The male lead is crazy [Quick Transmigration]

Wu Zhou didn't think too much about it, after all, it was unavoidable to be excited when he heard such a thing, and the three became tigers, so maybe what happened at the beginning.

As soon as those bandits are resolved, Wu Zhou heaves a sigh of relief, tilts his head and looks at Mrs. Xiao who is still a little dazed, and can't help itching his hands. Make a good impression, when should you stay?

Wu Zhou coughed lowly, and touched Xiao Yunxian's chest with a look of concern: "Master Xiao, you can't be brave in the future. If it wasn't for the big guy this time, you wouldn't be able to come back."

Xiao Yunxian responded, wondering if he was frightened, he was stunned, Wu Zhou bravely touched the other party's head: "How about, master, you will listen to me in the future?" It is best to directly It would be better to leave Xujiacun.

Master Xiao turned his head and glanced at Wu Zhou, Wu Zhou froze: "Why are you looking at me like that?"

Xiao Yunxian looked at him seriously: "You are a good person."

Wu Zhou breathed a sigh of relief: "It's up to you to say..."

But before he breathed a sigh of relief, he heard Xiao Yunxian continue: "But he was a bully before." At first he looked at the young man's thin and frail body, and thought that the other party was really pitiful, but he had seen the other party's strength earlier. Only then did he realize that he had been deceived by the infinite skill and momentum?

Wu Zhou felt guilty, but he couldn't lose his momentum: "That was all in the past!"

"Yes, it was all in the past." Xiao Yunxian thought that he had helped so many people in the village, smiled softly, held the paw that the boy still placed on his head, carefully put it back, and patted his head by the way : "So, I've decided."

"You've decided?" For some reason, Wu Zhou looked at Xiao Yunxian's gaze at him, making his heart shudder, with an ominous premonition, "You, what do you want to do?"

Xiao Yunxian: "In the future, you should not go back to the town to follow those gangsters, but find a decent job. But you don't know anything, and you can only do some hard work when you go out, which is not right. So I thought about it and thought that in the future You follow me to learn some words, and it will be good to be an accountant in the future." This can also suppress the hostility of the other party and learn more words. In case he travels elsewhere in the future, he can also stay and teach Xujiacun kids.

This was what Xiao Yunxian thought of when the young man was in a coma, but he almost forgot to say it later after he fell into a coma after collecting herbs.

Wu Zhou: "..." No need?In the future, we will go to Beijing to be the emperor and the number one hero. What kind of literacy should we learn?

What's more, he would have been able to!But Xu Erzhou won't...

Wu Zhou swallowed silently: "Can I not learn?"

Xiao Yunxian glanced at the boy's wide-open eyes, and shook his head: "No. Since you live with me, you must follow my rules. Otherwise, leave after you recover from your injuries. You are not in front of me. Shaking, of course I can't control you."

Wu Zhou: "..." Why did he think that Master Xiao was suddenly smart when he fell into a coma?

Wu Zhou's eyes twitched, and after thinking about it, he felt that sooner or later he would persuade the other party to leave Xujia Village. Naturally, he would not need to learn anymore. In order to stay, he could only bear it for the time being.

Isn't it just to learn a few words?He would have been able to, just pretend to be stupid, and when the time comes, he will be stubborn and ignorant, and let Mr. Xiao give up by himself.

In the next few days, Wu Zhou and Xiao Yunxian will take good care of their injuries. Most of the injuries on Xiao Yunxian's body are scratches from small branches, and they will be able to go to the ground the next day. He injured his arm, but he needs to take care of it for a while.

After Master Xiao recovered after a few days, he went to school, and came back to cook for him when it was time to eat.

Wu Zhou found that this body has a particularly strong recovery ability, but it also has a shortcoming: eating too much.

If you don't have enough to eat, you will feel uncomfortably hungry, which makes Wu Zhou feel bored lying on the bed. What you look forward to most every day is three meals a day, and what you least expect is before going to bed at night.

After taking a shower at night, Master Xiao taught so many little ones during the day, it wasn't enough, he had to learn a few words first for this big guy.

Wu Zhou felt a headache looking at those words, but he still wanted to read: "At the beginning of human beings... Oh, people, this is a human, this is it, yes, yes, master, you are right, this is a pig..."

Master Xiao corrected him seriously: "It's not a pig, it's the beginning of... the beginning of man, come, follow me and read it again." Wu Zhou: "Oh... the beginning of man..."

Master Xiao was relieved: "That's right, come on, let's read it again separately. This is a person, this is it, and this is the beginning."

Wu Zhou stared at it with staring eyes, wondering when this f*ck would be the end, dragged his voice unwillingly and said: "This is a human, this is a... this is, a pig..."

Master Xiao: "..."

Every time at this time, Wu Zhou looked at him innocently: "Master, what's wrong with you? Isn't it a pig? Hehehe, hehehe, it's delicious~"

Master Xiao was even more helpless: "You, these three words don't mean to eat, but refer to when a person is just born..."

Wu Zhou groaned, and listened to Mr. Xiao rambling in his ears with his eyes open, tirelessly over and over again, and just wanted to cover his ears, but what could he do?This is the male lead, he still has to embrace the other party's thigh and wait for the other party to ascend the throne so that he can escape unscathed.

Wu Zhou insisted on listening, and when Xiao Yunxian asked him to repeat, he continued to interrupt. He didn't believe that Mr. Xiao would be so patient, and sooner or later he felt that he was not a man to make, so he gave up.

I don't know how long it took, when Xiao Yunxian repeated it again for the young man to follow along, but there was no echo. He turned his head and found that the young man had fallen asleep at some point.

With her mouth slightly open, her complexion was flushed from sleep, her skin was rosy and fair, and she was as beautiful as a girl.

Xiao Yunxian sighed silently, extinguished the candle, helped the boy tuck up the quilt, and fell asleep.

When Xiao Yunxian's steady breathing sounded in his ears, Wu Zhou opened one eye in the dark night, it was shining brightly, and then closed it again, the corners of his mouth could not help but curl up: perfect.

Half a month later, Wu Zhou's injuries were almost healed, and he was able to walk around with a cane on his feet. Xujia Village's voices about those bandits gradually disappeared, probably because they were afraid that the captured girls would think of it again. , and gradually no one mentioned it.

I heard that the people from the government acted quickly this time, and sentenced the bandits who were sent there earlier to death. As for why the bandit hills caught fire and died, no one mentioned it, and Wu Zhou didn't mind.

But this day Wu Zhou was sitting on a small stool under the pear tree in the yard basking in the sun. This was moved by Mr. Xiao before he left, so that he could bask in the sun and grow bones.

Wu Zhou was also tired of staying in the room, but leaned against the pear tree behind him and almost fell asleep in a daze.

But in the confusion of consciousness, he always felt as if someone was staring at him. Wu Zhou opened his eyes vigilantly, and there was a girl standing outside the fence in the upper yard. The girl wrung her hands and was staring at him blankly. Wu Zhou suddenly opened his eyes, and his pretty face blushed immediately: "I, I'm here to give, send eggs to benefactor..."

"Benefactor?" Wu Zhou couldn't help raising his eyebrows when he heard Xu Ru'e's address, sat up, stared at Xu Ru'e's red face, and thought, this little girl won't treat him just because he saved her earlier Are you paying attention?

Wu Zhou had a headache, didn't she look up to Master Xiao before?

Wu Zhou thought for a while, and felt that he would not stay here any longer, so it was better not to provoke the little girl, and said directly: "Miss Xu is polite, I am tired of eating eggs these days, I don't like them, take them back. As for the benefactor, even if I meet a stranger, I will save them. They are all from the village. It’s no big deal to save everyone. "

Xu Ru'e, however, didn't understand Wu Zhou's words, which meant rejecting people thousands of miles away, and she admired Wu Zhou's behavior of saving people without asking for favor: "Then...there is still a basket of duck eggs. Want to eat?"

Wu Zhou: "..." Girl, the question is not whether you want to, but whether you can?But it seems that I have been here in Xujia Village for so long... I haven't eaten duck eggs yet.

This master has a clean sleeve and likes to eat vegetarian food, which makes his eyes turn green.

Wu Zhou swallowed his saliva, shook his head with force: "No... I like to eat."

Xu Ru'e looked at the young man's staring eyes but said something that she didn't want to eat, could it be... Is your benefactor shy?Don't mean to eat free food?Can't help but look at him shyly: "Benefactor, wait."

Wu Zhou: "???" Wait?girl!I said I don’t like food, did you hear me wrong?

But before Xu Ru'e could go back to the next door, she suddenly saw a group of people in official uniforms brought by the village head. The group of people pointed at Mrs. Xiao's small courtyard. Xu Ru'e's expression changed and she ran away. Going back, he whispered to Wu Zhou, who was still squinting and basking lazily in the sun: "Benefactor, people from the government are coming towards you..."

Xu Ru'e seldom left the village, and when she saw people from the government, her first reaction was that they might not be the people from the government who came to find her benefactor.

Wu Zhou was sunburned lazily and a little dazed. Hearing this, he opened his eyes, sat up, and saw a group of people not far away through the fence. He frowned. He let Xu Ru'e go back first, so it was so quiet wait.

Wu Zhou was not in a hurry, Mr. Xiao had stayed here in Xujia Village for the past two years with a clean fortune and hadn't gone out much, so it was naturally impossible to come to him.

That's the one who came to find Xu Erzhou. Although Xu Erzhou had been messing around before, he was just messing around and didn't do anything illegal. Naturally, it couldn't be because of the past. More than a month ago, he lost consciousness about the bandits snatching the girl back.

It's just... If these officials wanted to praise him, why did it take so long for them to come?

While Wu Zhou was thinking about it, when those people approached, the village chief Xu Tou was very grateful to Wu Zhou, and his attitude was very good: "Xiao Zhou, this is the official from the state capital. I heard that you have made great achievements earlier. I came here specially to give you money. It was rewarded from above, you kid, why don’t you come here soon?”

Turning his head, he explained to the officials: "He broke his leg when he went up the mountain a few days ago. It's not that he was disrespectful to the officials. They took more care of them."

Wu Zhou leaned on crutches to the fence, glanced at several officials, and finally fell on the person headed by several officials. The other party was not very old, in his 20s, and he was dressed in the official uniform of an ordinary government servant. He was no different from the rest of the officials. It's different, but there is a jade pendant hanging on the waist of the other party. The jade pendant is of excellent quality. A number flashed in Wu Zhou's mind, at least worth a thousand gold.

Can an ordinary yamen servant afford such an expensive jade pendant?

Although Wu Zhou had doubts in his heart, he didn't show it on his face, and lowered his eyes: "Should the officials come in and have a seat?"

The man glanced at Wu Zhou, but frowned: "You alone subdued those bandits who killed people and robbed goods?"

Before Wu Zhou could reply, the village chief hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, it's Xiaozhou. Xiaozhou is amazing."

The man didn't believe it, he looked down at the young man who was half a head lower than him, he was thin and weak, no matter how he looked at it, he was the master of being pinched by the bandits.

Seeing his appearance, Wu Zhousao smiled "simple and simple", and scratched his head: "Uncle Xu, stop praising me, I'm even embarrassed..."

The other party smiled like this, but it was really a bit rustic. Just now, when he stopped there, although he was dressed plainly, he looked beautiful like that noble young man.

It's just that the visitor still thinks that the opponent's thin body can really deal with a few bandits who kill without blinking an eye?

He didn't show anything on his face: "It's so powerful, so I don't know if it's convenient for Mr. Zhou to show two tricks? We are all very curious, what kind of strange person can deal with so many bandits by himself? "

Wu Zhou deliberately "showed surprise" and rubbed his hands together: "Then, then I'll make a fool of myself."

After that, he directly pulled the belts of the two yamen servants who were close to each other through the fence, and directly lifted the two of them above their heads with ease.

Everyone: "..."

The leading person: "..."

The two yamen servants who were suddenly raised by Wu Zhou were terrified. They came back to their senses and hurriedly said: "What are you doing?! Let us go!"

Wu Zhou put the man down firmly, and continued to say naively: "I'm offended, there's nothing I can take advantage of here, I used to fight a few pigs directly without blinking an eye."

Those two people: "..." But they took a peek at the leading man, but they didn't dare to speak, they could only give Wu Zhou a few sneaky glances.

The person who came was quite surprised. He looked at Wu Zhou earnestly and looked at the thin arms and legs of the other party. He didn't expect that such a powerful person really existed in this world.

He believed it now, but he just looked at Wu Zhou with complex and disappointed eyes, then stretched out his hand, and the yamen servant behind him immediately handed over the prepared bag of silver.

Wu Zhou took them over happily, and took them out one by one in front of them, biting his teeth, making several people frown, and the person who came also frowning, with a final wave of his hand, he took them directly without even entering the yard. When the person left, the village chief hurriedly nodded and bowed to send him out of the village.

Wu Zhou looked at the backs of several people thoughtfully. If he read correctly just now, the eyes of those people were disappointed, right?

Could it be that the other party is actually looking for someone?

At first you thought he was the one you were looking for?

Wu Zhou thought about it carefully, could it be that the one who slaughtered Bandit Mountain was really stronger than him?

Wu Zhou rubbed his chin, something flashed in his mind quickly, but Wu Zhou didn't catch it, he heard footsteps hurriedly coming, he turned his head and saw Xiao Yunxian's handsome face, the other party hurriedly Going closer: "What's the matter? Is something wrong? Why did I hear that there are officials looking for you?"

"Someone is looking for me." Wu Zhou looked solemn and stared at him with a complicated expression.

Xiao Yunxian didn't show it on his face, and his heart skipped a beat: "Is there... something happened?"

Wu Zhou let out a long sigh, with a sloppy expression and said: "The official said that I hurt someone, and one of the bandits was killed by me. They... want to arrest me and send me to prison."

He pitifully grabbed Xiao Yunxian's skirt, drooped his head, and leaned against the fence to support his body, his voice was hoarse and pitiful: "I'm afraid I won't be able to stay here in the future, Mr. Xiao, you are a good person, from now on... be alone Yes, I'm going to prison, I'm afraid I'll be hungry and full in the future..." As he spoke, he lowered his head and wiped his eyes, as if wiping away tears.

Xiao Yunxian's face turned pale: "I, I will send you a prison meal!"

Wu Zhou shook his head lightly: "I'm afraid it won't work. I heard that they are from the state capital. It's a few days' journey away from here. I'm afraid it will be rotten when you come here... Hey, I will be arrested tomorrow. Tonight... can I have a good meal?"

Xiao Yunxian listened to the other party's trembling voice, and immediately said: "I'll make it for you! You can eat whatever you want!"

Wu Zhou shook his shoulders, because Xiao Yunxian's words shook even more: "Really, really? Really, can I eat whatever I eat?"

Xiao Yunxian felt even more guilty. If it wasn't for the villagers, he wouldn't... wouldn't...

He nodded heavily: "Yes! A gentleman's words are hard to follow. What do you want to eat, I... will buy it for you!" Even if the family goes bankrupt, the boy must be full and go on the road.

As a result, Xiao Yunxian was making up his mind with guilt, when he saw the young man holding on to the fence, his shoulders were shaking even more, and he was bending over to go down, he couldn't bear it, and he held the young man's shoulders to help him up: "Don't worry, I will go to see you, I will definitely go... um..."

Xiao Yunxian's words came to an abrupt end when he met the smiling face of the young man who raised his head. The young man laughed so hard that tears came down, his shoulders were shaking, his eyes were red, his eyelashes were wet, and he looked at him with joy: "Master Xiao, why are you so stupid? Ah, those are bandits, bandits who kill without batting an eyelid, even if I do kill them, I don’t have to pay for it... I’ve made meritorious service, why are you so stupid? So stupid?”

Wu Zhou originally just wanted to eat more meat, but he didn't expect this stupid master to be so easy to deceive, hey, he laughed to death...

Especially when the other party looked at him seriously and said, "I'll bring you prison meals", Wu Zhou laughed so hard that Wu Zhou almost couldn't straighten up...

Xiao Yun stared blankly at Wu Zhou, and when he finally realized that Wu Zhou was lying to him after a few beats, his handsome face flushed red: "You, you, you, you..."

He is a gentleman, he is not good at swearing, he blushes and has a thick neck, but he doesn't know what to say, he is so angry that he flicks his sleeves and turns around to ignore him.

It was just because Wu Zhou was staggering from laughter, afraid that his feet would be inconvenient, so he didn't shake his sleeves and leave.

Wu Zhou lay on his shoulders across the fence, looking at his wife's tightly pursed lips from below, his eyelashes were trembling with anger, no matter how he looked at it, people couldn't help laughing, he couldn't help stretching out his fingers to tap his eyelashes , the other party's eyelashes trembled, but they still didn't look at him.

Wu Zhou tugged at his sleeve and shook it: "Are you really angry? I was just joking with you... I was wrong, good master, dear master, the kindest and kindest master in the world, don't be angry. I'm angry, okay? I will definitely not tease you in the future."

Xiao Yunxian pursed his lips, glanced at him when he heard the words, endured and endured, and explained seriously: "Dear is not just used casually, you...don't talk nonsense, and adults, how can you shout casually?"

Wu Zhou looked at the other party's serious preaching appearance, and couldn't help being happy: "Okay, okay, I won't talk about it in the future."

Xiao Yunxian just glanced at him: "Don't do this again in the future."

Wu Zhou nodded, and when he sneaked a glimpse of the other party's face returning to normal, he coughed in a low voice: "The thing you promised earlier, is it still counting?"

Xiao Yun looked at him strangely.

Wu Zhou called out: "Don't you forget it? You can do whatever I want to eat. A gentleman can't follow his words. That's what you said."

Xiao Yunxian looked at him seriously, and suddenly his phoenix eyes lit up: "You can remember the eight-character idiom, yes, it seems that these few nights are still effective, so let's add an extra hour at night."

Wu Zhou: "..." No, I just want to eat!I don't want to learn characters!Is it okay for us to let each other go?

The only thing that made Wu Zhou gratified was that Xiao Yunxian really entrusted his neighbors to cook all the ten dishes he had listed, and Wu Zhou ate to his heart's content.

When the lights were turned off at night, in order to make Xiao Yunxian forget to teach calligraphy, he handed over the silver bag as soon as Xiao Yunxian opened his mouth: "Master Xiao, hand in the food money."

"Huh?" Xiao Yunxian was stunned for a moment, then gently shook his head: "I can afford it. The medicine has been collected for a lot of money in the past two years. You deserve it. Keep it for yourself. Find a job in the future , have a good time."

Wu Zhou: "Master, if you don't take it, I will go on a hunger strike in the future." Still can't cure a master?

Sure enough, the other party thought about it carefully, and took it after a long time: "Then... I will save it for you first, and you can use it later when you marry a wife."

Wu Zhou: "!!!" He turned his head stunned: "Marry, marry what? A wife? No need." He left after finishing the task, marrying a wife!

Xiao Yunxian gently comforted him: "Just talking nonsense, there is no one who doesn't marry a wife."

Because the two shared weal and woe before, Mr. Xiao changed his view of him, and these days, he has already regarded each other as half of his family.

Wu Zhou turned his dark eyes, grinned suddenly, leaned over and grabbed his sleeve, and said viciously: "Although that's what I said, I don't like how women marry wives, what should I do? Master?"

Xiao Yunxian didn't understand at first, but after a while, his phoenix eyes widened: "You...have a habit of breaking sleeves?"

Wu Zhou's heart thumped, and he nodded: "We'll see if you want to marry me or not."

Sure enough, the sour master's expression became serious, and when Wu Zhou was so proud that he was about to go to sleep, he saw Mrs. Xiao looking at him seriously, and said slowly: "Then... I will help you marry a male wife in the future alright."

Wu Zhou: "???!!!"