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That night, Yan Yexiu and Qin Yu naturally had no time to deal with the messages and comments on Weibo.But they broadcast live the next day, a daily welfare of Qin Yu's birthday was broadcast live.The live broadcast still starts at [-] o'clock, and there will be notifications from the live broadcast platform and Weibo one hour before the start.

What I said before the live broadcast was very good. Today I will reply to some comments, as long as they are not too extreme, they will reply, and some requests will be fulfilled as much as possible according to the situation. It is a fan benefit.

Welfare!Requirements will be met as much as possible!

After knowing that this is Fuxiang's live broadcast, the comment section of Weibo's live broadcast preview exploded, the third most popular comment was the first to like, wailing and begging Daye and Mrs. Ye to show their faces in the live broadcast, and then the screen changed when the time came Another two white masks.

【So disappointed, I thought I would show my face today QAQ】

【Sure enough, I knew it】

【Although I know it's impossible, I'm still very disappointed】

[Although disappointed, I still wish you a happy birthday! 】

"It's impossible to show your face, so don't think about it." Yan Yexiu smiled. This time the live broadcast was in the living room. The rear camera of Yan Yexiu's own mobile phone had a relatively higher pixel resolution, and was mounted on a folding table for eating by the mobile phone stand. Two people Holding Qin Yu's mobile phone to watch the barrage. "Although the comment that wanted to see us show our face was popular, don't you guys also know that it's impossible? The reply under that comment has already betrayed you. Everyone has already realized it, right?"

"Okay, according to the agreed process, the top ten hot reviews will be read and replied, and if there are requests, we will try our best to meet them. Now let's read the top ten hot reviews, from [There is still more time], saying 'Da Ye Can I have a live kiss with Mrs. Ye'... This is fine, no problem." Yan Yexiu turned his head and kissed Qin Yu's face, the kind that didn't take off the mask, and looked at the helpless and conniving Qin Yu silly after the kiss Twice, continue reading. "Okay, dear, I also read the reply below this comment, please restrain yourself, there are still people who post pictures but when you click on it, it shows that the picture does not exist, you people... tsk tsk tsk."

【Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!Mrs. Ye's ears are red again!so cute! 】

【Eat dog food, pop your mouth】

[Although it's not a kiss, it's just a kiss on the face through a mask, but the old man is already satisfied! 】

[Seek those blocked pictures!Please private message me! 】

"Then there's the second hot comment, which comes from [it's a big guy who picks his feet]: 'Whose birthday was it yesterday? Did Mrs. Ye make the puffs?'" Yan Yexiu sat aside after reading this comment, and asked Qin Yu Become the absolute protagonist in the lens. "Of course it was your sister-in-law's birthday yesterday! My dear! Happy birthday!" After speaking, he blew a kiss!

"Be serious." Qin Yu kicked Yan Yexiu's feet outside the screen, his ears were reddish, and his peach eyes were laughed like willow leaves. He pulled Yan Yexiu back and sat side by side, and began to thank the audience: "Yesterday was me. Thank you for your blessings here, thank you very much. But the puffs in the picture on Weibo yesterday were not made by us, they were bought by Daye when he came back from work, so please stop praising me for my handiness. ?Why don’t you eat birthday cakes, because birthday cakes are a bit greasy, we prefer fresh milk puffs, and we ate longevity noodles last night. I didn’t have eggs at night, but I ate them in the morning, so I’ve eaten them. Thank you for your blessings .”

[Sister-in-law Ye laughs and dislikes Daye every day]

[Happy birthday to Mrs. Ye!By the way, I beg Mrs. Ye to urge Daye to release a game video!Best for two players! 】

[Daily Dislike - Progress 1/1]

【Happy birthday! 】

Qin Yu also wanted to laugh when he saw those bullet screens that said he disliked everyday, so he poked Yan Yexiu to let him watch it too, "If you want to remind the game video, Daye should broadcast the game live this weekend." Qin Yu directly responded to the reminder game video for Yan Yexiu "But let's forget about two people, I'm not very good at playing games. This weekend, there should be a short broadcast of Iwanna or "Decisive Battle of Heianjing". Daye plays Onmyoji, so he is also very interested in this game He has been debating which of the two to broadcast live."

【Iwanna?Who gave Daye the courage?Liang Jingru? 】

[After turning over the big leaves, I laughed and pumped on the ground hahahahahahahahaha]

[How about "Digging the Ground for Ascension"!This game is also super hot recently! 】

[Let's fight in Heian-kyo, I feel that the decisive battle in Heian-kyo is relatively simple, Iwanna...Daye don't look for abuse]

[I have a short-range Iwanna suitable for beginners here!The author is super friendly!Daye, I will private message you 23333]

"You..." Yan Yexiu, who was looking at the barrage, felt the audience's deep malice. "Do you want to do this! Disabled hands have human rights!" Looking at Qin Yu, Qin Yu didn't even stand on his side. Seeing him looking over, Qin Yu shrugged and sincerely wished: "I hope you pass the test within five thousand deaths."

There is no more love in this world, Yan Yexiu sighed, took the tablet in Qin Yu's hand and continued to read the comments, the third most popular comment was the one who begged to show his face, skip it directly, and read the fourth: "Don't grab my hand and talk about things Okay, let’s continue to read the comments, and a fan with the username [Construction Laughing Team] asked: "Who will shovel shit when Daye and Auntie Ye are at home? Who will the two cats kiss? Will they be jealous of each other because of the cat?""

"You sister-in-law Ye is shoveling shit at home." Yan Yexiu put the tablet flat on his lap, with a proud face: "The two cats at home kiss me more! I won't be jealous because of cats! Cats always kiss me! I brought them up! Kiss me It should be!" The more he talked, the more proud he became, Yan Yexiu wanted to show off his cat, he patted the sofa, and shouted towards the balcony: "Tired Wai Wai~ Tired Wai Wai~"

[Having a cat is amazing!My uncle will have a cat sooner or later! 】

[Fuck!Someone else's cat! 】

【Jealousy makes me separate】

【The cow also came out...】

[My master can't shout at all. 】

Qin Yu was speechless looking at Yan Yexiu who was about to go to heaven with his tail in his arms, and then looked at the cow who followed him, and tentatively patted his leg, hoping that the cow would also lie on him But the cow moved, jumped onto the sofa, onto the back of the sofa, and rubbed its head against Yan Yexiu's head.

Qin Yu: "..."

Let the three go by themselves!

[These two cats are treated too differently 23333]

[Where is the cat-stealing team? ! 】

[Sister-in-law Ye's face is darkened, and Da Ye is still holding back her laughter!I’m afraid I’m going to sleep on the sofa at night hahahaha]

[Ah ah ah!Want to steal a cat! 】

Yan Yexiu tried hard to hold back, stretched out his hand to hug the cow and stuffed it into Qin Yu's arms, and coughed lightly: "Ahem, what, let's continue reading the comments, the following one is about a friend whose birthday is on the same day, um , I also wish [Slimming Fairy] a happy birthday and success in losing weight! By the way, take it easy and don’t hurt yourself.”

"Then there is a website. It says that some couples want us to do the proposition and routine questions. This is no problem, so let's do it." Yan Yexiu is eager to try, "Beforehand, we will have a general look before the live broadcast. After reading the comments, we also poked in this link, but we just glanced at it and didn't answer the answers, and didn't think about some of the questions in advance..." Yan Yexiu looked at Qin Yu, "You didn't think about the answers in advance either. Bar?"

"Think about the first question in advance. The first question is about who will you save when your mother and I fall into the water. I think this question can be skipped."

"Hmm..." Yan Yexiu thought for a moment, then nodded: "This question is indeed..., skip it, there is no way to answer it, the person who came up with this question is so boring."

[This question is not boring!How classic! 】

[If it is not convenient for family members, how about another question?If Nian Waiwai and Mrs. Ye fall into the water at the same time, who will Da Ye save? 】

"He will save Weiwaiwai, because I can swim." Qin Yu, who saw the barrage, directly mentioned Yan Yexiu and answered. "And if I'm in the water, I'll go directly to rescue Tiny Waiwai, and I don't need him to go into the water. Besides, cats can also swim, right? Cats just don't like to get their hair wet, not that they can't swim."

"Secondary." Yan Yexiu didn't see the barrage, but he knew what Qin Yu was talking about. "If you Mrs. Ye and Nian Wawai fell into the water at the same time, I would wait by the river with a towel and not go into the water. My water skills are not as good as Mrs. Ye's. I only know how to plan. Just wait for someone to wipe the water."

【This……】

[This is a proposition!Do you want to do this? ! 】

【Answered honestly】

[What else can I say? 】

Since we have nothing to say, let’s move on to the next question. Yan Yexiu poked open the webpage and read: "If we are kidnapped, the kidnappers ask to kill me or cut your penis, choose one... Is the kidnapper mentally retarded? This kind of question is not at all Science! How could the kidnappers have such... Hey? I thought of another question, and I saw it on the Internet. If you meet a criminal in the middle of the night, do you want me to wear a knife and a holster?"

"Bring a knife? In self-defense, manslaughter is fine. Doesn't this question make any sense?" Qin Yu asked.

"It seems to be true. Why should I wear a condom when I can carry a knife?" Yan Yexiu was also at a loss, and then saw the bullet screen passing by, which reminded him that he had missed a prerequisite: "Oh, the audience knows this question Yes, the prerequisite is that you can’t beat it with a knife. With a knife, it’s for suicide, and with a holster, it’s for self-protection.”

"Then wear a condom." Qin Yu decisively changed the answer. "Although I feel that this question is impossible, if you can't beat it, you should protect yourself. Life is better than anything else. Suicide with a knife...Why do you want to kill yourself because of a beast?"

"I have an answer with you." Yan Yexiu seconded the proposal again, and raised his crooked paw to pat Qin Yu's leg: "Don't compare this with a beast. The beast protests, and the beast feels wronged."

[Didn't it be agreed to send the proposition?Why are the answers of these two people so harmonious?Not at all! 】

【Ahhh!Want to pinch crooked claws! 】

[These two people didn't think that they would be disgusted by the other party after being so-and-so?Trust each other so much? 】

【Yeah!There is also the sentence that the conscience was eaten by the dog!Your conscience is so dark that dogs won't eat it!I will have diarrhea! 】

[Daye look at me, look at me!I have a proposition here! "When I was taking medicine today, your mother called me and said he was sick" How to answer? 】

"When I was taking medicine today, your mother called me and said he was sick...?" Yan Yexiu read, "This question... this question is "I am taking medicine" and "Your mother is sick", right? ? Who cares first? Then...reply "What's wrong? "This sentence should be omnipotent, right? It can directly refer to the person the other party wants you to care about."

"I should choose to ask you what's wrong first? I can call my mother and ask myself. There is no need to ask you. What if the message is distorted after a detour." Qin Yu paused, looked at Yan Yexiu, I am puzzled by the barrage question. "And it's very strange that this question is fatal. My mother called you and said she was sick? Shouldn't she call me or my father? Call you? It's unreasonable."

"Maybe it's a demonstration?!" Yan Yexiu guessed reasonably, "She wants to say that I need my son to accompany me when I'm sick? Do you want me to let him go? Well, this guess is reasonable. Then I should go back to see her with you, right? Or Going to see the other party alone to show concern and favor? Is the audience who asked the question just now still there? Is this the correct answer to this question?"

"My mother won't be like this?" Qin Yu laughed. "Will your mother do this?"

"No, my mother is sick and looking for my father, son? What is that?" Yan Yexiu said with a cold face.

【I am speechless】

【I feel like being shown by Daye's mother again】

[Both Daye and Mrs. Ye majored in science and engineering, right?The answer is very straight]

[The answer to this question is dead, he feels that he is too perfunctory]

【Send the proposition and feel that I have no dignity at all...】

[Next question, next question!I don't believe it!What is the next question? ! 】

【next question!Please listen to the question! "What if I drop your most beloved thing?"】

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