After teasing a bully, every day is a Shura field

The sky is as blue as smoke, the mountains are undulating and green.

Yun Xiuli raised his eyes and looked into the distance. Over this hill was Luoyang City, where some of the corpses were buried.Luo Yesheng struggled to follow behind him and said, "Brother, since you can fly, why do you keep walking? Why don't we just fly there? I'm almost exhausted!"

"Wandering God obeys the first rule. During the inspection, you can only walk. You don't even know this?"

"Then you take me flying quietly, as long as you don't get caught, won't it be fine?" Luo Yesheng hugged Yun Xiuli's thigh as he spoke, blinking his eyes, looking like he was waiting to take off.

Yun Xiuli supported his forehead with a headache, obviously wanted to kick Fei Luo Yesheng, but he bent down and picked him up, "Forget it, I'll carry you away."

"That's fine." Luo Yesheng grinned, no longer rejecting the other party's embrace, and sat in his strong arms with peace of mind, while swinging his calves happily.The little civet climbed onto his shoulders and lay lazily on his shoulders, with a very happy expression on his face.

You Guang followed the two from a distance, and sneered: "It's really hugging every day, it's shameless."

Looking up at the cloud-shrouded mountain peak, Yun Xiuli suddenly remembered that an old friend lived here, so he decided to take Luo Yesheng to visit, so as to have a rest when it was dark.

In the shadow of the green forest, a piece of elegant and simple pavilion looms, surrounded by pavilions, waterside pavilions and fences, and the courtyard is full of exotic flowers and plants, exuding a faint fragrance, and bees and butterflies are dancing.When the two came to the door, they saw the words "Mu Xianju" engraved on the door plaque.

"Are we here to meet the wood god?"

"He is a disciple of the wood god Jumang. His surname is Wen, his name is Jianyue, and he is known as Xiaomuxian. He has practiced in the mountains all year round and is proficient in the art of herbs and medicine."

While the two were talking, the attic door suddenly opened a crack, and a head poked out from the corner of the door.After seeing the person coming, the person opened the door and came out.He was wearing a green shirt, with a square scarf around his head, and his face was clean and delicate. He couldn't say how handsome he was, but he was particularly pleasing to the eye.

"It's been so lively recently, what wind brought Ri Xunjun here?" Wen Jianyue smiled and said, just as the cloud god left on the front foot, two wandering gods came on the back foot.

"Immortal Lord, don't come here unharmed, we passed by here, so we came to visit."

"There is nothing in the humble house, only the garden is full of flowers. The two of you came here on a tour, and it is really full of splendor." Wen Jianyue cupped his hands and bowed. He looked at Luo Yesheng and felt unfamiliar, but he knew his identity just by looking at his clothes. .

Luo Yesheng hurriedly bowed in return, and said hello to the immortal with a smile.

At this time, a gust of wind passed by, and the flowers and trees shook off a string of crystal dewdrops, all of which fell on the top of Wen Jianyue's head.He hurriedly brushed the water droplets off his hair, and smiled awkwardly at the two of them.I saw a small tender sprout growing at a speed visible to the naked eye in the wet hair on the top of his head.

"Hey, grass is growing on your head!" Luo Yesheng said in surprise.

"Oh... I can't pour water, or it will sprout."

Wen Jianyue raised his hand to pull out the tender seedling. Any part of his body would germinate as soon as it touched water. If it accidentally rained heavily, it would even grow into a tree.This is all thanks to his ancestor Gou Mang. As the god of spring in charge of the growth of thousands of trees, Gou Mang planted god seeds to every disciple under his seat, which will germinate when exposed to water, and will bloom when the sun shines.

Luo Yesheng chuckled, it seems that Muxian is the real man with grass on his head.He couldn't help holding Wen Jianyue and Yun Xiuli, put their hands together and said: "I think you two are very compatible, you both have the same color on the top of your head, you can become brothers!" After finishing speaking, he nodded his head heavily.

"Don't dare, I'm just a little fairy with shallow knowledge." Wen Jianyue withdrew her hand shyly.

Yun Xiuli also moved away from Luo Yesheng inexplicably, and said solemnly, "I'm here to ask Xianjun to prescribe a secondary medicine."

"Well, please come in, both of you." Wen Jianyue greeted the two wandering gods into the room, served them freshly picked wild fruits, and brewed two cups of fragrant scented tea.

Yun Xiuli spread his arm on the table, and asked Wen Jianyue to check his pulse, only to hear him say: "You are rushing to your heart, causing chest tightness and gas stagnation, blood stasis does not dissolve, you need to be less angry."

Luo Yesheng, who was nibbling on the nuts, stopped and looked at Yun Xiuli with a guilty conscience, and he rubbed his forehead wearily and said, "Then do you have any elixir that can help people cultivate their health and improve their temper?"

"You take a rest here, Xiaoxian will boil up a pair of elixir, I guarantee that you will feel refreshed tomorrow after drinking it, refreshed from head to toe. As for temper, this little fairy can't cure it." Wen Jianyue After finishing speaking, he shook his head and smiled, got up and went to the back pavilion to make medicine.

There are several wooden frames on display in the back pavilion, on which various spiritual flowers and fairy grasses are placed in categories.Wen Jianyue walked among the medicine racks, skillfully sorting herbs with a dustpan.A ghost suddenly appeared behind him, and said faintly: "Xiao Muxian, I also want to ask you for the side medicine."

Hearing this sound, Wen Jianyue was so frightened that he knocked over the herbs, and dodged in panic, "Don't come here!"

"Don't be afraid, I won't hurt you, I just want to ask you for side medicine." You Guang showed a smile that he thought was very friendly, but he didn't know that this smile was terrified in the eyes of the other party.

Wen Jianyue has always been timid, and any mandrill and wild ghost can scare him half to death, but because of his innocence and harmlessness, no ghosts and ghosts have ever tried to harm him.

"You, what medicine do you want?" He hid behind the medicine rack and asked cautiously.

"I heard that in the past, there were many concubines and nobles in the palace who couldn't conceive a dragon fetus, so they would send people to trek across mountains and rivers to get this fairy peak, just to come to Muxian to ask for a good medicine for good pregnancy. Once it is used, it will work. I also think Looking for a pair of pregnancy medicine, the medicine that can make a man pregnant, do you know if the immortal has it?"

Wen Jianyue was a little embarrassed, "It's against the law of heaven for this man to become pregnant, so why did I get this medicine that violates the law of heaven? But I don't know—why do you want a man to become pregnant?"

You Guang said with a smirk: "To be honest, those two wandering gods and I came here together. They have broken sleeves and love each other very much. Send me to quietly ask the immortal if there is any good medicine?"

Wen Jianyue was so shocked that his jaw almost dropped, "You, you are a fierce ghost, how could you be with Youshen? Besides, the two Youshen are not that kind...they are quite normal."

"Come here." You Guang hooked his fingers at Wen Jianyue, then raised his chin at the corridor, "Come and see for yourself, do they have broken sleeves?"

Wen Jianyue hid behind the medicine shelf and didn't dare to act rashly. You Guang dragged him over unexpectedly. In the thatched cottage in front of the porch, Yun Xiu stood upright and pinned Luo Yesheng to the ground, tearing his robe randomly, and Luo Yesheng They were swinging their arms and kicking wildly, yelling.

"This..." Wen Jianyue hurriedly covered her eyes, thinking not to look at indecent words.

You Guang smiled evilly, "Now you have to believe it, they both want children very much, and they started to disregard the occasion. So, do you have this man's pregnancy drug or not?"

Wen Jianyue hesitated and said: "There are medicines, but men who take them can only fake pregnancy, that is, they have symptoms of pregnancy, and can even give birth to a happy pulse, but they will not actually give birth to children."

You Guangyan glared, "Fake pregnancy is okay too!"

"No, if they really want to have a child, even if they take this pregnancy medicine, it will be nothing but a bamboo basket in the end, wouldn't it be even more sad?"

"No, they just want to experience what it's like to be a father. It doesn't matter if they are born or not. You quickly mix this medicine, and mix it with Riyoushen's medicine later, and let him drink it."

You Guang calculated viciously, he wanted to see what a majestic man Ri You looked like with a big belly and morning sickness, he would definitely become a joke in the underworld, hahaha...

"This—that's fine." Wen Jianyue reluctantly agreed, and You Guang repeatedly told him to do it, and left satisfied after confirming that it was correct.

At the same time, Yun Xiuli and Luo Yesheng were still tossing in front of the hall when a centipede came out of nowhere and got into Luo Yesheng's clothes.Yun Xiuli hurriedly tore off his robe to help him find it, and stripped it off for him carelessly, but he couldn't find the centipede, and seemed to have been pulled to an indescribable place in a panic, and both of them blushed for a while.

In fact, that centipede was not a real centipede, but You Guang turned it into a strand of hair, and it would turn into evil spirit and dissipate in a short while.

"Well, you put on your clothes." Yun Xiuli blushed, got up and went to the small courtyard.

Luo Yesheng sat among the messy clothes, his heart was beating wildly, and he didn't know whether he was frightened by the centipede or Yun Xiuli.The little civet was staring at him from the side, seemed to feel embarrassed too, turned his head and walked out in small steps.

As night falls, lights are lit in the attic, and insects are buzzing among the flowers, like the sound of heaven.

After two hours of careful cooking, Wen Jianyue finally brought the decoction to the hall.He boiled a bowl of fresh green fragrance for Yun Xiuli, and a bowl for Luo Yesheng, which was as red as blood.

"Didn't you boil medicine for him, why did you boil it for me?"

"Your physique is extremely cloudy, and you get tired easily when the sun is growing. This medicine is warm and tonic, which is good for you." Wen Jianyue didn't dare to look directly at the two of them when he spoke, thinking about what they did in the hall today, and instantly I feel that this thatched cottage full of flowers is not clean anymore.

"Then thank you." Luo Yesheng picked up the bowl of soup and drank it without hesitation. It had no taste, but it was a bit fishy and spicy.

Seeing that he finished drinking, Yun Xiuli also drank his own soup in one gulp.

Outside the window, You Guang was hanging upside down on the flower tree, watching Yun Xiuli finish the bowl of decoction, he was so happy to swing on the swing.According to Wen Jianyue, the medicine will take effect the next day, and he is very much looking forward to Yun Xiuli waking up early in the morning with morning sickness, and thinking about it is exciting.

It was already night, Luo Yesheng originally planned to patrol around the mountains and forests at night, but for some reason he felt sleepy, so he wanted to take a nap in the room, who knew that he slept all night, and when he opened his eyes, the sky was dark. Bright.

"Get up, shift is over!" Yun Xiuli stood in front of the bed with arms folded, very dissatisfied with Luo Yesheng's dereliction of duty.No matter where Youshen patrols, he must not be lazy during his respective working hours. If the people in the underworld find out, he will be severely punished.

"Why is it already dawn?" Luo Yesheng rubbed his hair and sat up, felt the little black hat on the head of the bed and put it on top of his head, he didn't know if he was wearing it backwards.Suddenly his stomach turned upside down, he vomited, and the vomit was full of filth, which startled Yun Xiuli, and the little civet flew up in fright.

"What's wrong with you?" Yun Xiuli hurriedly picked him up and wanted to go to Wen Jianyue to have a look.Unexpectedly, Wen Jianyue was not at home, and left a note saying that he would go out to collect medicine and come back in a few days.

In fact, Wen Jianyue didn't give Yun Xiuli the medicine as You Guang said, but mixed the pregnancy medicine into Luo Yesheng's medicine, because he didn't dare to let a fierce god like Ri Youshen get pregnant.

On the other hand, You Guang also found out that Yun Xiuli was not the one who suffered from morning sickness, so he angrily went to Wen Jianyue to settle the score, but he couldn't find anyone else, and he was even more furious.

It is said that Wen Jianyue hid in the backyard, soaked himself in a bucket, and grew into a big tree with luxuriant branches and leaves overnight, and it bloomed in the morning light.He secretly watched what the three of them did, and only hoped that they would leave quickly and not make trouble for him.

After Luo Yesheng slowed down for a while, his mental state recovered, he was alive and kicking, able to eat and drink.Yun Xiuli saw that his complexion was rosy, and he looked much better than before, thinking that maybe he just drank the medicine and spit out something filthy, and there was nothing serious about it.

The morning light shines on the mountains and forests, and the two set foot on the road to Luoyang City again.

You Guang followed behind resentfully, thinking that it would be good for Luo Yesheng to have a fake pregnancy. At that time, he would spread rumors everywhere, saying that Day Youshen and Ye Youshen broke their sleeves, and even asked for medicine to have a child, ruining the atmosphere of the underworld, and watching Hades get angry Will they be deposed from their official positions, hum!

Just as the three of them left, Yunshen returned to Mu Xianju.He found the big dense tree in the courtyard and asked it what kind of injury Sun Youshen had suffered?

Wen Jianyue was very happy to see Cloud God come back, but he could only wave the branches pitifully and said: "The two wandering gods are fine... just want to come to me to ask for a pregnancy medicine."

"Pregnant medicine?" Yun Wuji didn't know why, and was even a little dumbfounded.

It was inconvenient for Wen Jianyue to speak at this moment, so he had to summarize in a few words.Yun Wuji's understanding is that Yun Xiuli and Xiao Yexun are in love, want a child and take medicine, and they will give birth in a few months!

"I understand." Yun Wuji sighed lightly, not knowing whether he was happy or unhappy.But no matter what, that child is finally willing to fall in love, and their Yun family finally has a descendant!Thinking in this way, he turned into a crane and flew towards the clouds, intending to go back to the heaven to get the best anti-fetal elixir.

"But in fact, they can't give birth..." Before Wen Jianyue finished speaking, Yun Wuji disappeared, and he could only wait for the sunset, and the water dried up before he could recover...

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Haha I'm so crazy to let myself go...