After teasing a bully, every day is a Shura field

For thousands of years, the day tour gods have gone out to inspect during the day, and the night tour gods have traveled the streets at night, waiting for shifts when day and night change.But when the sun and the moon appear in the same sky, the two wandering gods will patrol the world together.

In the past, whenever the sun and the moon were in the sky, Yun Xiuli and Bu Tianyuan would go on patrol together. The former was brutal as always, while the latter was habitually taciturn.

The two little ghosts talked and laughed happily all the way, flirting with each other. After all, they are sixteen pairs of handsome men and women in their prime.Not only opposites attract each other, but also yin and yang attract each other. However, the two masters are puzzled and always stand in the middle to prevent them from falling in love.

"Let me see who is quietly holding hands again?" Yun Xiuli looked fiercely.

"The road is so wide, everyone stand aside." Bu Tianyuan's face was frosty.

The two wandering gods usually don't talk much, but they are a united front in this matter.Yun Xiuli's family is strictly controlled, and girls who dare to turn their elbows outside will definitely be criticized and educated by him.Bu Tianyuan believes that men should have ambitions, and talking about love is too late for patrolling and hunting ghosts.

But the two little ghosts complained privately that these two old guys have been single for hundreds of years, they can't appreciate the sweetness of love, and they say grapes are sour when they can't eat grapes.

Having worked together for a hundred years, Yun Xiuli said that he was not familiar with Bu Tianyuan, but it was not that he didn't know him at all.

"It is said that Bu Tianyuan was a son of a rich family in his previous life. He joined the army and fought on the battlefield when he was young. The most famous thing he did was to single-handedly take back 200 million taels of silver for disaster relief from under the noses of three thousand robbers and escort him back to Xiangyang. He was stabbed several times in the body, and died heroically. After his death, he was named the God of Night Tour and served in the Yin Division."

"Then what about your previous life, tell me about it too!"

"I don't have a past life, so I have nothing to talk about." Yun Xiuli's eyes darkened, and he looked up at the sky subconsciously.The blue sky is thousands of miles away, with white clouds fluttering, and I don't know which one that person is hiding in.

"It's fine if you don't want to talk about it." Luo Yesheng actually knew in his heart that this guy must have had a very sad experience in his previous life, and he might have killed his relatives, brothers and fathers righteously.

"Then tell me about Bu Tianyuan."

Yun Xiuli recalled again that when he was patrolling together, he would occasionally invite Bu Tianyuan to drink. The two of them showed their real bodies and disguised themselves as mortals. liquor.While sipping fine wine, while watching the orchid dance, the beauty is intoxicated.

As a gift in return, Bu Tianyuan will go to Xishi Lifang to buy desserts for Yun Xiuli.

"He buys buttermilk cherries in spring, frozen flower cakes in summer, and wild rice in autumn. Everything he eats is topped with cane syrup, which is so sweet. I really hate sweets. One bite will break my heart, and two bites will die."

Luo Yesheng chuckled, deeply impressed by Yun Xiuli's description.

"But he bought those things every time, and when I said no, he forced them on me."

"Then he likes to eat sweets, don't tell me if you don't like it."

As the two talked, they arrived in front of the Fuji Tea Restaurant in West Market. The sweet and greasy aroma wafted into the street, instantly arousing Luo Yesheng's appetite.This is the shop Bu Tianyuan frequented in the past, so the two of them turned into ordinary people and stepped into the shop.

It was still early and there was not much business in the store.When the proprietress saw these two handsome young masters, her eyes lit up immediately and she warmly received them.The two sat down casually, and Yun Xiuli ordered rice with cane sugarcane and wild rice, and a bowl of soup with soy sauce and sunflower.

The rice is steaming, topped with special honey sauce, and garnished with green vegetables and red beans.Luo Yesheng couldn't wait to scoop up a large spoonful and wrapped it in his mouth, his face immediately filled with happiness, "It's delicious!"

Yun Xiuli crossed his arms incomprehensibly, Luo Yesheng hurriedly scooped up a spoonful of rice and brought it to him, "Try it again, it's really delicious, I won't lie to you!"

"You—" Yun Xiuli frowned and stared at the spoonful of rice. The spoon he swallowed just now was used to feed others in a blink of an eye. He didn't care at all.

"Open your mouth."

Yun Xiuli looked disgusted, "I don't want to eat..." Luo Yesheng pinched his chin when he opened his mouth, force-fed the spoonful of rice into his mouth, and said with a frowning smile, "Isn't it very delicious?" tasty?"

"Ahem..." Yun Xiuli coughed continuously and almost choked to death on the mouthful of rice.Luo Yesheng hurriedly fed him the bowl of Soy Sauce and Sunflower Soup. After one sip, it was sweet and mellow, and the sweet aroma entered his throat, suppressing his anger that was about to rise.

For Luo Yesheng, Yun Xiuli was really annoyed and hated, but there was nothing he could do about him.

"Since you don't like it, then I won't be polite." Luo Yesheng ate it happily, and the little civet poked its head out of his arms and looked at him eagerly, as if it wanted to eat it too.He scooped up a small spoon and fed it to it. Unexpectedly, it ate it.You know, this little thing eats almost nothing except for absorbing his aura.

Luo Yesheng was so happy that he put the little civet on the table and gave it a small plate of rice to eat.He ate and ate, and even licked the melon on its head two times.The little civet narrowed his eyes and seemed to enjoy his touch.

Yun Xiuli frowned, unable to look directly at the wooden spoon in Luo Yesheng's hand.I ate it by myself for a while, stuffed it into his mouth for a while, and fed the cat again for a while, it was so disorderly!

But having said that, Yun Xiuli always felt that the face of the little civet looked a little familiar, how could the three blazing marks on the corners of the brows and eyes be somewhat similar to Bu Tianyuan's three dark eyes?

Maybe I thought too much, but if Bu Tianyuan had no choice but to possess a beast, he should find a ferocious white tiger and attach himself to a small milk cat.Besides, if it was Bu Tianyuan, he would have spoken a long time ago, how could he be a pet like this?

After dinner, the two of them were going to the Temple of the City God to ask the Lord of the City God, Ji Xin, for questioning.As long as you know which land gods were killed before, you can guess the approximate location of the corpses.

Begonias are blooming everywhere, and they are as bright as fire in the sun.The Town God's Temple stands among the thousands of bonuses, with red walls, green tiles and thousands of steps, and there is an endless stream of believers who come to worship.

Luo Yesheng was getting weaker and weaker. He didn't know whether it was the hot sun or the kitten was sucking his spiritual energy, so he had to hold Yun Xiuli and say, "Wait...I really can't walk anymore."

Without saying a word, Yun Xiuli grabbed his clothes by the back of his neck and picked him up.Luo Yesheng rolled his eyes and said, "You keep mentioning me like this, I don't want to lose face?"

"Then how about this?" Yun Xiuli wrapped one hand around Luo Yesheng's back, hooked his thigh with the other, and weighed his butt with his arm, holding him in his arms like a child.

Luo Yesheng was even more sweaty, "Forget it, you should carry me."

"I don't!" Yun Xiuli raised his eyebrows, and just carried him up the stone steps.

The first time Luo Yesheng was hugged by Yun Xiuli like this, Luo Yesheng was very ashamed, but now he not only has no sense of shame, but also put his arms around the other's neck deliberately, wanting to compare who is more shameless.Seeing the other party avoiding his eyes uncomfortably, and the red ears, he was overjoyed.

When the two came to the Temple of the City God, they found that the God of the City God was not there.Yun Xiu immediately went to the backyard to find a Zen room, planning to wait for the City God to come back.Luo Yesheng sat under the pine tree in the small courtyard, caressing the little civet lazily, and watched the women not far away drying corn.

Just when he was bored, a gust of wind suddenly struck behind him, making his whole body feel cold.He turned his head in horror, but met a pair of bright and evil eyes.

"You!" Luo Yesheng was so frightened that he fell to the ground, and the kitten in his arms also frowned.

"How dare you come to Town God's Temple!"

"Why don't I dare to come?" You Guang was hanging upside down on the tree branch, with his messy hair hanging down.

"Xiao Ye Xun, I'm here to make a deal with you."

"I don't make deals with evil spirits." Luo Yesheng ran away, but You Guang threw off his tentacles and wrapped them around his waist, dragged him abruptly, leaned into his ear and said, "This deal is right for you." It’s a good deal for you, don’t you really think about it?”

"You've been thinking about calculating others all day, how can I make a deal with you?"

The door creaked suddenly, Yun Xiuli pushed the door and walked out, saw You Guang was tying Luo Yesheng, he drew his knife and slashed at him without saying a word.Seeing the situation, You Guang quickly let go of Luo Yesheng and said, "Hey, don't do it, I didn't come to fight with you."

"Then what are you doing?"

"Let's be honest, you can't wait for Lord Chenghuang, I sent him away before you came, and I don't think he can come back in ten and a half months. If you want to find Bu Tianyuan's body, I can help you , can be found within seven days."

Yun Xiuli looked disdainful, "Why should I trust you?"

"I'm not helping you in vain. In exchange, I want to borrow the Ninth Mirror." You Guang looked at Luo Yesheng, "You used Meiyan Luo's Ninth Mirror to spy on my past life, right?"

"What do you want Jiushijing for?" Luo Yesheng asked in confusion, but soon guessed the answer.You Guang probably wants to use the Nine World Mirror to go back to the past and change the fate of himself and his sister.

Yun Xiuli sneered: "First of all, the Mirror of Nine Worlds is not with us. Secondly, even if you get the Mirror of Nine Worlds, you won't be able to use it. It will burn evil spirits like you into ashes, and you will never be reborn."

"I didn't say I want to use it myself." You Guang looked at Luo Yesheng with a smile. Luo Yesheng knew what he meant. Since he had entered the Mirror of Nine Worlds once, he could enter it a second time.

"In order to show my sincerity, I would like to take the two of you to find all the corpses. When you are satisfied with the inspection, I will lend you the Ninth Mirror."

Yun Xiuli weighed it for a while, "Well, let me ask you first, how did Bu Tianyuan die?"

"I told you earlier, I committed suicide."

"He can't commit suicide!"

"He committed suicide. Since you don't believe me, I'll explain it in more detail."

You Guangxin broke off a pine branch, walked up to the two of them, and said, "That night he was indeed very wrong, he didn't bring the night watchman with him, and he didn't go with Mei Yanluo, but came to Luhua Town alone, we were all puzzled at the time. , did he deliver it to the door by himself?"

"It was still raining that night, and he was standing by the Lugou River. His official robe was soaked, as if he had been drenched for a long time. I took a group of little ghosts and hid in the reeds to wait for an opportunity to attack him. And then the strange thing happened It happened, and I still have shadows."

You Guang wandered around Luo Yesheng, deliberately showing off, but Yun Xiuli urged impatiently, "Say it!"

"I'll show you two right now." You Guang said, looking up at the sky, "He looked at the night sky from this angle, and suddenly smiled, and I don't know who he was smiling at. It's hard to tell whether he is happy or not." Happy, it’s just an inexplicable smile anyway.”

"You didn't lie?" Yun Xiuli still questioned, he had never seen Bu Tianyuan smile.

"He really laughed. He didn't lie to you. After laughing, he raised his ghost-slaying sickle, and just like that, gave his own neck a hard hook, and hooked his head off." You Guang said holding up his hands. Picking up a pine branch, I imitated the throat-cutting action.

After listening to You Guang's detailed description, the two believed what he said, but they were more puzzled.Bu Tianyuan's method of death was too bizarre, even if he couldn't think about committing suicide, why did he go all the way to the ghost nest to commit suicide?

You Guang saw that the two were a bit shaken, and said again: "I only borrow the Nine World Mirror for one use, and I will return it to you immediately after using it, and it will not affect you in any way."

Luo Yesheng rubbed the bridge of his nose in thought, and suddenly had an idea: "Since Bu Tianyuan is dead, and Jiushijing can return to the person's previous life, why don't we go back to the night when Jiushijing had an accident and see him?" What happened at that time?"

"There is this method, Meiyan Luo has already used it, is it our turn?" Yun Xiuli choked Luo Yesheng back, and the two fell into silence.

You Guang saw the needle and said: "Why don't you find his body first, there should be new clues."

After thinking for a moment, the two agreed to cooperate with You Guang.

"Listen, you must keep a distance of more than five feet from us, shut up if you have nothing to do, and don't talk nonsense." Yun Xiuli set the rules arrogantly, and finally pointed to Luo Yesheng and said: "You Qi stay away from him, If your tentacles touch him again, I'll cut them all off!"

You Guang glanced at Luo Yesheng meaningfully, "Okay, okay, obey."

"I can't even look at it, and I'll poke your eyeballs!" Yun Xiuli yelled again, making Luo Yesheng puzzled, and even the little civet in his arms showed weird eyes.

"Then I'll close my eyes and head office. You should protect him tighter. You'd better hold him in your arms every day."

Hearing this, Yun Xiuli was about to draw his sword again, You Guang jumped up wisely, and instantly dodged far away.He had seen Yun Xiuli carry Luo Yesheng into the City God's Temple before, making love to each other. It seems that the two of them have that kind of relationship. These priests really know how to play.

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I sat up in shock on the way to code, and I didn't comment so much...