The male lead is crazy [Quick Transmigration]

Wu Zhourao had predicted this scene a long time ago, but when he really heard and saw it, there was still a momentary shock.

The whole body of the pious man in front of him seemed to be dyed golden by the last afterglow of the setting sun at that moment, dazzling his eyes.For a moment, he couldn't think of anything at all, and just stared straight at the monk in front of him.

In a moment, he came back to his senses, raised his hand, and at the same time brushed down a strand of black hair that covered his eyes by the wind with his fingers, he pushed back the hair that covered most of his face, and moved closer. There was almost only two inches away from Wu Yin's face: "Walk me? Little master, you can see clearly, this is not an ordinary disease, this is chickenpox, an incurable disease that can kill people, are you not afraid of death?"

Wu Yin's eyes were still unafraid, as if to convince Wu Zhou, even when his face, which was so ugly that it was only imagined, was so enlarged and approached, he didn't move at all: "There is no joy in life, and no fear in death. Save others Life is better than building a seven-level pagoda."

Wu Zhou's phoenix eyes sparkled: "But if you save me, but you are dead, little master?"

Wu Yin: "All living beings are equal. If I exchange my life for a small benefactor, one life is worth one life, and there is no loss; if the benefactor can survive the catastrophe, it will be two lives. My Buddha is merciful."

All in all, from the point of view of this monk Wuyin, if one dies and one survives, it is not a loss; if two survive, it is a gain.

Wu Zhou straightened his body slowly: "But... what if we are all dead?"

Wu Yin was stunned for a moment, then the corners of his mouth raised in a very shallow arc, his eyes were lowered, his expression pious: "This is the doom of the poor monk, and it has nothing to do with the little benefactor."

Wu Zhou stared fixedly at the monk standing two steps below him, and did not speak again.

Probably it was Wu Zhou's silence that made Wu Yin think that he didn't believe him, and when he raised his eyes, he saw the young man's phoenix eyes sparkling startlingly, and the corners of his mouth curled up: "That's it, from now on... I'll trouble my little master. "

There was neither sadness nor joy in Wu Yin's eyes, but Wu Zhou still noticed that the veins on the back of his tightly clasped hands had calmed down, and lowered his eyes: "Amitabha."

Wu Zhou entered the hall and lived in the bamboo building of Monk Wuyin. It was just a small two-story building with a suspended first floor and a pond below. , are the vegetables grown by Monk Wuyin, and the second floor is used as a place to meditate and rest.

Because of Wu Zhou's arrival and the "chicken pox" on his body, Wu Yin gave up the second floor to Wu Zhou, closed the doors and windows, and left after giving instructions.

Wu Zhou looked around, didn't care about it, just found three futons at random, and lay down.

After Wu Zhou left, Prime Minister Lu was tricked, but the old emperor was still waiting for him to bring him over. If something happened to him, he would either go there empty-handed or bring Lu Taoling over there.

If it was the latter, once he sent his only prostitute daughter there, the position of the crown princess would have nothing to do with his Lu family.But the old emperor is old, even if he can be favored, it will only be a few years. If the daughter of his deadly enemy becomes the crown princess and queen, in the future... his Lu family will be completely defeated, so , he couldn't send Lu Taoling there.

But if it's the former, the old emperor's mind is unpredictable, and he doesn't know what will happen if he leaves empty-handed.Prime Minister Lu was going to the emperor's residence while thinking about it in his heart. Finally, at the fork in the road, he glanced at Lu Taoling's residence, and gritted his teeth: I can only bet, I can only bet that he can help Taoling. Take the position of the crown princess, otherwise, offend the emperor, and lose the big tree of the crown prince... How can the end of his Lu family be miserable.

When Prime Minister Lu went to see the old emperor, he immediately asked people to bring a gift list to see Concubine Feng. He could only bleed heavily. I hope that Concubine Feng is enough to please the old emperor, so that the emperor will not hold grudges for his actions today.

Prime Minister Lu went to see the old emperor, knelt down as soon as he entered, and expressed his intention of coming. The old emperor lay on his side on the couch and didn't say anything, but just closed his eyes and let the beautiful maid hold his shoulders for him. Xiang, it was already dark and the temperature on the mountain had cooled down, but he was sweating profusely.

I don't know how long it took before the old emperor opened his eyes as if he had just woken up: "Since I don't have this fate with Aiqing's daughter, then that's fine. Step back."

The old emperor waved his hand, and the eunuch standing behind him bowed his waist to greet him immediately, and let Prime Minister Lu out. When Prime Minister Lu turned around, he gave the eunuch a stack of bank notes, and the latter took it. Prime Minister Lu Only then wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and left.

When he walked out, he happened to have a face-to-face meeting with Concubine Feng who had come, and then Prime Minister Lu was really relieved. Two people close to the emperor interceded, and perhaps they could barely calm the emperor's anger.

The eunuch came back bowed again, spread out his hands, and handed over the bank note: "Your Majesty, this is from the prime minister to this old slave."

The old emperor just squinted, with a calm expression, and the bottom of his chaotic eyes was calm, and he closed his eyes again: "Well, what is the reason why he dragged on for these two days?"

The eunuch had cold sweat dripping down his forehead, and he respectfully reported: "There was some trouble at the Lu family yesterday. I heard that the youngest son of the prime minister jumped into the lake. Afterwards, the prime minister went to see it and sent someone to guard it. More than an hour ago , The prime minister took people to the residence of the fourth son again, called the doctor, and then sent someone to find Concubine Feng, and came here again."

Every time the eunuch said a word, he suppressed the uneasiness in his heart, for fear that he would bear the wrath of Longwei in the next moment.

The old emperor still didn't respond, he hummed, and following the announcement from outside the door that Concubine Feng would arrive, the old emperor waved his hand: "Let him in."

The eunuch breathed a sigh of relief, and when he bowed forward, his eyes fell on one spot, and he couldn't help thinking: The prime minister may be mistaken for his cleverness this time.

What beauty has the emperor never seen?If you don't want to, you can just speak up. Now that it's been changed a few times, and the concubine of the male harem is involved, I'm afraid it's...

Prime Minister Lu was trembling with fear on the way back, and he was relieved when he learned that Concubine Feng had coaxed the old emperor to great joy and was proud to stay to serve him.

Only then did he secretly grit his teeth and think of the little beast who should have rushed to this critical moment and had chickenpox, but as soon as he passed by, he was in vain. The dozen or so guards looked at each other and told Wu Zhou what he said before he left. After thinking about it for a while, he finally said uneasy: "...Master, we won't, won't we be dealt with together?"

Prime Minister Lu's heart skipped a beat. He was only worried about Tao Ling's affairs before, and almost forgot about it. He couldn't let this little bastard implicate the entire Lu family. His eyes widened: "Don't worry, the old man is such a cruel person You must keep this matter a secret. When you return to Beijing, if you are not infected, the old man will treat you well; if you are infected, the old man will give you a lot of funeral expenses, so don't worry. As for that... ...don't look any further, just let him die on his own."

He dared to run away after suffering from an incurable disease, he just pretended that such a little beast had never been born.

The old emperor sent someone to give orders early the next morning, and immediately set off to return to the palace.

Prime Minister Lu seemed to have never brought this youngest son, and the whole group went back to the palace.But Wu Zhou, who he called "fend and die on its own", lived a comfortable life.

The system temporarily shielded his senses, so he couldn't feel the itching and pain. Monk Wu Yin went back soon and brought him not only the medicine, but also the medicine to smear. After taking the decoction and the medicine, He also rested, and when he woke up the next day, Wu Yin had already gone out.

When he returned to the cage after another night of sleep, Monk Wuyin had already returned. He also bought a lot of things and made breakfast. It was very simple, clear porridge with a plate of green vegetables, no oil, scalded with pure hot water.

Wu Zhou didn't dislike it either, after all he didn't feel it at the moment, after using it, he asked Wu Yin through the door: "Has the emperor left Lingyin Temple?"

Wu Yin went out this time to find his master, and after explaining the reason, he stopped going to the front yard for morning and evening classes from today onwards.

Wu Yin was meditating at first, but he opened his eyes in surprise when he heard the words, but he didn't turn his head back: "The little benefactor guessed right, all the people in the group have already left."

"Little Master, isn't he curious about my identity?" Wu Zhou put the three futons together, lay there, and looked sideways at the blue figure reflected in the crack of the door.

Wuyin said: "If the little benefactor is willing to speak, the poor monk will listen to him; if the little benefactor is not willing, it is okay not to speak." Since he is willing to ferry him, no matter what his status is, his decision will not change.

But Wu Zhou sat up, staring at Wu Yin with a pair of phoenix eyes leisurely: "I was not talking nonsense before. They all avoid me like snakes and scorpions. Guess who they are?"

Before Wu Yin could speak, Wu Zhou continued, "They are my father, my step-sister, and my step-mother. Emperor Yi fell in love with my step-sister, and my step-mother encouraged me to serve him because she didn't want her step-sister to serve Emperor Yi. The prime minister's father, but the other party agreed. I jumped into the lake in a rage and survived the catastrophe, but I got this incurable disease. Yesterday, I left alone, but no one looked for me. Now they have all left, and there is still no one. People remember me. At that time, I wished that I was the prime minister, and he was the kid who was manipulated by me. Little master, if you were me, what would you do? If it was little master, I regret why you are not the monarch who rules the world , but this Shami who is unknown in the back mountain?"

It was probably the first time Wu Yin encountered this kind of problem, and he didn't speak for a long time.

I don't know how long it took, and put my hands together: "Amitabha, in one lifetime, fame and wealth are like clouds and smoke; suffering is also a lifetime; expensive is also a lifetime; I hope the little benefactor will be relieved."

Wu Zhou looked at Wu Yin, and the corners of his mouth turned up slightly: "It's still the little master who is enlightened. If that's the case, then I can't be a person who stretches out my hands to eat and opens my mouth. Starting tomorrow, I will cook for the little master." How's the food?"

Wu Yin probably didn't expect that Wu Zhou was still discussing the eight hardships of life one moment, and then turned to eating in the next moment, and was stunned for a long time.

Wu Zhou said innocently: "Could it be that... the little master thinks that my vegetarian food is not good?"

Only then did Wu Yin say: "Since that's the case, the little master can do as he pleases."

So, the next day, Wu Zhou used the ingredients from the back mountain to cook three vegetarian dishes for Wuyin, a total of ten dishes, with two things in common: one, they were all vegetarian dishes; the other, they were all particularly unpalatable.

Wu Zhou watched Monk Wuyin swallow it without changing his expression, without even frowning.

In the next few days, the taste of his dishes improved every day until the last meal, which was comparable to imperial meals, delicate and delicious, but on the face of the monk Wuyin, there was no surprise, no difference.

On the 11th day, the system finally couldn't help it anymore. After a ding sound: "Host, you have been with the male lead for more than ten days, why didn't you persuade the male lead to return to vulgarity?"

Wu Zhou: "..." No more persuasion?Small system, did you not see that I have persuaded you twice?

System: "???" When?It has been watching.

Wu Zhou: "..." The day after I moved into this bamboo building, I persuaded the hero, if I give you wealth and glory, have you ever thought about it?How did the male lead answer me at the time, bitterness is a lifetime; expensiveness is also a lifetime; the male lead dismisses my persuasion for his prosperity and wealth.The second time, the vegetarian food I made was extremely unpalatable, and the other party ate it, and the vegetarian food I made was extremely delicious, and the other party ate it; the other party also obviously answered me, he is not greedy.

He used the splendor, wealth and delicacies to lure the other party into other ideas, but the other party was not moved at all. He ruled out these two types and could only continue to look for the third type.

As for why he cooks meals, on the first day since he saw the vegetarian dishes sent by Lingyin Temple, seeing the plates of dishes, how these things are made automatically came to his mind.Although Wu Zhou was surprised, he quickly calmed down.He has no memory, it can only be known in the past, it's just that after he doesn't remember, this instinct still exists.

The system was choked for a long time before he said in a daze, "Why didn't you just persuade me?"

Wu Zhou narrowed his eyes slowly, the system didn't seem to have any doubts about his ability to cook dishes, he continued calmly: "..." If you are in front of the system, I advise you not to be so, you listen to me ?

System: "...don't listen."

The corner of Wu Zhou's mouth raised: "..." So, since it's not obvious, it's coming secretly.With Monk Wuyin's temperament, as long as he is too clear, the other party may persuade me to leave as soon as I recover, so how can I continue?Besides, I have learned from the past once.

But this monk Wuyin is really not good at oil and salt, so... what is his weakness?

Wu Zhou was thinking on this side, while the system on the other side was silent: "..." Why, he suddenly felt a little sympathetic to the hero?