I'm the only one in the whole world who thinks I'm Gong [Entertainment Circle]

The box that Kou Fan sent was now completely opened, and the things inside covered a whole bed.From silky red ribbons three or four meters long to fluffy rabbit ears and rabbit tails, beeps packaged in small squares—to beeps in small tubes like toothpaste—there are a wide range of varieties and patterns.

Jiang Xie just watched, and he could feel Kou's father's good intentions from it.

He half-closed his eyes, scratched his hair lazily with one hand, hesitated for a while, took out the short rabbit tail, and played with it in the center of his palm.

Feels good.

"this thing……"

Old cadre Jiang really didn't know how to play.

In the end, he is just a lip service hero in this respect. Although he always likes to show off his prestige in words and drive, and uses his mouth to drive the car into the air at every turn, he has never had any actual combat experience.Talking about war on paper is really not a hero, but when he really wants to play, he is still cowardly.

He hesitated for a while, and this time he didn't ask Kou Fan, who also only talked on paper, to be his rescuer this time, instead he stood up and contacted a good friend who had a good time.The dog friend listened to it over there, his eyes almost popped out of his sockets, he laughed and asked: "Brother Jiang, are you really going to learn from me?"

"Nonsense," Jiang Xie clicked his tongue, and said impatiently, "You have to have the scriptures there. Tell me, do you have any?"

"Yes, yes," Dog Friends said, "What do you want? Japanese or European, wild or fresh, with a plot or without a plot?"

Jiang Xie was stunned for a moment, why are there so many types?

The dog friend dutifully recommended to him, "European and American ones are generally hairy, but if you play well, you can see everything. Japanese and Korean ones usually have a richer plot, a lot of preparatory work ahead, and a rich atmosphere... ..."

Jiang Xie considers himself to be a caring and considerate attacker, and his favorite romance is also old-fashioned, the kind that he can just go up to if he can't play it.The atmosphere he yearns for is a natural success, so he said without hesitation, "Be gentle."

He was really afraid that Gu Min would not be able to bear it.

Regarding this, Gu Min brand quilt said:  …

This is really thinking too much.

The dog friend was very fast, clamoring to see Mrs. Jiang, and delivered all his treasures to the door in half an hour.Jiang Xie took the USB flash drive and disc, immediately crossed the river and demolished the bridge, and kicked him out, "It's done, let's go."

"Let's just go like this?" The dog friend grabbed the door frame firmly, "Brother, Brother Jiang... At least you have to tell me, who are you planning to use?"

He raised his eyebrows, and smiled maliciously, "Which little star is this, who can actually stir up our Jiang Demon King's heart?"

Neuropathy.

Jiang Xie put his hands in his pockets, staring at him with a half-smile - under this gaze, the dog friend who was still reluctant to go out slowly involuntarily felt fear, swallowed, and subconsciously let go of his hands.

Until he let go, he was still worried: "Brother Jiang, your expression just now has the shadow of your housekeeper..."

He couldn't help shivering again.

Bai Chuan, that is definitely a shadow cast on the pure hearts of all the children in the compound of the military area, a devil in angel skin.To this day, when he sees such a smile, he can still think of the things that the other party told his parents with a gentle smile, all of which made his ass bloom.

This kind of fear was literally baked into his bones.Now that dog friends bring their new boyfriends and girlfriends home, they will subconsciously avoid Jiang's house.

"But having said that," the dog friend frowned and asked, "what's going on with your old man recently, it seems that a lot of people are suddenly stuffed into Yunnan... Even our old man was alarmed and asked Do you want to share a piece of the pie in the southwest..."

Yunnan.

Jiang Xie's eyes suddenly darkened.

He put his hand on the door frame, and said with a casual smile: "What could be the matter, isn't it that the old man suddenly started to worry, and it doesn't look good anywhere. It just so happened that there was one of his students there, and he sent a few people to guide him guide."

This is also normal.Mr. Jiang was a high-ranking and powerful man back then, and he has gone through countless turmoil and storms. He is very clear about these official lawsuits, and no one else can compare.There are also a lot of soldiers brought out by his subordinates, and many of them are now high-ranking officials who want to be respected when they go out. Those people often invite him to give lectures, but Mr. Jiang said that he is old and not in good health. , most of them no longer worry about it.

It's just that there is no time for people to be idle forever?The more people in high positions back then, the more unable to delegate power without nostalgia - when the dog friends think of this, they feel that this statement makes perfect sense, but they are still greedy for the feeling of calling the wind and rain , but it is also human nature.He smiled, and winked at Jiang Xie again, in an obscene way, "Look at it, ah!"

"Over there," he chuckled, "it's exciting..."

Jiang Xie glanced at his goosebump-ridden expression at the moment, calmly took a step back, and slammed him outside the door.

The room fell silent again.

Gu Yingdi watched him walk into the bedroom with his things, and watched him take out the paper and pen from the bookcase, seriously as if he was making a thought report, while he was watching the film and taking notes, the pen tip touched the paper. It slides quickly on the surface.

The computer was turned on, and the room was filled with whimsical sounds that made people blush and heartbeat. The bodies on the screen overlapped like snakes, as if they were going to set the house on fire together.Jiang Xie didn't change his face, and concentrated on studying their movements in front of the computer.

"The first step... the second step... the third step... wait," Jiang Xie suddenly paused, looked carefully, and continued to record on the paper with a rigorous scientific attitude, "about one tube one-third of the

Gu Actor: ...

He was neatly stacked and placed on the bed, so he also saw the physical demonstration of various appliances on the computer screen, and instantly felt that he had learned a lot.

Well, that's how the handcuffs are used, the red string is used in this way, and the rabbit's tail is inserted into this kind of place...

interesting.

"This chest hair is too much." Jiang Xie looked at it for a while, and frowned in disgust. "The figure is so poor that you can't even hold on for 10 minutes. What's the use of him?"

The tip of his pen paused, and he added a line on the paper, it must take a long time.

Gu Yingdi then silently made a note in his heart, at least it would take an hour to make a bottom line.

One person and one quilt took a whole night of physiology and hygiene class, and both parties said that they really benefited a lot.Jiang Xie's notes are extremely thick, and it even records in detail when the other party said stop and don't stop, the approximate depth of the bull's-eye to aim at, and when you can get down on the other side and call Hani baby twice in the other party's ear. Love Talk, taken as a whole, looks like a complete dissertation on "How to Get Your Partner to Submit in Your Bed."

The author of the thesis expressed his satisfaction, but he never imagined that at this very moment, his first reader was sitting on his bed.

Not only read it, but also read it carefully and realized it.

When the dog friend called again, he smiled and asked him how he felt after watching it. Jiang Xie frowned, and gave him an honest evaluation: "There are many hairs and short hairs, none of them look good."

The dog friend was shocked, "Isn't it, Brother Jiang, after you read it, you don't have any thoughts in your mind?"

"What idea?" Jiang Xie was puzzled, "Shouldn't you want to learn how to do it?"

The dog friend became more and more dumbfounded, thought for a while, and asked again: "Brother Jiang, your five-fingered girl, um..."

Don't I need to serve you?

Jiang Xie sneered, expressing his disdain brightly, "Can they have an elder brother who looks good to me? Why not take off my clothes and look at myself."

These people are not even attractive to him.

The dog friend struggled with words for a long time, and finally said: "Brother Jiang, don't you be bad..."

It was obviously very intense, how could there be no reaction!

Is it a man!

The pure man Jiang Xie sneered, and began to clench his fists here, "Can you, why don't you try a fight?"

The sound of knuckles being pinched and snapping came clearly from this end, and the dog friend shuddered, and immediately avoided the subject, flattering, "No, no, Brother Jiang, you are the best!" He After a pause, he suggested again, "Brother, why don't you try to think about my sister-in-law Jiang, will it work?"

...Think about Gu Min?

Jiang Xie closed his eyes slightly, just chanting the name in his mouth, he felt that some unknown flame was burning all the way down his throat, his whole body was like a cluster of lit firewood, crackling, Bright red hot sparks burst out.

If the person who was crushed under him and could only grit his teeth and cry out was Gu Min.

Bright and gorgeous fireworks exploded in his mind, and Jiang Xie couldn't help but recall the look of the man he saw at that time, like a burning ice cube, the look of wandering back and forth between the two extremes of cold and scorching heat - that kind of Even if he only saw the picture once, it was enough for him to separate each frame and remember it clearly.

I don't know when the phone was hung up.

Jiang Xie fell under the quilt, and the enthusiasm that rushed straight up made him dizzy. The wave when he saw this scene with his own eyes that day seemed to hit him again, and suddenly brought him to the top of the wave. From the top of the waves, they rushed down on the waves.My mind went blank, and there was only one person left in my heart.

"Gu Min," he called out in a low voice, "Gu Min..."

The name seemed to be the only life-saving antidote.

The quilt was tightly entangled, rubbing it intimately, helping Jiang Xie, who was out of control, to get comfortable little by little, like a plant that climbed up closely along his torso.The world became chaotic, Jiang Xie lay in the quilt, thinking about it after a long time.

strangeness.

He just... When did he shake off the quilt?

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Jiang Xie, who thought he was fully prepared, drove to pick up Gu Min the next day.When they arrived at the recording studio, some reporters were still outside interviewing a few audience members after the show, asking them how they felt after watching the show and what they thought of Gu Min.Gu Min is an international actor, famous and well-known, and he is very popular with passers-by, so there are no bad reviews along the way, and everyone can praise him to the sky.Jiang Xie listened for a while, then put on his hat suddenly, turned around and got out of the car, raised his eyebrows at the reporter and asked, "Why don't you come and ask me?"

He raised the corners of his lips, and said seriously, "I'm also a fan of Best Actor Gu."

The passers-by next to him looked at his recognizable side face, and were a little bit tongue-tied, unable to react for a long time.

"Jiang...jiangjiangjiangjiangxie!!!"

The reporter was also obviously taken aback, and then suddenly felt that he had bumped into a big prize for no reason—Jiang Xie, what a reputation and traffic this is!For no reason, he went up by himself, isn't this a piece of fat that fell from the sky?

He was originally a small reporter who could only conduct interviews outside the venue, and at this moment his hands were shaking with excitement, and he hurriedly raised the microphone in front of Jiang Xie.

"Then, what does Jiang Xie think of Actor Gu?"

Jiang Xie smiled, blinking his eyes slowly.

"My idol..."

He imitated the tone of the little fan, looked at the man walking towards him not far away, and said word by word, "Good-looking, good-looking, good-tempered, the only kind-hearted character in heaven and earth, I am I don’t believe any of you can find anything wrong with him.”

His tone was so proud that the reporter was taken aback for a moment, feeling a little weird in his heart, just about to ask him if he came to visit the class, when he saw the young man lazily stretched out one arm.Gu Min himself, who was being discussed, came over, grabbed him very smoothly and naturally, and asked, "What are you talking about?"

"Praise you," Jiang Xie said, "Will you go? I'll wait for you."

The reporter thought it was a gathering among their friends, and hurriedly moved out of the way.Jiang Xie kicked the accelerator and ran away with his little object, but couldn't control it on the way, and said excitedly to Gu Yingdi: "You must never guess what kind of perfect plan I have."

Film Emperor Gu: "..."

He could only cough, and replied, "Yeah."

At this moment, Jiang Xie still doesn't know that his so-called perfect plan has already lost all his pants in front of Actor Gu.