The male lead is crazy [Quick Transmigration]

Wu Zhou and the others memorized all the topography of Lingyin Temple in their minds, burned the parchment, and then lay down and fell asleep.

His body is too weak, he felt extremely tired when he came back from the previous trip, and there is still a "battle" to be fought later, so naturally he needs to recharge his batteries.

Wu Zhou made a good guess. When he woke up, it was already dark. The monk brought the vegetarian food as usual, but he was stopped by the servant who appeared outside again, and it was Prime Minister Lu who stepped into his wing.

Prime Minister Lu didn't ask, he just pushed open the door. He thought that the young man who was holding on was probably asleep at the moment, but when the light came in, he saw the young man sitting at the table drinking a cup of cold tea. , leisurely and at ease, as if you are in a resplendent and luxurious mansion instead of a humble room in Lingyin Temple.

Prime Minister Lu closed the door with a gloomy face, put the meal box on the table, and sat down opposite Wu Zhou: "You are calm. Why, do you really think that the old man believes you?"

He had to admit that he believed it before, but when he went back and questioned his wife, and knew that the other party had been "soft" in the past ten years, he suddenly felt that he had been deceived. The other party was probably just a paper tiger and pretended to be calm.

Wu Zhou: "I didn't think so, Prime Minister, of course you don't believe it. I'm afraid you have already made a decision at this moment, but you just came to inform me. Before you came to Lingyin Temple, you just saved that you wanted Lu Taoling to be the crown prince. I have been paving the way for her all these years, but there are many people staring at the position of the crown princess. You have the heart but you are afraid that you will not be able to do it. Therefore, knowing that I still have this talent, naturally I will not give up. Even if my sister in the daytime I went to beg you, and you would not give up such a good opportunity, why, do you want to bet with me? Do you want to bet that I dare to fight you hard? "

A flash of surprise flashed in Prime Minister Lu's eyes, and then he narrowed his eyes: "I just found out today that among the four sons, you are the most like me, and you are so calm. But I really don't believe it. You have died once, the feeling of dying is not good, right? Are you really not afraid of dying again?"

He was shocked by the other party before, and really thought that he was not afraid of death, but is there anyone in this world who is not afraid of death?Wealth, luxury, and fine jade are all within your reach, "As long as you help me, you are my son, and I will not treat you badly. At that time, Taoling will become a princess, and when the old emperor dies, you will be the one who is under ten thousand people." The empress dowager above, isn't it good?"

The corners of Wu Zhou's mouth raised, and his slender fingers pulled away his face, revealing a beautiful face: "Since the prime minister is so good, why don't you let my sister serve the old emperor, and I will go to be such a good empress dowager in the future." How about being a princess? The left and right are the same, who should be the one?" The other party blinked innocently when he said this, and he was so angry that he couldn't pay for his life.

Prime Minister Lu opened his mouth to continue what he was going to say, but he was choked back, and he said after a while: "Prince...not greedy for masculinity. What's more, you are a man, and you can't have children. Are you going to hand over the land you will get at that time? Can't you give it to someone else?"

Wu Zhou leaned back: "Then why is the prime minister so sure that the crown prince will definitely be able to sit in that position? As long as he is not enthroned for a day, there will be variables."

Prime Minister Lu was also stunned: "It's absolutely impossible!"

Wu Zhou's gaze swept across Prime Minister Lu's distraught face for a moment, he was really like a father and daughter, and he said kindly: "Is it true that the prime minister begs the emperor to take back his life before it's too late?"

Prime Minister Lu squinted his eyes: "Zhou'er doesn't seem smart enough, dress up tomorrow, and I will send you to see the emperor. Since you don't know the face, don't blame your father for being cruel." Prime Minister Lu flicked his sleeve When he went out, he waved, and immediately ten servants came in and surrounded the wing room tightly.

Listening to the commotion outside, Wu Zhou finished his vegetarian food and let out a sigh of satisfaction.

At this time, the system said again in its mind: "Why are you in no hurry, host? If you are really attracted by the old emperor, you will leave Lingyin Temple. How will you complete the task then?"

Wu Zhou: "..." Who said I was going to serve the old emperor?

System: "Your body can beat those servants outside?"

Wu Zhou was very sure: "..." He couldn't beat it.

System: "Then you are not in a hurry?"

Wu Zhou: "..." So I thought of a method of "killing one thousand enemies and destroying eight hundred".

system:"…………"

Wu Zhou: "..." Look at the small system, Prime Minister Lu just wanted my face to seduce the old emperor, if there is no more, then it's fine, right?

System: "..." The system choked, unbelievable: "Host, don't mess around, you still have to persuade the hero to return to vulgarity!"

Wu Zhou: "..." Monk Wuyin is not lewd, does this face have something to do with persuading him to return to vulgarity?

System: "...It's okay. But, but you..."

Wu Zhou took out a dagger from nowhere, looked left and right, as if muttering to himself: "..." I don't know if the knife is sharp or not, but it doesn't matter, don't worry about the system, I did it When the hand does not shake, it must be very stable.

System: "Host, don't mess around! If you have something to say, speak up!"

Wu Zhou "sighed": "..." No need to wait, let's do it now, I am in a prison now, and I can't get anything better. There are a dozen servants outside, if not, if there is a medicine It would be nice if I could temporarily feel uncomfortable, but it's a pity...

After Wu Zhou sighed, he raised his hand...

System: "Wait! Yes!"

Wu Zhou paused: "..." Really?Don't lie to me, little system.

System: "..." The system said it out of desperation, and it was only after he finished speaking that he was very annoyed. After a while, he said, "But this is not allowed. If the host really wants it, he needs to exchange it with something."

Wu Zhou: "..." How about I exchange this so-called golden finger that seduces men with you?

The system choked: "...Host, what you think is really beautiful."

Wu Zhou grinned: "..." What do you need?

System: "One of the tasks needs to be enforced in the future, and the host cannot refuse."

Wu Zhou narrowed his eyes: "..." Forced?So is this a peer-to-peer exchange?

System: "If the host agrees, it counts."

Wu Zhou's phoenix eyes lit up, his fingers bent slightly, and he tapped the desktop. It doesn't matter if the task is mandatory. If it is a critical task, it needs to be completed even if he objects. If it is not important, it doesn't matter if it is mandatory or not. ?

Wu Zhou agreed happily: "..." No problem.But it is equivalent, so I should be able to choose which method to temporarily disfigure my face?

The system took a long time to say: "You, the host, always give this system the illusion that you have set up a system and stepped in step by step."

The words in Wu Zhou's heart never crossed his mind: Small system, that's not an illusion.

Since it is an equivalent exchange, the system asked: "Since the host agrees, then tell me the way you want."

There was light in Wu Zhou's eyes: "..." It is similar to the disfigurement of chickenpox, but it is not contagious.

The system's voice stopped again for a long time: "Are you sure about the host? Even if it's not really contagious, it's true in the eyes of outsiders..."

Wu Zhou: "..." I know.

It is precisely because he knows that he asks for this.

After the system confirmed that Wu Zhou really wanted this kind of thing, it made Wu Zhou close his eyes, but for an instant, Wu Zhou felt an extremely itchy and numb feeling coming up on his body, and then disappeared in an instant, just waiting for Wu Zhou to open his eyes. Looking down, looking down, he saw that there were many large and small blisters on his hands. He touched his face, and his face also had blisters, but other than the initial feeling, his body disappeared after that.

System: "The host's senses are temporarily blocked, and when the host needs to be relieved, the natural senses will also return."

Wu Zhou: "..." The small system is really considerate.

system:"……"

The next day, when Wu Zhou was waiting for those people to deliver the meal, he hid under the quilt with his back to them. The servants thought he was silently resisting, so they just put down the meal box and left.

In this way, there was still an hour before the favor requested by the old emperor, Prime Minister Lu stood in Wu Zhou's wing again wearing a specially-made costume.

He waved his hand to let everyone back down, and then he stepped forward, his eyes wide open, as long as it is done tonight, the position of the princess will not belong to their daughter of the Lu family: "Zhou'er, it's almost time, It's time to get up and dress up. Your Majesty, I'm waiting for you to surprise him."

Wu Zhou was lying on the bed with his back to him. Hearing this, he grinned at the corner of his mouth and revealed a smirk. He answered as he sat up and turned around at the same time: "Really? Why don't you... I'll give the prime minister a first." It’s good to be surprised. I’m just afraid of the prime minister, so don’t be surprised or happy.”

Almost instantly, Wu Zhou sat up straight and faced Prime Minister Lu. When he raised his head, his entire face was exposed. The appearance made Prime Minister Lu so frightened that he couldn't hold back his voice even though he was calm, and took two steps back. His eyes widened: "You, you, you, you...how could you..."

Wu Zhou: "I warned the prime minister before, but the prime minister didn't believe it. If the emperor knows that there is a person who can infect chickenpox in the courtyard of the prime minister's family, will you be affected?"

Prime Minister Lu choked for breath, how could it be such a coincidence?Is he faking it?

Prime Minister Lu stepped forward to touch it to make sure it was true, but he was afraid that it was true, so he took two steps back suddenly and walked a few steps quickly. He was so angry that he could only block the news immediately and send someone to call for a doctor.

How did he get such a disease by such a coincidence?Chickenpox is contagious. If the emperor knew that there was one in the Lu family, the emperor would not want Taoling to serve the emperor, let alone Tao Ling.

The doctor quickly invited in secretly. They were specially raised by the Lu family. It was very credible. After checking and confirming that it was, Prime Minister Lu almost exploded.

At this time, it was only half an hour before he left to see the emperor, Prime Minister Lu gritted his teeth, and gave Wu Zhou a hard look, he could only lead the people away quickly, before leaving, he was guarded there, and he was not allowed to go out.

After Prime Minister Lu left, Wu Zhou looked at the closed door, changed into a shabby robe, tied a cloak outside, put on a hood, picked up a chair, and opened the door directly. smashed open.

When he walked out, more than a dozen servants quickly surrounded them. Wu Zhou glanced at their faces, and then put the hood down directly, revealing that face: "I know why your master left suddenly Is it? Because of this, I have chickenpox, if the emperor knows that you have been in contact with someone who has chickenpox, will you survive?"

A dozen people were dumbfounded: "..."

Wu Zhou narrowed his eyes: "Get out of the way."

A dozen or so people followed him, quickly backed away, looked at each other, and trembled all over.

When Wu Zhou walked out of the garden, he put on his hood again, lowered his head and walked all the way forward. The layout of the entire Lingyin Temple appeared in his mind, and he quickly walked to the back mountain along the nearest road.

The destination is naturally the residence of Monk Wuyin.

The system probably only noticed when Wu Zhou set foot on the back mountain, and after a ding, he asked strangely, "Host, what are you doing here? Are you here to persuade the male lead to return to vulgarity?" How is this possible?

Wu Zhou: "..." Who said I'm going to persuade the hero to return to vulgarity?I am now abandoned by my "family", and I have an "incurable disease" and "contagion".

system:"…………"

Wu Zhou looked at a bamboo building that appeared from a distance in front of him. A tall monk was walking out with two buckets and came towards this side. The corners of his mouth curled up: "..." Of course, if you can When I find a kind little master who is willing to save me, take me in, and take pity on me, I am naturally willing to "live".

system:"…………"

It was only at this time that the system recalled what Wu Zhou was going to do. From the time he proposed the "fake chicken pox" and "disfigurement", he had already thought about what to do next.

In this way, he was able to kill three birds with one stone directly, and one of them exposed Prime Minister Lu's plot to be a daughter-in-law, so that he had to guard his only daughter-in-law and become a princess in the future. Two, if he has chickenpox, he will be completely abandoned by the Lu family, and he can successfully stay in Lingyin Temple; three, there is a saying in Buddhism, who will go to hell if I don’t go to hell? Awareness, I am afraid that I am very happy to take in such a "world-weary poor man".

Wu Zhou walked in the mountains and forest step by step, looking at the path in front of him with dead eyes, but without any focal length.

Until Wu Yin passed by, the hood covering his head was inadvertently brushed off, and the chickenpox on his face clearly fell into Wu Yin's eyes. Wu Zhou also looked at the phoenix eyes, but the clear phoenix eyes that I saw yesterday were empty at the moment.

There were waves on Wu Yin's calm face.He didn't move, turned around as Wu Zhou was heading up the mountain, realized something, took two quick steps, and called Wu Zhou: "Little benefactor, stay a step."

Wu Zhou turned his back to him, but did not turn his head back, his clear voice was hoarse and illusory at the moment: "Little Master, just pretend that you have never seen me today, the suffering in the world is too hard to drink, there are thousands of people in the world, but no one can overcome it." Me. They all avoid me like a snake and a scorpion, like a flood and a beast. I have never harmed anyone, but I have ended up in such a state. If the little master recites this one-sided fate, would you like to recite a mantra for me after death?"

Following this sentence, Wu Zhou slowly turned around and stood on the stone steps. A distance away, the wind lifted his flapping clothes, as if it would disappear in front of his eyes in an instant.

Wu Yin's cold phoenix pupils shrank suddenly, and suddenly walked forward quickly. Before Wu Zhou left again, he stopped suddenly in front of him. There was no fear in the face all over the place, and the blue monk's robe was blown by the wind, which attracted Wu Zhou's eyes: "...Poor monk, I wish to save you."