too embarrassing

"Things happened when they were supposed to happen, and then we met."

- "The Time Traveler's Wife"

Niu Keqing looked at Gu Yifaning, the hand hidden under the table had already pulled the tablecloth tightly, and everything around him became unreal.

The face in front of him suddenly merged with the memories from many years ago, like two straight lines that have been parallel for many years suddenly merged.

All of a sudden, there seemed to be a hammer hitting his heart heavily.

"You, you..." Niu Keqing opened his mouth slightly, and finally closed it again.

Seeing that his expression was not quite right, Guifenin asked, "Me? What's wrong with me?"

After stagnating for a long time, Niu Keqing shook his head in disappointment, "It's nothing."

It is enough for him to remember this matter alone.

It was an embarrassing past, the other party didn't need to remember it, and he didn't need to bring it up, it would only increase embarrassment and embarrassment.

Seeing him stop the chopsticks in his hand, Gu Yifenen felt strange: "Why don't you eat? Didn't you say that eating more will give you strength?"

Niu Keqing pouted, "I'm not the one who wants to work hard."

Gu Yvening almost spit out a mouthful of Tom Yum Kung soup.

"You're really funny," Guifenin told him, wiping the corners of his mouth with a napkin.

"Thank you," Niu Keqing, who was praised, was not very happy. He forced the corners of his mouth to reveal a fleeting smirk.

The sudden memory awakening made Niu Keqing less interested.Not only is he indifferent to the dishes in front of him, but he is also indifferent to the people in front of him.

He originally thought that the first impressions of each other were good, and if they got along well, maybe they could develop into long-term friends with benefits.

But now it seems that there is no need for this.

It's like when you are tasting a delicacy, you suddenly eat a pepper with a strange taste, the tip of your tongue is pricked and numb, and your whole body feels bad instantly.

If you bite the bullet and swallow it, it is not impossible, but the feeling of numbness on the tip of the tongue is too strong, which always makes you feel uneasy, then this delicacy is no longer a delicacy.

You even put down the knife and fork, can't eat, really can't eat.

So at this moment, Niu Keqing became indifferent, and didn't want to have a date.

"We'll just finish our meal later...huh?" Guifenin looked at his watch, it was only eight o'clock, "Oh, we still have plenty of time."

After dinner, go straight to the hotel.

In the long night, we went to Wushan together.

Niu Keqing smiled and said nothing.

He was thinking how to get away.

Gu Yifenen, the cute Meiyi in the gay circle, doesn't know that she has become a pepper, and is still actively adjusting the atmosphere.

Little did he know that the other party had long since lost his "sexual interest" in him.

Gu Yifenin refilled Niu Keqing's empty glass.

The man's movements are slow and orderly, with a slight smile on the corner of his mouth, and protruding wrist bones. If you put it in the past, these are Su's points that will hit Niu Keqing.

But now, when Niu Keqing saw this face, he felt a strange sense of familiarity——

He would think of being knocked unconscious by a basketball, being hugged by a princess, and those years of college time when he was laughed at.

No one will take the initiative to touch the embarrassing memories, and the embarrassing people in the memories.

"That..." Niu Keqing used the rhetoric in the dog blood TV series, and said to Gu Yifening: "Mr. Gu, I suddenly remembered that I have something to do tonight. Uh, I will leave first, bye."

Guifenin: "?"

Before he could react, Niu Keqing was like a leaping elk, bouncing off the chair like an electric shock, and hurriedly turned his head away.

Even though this man's footsteps are steady and his figure is graceful, only he knows that this is fleeing.

"Ah? No, you..." Guifenin was confused, was he dumped out of nowhere?

WTF

Niu Keqing's behavior has the characteristics of "immortal dance", but Gu Yifening can't understand it. After all these years, would anyone still play "immortal dance" just to cheat a meal?

He felt that there must be something hidden here, otherwise how could the other party's attitude suddenly change 360 ​​degrees?

So Guifenin stood up and hurried to catch up, "Hey! Wait!"

Niu Keqing raised his hand: "Wait no more!"

Guifenin: "No, just wait a moment!"

Niu Keqing: "I really can't wait!"

Guifenin: "Wait!"

Niu Keqing: "..."

Niu Keqing didn't dare to look back, and simply pretended to be deaf to the end.He quickened his pace, and Gu Yifenen also quickened his pace, chasing after three steps and two steps.

These two people chased after each other, and when they passed by a waiter, the wind blowing off his work cap...

Race walking!

Getting closer and closer to the door of the restaurant, Niu Keqing looked at the door that was close at hand, and secretly gritted his teeth: As long as I get out of this door, I will run!

Gu Yifening followed closely behind, and stretched out his hand, eager to grab Niu Keqing, "Hey! No, Mr. Niu, let's chat—"

He never expected that the leather shoes he was wearing today were too slippery. The store had just finished mopping the floor, and the floor was still wet and very slippery.

The kind that can skate on ice.

Caught off guard, Gu Yifening slipped under his feet, and the whole person rushed forward, subconsciously grabbing Niu Keqing in front of him with both hands...

down jacket.

There was a metal buckle on Gu Yvening's watch, which hooked the fabric of Niu Keqing's down jacket, followed by a "stab" sound, and a long cut was scratched on the back of the down jacket.

Just like that, Mr. Gu, who has always been elegant, lost control and fell down, knocking down Mr. Niu who was elegant, and tore a huge hole in his down jacket.

Snow-white goose down is flying all over the sky, like snow falling in deep winter, and it is full of restaurants.

Gu Yifening and Niu Keqing, as well as the guests at a dozen tables nearby, were all spared, with white feathers sprinkled on their heads.

All the dishes on the table are useless.

The two men, one up and one down at the moment, overlapped and fell on the aisle of the restaurant.Niu Keqing put his face on the ground, and Gu Yifening was still holding a piece of torn fabric tightly in his hand.

Niu Keqing: "..."

Guifenin: "..."

Many people took out their mobile phones and hurriedly took pictures of the spectacular scene of "indoor snowfall"; the children jumped up and down on tiptoes, "babbling" to catch feathers; yell.

This scene really couldn't be described by the short word "embarrassment".

Epic disaster scene.

After a few 10 minutes.

Two elegant and embarrassed men stood on the square outside the restaurant, each with a puff of cigarette in their mouths, quietly puffing out the clouds, with extremely vicissitudes of life.

Their hair, which was originally ironed, is now disheveled, with a little fluff remaining, black with white.

Others looked at it and thought they crawled out of some chicken coop.

The last trace of soot in his hand was burned out, and Guifenin took the initiative to say, "I'll pay you the money for that down jacket."

Niu Keqing waved his hand, "Forget it, no need."

He pretended to be quite magnanimous, smoking a cigarette casually, full of indifference.

In fact, Niu Keqing had never been so ashamed since he was a child. He was so angry that the top of his head was about to smoke.

His clothes were torn in front of so many people, and he was thrown face down on the ground. If he hadn't seen so many people, he would have punched Guifenin hard.

"Your clothes are expensive, right? I have to pay for it," Gu Yifenen was not used to owing people things, even if the other party was just a stranger who had known him for less than two hours.

Niu Keqing exhaled a puff of white smoke from his lips, and sprayed him all over the face, "Whatever the compensation, just a piece of clothing."

Guifenin maintained his upbringing, "I caused this incident, I am very sorry."

Niu Keqing sighed and thought: You not only ruined my clothes, but also ruined the sex life I should have tonight, you should be sorry.

Now that we can't make an appointment, and we can't maintain our superficial decency, Niu Keqing dusted off the soot next to the trash can, and said flatly, "I said no, you talk a lot."

The word "fart" came out, he didn't even bother to pretend to be gentle.

Guifenin: "..."

The two looked at each other speechlessly, with an indescribable embarrassment overflowing from each other's eyes.

This night was really a mess.

After taking the last puff of cigarette, the breath out of his mouth changed from white smoke to white mist.Niu Keqing is afraid of the cold, without the protection of the thick down jacket, now he is standing in this windy square, his legs are shaking from the cold.

Seeing it, Gu Yifenen took off his down jacket and put it on him, "You can wear mine."

This man's gentlemanly demeanor is not pretentious, it exudes from the inside out, which makes Niu Keqing's heart move slightly, with the warmth of being taken care of.

But when he thought about it again, he felt uncomfortable.

Is the other party treating him as a weak little girl?The princess hug in college was like this, and the current drape is like this.

He was, after all, a mature man of thirty.

Niu Keqing said speechlessly: "We are about to say goodbye, I guess there is no need to see each other in the future, you give me your clothes now, how can I return them to you?"

The lights on the square turned into light blue, and they stood facing each other, surrounded by light blue light, as if there was only alienation between them.

ambiguous?Nothing left.

"Still..." Niu Keqing blinked and joked, "You want to take this opportunity to leave a contact information so that we can meet again in the future? The method is too old-fashioned, Mr. Gu."

Guifenin sneered lightly, as if he had heard a joke.

Niu Keqing was about to take off the down jacket and return it, but was stopped by the other party. Gu Yifen held his undressed hand, "Mr. Niu, you think too much, I don't think so."

"Huh?" Niu Keqing lowered his hand.

Gu Yifening grabbed the collar of the down jacket and wrapped Niu Keqing even tighter: "I also don't think there is any need for us to see each other in the future. This dress is my compensation for you. It doesn't matter if you throw it away or keep it. ,up to you."

His tone was neither salty nor light, but there was a feeling that it was impossible to refute.Niu Keqing opened his mouth, but he didn't say anything after all.

After finishing the words, Gu Ifenin turned around and left without even saying "goodbye".

The man, wearing a long black coat, stepped on the marble tiles of the square with his shiny leather shoes, and disappeared from Niu Keqing's sight step by step.

Niu Keqing stood alone in the square, wearing a down jacket that was still warm, and was absent-minded for a long time.

He felt sorry.

The man with light blue eyes broke into his life for a moment many years ago, and then left in a hurry; many years later, he broke into his life again for a moment, and left in a hurry.

Ending without a disease is still the end.

But this time, at least they knew each other's names.