Lao Tzu is the protagonist!

Feng Xiao was at home scratching his head and scratching his head to prepare his new album. He didn't know where the evil wind was blowing these days. Originally, the singer was responsible for singing well, and he just had to figure out the melody and lyrics. He insisted on labeling himself as a singer-songwriter one or two. Writing two songs by myself is like having no face to hold a concert.

Crooked way!Feng Xiao stared at the computer screen in agony. If he could rely on his handicrafts to make a living, why would he come out to sell meat? Why not sell art? He insisted on writing some melodies of love, love, what's wrong with me because I love world peace!I couldn't help writing and my thinking was crooked. A few days ago, the guy with the paralyzed face won a round without making a fuss. I really can't swallow this breath. By the way, I will satirize the demo in the new song to see if he will be proud in the future.

Feng Xiao is a man of action, he does what he says, he hummed the melody in a short while, and even prepared the lyrics.

"Sing a song about facial paralysis,

make you and my heart happy,

The joys and sorrows of the whole world have nothing to do with him,

No one's expression is more profound than his,

The world changes, facial paralysis stays here,

Stomach pain, toothache, stomach pain,

He cares about people being overwhelmed by water, the sky is falling and the earth is falling. "

The more Feng Xiao watched, the more satisfied he became. If he hadn't remembered Qiu Lin's teaching, he would have rushed to the balcony and yelled twice.This lyrics is included in Feng Xiao's second solo album "Hello Mozart". Although it is not the title song, it still has a place in the album.

The grievances between the two were later picked up by CP fans. I would like to add that their CP fans called themselves coordinate fans or quadrant fans because of Xiaoyuan’s initials XY, and even the secret code of Mianji was, "Odd changes and even stays the same." , look at the quadrant for symbols!" Σ(°△°|||)︴

Two years later, Feng Xiao found the clues of this song on the Quadrant fan site. Quadrant fans who broke through the sky said that it was a love song, and some even said that it was the first of Feng Xiao's subsequent albums. Explicitly mentioning the rumored boyfriend Xu Xiuyuan, maybe there is a scene where the courtship fails and shame turns into anger.

Feng Xiao vomited blood for three liters, "Is there any mistake, I really hated that facial paralysis at that time!" Xu Xiuyuan, who was already living with him, heard him, and stood behind him silently, picked up the pillow and violently committed domestic violence , Feng Xiao, who was beaten so helplessly, was about to cry and knelt on the instant noodles, begging for mercy, "Daughter-in-law, we really intended to do something wrong to you at that time, don't you believe that you ripped my shirt off?" Look at my well-developed chest muscles—"

The begging failed, and he was forced to sleep on the sofa that night. Comrade Feng Xiao was on this road of no return, and the road was long and obstructed.

Let's draw our attention back to two years ago, Feng Xiao finished writing the lyrics and was about to find time to mix and arrange the music, when his mobile phone notified that there was new information.

"Senior, thank you for taking care of me last time. Let's invite you to drink coffee. I happened to pass by your house!" The person who sent the message was Feng Xiao, a student from B University, who had been on a variety show together as the ex-girlfriend of an internet celebrity. In the past few months, I have shot a few commercials, and I have the intention of entering the circle.Feng Xiao stopped others from being bullied too much on the rookies on the show, and it was said that he had a sense of righteousness, and he couldn't change it no matter where he went.

"I'm composing music at home. What happened last time is really nothing. They are all schoolmates. It's right to take care of me." Feng Xiao didn't feel the little girl's mind wandering through the phone at all, and pushed her away a few times The attitude is very firm, he thought, oh, I have done a lot of work today, and I need to give myself a chance to combine work and rest?

In a coffee shop not far from Feng Xiao's home, there were girls in twos and threes eating cakes and snacks together, and there was a table of men playing board games at the very end.

"All ready?" The strange man in the room still wearing a peaked cap stood in front of Bao Yixin, a school girl with stiff limbs, "You can find a chance to lean on his shoulder later. Just a few seconds of opportunity!"

Bao fiddled with the chestnut cake in front of him wholeheartedly, nodded nervously, with a bitter taste in his mouth.On the mobile phone on the table was Feng Xiao's straightforward reply. He was cheating the senior by doing this. When he first arrived in this circle, Senior Feng Xiao was one of the few men who were willing to help her and had no plans.

"Yixin, don't think that such a high position is disgraceful. Once you have a work, popularity, and income, all these materials can be washed away. As long as you work hard, you will look good, have a good figure, and have a bright future. "The peaked cap obviously misinterpreted the reason for Bao Yixin's unnatural expression.

"Uncle Liu, sit back quickly, he will come over at any time."

"School girl!" Feng Xiao, who wore sunglasses in summer to avoid being noticed, was really quite eye-catching.He greeted Bao Yixin from a long distance away, and naturally sat opposite Bao Yixin, and ordered a cup of yogurt for himself.Bao Yixin moved the shopping bag that was originally on the table to the ground, so that her interaction with Feng Xiao could be seen more clearly from the other end of the coffee shop.

"This time, I mainly want to thank my seniors. I feel envious that I didn't enter the circle, but only after I came in did I realize that I have suffered so much." Bao Yixin turned his head away, looking pure and pleasant.

"Who said no?" Feng Xiao received a call from Xiao Bing without saying a word, "What, I'm going to the shed, can I change the time, I happen to have something to do." He bit his lower lip, embarrassed look.

"Senior is fine, you can go, I don't care, I brought you a little hometown expertise, thank you mainly." Bao Yixin smiled gently and exquisitely.

Feng Xiao stayed for less than 5 minutes the whole time, except for getting a little closer when he took Bao Yixin's shopping bag, he didn't make any unnecessary movements.

"The next time the announcement comes, I'll treat you to dinner." Feng Xiao apologized. "It's really urgent."

Bao caught a glimpse of the peaked cap making an OK sign for himself, and his smile became brighter.

The next day, the headline "Feng Xiao is infatuated with the young model, the devil steals it and never avoids it" really hit the headlines.It is said that when sister Qiu Lin saw this for the first time, her face was as green as Feng Xiao's favorite mung bean popsicles.Feng Xiao seemed to be a normal person, still worried about Bao.

"This time I've got my school girl involved. She probably has a boyfriend. It's not good if people misunderstand her."

Wang Xiaobing, who was sprayed with salt soda all over the place by the light of Holy Father Feng Xiao, hated iron for being weak, "I said, boss, can you increase your snacks, the little tender model is counting on holding your big thick legs, you are really spoiled!" People don’t even know if they’re scheming!” Wang Xiaobing wanted to bite his nails to vent his anger, “The press conference of the TV series I’m scheduled to star in hasn’t happened, and the album is only half done, so I can’t make it in time, so what should I do with my body!”

"Probably not," Feng Xiao seemed to be suffocating, "I think it's good to be a girl with all my heart." Seeing his assistant's posture of practicing iron head kung fu with a glass door, he quickly added, "Boat It will be straight at the end of the bridge, don't be so nervous!"

Sure enough, before the boat reached the bridge, he straightened up. Feng Xiao received a video call request from Sister Qiu Lin and Yan Yuese.

"What! Want me to play CP with that bastard Xu Xiuyuan! Sister Qiu Lin, you are right!" Feng Xiao covered his ears and rolled all over the sofa. Sister Qiu Lin's voice must be heard calmly and clearly.

"...Now there is a market for this kind of broken-back relationship. You just want to test the water and play down the scandal. Don't you happen to be acting in a TV series together, two male leads, competition and cooperation in and out of the play, brotherhood and so on. It’s easy for people to find cuteness.”

Qiu Lin's analysis was straightforward, and she almost even introduced several methods of interaction to Feng Xiao, but she still forgot that Feng Xiao is really not an obedient person.

At the launch conference of the new film, the smell of gunpowder was really on the verge of breaking out.

The author has something to say:

I couldn't believe my luck. I brushed the Onmyoji Yuhun, and only gave me gold coins but not Yuhun for several rounds in a row!I was so angry that I wanted to rush over and slap Yamata no Orochi!Give me back my soul~~~~~~~~

Today is cute and cute again~~~ It feels like two thousand changes a day is not very far away~~~ When I have inspiration and save manuscripts, I am like this~~~hahahahahaha~~