The male lead is crazy [Quick Transmigration]

Wu Zhou almost exploded because of this sentence, master, you are so capable, why don't you marry yourself to me as a man-in-law? !

But this thought was just a flash, Wu Zhou shuddered, forget it, the male lead will be the emperor in the future, he can't afford to mess with the local snake, and he is the biggest one, he smiled awkwardly and politely She smiled: "Master, I don't want to mention this matter, I'm just kidding you."

Xiao Yunxian looked at him seriously, and didn't know if he heard it or not, so he just put away the silver bag and closed his eyes.

Wu Zhou heaved a sigh of relief, and then quickly fell asleep. He just woke up the next day. He wondered if he had slept too much to raise his legs these days, and woke up before dawn.

Wu Zhou's first reaction was to turn his head to look at Xiao Yunxian, but there was nothing around him.Wu Zhou froze for a moment, wondering, where did Mr. Xiao go so early?When he sat up and glanced down, he saw a certain wife who had made a bunk on the ground: "..." What do you mean, what floor do you want to sleep on?

In the blink of an eye, Wu Zhou thought of the nonsense he said last night, and the corners of his mouth twitched: Isn't it?Do you really believe it?

Wu Zhou had a headache, probably because Wu Zhou's eyes were too focused. Mr. Xiao opened his eyes, his eyes were sleepy for a moment, and when he turned his head, he met Wu Zhou's eyes staring at him quietly, just sitting there, staring straight at him. Gou stared at him, frightened Xiao Yunxian sat up abruptly: "You..."

Because the room was too dark at first, when Xiao Yunxian realized that it was Wu Zhou, he was relieved and raised his arms to support his forehead: "Why did you wake up so early?"

"Master, shouldn't you explain what this means first?" Wu Zhou's voice was particularly resentful. He didn't dislike sharing the same bed with this sour master, but he first disliked him as a broken sleeve?

Xiao Yunxian was taken aback for a moment, smiled gently, and explained softly: "I didn't know your... specialness before, that's why... now that I know, it's inconvenient to take advantage of you."

Wu Zhou: "..." With feelings, he still needs to be grateful to him for thinking of him so much?

Wu Zhou felt like he was shooting himself up with a rock, "I said it last night, I was just joking, I just didn't want to marry a wife to tease you on purpose." He was defeated by the general.

Wu Zhou didn't know whether to cry or laugh, "I'm serious, Master, if you break your sleeve, I won't break it!"

Xiao Yunxian only thought that the young man was embarrassed to be too straightforward last night, so he said so, and he asked again tentatively: "Really?"

If Wu Zhou hadn't wanted to hit him on the brain a few times because he was the future emperor, even if he had a broken sleeve and slept through it, what's the use of talking so clearly now?Bah, I've slept in everything, why are these words so ambiguous?

But it's impossible to say something so blunt.

Wu Zhou's dark eyes turned around, and he chose a more decisive way: "Of course it's true, besides, don't say that I have broken sleeves, or broken sleeves... I can't see it even if I have infinite strength. A weak chicken like you... No, no, don’t look at me like that, I’m just making an analogy. You’re not a weak chicken..."

Wu Zhou's voice became lower and lower, and he took a peek at the pair of phoenix eyes in the darkness that had dimmed after being surprised.

Isn't this stimulated by Master Xiao?

Xiao Yunxian didn't say anything in the end, he just got up to wash and make breakfast.

Wu Zhou was in fear all day long, but seeing that Master Xiao still remembered to cook for him when he came back, he thought that the other party was not such a stingy person.

As a result, Wu Zhou thought too much, Master Xiao was not only stingy, he also held grudges.There are two specific manifestations. The first point is that Master Xiao did not lie back on the bed and continued to sleep on the floor; the second point was that the medicine Wu Zhou drank that night was several times more bitter, and he almost gulped it down and spit it out.

When he was about to spit it out, Xiao Yunxian was sitting not far away flipping through a book without raising his head: "I bought it with your money, one pair of silver."

Wu Zhou swallowed it with a "gudong", and when he frowned and barely finished drinking, he was shocked: "Are you being cheated? What kind of medicine is a tael of silver?"

Unexpectedly, Master Xiao put together the slips and said, "Forgot, it's not one tael of silver for a set of medicine, but the three new robes I bought for you, a total of one tael."

Wu Zhou looked at him silently: "..." He wouldn't believe it if this guy didn't do it on purpose.

Wu Zhou finally apologized sincerely. He shouldn't dislike his master's lack of strength, his unrestrained speech, he shouldn't use force to win people, he abandons evil and pursues good, and he will definitely correct his evil and return to the good in the future, and listen to his master's teachings.

Xiao Yunxian listened to the other party's random idioms, and couldn't laugh or cry, but... still pursed his lips: "Are you serious?"

Wu Zhou nodded obediently.

Xiao Yunxian: "Since that's the case, go to school with me tomorrow. Apart from the inconvenience of walking, your legs are almost healed. Go and learn something as soon as possible."

Wu Zhou: "..." The nightmare...is this about to start?

Wu Zhou swallowed his saliva, looked at his wife who was silent and staring at him: "Can... not go?"

"I can't." Xiao Yunxian said decisively, with a deadpan expression on his face, quite capable of bluffing people.

Wu Zhou was entangled, the other party was the male lead, the future emperor, so he couldn't afford to offend him, but if he went, wouldn't he have to endure being lectured all day long?

But between offending the future emperor and listening to the scriptures, Wu Zhou thinks he should choose the latter.

If he could persuade the other party to leave Xujiacun before his leg injury healed, he wouldn't have to be "poisoned".

Xiao Yunxian just kept looking at him, until Wu Zhou nodded, then Xiao Yunxian got up: "Even so, let's rest earlier." When he walked over, he put away the floor mat by the way.

Wu Zhou watched the whole process, rolled up the bed from the other party, and then put the brocade quilt pillow beside him, blinked, and regained his senses: "No... Didn't you say that you don't want to take advantage of me?"

Xiao Yunxian had already lay down, heard the words, and tilted his head: "But you didn't say you were joking? What's more, even if it's true, you still don't like me? Since we are all brothers, there is no need to see others like this. gone."

Wu Zhou: "..." Then he has been so stingy all day long and what happened just now... is it because he tricked him into going to school?

When Wu Zhou thought it over and went to see the black-hearted master, the other party closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Wu Zhou: "..."

The next day, Wu Zhou was picked up by Xiao Yunxian, and after washing up and having breakfast, Xiao Yunxian carried him to the school.

Wu Zhou's face was paralyzed the whole time, and he had nothing to love in life.Especially when I went to the school, it was actually a bamboo building at the back of the village. It was warm in spring and cool in summer, surrounded by a large swollen bamboo forest.

Xiao Yunxian put Wu Zhou in the corner of the last row, put the crutches behind him, and arranged the four treasures of the study. Seeing that the young man was still listless, he patted his head: "It doesn't matter if you don't understand at first, I can go back Help you with tutoring tonight."

Wu Zhou looked up in disbelief: What, what?Evening tutoring?He forced a smile: "Master, don't worry, I'm very smart, I definitely don't need to make up for it."

It's fine to be "poisoned" during the day, but it will continue at night, he can drive him crazy.

However, Xiao Yunxian didn't believe it. He hadn't recognized the first three characters of the other party after teaching them for a long time.

Wu Zhou wanted to take a short errand at first, but whenever he was lazy, the master's eyes looked over with precision, so that Wu Zhou could only bite the bullet and listen. After listening for an hour, he felt that his mind was full of "human nature" Ben Shan", he stared blankly at Master Xiao: When will this day end?

Fortunately, Xiao Yunxian still had a bit of humanity, so he stopped when Wu Zhou was about to be unbearable, and let him rest for a while.

Wu Zhou breathed a sigh of relief, and as he left the hall, Wu Zhou was immediately surrounded by a group of children.

The normally chattering voice of the little guy asking questions has now become a natural sound, after all, as long as it doesn't matter, he can listen to anything.

It was the first time for Wu Zhou to answer those little guys' childish words so patiently, "Is it true that my sister said you saved her?"

"Can you really kill a cow with one fist?"

"My sister said that you can fly to the sky and escape from the ground, just like the fairy in the story book, is it true?"

"It's my turn, little Niuzi, you've already asked me twice... Brother Porridge, Brother Porridge, do you want to be my brother-in-law... My sister said you are amazing!"

"..."

Wu Zhou just wanted to laugh, grinned, looked at a group of small wax gourds, touched their heads one by one, and met their envious and admiring eyes, his tail almost turned up, and began to argue: "Of course I saved it. Not only did I save Xiao Niuzi's sister, but I also saved a lot of younger sisters... You said I killed a cow with one fist? Of course it's impossible? One fist? Do I still use one fist? I can kill a cow with one finger. It can crush a cow to death..."

"Wow!" A group of children were stunned, covered their mouths in surprise, and then entangled Wu Zhou even more adoringly.

Wu Zhou sat there, like a king of children, pointing out the world, full of vigor...

The bamboo leaves rattled outside the window lattice, and the sunlight came in and shone on the young man. With the young man's wanton smile, it seemed that his whole body was glowing. Xiao Yunxian, who was casually looking over, was stunned for a moment by his delicate and beautiful eyebrows. , the action of closing the scroll was paused, and the phoenix eyes stared blankly at the smile raised at the corner of the young man's mouth, and couldn't help but stare blankly.

But at this moment, the young man suddenly raised his eyes and looked over. Xiao Yunxian looked at the young man's expression of raising his eyebrows waiting to be praised, and the other party's eyes seemed to be filled with light, dazzling and shining... After a moment of inexplicable skipping, he quickly lowered his head and slowed down a few times before he felt that his heart had returned to normal. He touched it strangely and felt that he probably didn't sleep well last night.

Wu Zhou gave Mr. Xiao a strange look, why?Think he doesn't study well?It's all starting to make faces?

Wu Zhou glanced at him quietly, then looked at the children who were waiting for him to talk, and then came back to life, and lazily continued to brag about his glorious deeds. However, Wu Zhou went away after a few days and finally arrived On the first day of the first month when the master was taking a bath, a woman in a red dress came to the door.

Wu Zhou was sitting under the pear tree basking in the sun, when he saw a "Yo", Wu Zhou raised his head reflexively, and saw the woman with sharp eyes, who was looking at him up and down, pointing her orchid fingers across the air Nodding: "What a handsome young man, why don't you open the door for your aunt soon? A good thing is coming to you!"

Wu Zhou sat still, why did he think it would not be a good thing?

Xiao Yun was busy fetching water, and came back with two buckets of water. When he saw the woman, he frowned: "Aunt Li, why are you here?"

The woman's eyes lit up when she saw Xiao Yunxian, but she thought how many people came to him in the past two days, and she didn't like the girl in Xu's village, so her eyes fell on Wu Zhou again: " Of course it's a good thing, no... even if you don't go out, good things will come to you. Auntie, I'm here this time for matchmaking!"

Wu Zhou didn't realize it at first, thinking that even if he was a matchmaker, he would only tell Xiao Yunxian, after all, he was notorious. As a result, looking at Aunt Li's staring eyes, he felt ominous: This... no Could it be a matchmaker for him?

Mr. Xiao is a crow mouth, he is like this, can someone match him?People came to the door, and they still had to be let in. After Xiao Yunxian poured three cups of tea and put them on the stone table, Aunt Li took a sip, and immediately said: "You should be lucky, no, who said you have no luck?" No father, no mother, no one in the family, and a bad reputation in the past, but as long as you correct the evil... This time you have helped the village a lot and saved so many people. Some people have taken a fancy to you now! However, I need you to come to the house as a son-in-law, I wonder if you would like it?"

Aunt Li's last sentence was just a random question. It must be good to marry a daughter-in-law in Xu Erzhou's situation. However, whoever let the other party save so many girls this time, one of them may fall in love with him. In addition, after this kid got groomed, he looks... even more handsome than the prettiest girl in the village. Hearing that the state government has rewarded him with a lot of money, someone is interested.

Unexpectedly, the boy lowered his eyes but did not speak.

Master Xiao at the side was also silent.Aunt Li was in a hurry: "This is such a great thing, Xu everyone, can you give me a word? After passing this village, you will be gone. This girl is not good-looking. I like you but you have cultivated it." The blessing of eight generations. Mr. Xiao, please say something, do you think it makes sense?"

The conversation turned around and fell on Xiao Yunxian, who kept his eyes down and did not speak. Originally, this was what Xiao Yunxian had always expected, but for some reason in his mind, thinking of seeing the boy smiling a few days ago, he always I just look at the other person from time to time, and the more I look at it, the more I feel like I want to look at it more.

Obviously he should persuade them together, but when the words came to his lips, he couldn't say them.

When Aunt Li came, she was guaranteed a ticket, thinking that the other party would not happily agree?In the end, looking at it like this... this kid is still not happy?

Aunt Li thought for a while, and asked tentatively, "Xiaozhou, do you not want to be a door-to-door son-in-law? If not, we can discuss it."

Wu Zhou still didn't open his mouth. He was in a bad mood. Although he knew that the other party was just a matchmaker, he was inexplicably very resistant and didn't want to open his mouth. He was afraid that if he opened his mouth, he would blow him away.

Aunt Li didn't make a sound when she saw this, but suddenly slapped her thigh, don't you be shy?

Immediately smiled and looked at Xiao Yunxian: "Master Xiao, you also have to say something, Xiaozhou lives with you now, and you are considered half of the parent, so you can give me some advice to persuade you."

Xiao Yunxian's hands on his knees froze, knowing that he couldn't avoid it, he raised his eyes and took a deep breath: "Aunt Li, this matter is Xiao Zhou's lifelong event, he should make up his own mind."

Wu Zhou snorted, even if the master didn't have a brain to match.

As a result, before Wu Zhou could catch his breath, he heard Xiao Yunxian continue: "What's more, Xiaozhou is only staying with me temporarily. I... I'm not considered a half-parent, but..." Xiao Yunxian said He paused here, as if he wanted to find a suitable word, but finally he lowered his eyes and thought of only one word: "Borrow."

Wu Zhou didn't come up in one breath, and almost died of anger: "Borrowing?" Although it is true, but after getting along for so long, this guy said directly, before saying that they are brothers, now they are strangers who borrowed ?

Hearing Wu Zhou's high-pitched voice, Xiao Yunxian clearly heard the suppressed anger in the other party's voice, and his heart trembled. He didn't want to be the other party's so-called parent at all. He finally understood what the slightest discomfort was. ...

Xiao Yunxian breathed out helplessly, and was about to refuse on the grounds that the opponent still had two years of weak crown, when he heard a "bang".

Xiao Yunxian and Aunt Li stared dumbfoundedly at the handsome young man who just moved his wrist, so lightly, he broke off a corner of the stone table, playing with it like breaking tofu, and said, "Since we are talking about matchmaking, I don't want to hide it. After all, this is also my shortcoming, I still have to make it clear before I succeed, otherwise wouldn’t it be harming the girl?”

Aunt Li was so frightened that she almost sat down on the ground, touched the sweat on her forehead: "What, what?"

Wu Zhou raised his eyes, his eyes were dark, but at this moment, Aunt Li felt that the other party was gloomy: "I am actually a good person, but... sometimes I can't control myself, Aunt Li probably didn't understand, actually Those bad things in these years are not what I want to do. I really can’t control myself. I, although I have the talent of infinite power, but it also comes with mania. It’s simpler...that is, sometimes I can’t control myself. I'm tall, so I might get sick, so I just punched it down."

Speaking of this, in order to achieve the intimidating effect once and for all, he punched the stone table with his fist, and suddenly the stone table had another hole after missing a corner.

Aunt Li couldn't care about anything else this time, so she ran away, shouting as she ran, "Well, if that's the case... then forget it!" Just kidding, with the opponent's fist, who can stand the madness? ah.

What Wu Zhou said was not a lie. Xu Erzhou did have this problem. He fell down on the mountain before because of his illness.

Wu Zhou was in a bad mood, very upset, especially when Mrs. Xiao said "excuse me", which wiped away all the feelings of sympathy for these days. He didn't even look at Xiao Yunxian and was about to stand up, but he was caught wrist.

As soon as his skin became cold, Wu Zhou lowered his eyes and saw someone looking worriedly at the back of his hand, wiping off the slag that had been hammered on the stone table. Although he was not injured, it was still red, which made someone feel distressed. Yan couldn't help but said: "You can just find any reason, why do you have to..." Hurt yourself?

Xiao Yunxian's words stopped when the boy directly shook off his hand.Wu Zhou turned his wrist, and said lightly: "I have the final say on my life's affairs. Besides, I'm just a 'borrower'. Mr. Xiao, don't know where to borrow money because of me. I'm worried about staying here." After saying that, he stood up and was about to leave.

Xiao Yunxian's heart was confused: "I don't, that's not what I meant..."

Wu Zhou was angry and didn't plan to talk to him anymore.

It was the first time Xiao Yunxian encountered such a situation. He was at a loss. He saw the young man go back to the room leaning on crutches, and closed the door with a bang.

As soon as Wu Zhou closed the door, he immediately lay down on the door frame, watched Mr. Xiao's movements in circles, and clenched his fists: very good.

It's been so long, the hero still regards him as a 'borrower'?Can this work?It will not be good for him to be the emperor's number one confidant in the future.

At the beginning, Wu Zhou was very upset and hated each other.But then after venting those two things, the anger came and went quickly, but seeing Xiao Yunxian's guilt-ridden eyes, it was useless not to take advantage of this opportunity, and took advantage of the opportunity of guilt to let Master Xiao know the importance of him, The heavier the guilt, the more important the status and weight in Xiao Fuzi's mind.

Wu Zhou grinned, but waited to look towards the crack of the door: no, no one?Could it be...he overestimated his position in Mr. Xiao's heart?Is it really just a... borrower?

Wu Zhou felt as if he had been struck by lightning, returned to the bed, rolled up the quilt and thought to himself, Mr. Xiao has already collected his money, can't... be so heartless?Don't even come to persuade him?man?

Wu Zhou bit the corner of the quilt and thought countless times if the other party really didn't come to coax him, should he treat himself as if nothing happened?But... isn't this too out of place?

Wu Zhou struggled and fell asleep by himself.He was awakened by the scent, and before he opened his eyes, he couldn't help but sit up and moved his nose towards the scent, only to hear a deep chuckle, and Wu Zhou woke up immediately.

Opening his eyes, he saw the door, Xiao Yunxian was standing there, holding a plate of delicacies in his hands, while Wu Zhou's bed had already placed five or six dishes, the aroma was so strong that it hooked the glutton in his stomach.

Wu Zhou was almost captured, but then he remembered that he was still "angry", swallowed his saliva, tilted his head, and ignored it.

Xiao Yunxian smiled, put down the plate of dishes, and went out again without being in a hurry.

Wu Zhou took a sneak peek and saw that the other party went and returned quickly, and brought over two more dishes.

Before he stepped in, Wu Zhou turned his head away.

Until he went back and forth several times, Wu Zhou couldn't bear to watch more than a dozen sumptuous delicacies.His paws in the brocade quilt were tightly clenched: you can't move, even if you want to eat, you can't lose your momentum.

Xiao Yunxian finally finished serving, and handed over a bowl of rice: "Don't be angry, I apologize to you, you should be hungry, eat."

The other party's gentle words made Wu Zhou almost nod his head.But...be patient.

Xiao Yunxian's eyes flicked over the other's secret tongue and lips, and a smile flashed in his eyes. He looked at the other's lips, a little distracted, and lowered his eyes: "Don't eat? Then... I will withdraw it first, wait a minute If you're hungry, heat it up."

After all, he really wanted to take it back, Wu Zhou felt that his saliva was flooding, and said urgently: "Wait! Who said I won't eat it?" He quickly grabbed his job and ate hard, waiting for the first mouthful of delicious food to come in. Mouth, Wu Zhou: No matter who suffers, you can't suffer your own stomach. What kind of momentum, let's eat first.

Xiao Yun looked at the boy idlely, with a smile in his eyes, he let out a sigh of satisfaction: It seems that there is no need to continue to make a second and third meal to make amends.