twin stars

Feng Xiangjie

I am very happy to reconcile with Artest.In fact, I know that I have done wrong before, but I still can't control myself.Jealousy really makes people ugly!Fortunately, Xiao Yi thought I was only jealous of Artest because of kung fu and filming.

Xiao Yi said that I am unique... Then, I am important and special to him, right?Is it a brother who can do both?Alas, he has a deep affection for me, what more can I ask for?

The new movie "Youth" is a comedy, and we took it easy and had a lot of fun.I think Xiao Yi is very suitable for comedy. His body language and expressions are rich and changeable, and he is eccentric, especially able to perform that kind of exaggerated comedy effect.He is also very interested in making comedy films and hopes to have the opportunity to try.We talked about how to transform in the future.He was born in a family of show business, he was used to the ups and downs of the show business and the glories and silences, and he knew that sooner or later a star would die.I think being a "star" has a limited acting career, and my acting skills have not yet broken through, and maybe I will transform in a few years.He and I both want to be directors, and if we meet, if it can be realized, the first film will have each other as the protagonists.

"What if you fail as a director?" Xiao Yi asked.

"Then open a clothing store to sell clothes, and I'll be a designer!"

"That's good, can I join the team? You are in charge of designing clothes, and I'm in charge of sales? I think I have a good tongue!" Xiao Yi happily recommended himself.

"You? I'm afraid you won't be able to impress the customer, but will show the customer's face instead!"

"How can it be? I will greet you with a smile and put the customer first. Look at me, look at me!" He opened the corners of his mouth with two index fingers, and stretched his mouth to a length that could not be longer: "Let me join the gang! Let me join the gang! Let me join the gang!" The weirdly deformed face coupled with the weird voice made people laugh.

"Okay, okay!" I couldn't stand this kind of "harassment", I held back my laughter, and "reluctantly" agreed to him.

Opening a clothing store with Xiao Yi... I feel happy just thinking about it!

Although Zhao's company is a competitor with Jiahe company, they still want to show friendship and harmony on the surface, so they will hold activities such as basketball friendly matches.There was another fellowship party this weekend.

There are four hosts of the party, they are actors from Zhao Shi and Jiahe Company.The tall hostess from Jiahe Company looked familiar to me, but I couldn’t recall where I’d seen her.

As the champion team of the basketball game, my teammates and I performed a basketball performance on the stage.Although I couldn't see Xiao Yi, I knew he must be applauding happily for me in the audience.

After the show, we went backstage to change our clothes.Standing at the door of the changing room was the familiar hostess.She has long hair and shawls, wearing a white dress, and the makeup on her face is not heavy, giving people a fresh and natural feeling.As if she was waiting for me specially, after seeing me, she smiled and asked:

"Hi, remember me?"

"You are..." I still can't remember.

"I'm Su Anran, a loyal fan of yours! We met last time at the "Taibao" promotional meeting. I also gave you your phone number, but you haven't received a call after waiting for a long time! I'm so disappointed!" She He said he was disappointed, but his smile was as bright as a sunflower.

Finally remembering, she pushed me from the crowd and gave me her phone number, but I threw the note away...a moment of embarrassment.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I... I lost the note." Lying still makes me feel guilty, and I am very uncomfortable.

"It's okay! I'm very happy to meet my idol!" She smiled cheerfully and satisfied: "In order to meet you, I even applied for Zhao's company, but because I was not old enough, I was not accepted. This year I joined Jiahe Company when I was 16 years old. At first, my parents didn’t agree with me entering the entertainment industry, saying that the entertainment industry was too complicated, but I was forced to agree after being soft-spoken by me. Haha!”

"You're only 16 years old? You were only 14 years old at the promotional event of "Taibao"?" She was actually ten years younger than me!Such a little girl actually went to such great lengths to meet me?I always feel that the child is being delayed, and I can't help but feel a little worried.

"Actually, if you have the conditions, it is better to study hard. I used to drop out of school because my family could not afford it. Now I am often troubled by my lack of knowledge." I often talk to talented people like Mr. Li and Director Zhang. I always feel ashamed of my ignorance when we meet and chat together.

She blinked her eyes, nodded heavily, and said, "Well, I'll listen to you, and I won't give up my studies! I'll ask my father to find someone to help me with my homework." After hearing this, I breathed a sigh of relief, although I misled others. Actors, now at least somewhat make up.

"Do you have to be an actor? It's not easy to be an actor!"

"Damn it, otherwise I won't be able to see you. I've liked you for a long time, so happy to see you, so happy to see you! It's my dream to see you, and now the dream has finally come true!" Her tone was completely still Innocent child, I couldn't help laughing, a little helpless and thought she was cute.

"Can I...call you Brother Jie?" She suddenly withdrew her smile and asked cautiously.

"Okay, I'm already much older than you."

"Great!" She clapped her hands excitedly: "Oh, yes, this is my phone number, don't lose it this time. Call me when you are free!"

I watched her pull a note from her belt and hand it to me.The dress has no pockets, and she has tried her best to carry the note in her belt!

"Ah!" A sudden yell made me jump: "I'm so stupid, I should ask you for your phone number, but I didn't bring a pen and paper! I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid!" Su Anran raised his hand. He raised his fist and slammed himself on the head, very annoyed.

"Stop hitting!" I smiled and grabbed her wrist, "I'll call you!" A Sheng's face suddenly appeared in front of my eyes, and I felt like a kindergarten teacher for a moment.

Lei Yi

Ajie didn't show up after the performance. I couldn't help but go to the backstage to look for him, but I saw him chatting with a hostess of the sorority at the door of the dressing room.The two chatted very speculatively.In the past, when a girl talked to Ajie, he always seemed shy and reserved, but when he chatted with this girl, he was smiling and calm. Not only happily accepted the note from the girl, but he even grabbed the girl's wrist !I felt a little uncomfortable, and I didn't want to watch it anymore, turned around and left, and returned to the auditorium.

After a long time, Ajie finally changed his clothes and came to the auditorium, and sat next to me in the vacant seat specially reserved for him.

"Is my performance just now good?" He is like Lucy who has completed the action instructions, begging for praise and praise from me with a smile.

"Well, it's wonderful!" I nodded lightly, and saw the girl chatting with Ajie appeared on the stage, pointed at her and said, "That hostess is pretty good."

Ajie followed my hand and said with a smile: "Her name is Su Anran. I've seen her before. She's actually a fan of mine. She's only 16 years old. She said she became an actress because of me. Sigh, I always feel like I'm a disaster." Ignorant girl!"

"Well, you are indeed a scourge, and the scourge is endless!"

Ajie punched me on the shoulder and said with a smile, "You are the scourge!"

Now Director Zhang has formed a habit of inviting a large group of us actors and dragon and tiger martial artists to dinner every weekend. Someone teased that we are all disciples of Director Zhang and formed the Zhang Family Class.I like this "Zhang Family Class". Everyone eats and drinks together, fights and fights together, makes movies together, works hard for a living, helps each other, and communicates with each other. It is a big family.Adong, Azhi, Asheng, Atai, Axiu, Asen, Ma Wuge, Atian, Alia... Most importantly, there is Ajie, thank you Director Zhang for bringing so many friends together!These friends make me feel rich!

After dinner, Director Zhang and Mr. Li took a step ahead, and we, a group of young people, will continue to play the night show.It's been a long time since I played all night, gambling/money, guessing games, fighting wine...the atmosphere has always been very lively.

"Hey, Ah Chi, do you have any new tricks today? All the programs are the same as before, so boring!" Ah Tim and Ah Zhi were muttering about some other idea.The two of them are the most cunning and clever, and they are also the best at playing tricks. Standing together, one is tall and thin, and the other is short and fat. Ah Sheng often jokes that they form the number "10".

"New trick? Got it, let's talk about dirty jokes today!" Azhi's small eyes flashed, and I knew it must be something good.

"I'll tell you one thing first, and the others will follow. If you can't tell, you'll be fined." Azhi volunteered, cleared his throat, and started telling jokes:

"A certain man saw an ad: No hospitalization, no surgery, easily make your life/root/child grow bigger and thicker! He was overjoyed, and immediately sent money to buy it. A few days later, he received the package, opened it, and it was a magnifier!"

After hearing this, everyone burst out laughing, some were rolling with laughter, some were dying of laughter, only Ah Sheng looked bewildered.After struggling for half a minute, he asked inappropriately: "Why is the dead/root/zi getting bigger and thicker?"

Everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then roared with laughter.

"Ah Sheng, you are really a child! Only women will like it when you grow bigger and thicker!" Ah Tim patted Ah Sheng on the shoulder, smiling wretchedly.

"Why do women like it?" Ah Sheng still asked persistently.This kid's curiosity is too strong!

"This...Let Azhi explain it to you, now he is the only one who has a girlfriend." Ah Tim pulled Azhi over.

"Hey, although I have a girlfriend, we are innocent. My girlfriend is strictly guarded. If she says she won't get married, I won't be allowed to touch her! So I can't answer this question." Azhi spread his hands, expressing his helplessness.

"After being in love for so long, you still haven't got it? You won't be a bully?" Ah Tim came up with another bad idea.

"Forget it, look at Ah Zhi's cowardice, let him use his strength, can he do it?" A material laughed at the side.

"Go, go, who said I can't do it, I just don't want to be forced to get married after the raw rice is cooked. I want to play for a few more years."

"With a girlfriend, you still want to fool around? This is not good! You should be dedicated to your girlfriend." Unexpectedly, Ajie interrupted suddenly.

Azhi was most afraid of Ajie's seriousness and strictness, at this moment he didn't know how to smooth things over, so he could only laugh, his breath was short of breath and his head was sweating profusely.

"Why get married, I don't want to get married!" I put my arm on Azhi's shoulder to support him: "Azhi, I support you not to get married!" He grinned and smiled gratefully at me, and I pointed at him The tip of his nose said: "But, don't go out and fool around!" His face quickly changed into a look of lovelessness.

"I have never understood what 'cook raw rice into mature rice' refers to? What does 'the overlord puts his bow on hard'?" Seeing that he was left out in the cold, Ah Sheng asked again reluctantly.

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay when asked.Azhi waved his hand and said, "Don't bother with him, continue! I can't communicate with children. Who will talk next?"

"Let me tell, let me tell!" Ah Tim hunched over, rubbed his hands, and said in a glib tone, "Hey, I want to tell an exciting story: a gangster broke into a house to rape/violate a woman, and the husband who plowed the field returned When I got home, I saw my wife being pinned down by the gangster, so I picked up the shovel and slapped the gangster on the back angrily. At this time, my wife cursed angrily: "Damn it, I resisted for a long time, and I was shot in by you with a shovel!"

As soon as the words fell, and before everyone had a reaction, Ah Sheng asked first: "What was photographed? Where did it go?"

Everyone couldn't help laughing again. This time, more people were laughing at Ah Sheng.

Ah Tim and Ah Chi laughed so hard that they burst into tears.

"Sheng, you are the master of telling jokes!" Azhi smiled and gave Asheng a thumbs up.

Ah Tian wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, supported Ah Zhi's shoulder and said: "Hey, I've always been curious about 'rabbits'. You say they don't like women, but they actually like men. Men don't have a place for women to have children. What's the matter? Fun?"

"You don't know that. There is no place to have children, and there are other places below. They can treat men like women." Azhi pretended to be a "know-it-all".

"Hey, so perverted and disgusting! I have goosebumps all over my body!" Ah Tim hugged his arm and scratched back and forth.

"That's why it is now medically said that rabbits are mentally ill! How can a normal person understand the thoughts of a mentally ill?" Azhi spread his hands.

Their words became more and more unpleasant, and I couldn't bear to listen to them.Turning his head to look at Ajie, he was astonished and surprised, as if frightened by this topic.

"Shut up!" I was furious, and yelled at Ah Zhi and Ah Tian: "Stop talking about these dirty and filthy topics, you will spoil the children!"

I really don't want Ajie to hear these words!

Ah Zhi and Ah Tim shivered in fright from my shouting, and stared at me blankly together.

"What are you playing with women and men? I still don't understand?" Ah Sheng scratched his head dully, not yet grasping the situation.

"You don't need to understand!" I slapped him hard on the forehead: "Kids have to learn well, don't listen to what you shouldn't!"

"I'm done, I'm not a kid anymore!" Ah Sheng rubbed his head, moaning and expressing his dissatisfaction.I glared at him coldly, and he quickly shut his mouth.

"Hahaha, brother Xiao Yi is now Ah Sheng's 'nanny' and is in charge of his education. I'm afraid you will spoil Ah Sheng's education!" Ah Xiu gloated at the side.

"Yeah, Xiao Yi is angry, you should pay attention to the scale when you speak. You should keep your speech pure in front of Sheng, hahaha!" Asen teased.

"Oh, yes, we didn't think carefully! It seems that for the good of Ah Sheng, let's stop talking about it! Let's continue to drink, continue to drink."

A group of people started guessing and drinking again, and the atmosphere returned to the original.Only Ah Sheng was full of grievance and puzzlement, not understanding why everyone stopped telling jokes because of him.

"Really, if you don't restrain them, they will go against the sky!" I handed Ajie a glass of wine.He didn't know why he was in a daze, the wine glass was placed by his hand, and he didn't pick it up for a long time.

"Ajie, Ajie!" I touched his hand, and he realized it. He quickly took the glass and drank it down.

I hope that Ajie didn't listen to what he said about 'rabbit' just now.

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