too embarrassing

"I may not be a human, but Qu Jiawen must be a dog."

——Everning Gu

At noon, in the hospital canteen.

Niu Keqing picked up the meal and sat down at a random place. Just as he picked up his chopsticks and was about to eat, there was another person on the opposite side.

Looking up, Doctor Gu, who looked harmless to humans and animals, was smiling angelically at him.

The man put down the dinner plate with his left hand and a file bag with his right hand, and asked symbolically: "Doctor Niu, do you want to eat? Let's go together."

Of course, even if the other party disagreed, he would still put on a face and refuse to leave.

Niu Keqing did not refuse: "What a coincidence? Sit down."

Gu Yifening took his seat, "Unfortunately, I came here specially to 'meet' you." He said, and handed the file bag in his hand to Niu Keqing, "Here you are."

Niu Keqing raised his eyebrows, "What is this?"

"You can open it and take a look."

Niu Keqing opened the file and took a look: "..."

Inside is a stack of papers, the top one is a self-made personal file, which looks very formal, like an official document.

Niu Keqing was puzzled: "You gave me your file, are you going to let me review you?"

"Yes, the information is all there, very detailed," Dr. Gu was full of anger, but his expression was very serious, "Please ask Dr. Niu to examine me carefully, so that you can know that I am a reliable and decent person. It is worth you to associate with me on the premise of not breaking up."

Niu Keqing was startled.

If it is said that when Guifenin said the word "pursuit" to him last time, he was still not sure whether the other party was acting on a whim or sincerely, then now, the other party seems to be telling him in a straightforward way. Him: I am serious.

However, even if Niu Keqing was moved, he was amazed at this straight man's way of chasing people, "There are so many, I don't bother to watch..."

He didn't look at it, and Dr. Gu took the initiative to introduce himself: "I am 33 years old, unmarried, and my sexual orientation is Niu Keqing. Height 187, weight 146. So what... 19.5. Occupation is an anorectal doctor in a tertiary hospital. I am in good health, Divorced family, parents are in business, and have a younger brother."

Like a guest on a blind date show, he enthusiastically promotes himself, wishing he could reveal all eighteen generations of his ancestors.

Niu Keqing glanced roughly, and found that the content of each document was different, so he picked one at random, and on it was Dr. Gu's explanation of his property status.

He read it out sternly: "The annual salary is 30+, with fixed financial management and investment, no arrears, and no illegal income. There are two sets of real estate, one bought by myself and one given by my grandfather, which is temporarily used for rent collection. The bank Deposit...Is this number true or false?" The man took a breath and continued, "It comes from personal savings and the inheritance of the elders."

In just a short paragraph of text, shining with the brilliance of money, revealing a solid family background, and also implying the key information point of "chartered public".

Niu Keqing felt as if he was about to marry into a wealthy family.

He thought about the numbers on his passbook, and suddenly felt a little stuffy, and said frustratedly: "This is your privacy, why show it to me?"

It seemed to him that it was an act of showing off his wealth, but in Dr. Gu's own opinion, it was a way of showing his sincerity, and he was even a little proud: "It's just for you to see, at least to add some impression points."

"But this 'serious person', do you have a criminal record?" Niu Keqing raised his head and looked at him. This ancient prodigal son has harmed many people in love, and has a lot of misdeeds.

Gu Langzi said awkwardly, "I've changed my mind a long time ago and started a new life."

He knocked on the table and replied: "Besides, Doctor Niu, don't say that you were a good citizen before. You have harmed no less people than me, otherwise we two bad guys can make do with each other, so that we don't have to harm others again. "

If it was the first time he was chasing someone, Niu Keqing fainted from anger with his mouth, "Why don't you become a lawyer with your mouth? The kind that defends bad guys."

"My brother is a lawyer," Gu Yifening was afraid that Niu Keqing would grab him by the tail, so he changed the topic, "I haven't finished my self-introduction, I have no bad habits, no smoking, no alcoholism, and I like extreme sports ..."

"Okay, okay, stop, stop!" Niu Keqing interrupted him, "I'm not doing household registration checks."

Guifenin put away his rambunctious look, and said like a dog: "Doctor Niu, I hope you will be more curious about me and know more about me."

"Didn't you say that? People need to keep some distance between each other," Niu Keqing shrugged, "Because distance can cover up your true self and keep you fresh."

Gu Yifenen pretended to sigh, "You are so vengeful, remember all the stupid things I said."

Niu Keqing smiled smugly, until the glasses on the bridge of his nose were crooked, as if taking revenge on the bad boy who bullied him before.

"A man stands at thirty," Guifenin said to him. "I'm in my 30s. I have a successful career, but my relationship world is blank. I've never loved someone properly, but now, I want to learn. "

He wants to learn how to be a person worthy of the other party's sincerity.

Niu Keqing put away his smile, feeling a little hot in his heart, but some gaps still exist, "Actually, I..."

Just as he was about to say something, the partner handed him a few medical records, "And this."

This is not someone's medical record, but Dr. Gu's own "medical record". The messy words in it were all written by him during sleepless nights, just like his messy thoughts and heartbeats were all written for Niu Keqing to read .

"During this year, I often suffered from insomnia, and I didn't want to waste the spare sleep time, so I used it all to write things for you, a bit like a love letter. This method is very old-fashioned, and I still use medical records to write it. Don't you dislike."

As soon as Niu Keqing opened it, the inside was densely filled with words, like a diary pouring out his heart.

He pinched a corner of the medical record book, rolled it up into a small warp, lowered his eyes and wondered what he was thinking.

After being silent for a long time, Doctor Niu said duplicity, and whispered: "I don't look at nasty things."

Hey, that hypocritical energy is about to come up again.

"Actually, you can take a look, too."

"dont see."

"..."

"Then you put it away, and watch it again if you want to."

Niu Keqing's face was a little hot, so he stopped looking at him, and changed the subject: "Eat, yours is getting cold, can you get full just by staring at me?"

Gu Yifenen said "hmm", put a few slices of meat on Niu Keqing's plate, and asked him while eating, "By the way, where do you live now?"

He didn't want to appear to be too involved, and said, "I don't mean anything else, just asking, I'm worried that your original house has been rented out, and you can't find a place to live for the time being."

Niu Keqing: "I live at a friend's house."

Doctor Gu paused with his chopsticks and looked up at him, "Which friend?"

Before Niu Keqing could answer, an annoying voice came from behind, "Keqing lives in my house now~"

They both turned their heads and saw Qu Jiawen walking over with a smile in his hands holding a plate, and sat down beside Niu Keqing.

"Keqing knows me so well, of course she should live with me first." Qu Jiawen stepped on Dr. Gu's jealousy every word.

The air suddenly became tense, and Guifenin's face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

During the year when Dr. Niu assisted Tibet, the two doctors, Qu and Gu, would often meet in the hospital.

Qu Jiawen is a loyal brother. In order to vent his anger on Niu Keqing, he pretended to be "1" for a whole year.

As soon as he saw Gu Yifening, he would talk about his classmate friendship and precious friendship with Niu Keqing, and the pressure came from the oppressive feeling of "rival in love".

So, even now, Gu Yifening thought that Qu Jiawen was a 1, and a 1 who would attack Niu Keqing at any time.

His hands on the table were already clenched into fists, and his voice was trembling with anger. He looked at Niu Keqing and asked, "Have you lived with him?"

Niu Keqing hurriedly clarified: "Don't use the word cohabitation, I just know Jiawen better, so I temporarily rented him at his house."

"Then... do you still exchange pictures with him now?" Gu Yifening "questioned" humblely and gently, like a miserable wife who has witnessed her husband's cheating but can only bear it, very forbearing!

Niu Keqing:?

Dr. Gu, who has always been shrewd, is easy to get into trouble when he encounters Dr. Niu. Under Qu Jiawen's brainwashing, he thought that Dr. Niu always gave pornography to others, and he didn't send it to him!

At this moment, the man bit his lower lip, trying to suppress the manic factor and demonic spirit in his body, and held Niu Keqing's wrist, "Stop it, you're like this, it's easy to cause other men to misunderstand."

The way he forced himself to be patient was extremely wronged, which made Niu Keqing dumbfounded, and felt somewhat guilty for no reason.

Qu Jiawen choked back his laughter until his face turned blue.

Niu Keqing had no choice but to explain: "I don't know what Qu Jiawen told you, but he... well, he's just a troublemaker, don't believe him."

Gu Yifenen was stunned, and after realizing it, he slapped Qu Jiawen in the eye, and was so angry that the top of his head was smoking with that clumsy trick, "Are you kidding me?!"

"What's wrong with you? I haven't settled with you for pushing me into the grass!"

"It happened more than a year ago. Dr. Qu is really careful."

"You are so big-minded, why do you still speak with thorns in your words?"

The two of them were fighting with each other, if you don't forgive me, I won't forgive you, let's talk hard, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Qu Jiawen looked at the other person with the eyes of a mentally retarded person, approached Niu Keqing, and whispered: "Can't he see that I am the same model as you?"

"What are you two talking about?" Guifenin tried hard to suppress the urge to be furious. He was a wretched wife with unspeakable suffering, miserable and miserable.

Qu Jiawen provocatively: "Can you control it?"

Dr. Gu squeezed out every word and sentence from between his teeth: "...Does it need to be so close when speaking?"

"This is called closeness? Then Niu Keqing and I still hug each other to sleep at night."

"you--"

The knife used to cut the steak almost became the murder weapon of Dr. Gu's passionate murder.

"You guys are enough, just like two kids," Niu Keqing couldn't stand it anymore, tapped the edge of the plate with chopsticks, and issued a strict father-like warning, "I know you may have misunderstood before, but..."

In the end, the two didn't stop at all, and Gu Yifenen was madly jealous, let alone a vinegar jar, even a vinegar factory was bombed.

He stared at Qu Jiawen, gritted his teeth and said, "Doctor Qu, have you heard a saying? In the world, everything has its own owner."

"Hey, Dr. Gu is quite good at putting gold on his face," Qu Jiawen chuckled, "We, Dr. Niu, have no master yet!"

"That's not your turn to reach out."

Qu Jiawen started to make retaliatory nonsense: "Tell you, I am very afraid of the dark, and I always like to sleep under Niu Keqing's bed at night, and then touch and touch... "

Gu Yvening's blue eyes turned hard, "If you fart indiscriminately, Qu, I'll tear your mouth apart!"

Qu Jiawen looks sunny, and anyone who looks at him looks like a very competitive rival in love. If it weren't for the fact that it was a public place, Gu Yifenen would have turned the table over and fought him to the death on the spot.

"Enough!" Dr. Niu felt that he was being ignored, and his heart was exhausted: "Are you two thinking that I don't exist?"

"Niu Keqing, you move out of his house," Dr. Gu called out his full name, with a very strong tone, "I'll find you a house, and I'll pay the rent for you."

Niu Keqing used softness to overcome rigidity, and coaxed him with nice words: "Don't think too much, Jiawen and I are friends, and he is my college classmate, so we have always had a good relationship."

Gu Yifenen forcibly pulled the relationship, "I am also your college classmate."

Niu Keqing explained: "He used to be my roommate."

Gu Yifenen was anxious: "Then I used to be your sex buddy!"

"......"

The words were not startling, but as soon as Dr. Gu's words came out, an awkward atmosphere lingered between them, and the three of them fell into a suffocating silence.

Gu Yifening stared at Niu Keqing in fear, and found that the other's face turned blue and white.

Qu Jiawen seized the opportunity to dismantle him: "Whatever you look at, you know how to stare at people. The eyes almost grow on my Keqing."

"What's your family? Qu, please pay attention to your wording."

"Anyway, I've known Niu Keqing longer than you, and I'm closer to him!"

Gu Yifening ignored him, coughed hypocritically, and suggested Niu Keqing pretending to be sincere: "If you can't find a house for the time being, in fact, my house is quite big, and there are several vacant rooms, if you don't mind—— "

Qu Jiawen interrupted forcefully, "Of course Keqing would mind living in your house. Doesn't that mean entering a tiger's den?"

Guifenin: "..."

He would have to kill the grandson one day and feed it to the dogs.

"My surname is Qu, I think you have a long life."

"I don't want you to think, I want me to think."

"Qu Jiawen!"

"You are in a hurry, you are in a hurry, you are in a hurry, you are in a hurry, you are in a hurry, you are in a hurry, you are in a hurry!"

These two men are in their thirties at least, and they are as childish as two three-year-old kids. Their inexplicable desire to win is simply puzzling.

Niu Keqing's ears were buzzing from the noise, he picked up the dinner plate and hurriedly withdrew from the battlefield, "You guys take your time arguing, I'm full, let's go to work first..."

"Doctor Niu!"

"Clear!"

Gu Yifening and Qu Jiawen pushed and entangled him, grabbing Niu Keqing's arm from left to right, making him look like a fool who hugged left and right.

The scene of a large-scale competition for favor.