

"Shh!"

The porcelain doll turned into a snow-white Samoyed.

Pei Qingxi's pupils contracted, and his body was as stiff as a sculpture. He stared at the cat on the ground, only one mouth could move: "You...you...you..."

Yuan Dabai looked at him innocently, and said "Meow~"

Shouting, he is about to step forward to play hooligans.

Pei Qingxi retreated instinctively, with a look of horror.

Yuan Shujiu sighed, "Yes, that's right, in fact Yuan Baixing is that big white cat that played hooliganism on you."

The girl he fell in love with at first sight was not a girl, but a boy, and it was a four-year-old boy, so forget it, he was still a cat! ! !

Not only are they of the same gender and age difference is too large, but they are also different species! ! !

Being cat-phobic, he actually fell in love with a cat! ! ! !

Pei Qingxi went crazy.

"It's fake...it's all fake..."

While talking to himself, Pei Tianwang refused to face the reality and walked out, looking confused, trying to escape from this nightmare place.

Facts like nightmares.

Yuan Shujiu patted him on the shoulder and persuaded him: "Qing Xi, think about it, he is a monster, which means that your age difference is not a problem at all! How nice, you can actually be together of!"

Pei Qingxi looked at Maozizi expressionlessly.

"Samoyed" uttered the words: "Pei Pei, I want a hug!"

Pei Qingxi wiped her face in despair: "What exactly do you want?"

"We want to borrow a piece of soul from you," Yuan Shujiu said, "In the past, I was thinking about the different ways that you people and monsters, but after learning that you are Dabai's destined person, I suddenly felt that maybe this is destined by heaven."

He told the whole story about the Demon Emperor and Dabai.

At this moment, a snort suddenly sounded: "Nine-tailed cat, you really had a wishful thinking, but it's a pity, the predestined person you are looking for may be useless."

Everyone's complexion changed, and when they looked back, a black shadow appeared in the air.

"Isn't he sealed in Tian Lingyu, how did he escape?"

The figure of the Demon Emperor gradually solidified. He grabbed Pei Qingxi's throat, looked at the human being contemptuously, and said, "Do you know why you are so obsessed with that kitten?"

Pei Qingxi's voice was very difficult to squeeze out: "What do you mean?"

"In order to separate me from the original Bai Xing, the water god has already embedded your soul fragments in his soul, so you are attracted to him. It's a pity..." The demon emperor smiled maliciously and said sarcastically : "Unfortunately, I have already grinded it up a little bit, now is the best time for us to merge!"

His figure flashed, and before everyone had time to stop him, the black shadow had already merged with the original Bai Xing.

The cat cub gradually turned into a human form, and gradually elongated from a young body, and soon became the slender boy in Pei Qingxi's memory.

However, at this moment, his ignorant and harmless face was no longer ignorant and harmless. Instead, it was replaced by a wild and evil smile. He took a step forward, and the thick black air crushed everyone until they couldn't breathe.

The Demon Emperor has control over this body.

He brushed the dust off his sleeves, stared at everyone, and said casually: "Nine-tailed cat, I want to go back to the demon world first. In ten days at most, the demon army will attack the human world. Take advantage of your last chance to awaken Huai Chu." Bar."

As he spoke, his figure scattered and disappeared.

At the same time, the entire demon world suddenly shook, and all the demon clans looked towards the sky, kneeling and saluting frantically: "Your Majesty has returned!"

The author has something to say: I think you all have guessed what is waiting for the demon world...