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"What if I drop your most beloved thing?" Yan Yexiu read the question, suddenly excited, he had heard of this question before!He knows the question!He knows the right answer!This is the time to ask 'Are you okay? 'Because the most beloved thing is the other party!

However, before Yan Yexiu opened his mouth, Qin Yu spoke, only two words: "Beat to death."

"Are you going to kill me?!!!" Yan Yexiu couldn't believe it, he threw himself down and Qin Yu wanted to kill him? !so miserable? !

"Aren't you going to beat him to death and keep him home for the New Year?" Qin Yu asked back. "Beating to death seems a bit excessive? Then... if you can buy it, buy another one, and if you can't buy the fruits of labor, kill it."

【? ? ? ? ? 】

[Have you heard of this question, Daye?Just now she had a smug face, that's what Auntie Ye said when she opened her mouth]

[There should be an emoticon package here]

[Daye must have heard of this question before]

[I feel like I've fallen in love with a pair of fake gays, Mrs. Ye's straight male aura rushing towards me]

"Isn't your favorite thing me?!" Yan Yexiu pointed to his nose, "Brother, can you think about the context?! We're making a gift proposition! Are you going to be so straightforward?! You still said to keep me for the New Year? You are the one to be killed, right?!"

"Are you a thing?" Qin Yu tried hard not to laugh.

"No." Yan Yexiu snorted. "I am your most beloved baby!"

"Pfft!" Qin Yu couldn't help laughing, and stroked the dog's head.After touching a few, I suddenly remembered something, and asked, "What if I throw away your figure and those boxes now?"

"..." Yan Yexiu's expression froze, as if he was stuck, he turned his head to look at Qin Yu frame by frame.The eyes were frightened: "Why haven't you let go of my boxes until now?! I packed them well! It doesn't take up space! If you dare to throw them away, I will cry for you!"

【Want to know what's in Daye's box】

[Only focus on the box?What about figures?Don't give it to me! 】

"Don't throw it, don't throw it away, I'll keep it for you to collect dust." Qin Yu was also helpless, and patted Yan Yexiu's leg, "Next question." Just now the barrage did not pop up a new proposition, Qin Yu read the previous comment link Send proposition. "I'm in a bad mood today, don't talk to me."

"How do you answer that?" Qin Yu asked Yan Yexiu.

"Coax?" Yan Yexiu felt that there was still a problem with this question. "Although I think this sentence is contradictory. But, I said that I am in a bad mood, isn't it the meaning of begging to be coaxed? If I don't coax me, I should be arrogant? Am I not wrong? I am really in a bad mood and don't want to talk about it. What else do people say? Just keep silent."

"En." Qin Yu nodded, feeling that what Yan Yexiu said was very correct.But I feel confused again, is this a proposition?I couldn't help but asked the audience: "Have you heard of this question before? Does this question have the same prerequisites as the question about wearing a holster and a knife? For example... two people are arguing? Can't coax them on the spot? After being annoyed by yourself, after saying this sentence, all the phone, QQ and WeChat were blocked?"

[Sister-in-law Ye's preconditions are a bit ruthless...]

[I remember this question seems to be the only sentence, right?What I saw on the Internet was a screenshot, just this sentence]

[Proposition: After adding the buff, I feel that I will soon have dignity! 】

"The premise should be like this, right?" Yan Yexiu felt that after these prerequisites were put out, the thing just now was the proposition. Holding Qin Yu's mobile phone, he looked at the bullet screen to make sure that there were no other prerequisites in the bullet screen, and then began to answer the question. . "If you said this sentence during a quarrel... then this sentence should mean reconciliation? I'm still a little angry, but you can just coax me." Yan Yexiu glanced at Qin Yu. "If that's the case...then coax me? When the anger subsides, I'm throwing a little tantrum? You said it was a quarrel, then both parties must be unhappy. It's okay to be soft first, but you have to coax me afterwards. Who is not a bitch?" What's wrong with the baby!"

After speaking, Yan Yexiu met Qin Yu's gaze and raised his eyebrows. "I'm not right? I've already shown my favor to you first, so why don't you come back afterward?"

"I think saying this sentence during a quarrel means that you want to fight coldly." Qin Yu didn't deny what Yan Yexiu said just now, but just expressed his own point of view: "If we say this sentence when we are arguing, it should be to calm down. With time to calm down, calm down and think..."

"But after calming down, someone still needs to smooth the other party's hair first?" Yan Yexiu had a 'stupid human' expression on his face. "After calming down, someone has to be nice first, otherwise how long do you have to be calm? So I choose to be nice first and admit cowardice, and wait for you to come and coax me."

"Dare to be a monster and beat you to death." Qin Yu lightly punched Yan Yexiu's leg. "How do you want to be a demon?"

"Analyzing the specific situation in detail, how can we generalize?" Yan Yexiu grabbed Qin Yu's hand and helped the mobile phone on his lap. "What you said just now seems to be the situation where you said this sentence? What should you do if I want to talk?"

"Coax you?" Qin Yu tilted his head. After tilting his head, he felt that this might not be in line with his image in front of the audience, and quickly turned his head back, pulling up the mask: "If you quarrel, what you say is basically Are you not angry? It’s good to just kiss and hug, it’s very coaxing.”

"Hey... the live broadcast... I am such a coaxable person? Can you save me some face? If you say that I am difficult to coax, I have to lie low and do all kinds of coaxing." Yan Yexiu was dissatisfied and muttered in a low voice.

Then Yan Yexiu, who was dissatisfied, was appeased by Qin Yu's palm scratching twice outside the camera, and continued to imagine the possible situation of this question: "If you are the one who caused anger and got blocked... then this is the rhythm of saying goodbye? No Is it possible? And if I’m blocked, why don’t you talk to me? I’m blocked! In this case, I must have rushed over and confessed my mistake, otherwise I will become a single dog, right?”

"What if we quarreled because of a problem of ideas? What should we do if we don't agree with each other's views?" Qin Yu came up again to add settings to the question.

"Conceptual issues...then there is no solution for conceptual issues." Yan Yexiu looked distressed. "Conceptual issues... If it's a problem of viewpoints and concepts, then try to avoid it as much as possible. Two people don't discuss this issue. But if the concepts are different, how can they be together? When they are not together, they will see each other because of their concepts. The two hate each other, and they are still fighting because of their ideas? They must be separated, and it is impossible to be together."

"Yes, that's a score. Differences in ideas will be divided sooner or later." Qin Yu nodded in agreement, and also felt that there was something wrong with the prerequisites he just raised.

"Then this question is over? Next question?"

[I don't know why, I feel aggrieved suddenly]

[These two are gay, right?Why is this answer so straightforward? 】

【Okay, okay, I know your ideas are very compatible, next question】

[I feel that sending propositions is to give dog food, there is no dignity]

"Next question...my bestie or me, who is better looking? Huh? This question is for heterosexual couples? No wonder Zhong thinks this question is so wrong." Yan Yexiu felt that he understood the reason why these questions did not kill him. "If we want to do this question, we have to change the title? No, is there something wrong with this question? It doesn't matter whether you change it or not? This kind of question is fatal? Why? Why not just answer it is my own? Anyway, I think my family is the world The first is good-looking, there is no filter, and the filter does not admit it, and does not accept any refutation." After speaking, he asked Qin Yu: "You think the same way, right?"

"Well, you are the prettiest, number one in the world." Qin Yu said helplessly.

"Why do I listen to you so perfunctorily?" Yan Yexiu was dissatisfied, listen to Qin Yu's tone just now!Not sincere at all!

"Even if I think you're pretty, you can't just ask me that directly, right?" Qin Yu laughed, and his glasses were covered by the heat of his breath. "You just said that, I can still praise you along the pole, how shameless."

"Tsk," Yan Yexiu said. "I'm so ugly, how do you pick it up?"

"That's right, it's so ugly." Qin Yu was stingy, "Modity is a traditional virtue of the Chinese people, and we must keep it in mind."

"You..." Yan Yexiu pointed to the phone where he was recording, "The audience is here to watch us show our love and give candy! It's not to watch you hate me!"

"I think the audience is very happy." Qin Yu raised the mobile phone on his lap and showed Yan Yexiu the full screen of [Hahaha] and [2333]. Good Relationship."

"It's a bad friend to fight each other, we should love each other in this situation, OK?" Yan Yexiu complained. "And was it a mutual loss just now? You obviously hurt me unilaterally. I think I need spiritual compensation! I want spiritual damage!"

"What kind of bicycle do you want?" Because he kept laughing, Qin Yu's glasses kept fogging up with his breathing, and finally he couldn't stop wiping them off.Taking off his glasses, Qin Yu wanted to wipe them with the corner of his clothes, but the fabric of the clothes on his body was not suitable for wiping glasses, and the paper was placed a little far away. Looking at the live broadcast room, Qin Yu still pulled up Yan Yexiu's clothes It's time to clean my glasses. Yan Yexiu is wearing a cotton half-sleeve today, which is very suitable for cleaning glasses.

[The proposition of sending without dignity has been overwhelmed by dog ​​food]

[Daye is wronged, Daye just wants to say it! 】

[Sister-in-law Ye: Okay, love each other, love the eyes of the two idiots.JPG]

【Oh no, how can these two people be so cute 233333】

[Take Da Ye's clothes and wipe the glasses! 】

"Okay, let's go to the next question," Yan Yexiu said, "But I don't think the following questions are very interesting? How about we send the proposition, no, the quiz ends like this?"

[Proposition: Thank you everyone, I changed my name. 】

[Don't, don't!Sending propositions is boring. Our questions are interesting!Are you happy with each other's weight? 】

【Yeah!Send the proposition to die and us!What's the single thing your partner has done that annoys you the most? 】

【here!Which part of the other person's body do you like the most? ! 】

[Send the proposition and die, we still have fifty questions about compatibility!The barrage can't post the link Daye, look at the latest comment on that Weibo!Come answer this! 】

"Are you satisfied with each other's weight? Girls we don't know well don't care much about weight. Anyway, it's fine if you're not fat or thin. I think it's fine for the two of us now." Yan Yexiu looked for the latest comment on Danmakushuo and said: "However, Mrs. Ye seems to want to have abdominal muscles, but he only had abdominal muscles for a while in high school. Now that I think about it, it's impossible. Why... why did you hit me!"

"Answer the barrage just now." Qin Yu withdrew his hands, feeling unhappy. Although his abdominal muscles are no longer what they used to be, why not let him struggle a bit? !

"That one? Which one? The angry one? I'm telling the truth!" So Yan Yexiu, who told the truth, was beaten again, rubbing his elbows and replying to the barrage: "The thing that makes me angry the most is domestic violence .To tell you the truth, I still have to be beaten, I can't live this day... Hey! My dear! I think this compatibility is good! Let's do the question!"

"Skip the name of the first question, skip the gender, why do you still have to ask the gender? This... let's skip the first ten questions and start with the eleventh question. How do you call each other? I usually call it dear? Or Calling names, baby, boss, and other random names, right? For example, X Xiao X? It’s just calling names, your sister-in-law Ye’s name is two characters, and it’s quite easy to say.”

"My... the abbreviation of the name? Or just call the full name, and then call it casually with you Daye, X classmate X comrade or something. In fact, I don't seem to care much about the address problem, and I open my mouth to call out something. What is it?"

[Suddenly realize that my husband and I have been coming and going? ! 】

【My boyfriend calls me a coward, I can't have it anymore】

"Then next question. What do you want the other party to call you..." Yan Yexiu looked at Qin Yu, "What do you want me to call you?"

"I think it's fine as it is now." Qin Yu shrugged, not feeling that there was any need to change the titles between them. "And you?"

"I..." Yan Yexiu originally wanted to say that he wanted to be called "husband", but thinking about it, Qin Yu was not the kind of soft-hearted person who would call him "husband" so delicately and cowardly... He felt that this title should stay on the bed, he called Qin Yu Well, at that time, as long as he yelled these two words, Qin Yu would be extremely nervous and sensitive.Well, it feels very good, I feel like I'm going to be pinched off. "I also think the current address is quite good, let's move on to the next question. If you compare the other party to an animal... what do you think I am?"

"Erha." Qin Yu didn't hesitate. "A male god who doesn't speak, becomes a fool when he speaks."

"Hey, hey, it's a live broadcast, save some face." Yan Yexiu twitched the corner of his mouth, feeling that Qin Yu was getting more and more relaxed after a long time of live broadcasting, and he was not ambiguous at all when he complained. "What about you... a cat, right? A long-haired cat, the kind that still loses its hair when combed three times a day. Maine... Forget the puppet, Maine is a bit fierce. Anyway, it looks quiet, very cute and reserved. , You will know that it is also a snake spirit disease after you have raised it well. You also said that I am a huh... When I smoke, you still follow me, humming. "

"..." Qin Yu felt that Yan Yexiu could almost sleep on the sofa at night.

The author has something to say: Isn't today's update particularly early!Akimbo!

This afternoon, codewords, in the group, a few people made an appointment with codewords, and then... I wrote two or three thousand in an hour and talked about Calvin...

My daily speed is less than [-]...

Meow meow meow? ? ? ? ?

People who don't know how fast you are...

grateful:

If someone Xi Shan Zhi A threw a landmine

Baby Q throws 1 mine

Su Huaiche threw a mine

Thank you!It cost money!

Yesterday, I felt uneasy about the book that seduced me without code words, because although the plot and writing of that book were great, the time-traveling part was not handled very well. In the first [-] chapters I just started to read, I was always complaining about the original owner and standing up for it. The original owner is worthless.