too embarrassing

"God always loves to give gays unexpected surprises."

——Little Shura

Life is always surprising.

On the morning of the second day after the failed dating, Niu Keqing and Gu Yifenin personally demonstrated what "the road to the enemy is narrow", and they were quite destined...

We met at the gate of the city hospital.

Two people, face to face, petrified on the spot.

They stood motionless like two frozen popsicles, staring at each other in a daze for a long time.

Is there anything more embarrassing than meeting dating friends at work?

They all scolded "grass" in their hearts at the same time.

A gust of biting cold wind blew past, and both of them came to their senses, forced to keep calm on their faces, and greeted each other embarrassingly.

Niu Keqing said with a dark face, "Hi...Mr. 'Good evening'."

Gu Yverning said with a green face, "Hi...Mr. 'Grandma Liu'."

Shuangshuang was speechless again, all four limbs were stiff and unable to move, this situation was really embarrassing, too embarrassing.

After a few seconds of embarrassment, they spoke at the same time——

Niu Keqing: "Why are you here?"

Guifenin: "Why are you here?"

"..."

After another ten seconds of awkwardness, the two spoke at the same time again, seeming to rush to say——

Niu Keqing: "I'll see a doctor."

Guifenin: "I'm here to visit."

"..."

After another tens of seconds of embarrassment, they were already tired, and they were all making their last struggle——

Niu Keqing: "I have a slight cold."

Guifenin: "A friend is in the hospital."

"..."

After going around and around, the two men met again like this, and then the two joined forces to have an awkward chat three times in a row, and they chatted to death for life.

At this time, a man with a briefcase walked past Gu Yifening and greeted him casually: "Good morning, Doctor Gu."

Guifenin: "..."

Rarely, a few crows flitted across the sky, flapping their wings and circling for a few weeks, screaming several times: "Crow—crow—crow—"

Niu Keqing folded his hands, lowered his head slightly, the corners of his mouth trembled, and his shoulders trembled slightly.

He is holding back a laugh.

The lie was exposed on the spot, and Gu Yifening's scalp tingled with embarrassment: "...Director Liang, good morning."

"There is a doctor's meeting at ten o'clock today, don't forget," Director Liang reminded him.

Guifenin nodded: "Yeah."

Director Liang smiled and left.

Gu Yifening felt as if he had been disembowelled on the spot, and Niu Keqing had seen everything inside.There was also a strong light of over a thousand watts shining on him, so that he had nowhere to escape.

Niu Keqing raised his eyebrows, and called out with a more emphatic tone: "Doctor Gu?"

Guifenin: "..."

"Visiting? My friend is in the hospital? Do you doctors call patients visiting?" Niu Keqing's words were quite regular, but his tone was obviously stern, with a kind of pride in revealing the other's true colors.

Guifenin gave a gentlemanly smirk.

At this time, a woman in high heels passed by. When she saw Niu Keqing, she immediately beamed with joy: "Doctor Niu, why are you here?"

Niu Keqing: "..."

The crows flew back again, squealing loudly to add to the fun, making goosebumps goosebumps: "crow—crow—crow—"

Guifenin raised his hand, held up his glasses with his knuckles, and covered his pouty mouth by the way.

He was snickering.

The lie was kicked out, and Niu Keqing was so embarrassed that he couldn't speak clearly: "Ms. Ye, what a coincidence, uh, I was transferred here to work..."

Ms. Ye was Niu Keqing's former patient, and she exchanged pleasantries with a smile, "Oh, that's a coincidence. I came to the city hospital for a physical examination. I'm in a hurry, so let's go first."

Doctor Niu nodded: "Go slowly."

Ms. Ye smiled and left.

Feng Shui turns.

Who will God forgive?

Gu Yifening raised his eyebrows, imitating Niu Keqing's tone, and deliberately called out: "Doctor Niu?"

Niu Keqing: "..."

"Did you come to see a doctor? Sure enough, doctors can heal but not themselves." Gu Yifening said with sarcasm, and took a step towards him. The examiner wanted to scratch Niu Keqing's skin.

Niu Keqing pinched the temples of his glasses awkwardly, and tilted his head to avoid the other party's sight.

He had the feeling of being publicly executed, and that little lie had no place to hide in front of Guifenin.Not to mention losing face, just a feeling of embarrassment makes people scratch their heads.

Forget it, let's talk about each other, they are tied, no one is better than the other, it's just embarrassing anyway.

Niu Keqing felt that his experience was really amazing——

On the first day of joining the new hospital, I came out with a colleague in the form of sex.

The two looked at each other for a while in the cold wind, and walked into the hospital together to take the elevator.

During this period, they kept silent in a tacit understanding, and they didn't say a word to each other, because they had nothing to say.

In order to avoid staring at each other, the two of them consciously staggered their positions as soon as they entered the elevator, standing one behind the other, keeping a safe distance of about one meter at all times.

Niu Keqing stood on the side next to the elevator buttons. After he pressed "eighth floor", he stopped and asked Gu Yifening, "What floor are you on?"

Guifenin: "Ten... thirteenth floor."

Niu Keqing was a gentleman, so he pressed "Thirteen" for him.

Guifenin nodded slightly: "Thank you."

Niu Keqing's hanging heart sank, and he was extremely happy: fortunately, his and Gu Yifening's floors are different, which means that they are not from the same department, and there is no need to be awkward with each other day and night.

In fact, Niu Keqing's department is on the eleventh floor, but in order to hide his real work location, he just clicked "eighth floor" randomly in order to hide his real work location, and prepared to walk up a few more stairs after getting out of the elevator.

Well, Gu Yifenen, whose department is on the tenth floor, thought so too.

It took a long time to take the elevator, and the atmosphere between the two was indescribable in words, every minute and every second was suffocating.

Want to say something?Say something...or it would be really embarrassing.

Niu Keqing turned his head to the side, opened his mouth stiffly, and asked Gu Yifening: "Which department... are you from?"

"Anal—" Guyverning paused, then changed his words: "Orthopedics."

Niu Keqing's eyes wandered, he nodded his head and said "Oh", and at the same time showed a smiley expression.

Guifenin glanced at the back of his head, then looked back, "What about you?"

"Mouth—" Niu Keqing choked back, and lied calmly: "Brain department."

The two of them had the same idea: well, this hospital is so big, and there are different departments, there should be few chances to meet each other in the future.

During the period, someone entered and exited the elevator and had to press the elevator button. In order to make room for others, Niu Keqing could only step back a little and stood shoulder to shoulder with Gu Yifening.

Both of them entered each other's peripheral vision, and they couldn't look at each other openly.Niu Keqing's eyeballs squinted away, while Gu Yifening lowered his eyes, covering his eyes with thick eyelashes.

In fact, they never stopped peeking at each other for a moment.

The time in the elevator seemed like years, and the air seemed to be covered with thick frost, which was cold and hard, making them feel uncomfortable.

In order to alleviate this dilemma, Gu Yifan asked dryly: "Why haven't I seen you in the hospital before?"

Niu Keqing kept twisting his fingers in his pocket, "I'm a new transferer, and it's my first day of reporting today."

Guifenin: "That's it."

Niu Keqing: "Yes."

Guifenin: "The entry went well."

Niu Keqing: "Thank you, I accept your words."

The tenacious spirit of these two people who have nothing to say is worthy of admiration.

Gu Yifenen's tone was very light, and it was obvious that the conversation was just for perfunctory purposes.Why not Niu Keqing?He was so embarrassed that he was smirking all the time, even he thought his acting was bad.

This awkward chat between you and me is really tiring, so Niu Keqing stopped laughing, and Gu Yifening stopped talking.

Two people, one is a puppet and the other is a mute.

Response, too much response.

Embarrassing, so embarrassing.

"Ding dong—" The elevator finally reached the eighth floor.

Niu Keqing didn't even say "goodbye", and hurried out of the elevator, like a refugee rushing to escape.

This is not an exaggerated metaphor, he is indeed a disaster-stricken refugee, isn't embarrassment the greatest disaster in the world?

It wasn't until the corner was turned that Niu Keqing closed the corners of his mouth.He kept smirking until his face was blurred, rubbing the corners of his mouth, feeling exhausted.

Niu Keqing walked through the long corridor on the eighth floor, pushed open the door of the fire escape, and entered the stairwell.

The stomatology department is on the eleventh floor. He stepped on the stairs, holding on to the railing, step by step, and walked upstairs.

Climbing the stairs is really hard work. Niu Keqing doesn't know what stupidity he is doing if he has to take the stairs if there is an elevator.

Sure enough, people can do anything to avoid embarrassment.

The stairwell was empty, only the sound of Niu Keqing's footsteps, but gradually, there seemed to be a different sound of footsteps.

The sound of two footsteps, one up and one down, merged indistinctly.But Niu Keqing didn't worry, he was very tired.

At the corner between the tenth and eleventh floors, two footsteps stopped suddenly, and two pairs of men's leather shoes of the same style... met.

Niu Keqing: "..."

Guifenin: "..."

These two men, who had just met 5 minutes ago, met each other at the stairs, one was going down the stairs and the other was going up the stairs.

Who the hell would have thought that.

Embarrassment is a very mysterious thing, like a shadow; silent and breathless, it haunts the bottom of my heart, and is swallowed in silence in a blink of an eye.

It was deathly silence again, the two took a deep breath, raised their glasses at the same time, and said at the same time——

Niu Keqing: "The world is really small."

Guifenin: "I like to take the stairs."

Of course, they both felt that the other was lying.

This time the lie was completely non-technical.Facts have proved that their ability to open their mouths to tell lies is not bad, even if the lies they tell are spotted by the other party, they still don't blush and their hearts don't beat.

As a last resort, Niu Keqing smirked again, like every office worker struggling to deal with his colleagues, he was also trying his best to ease the embarrassing situation.

Finally, Guifenin couldn't hold back any longer, and said directly, "Stop laughing, you're laughing like a mourner."

Niu Keqing: "..."

He broke the jar and said frustratedly, "Forget it, I can't laugh anyway."

Gu Yifening was taken aback for a moment, and actually smiled slightly, a genuine smile, amused by Niu Keqing.

Niu Keqing was too lazy to pretend, and loosened the tie that was loose around his neck: "I'm on the eleventh floor."

Gu Yverning turned sideways to make way for him: "I'm on the tenth floor."

Niu Keqing pinched the bridge of his nose: "Then...bye?"

Guifenin nodded: "Well, bye."

The two of them didn't say any more nonsense, they just passed each other, one continued to go up the stairs, and the other continued to go down the stairs.

Two pairs of men's leather shoes walked towards each other on the stairs, their mutually exclusive backs were somewhat similar, and they gradually drifted away towards different places.