I'm the only one in the whole world who thinks I'm Gong [Entertainment Circle]

Kou Fan was speechless for a while: "...Are you joking?"

joke?

Jiang Xie raised his eyebrows, simply turned on the front camera, clicked a photo of the dark red water on the ground and sent it to him.Kou Fan's response came instantly, and his words were full of shock.

"Fuck! Fuck!!!"

Jiang Xie disliked it: "Be civilized, it's okay, what the hell is this? With your small body, who can you fuck?"

"Brother! I'll call you brother instead!" Kou Fan was extremely shocked, "It's all so weird, why are you still so calm? Are you still trying to correct me? Are you not afraid?"

"Afraid of what?" Jiang Xie was very calm, "Is it afraid that a wet head will suddenly stick out of the toilet, or that a large pile of black hair, like seaweed, will appear in the water later?"

Kou Fan's voice was weak: "...don't say any more."

He fears!

Jiang Xie sneered mercilessly: "That's why you can only be a member of the league at most."

A serious communist party member like him is shrouded in the red brilliance of Marxism. Even if there are ghosts and monsters, they have to retreat three feet before him—he would rather believe it. The shower is possessed by his little object, and I don't believe that there are ghosts in it, which is a superstition that is all nonsense!

Of course, what Jiang Xie believed more was that there was something wrong with the water pipe.He slowly wrapped up the bathrobe, and loosely covered up the body that made people's eyes flutter and heartbeat, but the front of the clothes was still wide open, half-covered, on the contrary, it was more and more said no. The erotic meaning.

He raised his head to study the shower on the wall, the stretched neck and collarbone were smooth and neat, and the thin light blue blood vessels on his neck that climbed and spread like little snakes could almost be seen clearly.

The spring is half-released, the scenery is just right, and it is the place where the intoxication is.

The shower that had already stopped suddenly stopped, and then erupted even more violently.The blood-colored water was pouring down desperately. If this scene was cut, it could be directly used in "Midnight Horror".

Jiang Xie stared at the shower spouting bloody water like a bulging jellyfish, his gaze gradually became weird.

...Why does he feel that this scene is vaguely familiar?

Wouldn't it be his scene at that time repeated?

However, whether it is a human or a ghost, all Jiang Xie can think about now is to turn off the water and go to sleep.His gaze turned around in the bathroom, and then he slowly pulled out a tool box from under the cabinet, and took out a screwdriver from it.

Immediately, under Gu Yingdi's shocked gaze, he began to—

Remove the screws.

Actor Gu, who was suddenly dismantled, was a little panicked, but he couldn't make a sound right now, and could only watch helplessly as Jiang Xie swiftly dismantled him into a pile of loose parts, and piled him roughly against the wall.The water pipe that was originally connected was also completely pulled out, and the eruption of the water flow stopped completely. Jiang Xie threw the screwdriver away, looked at the results of his efforts, and clapped his hands in satisfaction, "Isn't that all right?"

It doesn't matter if you're a human or a ghost, you'll be all over the place!

Actor Gu who was chopped into pieces: ...

He didn't know whether to praise the little bastard for his nerve, or for his courage.

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After Kou Fan hung up the phone, he was still a little uneasy.Unlike Jiang Xie, who is not afraid of anything, he is a typical artist personality, sensitive and affectionate, and even in winter, he has to wrap himself in a thin coat, trying to live himself like a walking poem.His brows and eyes are romantic and affectionate, with a hint of coquettishness, but it really looks like a moving poem.

But the personality of an artist also means rich imagination, and a little description can instantly expand into a picture scroll that unfolds before your eyes.Kou Fan thought of the blood on the photo just now, his scalp went numb, and he changed from sitting on the rocking chair to sitting on the bed in an instant, and wrapped himself tightly in the quilt, like a huge silkworm chrysalis.

Jiang Xie, who happened to have solved the shower, still had to be skinny, and sent a text message asking: [Guess what I just discovered? 】

Kou Fan was startled, believing it was true: [What did you find? 】

Jiang Xie: [I found that there is a white water pipe behind the shower...]

Kou Fan raised his heart even higher, and swallowed loudly as he curled up under the quilt.

[Beside the water pipe, there seem to be a few red handprints. 】

Blood, blood fingerprints? !

Kou Fan was startled, a burst of electricity passed through his back!

Just at this time, the wind outside the window also became louder one after another, like a female ghost crying in the night.The branches were blown by the strong wind and smashed against the window. Kou Fan hugged the quilt tightly, and he didn't even dare to blink. He stared straight at the ceiling, afraid that if he closed his eyes, there would suddenly appear in front of him. order something.

"Jingle bell, jingle bell-"

What broke the stalemate was the sudden ringtone of the mobile phone.The ordinary ringtone that sounds normal on weekdays, now it sounds like some kind of ghost music. He suddenly jumped up from the bed, and without thinking about anything else, he threw the phone far away at once, "Mama Li , Mama Li!"

He raised his voice and shouted a few words, but seeing that there was no answer, he couldn't help but panic even more.

"mom?"

"……dad?"

Still silent.

Kou Fan, a wealthy young man who usually plays with everything, is forced to collapse by the fantasy in his head at this moment.He shivered and covered the quilt again, and all the bedside table lamps and night lights were turned on, and the whole room was as bright as day.

In this light, someone suddenly knocked on the door.

Kou Fan's scalp was about to explode, he poked his head out cautiously, and asked, "... who?"

The person in front of the door whispered: "It's me."

He paused, and added another address, "Brother."

Kou Chi didn't expect that he could come in.

These days, he sees Kou Fan's guard against him more clearly than anyone else—but he just can't let it go.It's like a person who has nothing to rely on in the water suddenly meets a crossbar, how can he let go so easily?

Kou Fan was the piece of driftwood that was handed to him when he was a child.

The young Kou Chi followed behind him, watching him stand up for himself, blocking all gossip and cynicism, like watching a Superman who could hear his cries for help.

He is always laughed at.

Since he was in kindergarten, the teachers would quietly ask him: "Where's your father? Why didn't you fill it in?"

Children who don't know the world will also make a drawn-out voice and laugh at him: "Kou Chi——is a—baby that no father wants—!"

The aunt in the neighborhood eating melon seeds in the corner of the street occasionally saw him, and she would raise her voice from a long distance and say: "Poor, evil, there is no man who gave birth to a baby..."

"Who made her voluntarily be a mistress? Isn't this retribution?"

The aunt next to him laughed, "Yo Yo Yo, why are you talking so badly... But fortunately, this child is a boy, otherwise, sooner or later he will be a vixen who will harm other people's families."

During the middle shift, my mother was very gentle once, saying that my father was coming to pick him up, took him to the street to buy clothes, and took him to watch the latest American blockbuster.

Kou Chi doesn't know what a blockbuster is.

But when he sat in the movie theater and watched the superman in red underwear fall from the sky and easily knock down the bullying villain, a longing suddenly grew in his heart.He quietly opened the window when there was no one there, and yelled countless help to the sky. He yelled one after another, from the middle of the sun to the top of the tree hanging on the moon, until the people living downstairs couldn't bear to smash them with bricks. Broken his windows, still refusing to give up.

Why not come?

Superman?

Until he was taken to the home of the so-called adoptive father.He was gossiped about, the young Kou Fan held him with one hand, and went to find the kid aggressively with a stick in the other. Kou Fan was two years older than the kid, and taller by a head, so he took the kid with ease. I was so scared that I went back to my mother crying.

"Dare to bully my younger brother again?" Kou Fan swung his stick loudly, gritted his teeth, "Say it again, I will not only beat you, I, I will find Jiang Xie to beat you together!"

Jiang Xie was the demon king in the compound at that time. After hearing this, the child cried even more fiercely, and stuffed the little pocket money in his pocket into Kou Chi's hand in fright.

Kou Fanxiong, who had won the battle, took Kou Chi to buy snacks with the money and put the best food in his brother's arms.Afterwards, when the incident came out, the two of them were naturally scolded bloody again, but Kou Chi held his lapel, but he felt peaceful in his heart.

Although it was a few years late, his Superman finally came.

After childhood, he has not stepped into this room for nearly 20 years.But this time, after knocking on the door, he heard a weak "come in" from inside.

Kou Chi almost thought he heard it wrong, he paused with his hand on the doorknob, hesitated for a while, and finally opened the door.

Inside the door, his Superman was wrapped in a thick quilt, and poked his head out, his face was covered with a thin layer of blush, and he refused to let go. He said awkwardly, "Why are you here?"

Kou Chi looked at his obviously wrong state at the moment, and explained: "I heard voices in your room. Mama Li went out to play mahjong. Brother, do you need anything?"

I need someone to accompany me the most right now!

If the person in front of him at this moment is not Kou Chi, who makes people feel uncomfortable just by looking at him, Kou Fan might have shouted this out.But he looked at the eyebrows and eyes of the person in front of him, and suddenly felt a sense of distress, and said silently: "Oh."

He retracted his head silently, but looked at Kou Chi with his eyes through the gap.

... this person.

Can't you be so heartless, just ask and leave?

Kou Chi hesitated, walked towards the door, and then opened the door.Kou Fan's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly poked his head out from under the quilt, not caring about any awkwardness, and opened his mouth to ask, "Where are you going?"

Kou Chi said: "Brother seems to be unwell, I'll go make some porridge."

Kou Fan hesitated, put the quilt on his body silently, and stood up.

Kou Chi looked at him, the normally taciturn man now had surprise in his eyes.

"Let's go," Kou Fan didn't look at him, just said, "I'll go too."

After saying this, he seemed to see Kou Chi smiling in a trance, very gentle.But when he looked up again, the smile seemed to evaporate in an instant, and there was no sign of it.

That's right, Kou Fan thought.

If this man can laugh, a sow can climb a tree!

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At this moment, Jiang Xie was lazily lying on the bed, still surprised.

Why did Kou Fan stop answering the phone all of a sudden?

He didn't know that this prank of his had directly led his best friend to a road of blood and tears. Seeing that several phone calls failed to get through, he simply sent a good night text message to the little one, ready to go to bed.

He also didn't know that at this moment, because he had been cut into five pieces, his little object was being piled up in a corner in an unlovely position, without sleep all night.

Gu Min woke up in his own bed the next day.

The little assistant thought that he was so tired that he fell asleep, so he carefully helped him onto the bed and put a quilt on him.Gu Yingdi stared at the ceiling for a while, then closed his eyes forcefully.

He told Fang Mingjie: "Find me a master within today."

Fang Mingjie responded, and then asked: "What master? The one who wrote the script or the one who studied acting?"

"Neither of them," Gu Min rubbed his forehead, "It can interpret dreams."

Fang Mingjie: "???"

The rule of gold brokers is not to ask too many questions. Although he was as curious as a cat scratching his head, he didn't ask a word, and immediately turned his head to deal with the matter.Fang Mingjie is very reliable in his work. He invited the so-called dream master to Gu Min at noon. There are not many masters in the circle, and there are even fewer who can make a name for himself. The one who interprets dreams.

Gu Min was very polite, politely invited him to sit down, and then narrated his dream of becoming a shower.

When the master heard it, hey, I am familiar with this matter!A man came to consult me ​​with the same dream before, so he was full of confidence, and told me what he said before, seriously: "I think you have some fantasies about that person's body."

Seeing the expression of the customer opposite, he added a few words with certainty: "Look, you must take off your clothes when taking a shower, right? This shower must be installed in the bathroom, right? Think about it, this Even in my dreams, I want to see the other party take off their clothes..."

He clapped his hands together, "Isn't that right, what else could be wrong?"

Gu Min thought for a while and said, "I think what the master said really makes sense."

The master was very satisfied, because when he made this suggestion last time, the young man on the opposite side looked ugly as if he had eaten three catties of raw olives, and replied him with two cold words: "Die."

Relatively speaking, Gu Min was much more honest, he sent the master away, after thinking about it carefully, he felt that it was indeed time.

Having this kind of dream twice or three times may really be the reason why I am too angry.

... He didn't know until this night when Gu Min brand quilt watched Jiang Xie calmly put handcuffs, red rope and a series of necessary utensils under the pillow.

It turned out that he was far from the only one who was very angry.