Princess wants to become a monk

Quickly fried the arowana, put away the pot, Mai Jiajia put the fried fish in a cloth bag, took some fruits, and some supplements for cooking, and left just like that.

On the way back to the Leng Palace, I didn't meet anyone. I walked halfway and looked back from time to time. As expected, no one was chasing me. The whole palace seemed to be so quiet. It was really strange.

The night is dark and the wind is high, and the dark clouds cover the moon. Is it quiet and only the sound of the wind can be heard.

It's eerie, like stepping into a haunted house.He hoped that there would be a few guards patrolling at this moment, it was better than seeing no one.Mai Jiajia felt more and more timid as he walked, and he didn't know how long he walked.

Finally, seeing the bright light of the palace garden ahead, an eunuch rushed out from behind the guild.

The Mai family also didn't care about their own identities, and forgot that they were not in Nanlin, so they hurriedly grabbed the eunuch who was walking quickly, "Hey, classmate, where are the people in the imperial dining room? but no one was found."

"Which palace are you from?" The eunuch was suddenly grabbed by the arm, and his expression was not very good.

"I am..." Mai Jiajia was planning to make up random words.

When the eunuch saw his clothes, he snorted coldly: "It's just a little eunuch, don't stop me, just go away." The clothes were the clothes of a handy eunuch, probably not assigned to the harem Since there is no master around the concubine, there is no need to talk nonsense, he still has urgent matters.

The eunuch shook off Mai Jiajia's hand in disgust, and left in a hurry.

But why is this little eunuch saying so strangely? Although he also knows that eunuchs in the palace are divided into grades, even if that person wears the clothes of a third-class eunuch, he is only one rank higher than the little eunuch. Bullish. "Aren't they all eunuchs? What's the big deal?" Mai Jiajia stared at the disappearing figure, vented his anger, and soon heard footsteps coming from behind Mai Jiajia hurriedly hid behind the tree , Under the shadow, I saw quite a few eunuchs hurrying past carrying a few injured eunuchs.

A lot of scattered people also heard the sigh of the broken-mouthed little maid.

Only then did the Mai family know that Yue Wuji was out of his mind, and since he was on a killing spree, not to mention killing dozens of court ladies and eunuchs, he even punished the chef of the imperial dining room.

There is a reason for the murder. Mai Jiajia thought of those imperial meals, maybe they were poisoned or something, but he also ate them, and nothing happened after walking for a long time.

Forget it, let's go back to the cold palace first, so many people died today, it's no wonder that the wind blowing on the body is full of ghostly winds, I guess there are many ghosts wandering in the palace today, you still have to go back to the bed as soon as possible, lest if you hit them If there is a ghost, it will be really unlucky.However, the ideal is plump first skinny.

When the young man saw the eunuchs and guards again, he hid left and right, rejoicing that he finally met someone, but sad again and again that he was too panicked to avoid blindly.

The flowers on the rockery were blown down by the wind, and Mai Jiajia couldn't help but gritted his teeth and said, "I'm lost, I'm fucking lost again. It's winding and winding, it's impossible to come back so quickly, right? "Gulula!" A severe colic pain rolled in his stomach.

Mai Jiajia's face turned pale: "It's strange, why does it hurt so much? I want to poop." A faint stream of heat seems to break through the back door and gushes out of you.

This feeling is too familiar, Mai Jiajia clamped his butt with all his strength, Nima, it's not early or late, but now I want to have diarrhea.

Mai Jia's family didn't dare to press their stomachs, for fear of adding fuel to the fire: "It's really overwhelming, it hurts so much, and the imperial food in the imperial dining room is too unhygienic."

Could it be because of this reason that the palace was stained with blood today? However, there is no reason why Yue Wuji couldn't find out the common croton laxative.

After finally taking some back, Mai Jia took a quick walk to calm himself down, and began to search around for toilets.

Although the palace is huge, he can find a place to solve it at will, but he still prefers to be convenient in the toilet after living in the 21st century.I thought I was just urinating on the side of the road at the beginning, and I was ashamed for two whole months.

Although my cronies and friends have done this before, but the Mai family was not too deep at that time, so it was only this one time, and it will never happen again.

Finally, the Mai family stepped into a relatively deserted courtyard, and the toilet built with wooden boards was right in front of them.

Because the imperial palace is relatively large and the halls are far apart, almost every palace has a latrine, and of course a chamber pot is also used. The latrine is only used to prevent sudden stomach discomfort.

When Mai Jiajia saw the toilet, he untied the cloth cord on his trousers along the way, just to rush in and get on the base when he saw the toilet.

"The latrine, I finally found you." Mai Jiajia wept with joy, enduring the stomach pain, fine sweat broke out on his forehead, usually half of the tiredness is endured.

The boy quickly pushed the toilet away, and didn't bother to check if there was anyone in the toilet next to him.

"Sloppy" the surroundings were empty and very silent, it seemed that only the sound of Mai Jiajia's diarrhea was left in the whole world.

Yue Wuji squatted aside quietly without saying a word, he had pulled for the third time.It was the first time to use the chamber pot in the bedroom, and hearing the shameful sound made Yue Wuji kill him. Yue Wuji had never suffered such a loss.

Later, after dealing with many people, he chose the latrine, not to mention not allowing others to follow, not even the hidden guards, just to save his face as the emperor.It's not that he didn't think about using a barrier to block it, but he just used a lot of spiritual power to arrange the formation, which consumes too much spiritual power, and there is no need to waste energy when no one comes to the toilet, so he didn't use spiritual power.

Crouching here, he had heard the boy's footsteps a long time ago, probably because he was stunned by the phantom array, otherwise, no one would dare to disobey his order to come.

Moreover, he was really familiar with the boy's voice.

"Well, ah, haha, so comfortable." Mai Jiajia sighed comfortably.

Yue Wuji heard the young man's moaning, blue veins appeared on his forehead, it was just diarrhea, did he need to let out such a ecstatic moan, and immediately, the young man's loud fart filled the toilet.

"d" Soon, Yue Wuji smelled a stench, and couldn't help but said angrily: "It stinks to death." After finishing speaking, the man shut up. Even though he also had diarrhea, he didn't emit such a stench. Fart, this boy wouldn’t be eating shit, right? Otherwise, how could it be so stinky, even worse than the filth that was pulled out. Jumping, although a little embarrassed, but separated by a wooden board, no one can see who is clear, not to mention that there are not many people who have not known each other in the palace, and they are not afraid of what the other party knows.

"Get out" Yue Wuji hummed a word eeriely.

Mai Jiajia belatedly said to himself: "Why does this voice sound familiar?" "" Unfortunately, he also felt that the boy's voice was very familiar, and he knew who it was.Ah, "I'm ready, take your time." Mai Jiajia seems to have guessed the identity of the other party, but he is not so sure. After all, he has been searching for a long time, and he can say with certainty that he should still be in the West Palace, and it is absolutely impossible for him to be in the emperor's palace. The bedroom, although most of the emperor's bedroom is quiet, but there are many quiet places in this palace.

Thinking of this, Mai Jiajia curled his lips, secretly thinking that he was too suspicious, there were so many people with similar voices in this world, and he couldn't imagine that an emperor could have diarrhea like this.Therefore, it is absolutely impossible to be that person.

However, wherever the eyes looked, there was only one piece of straw paper left on the stool where the straw paper was placed.

There is only one, if you can't grab it, you have to wait to wash your little ass with water.

His mind was quick and active, and in an instant, the boy, holding the paper was as fast as lightning, and the other hand rushed over hurriedly, not to be outdone.

However, the boy got it first.

Mai Jiajia exhaled, Nima, fortunately, I moved quickly, otherwise, I would not be able to wipe my buttocks, and the consequences, really, I dare not imagine.

Relying on the fact that the other party definitely didn't know him, Mai Jia's family confidently grabbed the toilet paper, but forgot that ordinary toilets would not have toilet paper.

"Give me the toilet paper." Yue Wuji is also shameless, so naturally he can't reveal his identity, but toilet paper must be in hand, after all, it is the only piece of toilet paper.

"But, I snatched it first, why should I give it to you?" Mai Jiajia held the toilet paper, struggled for a long time, and decided to use it himself.

"Give me" only two words, low pressure.

The Mai family trembled for a while, and didn't dare to wipe their butts. After thinking about it, it could be some prince, otherwise, how could they have such an aura?