Lao Tzu is the protagonist!

"I'm exhausted today, I want to have a good meal tonight!" At this moment, Feng Xiao remembered Wang Xiaobing, a close comrade-in-arms, and stood by his side, trying to incite him: "Go to Fushouzhai to buy some cumin mutton and beef cakes for me. , braised lamb chops, lamb scorpion, my brother treats you tonight, you can order whatever you want, just bring me one."

Wang Xiaobing, who was also sitting in the back seat, slapped Feng Xiaohu away angrily, "No, tonight I have to video report the audition results with Sister Qiu Lin, and the farce you had in the lounge." The last few words It was almost gnashing of teeth, and the words spit out from between the teeth.

Feng Xiao's shoulders slumped in an instant, his eyes were filled with wet pleas, and he was just short of grunting once or twice to win sympathy.

Wang Xiaobing kept a stern face, trying not to look into Feng Xiao's eyes, and there was some meaning in his words, "Be quiet tonight, get off the car later and buy you a chicken breast salad, don't eat it. Unsaturated fatty acids, I inquired, although it is an ancient costume crew, but there are several naked scenes, I heard that Xu Xiuyuan is exercising every day to prepare for this, we can't lose too much..."

Feng Xiao made the decision with pride, "I'll tell you why I'm so flustered today. So I just wanted to make this chicken breast into a salad, so it's up to you!" Wang Xiaobing glanced at his star's face full of fighting spirit, even In the poorly lit carriage, he could clearly see the high bridge of his nose. It seemed nice to have someone like Xu Xiuyuan motivating Feng Xiao to work hard.

Facts have proved that Wang Xiaobing's thinking is too simple.

Feng Xiao, who was eating chicken breast salad with a sad face, was in pain. Humans, as intelligent primates, worked hard for tens of thousands of years to climb to the top of the food chain, of course not for eating grass.Hey, he wanted to take a bite of the roasted leg of lamb that was charred on the outside and tender on the inside.

Feng Xiao, who was dissatisfied with desire, went online to find some food pictures for dinner, but he saw Zha Lang's latest solicitation activity.

"Show your truest self, let's let go of nine consecutive shots—" Feng Xiao dragged out his tone, thinking that all these amateurs on the Internet are not my opponents, forget it, let's reluctantly participate and improve the overall level of this solicitation activity Bar! n(*≧▽≦*)n

To say that Feng Xiao is really talented in acting, he is especially talented in unloading the burden of being an idol, the upturned expression of stuffing a tissue in his nose and pretending to squirt blood, the innocent smile of pushing a pig's nose, the enchanting expression of holding a mirror and pretending to be smeared, Very network level.There were already a large number of fans shouting and cheering, "Mr. Xiao, you are a mudslide in the emoji world!" With the help of black fans, "Is Feng Lie singing self-defeating?" and rushed to the front of the topic three.

Feng Xiao was so unhappy, chatting about bangs, triumphantly took a screenshot, ready to show it off on Moments.

Unexpectedly, at [-]:[-], a dark horse suddenly emerged from countless strange and exaggerated emoticons.Xu Xiuyuan doesn't have his own social account, and they leave it to the studio to take care of it, so the studio released Xu Xiuyuan's nine-shot series with slogans such as joy, anger, sorrow, joy, surprise, pain, carnival, etc. But the expression is just an expression, without expression High and cold appearance.

Unexpectedly, this hit the fan's G-spot, "Oh, oh, brother Xiuyuan is not the same as those coquettish sluts outside!" , It’s really the latest masterpiece of the acting school!” Well, catching a fan who opened his eyes and told lies, everyone always had a lot of fun, and many people who were tired of looking at the ugliness also said that the nine-continuous shooting is not the ugly continuous shooting ( Feng Xiao was lying in the pit, stepped on ten thousand feet by the crowd), it was not the friendship of some female stars who pretended to be plain but actually wore light makeup, but the deep demeanor of the actor.

All in all, all in all, when the cut-off time was twelve o'clock in the evening, Xu Xiuyuan's topic discussion dropped a lot behind No. 3, and won by an overwhelming advantage.Forgot to mention, the No.2 who had a tragic drama is our big baby Feng Xiao.

In the second head-to-head confrontation, Feng Xiao was defeated miserably.

"Sheng Yu, He Shengliang!" Feng Xiao tapped the mouse loudly, wishing he could crawl over along the data cable and give Xu a slap in the face. Wang Xiaobing, who had finally passed through sister Qiu Lin and went downstairs to the parking lot, suddenly hit him. Several sneezes, hey, is someone thinking about me?

Early the next morning, Xu Xiuyuan's apartment.

"Ah—" Qian Yu let out a scream, covered his eyes and almost slipped to the ground.In front of him was Xu Xiuyuan, with his upper body naked and a towel on his shoulders, sweating profusely on the treadmill.

"Why do you make such a fuss every time?" Xu Xiuyuan slowed down and wiped the sweat off his face casually, "Those who didn't know thought there was a homicide."

"How many times have I told you, don't think that you can sit back and relax at home, whether the curtains are drawn properly, whether there is any strange person coming in to install the antenna recently, as a public figure, these are all important things to pay attention to!" Qian Yu put down the bag in his hand and scolded without a pause.

Xu Xiuyuan raised his eyebrows indifferently, carefully closed the notepad with newspaper clippings on it, and unscrewed the mineral water bottle for himself, "Actually, you haven't been used to the existence of public bathrooms since college, why didn't you go swimming with you?" Look at your reaction so much."

Qian Yu, who was suspected of being stabbed with a scar, blushed, "There are not so many people in the swimming pool in the club, and the visual impact is not very great."

"You were like this in the dormitory too? Why didn't I hear that you were so interesting back then." Xu Xiuyuan seemed very interested in this.

"So when I was a sophomore in college, I moved out to rent a house by myself," Qian Yu said dryly, "I said Brother Xu, Xu Zuzong, I know I have some problems with this, but you can just walk around if you have nothing to do." No way, last time you were late and I woke you up, you actually, actually..."

"Sleeping naked." Xu Xiuyuan gulped water after speaking, his throat rolling up and down.

"Yes!" Qian Yu pointed at Xu Xiuyuan and wept and complained about the mental injury he had suffered,

"What did you come to see me for?" Xu Xiuyuan threw the half-drunk mineral water bottle on the sofa. "The guest list for the reality show is out?"

"No, the female celebrity who made you gossip before has other activities, so I probably won't be able to get in. Maybe another male guest. There are many boys, so many games can be played!"

Apart from not knowing what kind of love and hatred Xu Xiuyuan has for the walking treasure Feng Dashao in the reality show, Qian Yu also knows nothing about the information in Xu Xiuyuan's notepad.The eye-catching headline on the newspaper clipping, Seven Questions on the Death of Huadan Liao Yunyun.So we say that ignorant people are always happier.

On the other side of the magic city, Feng Xiao pointed to one of the lines in the schedule and actively asked, "Sister Lin, what is this? A variety show, won't it conflict with a TV series?"

Qiu Lin smiled with a spring breeze on her face, pointing at the orchid and trembling, "How could it be, Mr. Xu and I have been fighting for a long time, if our company is also an important investment, how could we insert you in, you will know when the time comes , it’s definitely good for TV drama promotion.”

Numerous predecessors have told us with blood and tears that we must ask the agent's arrangement clearly, otherwise, we will not know if we are sold, and we will slap everyone in the face.

This was the first time that Feng Xiao had exchanged and complained about each other after Feng Xiao stared at Xu Xiuyuan, who didn't like each other, on the reality show a month later.

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