Princess wants to become a monk

"Why don't you wait here, I, my slave, will find toilet paper for you after I wipe my butt." If Mai Jiajia hadn't been in a foreign country, he wouldn't have compromised like this. If it was his previous personality, how could he care about the other party's feelings? "Now, give it to me." Yue Wuji continued to say with air-conditioning all over his body.

With such a strong attitude, Mai Jiajia was terrified, but quickly shook his head, it couldn't be that person.

"Then we are half of each other." Mai Jiajia still compromised and thought of a way to get the best of both worlds. It's better not to wipe it clean than to not wipe it at all.

"Give it to me..." Yue Wuji's stomach ached more and more, because Concubine Li had eaten a lot, now, all the retribution came.Seeing that the man said only these two words, the last doubt in Mai Jiajia's heart dissipated. If it was Yue Wuji, who would have given you a chance to speak, he would have killed him long ago.And there was no one around to serve him. It seemed that he was really afraid of encountering ghosts, so he became too cautious.

This guy is probably the eunuch who sneaked in somewhere like him, but his aura is a little more aggressive.

The more Mai Jiajia thought about it, the more reasonable it became, and he stopped being cautious: "I said brother, I got this straw paper first, and I kindly shared half of it with you. Why did you still pick up Joe? I really thought Everyone else is as kind as I am, so don't let me down." After speaking, Mai Jiajia wiped his butt happily.

As if hearing the sound of someone wiping his butt, Yue Wuji seemed to want to shoot this impostor dead with his eyes. No one in this world dared to treat him like this and would not listen to him.

"You used it" If it wasn't for the fact that the man is squatting in the pit and unable to move, otherwise, he would have already taken this impostor away with outstanding appearance. After all, the other party was right next to him.

"It doesn't matter if you use it." Mai Jiajia snorted angrily. He was the one who snatched it first. Although it is indeed this man's advanced toilet, there is a saying that whoever snatches it first will own it. Mai Jiajia didn't want to leave like this without wiping his butt, it felt disgusting to think about it.

"How dare you?" Yue Wuji endured not to use his spiritual power indiscriminately, lest the wooden toilet would be affected by his excessive spiritual power. He did not intend to shatter the surrounding wooden boards just because of a moment of anger, , The posture of squatting in the pit was exposed to the moonlight.

So, he endured.

"Don't worry, I am a kind-hearted person who is different from someone else, and I will definitely help you find toilet paper." Mai Jiajia hurriedly pulled up his pants and fastened his belt.I want to see who the person next to me is, but I can't, it's so dark that I can't see it at all.

Besides, he quickly retracted it after just one glance, he didn't want his face to be exposed in front of others.

Although Yue Wuji was full of anger, he also knew that only this young man could help at the moment.If this counterfeit dares to obey the law, he will be out of trouble, and the other party will definitely die without a whole body.

Walked out of the toilet, really refreshed.

There are ten steps and one view in the palace, and there are many trees and flowers. The Mai family quickly found a moonflower tree.The moon flower tree has a strong trunk, lush branches, and leaves that are as big as two palms of an adult. It is best used to wipe buttocks.Just in case, Mai Jiajia also picked some for himself, so as not to hurt his stomach on the way back.

Throw the leaves through the gap above the plank door.

I only heard behind the door panel, the voice became more gloomy, "This is a leaf" "Yeah, it can be used to wipe your butt anyway, you should save the emergency first. I picked some myself and plan to use it for myself." Mai Jiajia said embarrassingly It's serious, it seems that I really intend to use it for myself, it's not because I'm afraid that my stomach will hurt again when I go back to the cold palace and I can't find the toilet paper.

"I want toilet paper." Yue Wuji looked at those leaves with twitching corners of his mouth, if he was just sullen and angry just now, now he is in a bad mood.

"I have to go back to the palace, I don't have that time." The Mai family was lying casually, but they were also very curious about who the other party was. If it was really a prince, they could take a detour when they saw the other party in the future, "Why don't you tell me?" Who are you, I can think about it and help you find the toilet paper."

Let him know that he can't ask any questions himself.

However, there came a very heavy voice: "Who do you think I am?" There seemed to be only a few people in this world who called themselves I.

That [-]% impossibility has actually come true Emperor, Emperor, Your Majesty" This slightly familiar voice is actually Yue Wuji "What do you think?" Yue Wuji only revealed his identity when he was really angry. He completely forgot He could summon the shadow guards to help, but since the words had already been spoken, there was no room for them to return.

From shock at the beginning to panic, and then from panic to anger, "You are the majestic king of a country, you don't use a chamber pot, and you come all the way here to go to the toilet, your head was kicked by a donkey, did you have a seizure?" There was no way to stop the words in his heart from shooting like a machine gun, directly attacking Yue Wuji.He is angry, angry, and Emperor Xiyue is very ignorant, he should be high above him, instead of having diarrhea with him here.

He kept convincing himself that Yue Wuji couldn't be so sick, and he wasn't crazy, and he didn't need to use a good chamber pot to squat here, but what he didn't expect was that someone really had a brain twitch and came here to squat.

Then, Enemy Road is narrow.

"What did you say?" If Yue Wuji hadn't been unable to stand up, he would have slashed that daring counterfeit. Mai Jiajia hurriedly covered his mouth. What did he do? Delivery? Soon, Mai Jiajia convinced himself to be calm, the night was dark and windy, the other party must not have seen who he was, and there was still a [-]% chance of survival.

As if he didn't hear Yue Wuji's bloodthirsty question, Mai Jiajia suddenly asked, "Have you seen what I look like?" This sentence was very long-sounded in the empty courtyard, as if the whole world Only this sentence was left, which sounded very lonely and weird, "Of course I didn't see it." Yue Wuji probably had a bad stomach, so he actually answered, although he didn't see it, but he had already Guessing who the other party was, what Yue Wuji never expected was that as soon as his words fell, the boy suddenly turned around and ran away.

Yue Wuji had never been treated like this before, and only then did he realize that the purpose of the other party asking that question was to think that he would not know the other party if he couldn't see the person, so the boy just walked away.

As if he was the only one left in the world, Yue Wuji stared at the dark green leaves hanging on the door with a gloomy expression.

It is absolutely impossible for him to wipe his ass with a leaf, so he had to contact the dark guard and ask someone to send straw paper over. After all, he may have to wait in the dark guard for a while tomorrow, and he will not be so majestic and terrifying.

Let him lose such a big face.

"Wu Chenqiu", you are really good.

Shuiben Shuimai's family ran wildly all the way, but he could only endure the pain inside his body. After all, even if he felt that there were no pursuers behind him, he always felt that as soon as he stopped, he would not be far from death .

Xuan'an, I also noticed the poor situation of the Mai family, and secretly sighed that the luck of the Mai family seemed to have disappeared.Of course, Xuan An knew that most of the reasons for this were because of him.

Of course, if there is a cause, there must be an effect, and the Mai family will know the reason why he was sealed on him in the future.

Sensing a trace of uneasiness, Xuan An asked, "Why is the smell of blood so strong in this palace?" I didn't feel this way a few days ago.

Mai Jiajia wanted to cry but had no tears: "Yue Wuji did it, there is no one else but him."

"No wonder the person watching you disappeared, but I could still feel it half a quarter of an hour ago." Xuan An's voice was a little puzzled.Mai Jiajia also seemed to have sensed something was wrong, he knew that the person monitoring him was always there, but he really had no choice, anyway, he did something against the palace rules a few days ago, Yue Wuji did not move for a long time, he thought The other party simply monitored him because his identity was "Wu Chenqiu".Perhaps even if the person monitoring him was summoned back, one of them would definitely be left behind, but he hadn't followed him half a quarter of an hour ago, so there must be something wrong with it.Half a quarter of an hour ago, the beating and killing of the court lady and eunuch had already happened, and the person had already been summoned to leave, which meant that a person who watched him was left behind.

So now, where is the person who watched him? He made a mark, and the location of the palace seemed to have moved.

"This month Wuji is probably the phantom formation, and it has no choice but to let you go."

"It seems that we can't act rashly for the time being."

Under Xuan'an's guidance, Mai Jia's family finally saw the door of Lenggong.

It was like seeing my own home, and I was about to cry.Now he misses the bland and unappetizing meals cooked by Grandma Liu very much, and also misses Yue Xiaoba's weirdness.

No one came after him. Does this mean that he hasn't been exposed yet?