sorry i don't want to laugh

Who is Meng Yiran?Those who have watched the TV series "Small Smile is Alluring" must know that the pure "school beauty" who seems to be very close to the white lotus and green tea bitch, is said to have defeated the candid shots by relying on the high-definition close-ups of Meitu Xiuxiu's beauty, so the blurry appearance is beautiful The heroine, Miss Bei Weiwei, who is very good at heart, has become the campus belle of A University.

In addition, this school belle student dares to covet Mr. Xiao Nai, the true flower of the high mountains, the proud son of heaven, helpless~ She and Ms. Huabei Weiwei are a natural match no matter the reality of the game.

Solemn summary: The only comment Meng Xiaohua got from a male god was: Yes, it's better than nothing.

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People in the rivers and lakes call it a joke :)

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In September, the day before Qingda freshmen start registration, the sun is still scorching hot, and it is the season when you can sweat profusely even if you take a walk outside.

Only a few clouds could be glimpsed occasionally in the pale blue sky, which was too clear.It was noon, and in a high-end garden villa complex in the imperial capital, the sound of cicadas on the trees almost never stopped, making it even more annoying.

But in terms of noise, the decibels are higher for girls who are out of control.

"—Ahhhhhh!" If such a sharp voice came out of the window, it would definitely shock the group of cicadas into silence for a moment.

But this is indoors, Miss Joke wearing a beige pajamas, correct... it's Miss Meng, who is throwing things indistinctly to vent her irritable emotions than midsummer.

The sound insulation effect of the villa is not bad, otherwise there may be two results: ① Disturbing the residents and knocking on the door by neighbors. ②The patrolling security guards were startled and came to inquire.

In short, rounding up is almost like calling the police... Thinking of this, Miss Meng, who had a big brain, shut her mouth tightly.

— Restraint.

She told herself while trying to take a deep breath, exhale...

I can't control how much I send! 【Crazy shaking head.JPG】

"—Yes, total, better than, no, yes, good?!" Meng Xiaogong gnashed his teeth and repeated the words that poked her nerves in seconds in the dream, and then silently looked at his chest... (￣へ￣) Give me a break!It's obviously the kind that can take the sexy route, okay? !And "pure" doesn't mean... flat! !

In the dream, I have a rough hairstyle, a strange accent, and those clothes that are full of cheap stalls... There are so many slots.

Oh, I almost forgot my dear cousin.

The two brothers and sisters perfectly presented the wonderful performance of "two naives holding hands, whoever has the IQ and who is the dog".

What kind of evil did the two of them fall in love with that powerful couple who abused dogs? !How stupid is she to be crazy about a man who doesn't like her at all!If it wasn't a dream, I would have to wake up the guy who bears his name...

(￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣dish￣///)

Yes, he is handsome; yes, he is very talented; yes, he is a high-altitude flower with a bright halo... I will hate you for my whole life, Xiao Nai, just because I swear at you! ! !

It's just a dream, and it has to be realistic. Since the other party has no eyes and doesn't like him, it's not uncommon for Yiran Xiaogongju to turn around and leave.

How can it not degenerate to the point of being a buffoon all the way, and finally studying abroad pitifully, it is a complete joke.

"——It's just fake...don't take it to heart." Reason told her that it was just a dream.

Although it was inexplicable and unsettling, no matter how long and real it was, it was still a dream.

The feeling of anger slowly settled down to the bottom of my heart, and the feeling of helplessness mixed with heartache came up... Don’t get me wrong, of course it’s not like the Miss Joke in the dream who suffers because of not being able to love, it’s pure heartache that the "self" in the dream is so stupid dizzy:

Those two full years of youth, friendship, love, and school were wasted in vain, but for a seemingly elegant and calm exit, the family relationship was thrown away...

Looking at it horizontally and vertically, it looks like a fool. I really want to salute in the mirror.

【Hanhan Salute.JPG】

After venting out of breath for a while, Meng Xiaogong stood on the bed condescendingly and looked around, with his hands on his hips, full of domineering air.And facing the quilts, pillows, clothes and puppets scattered all over the room, I made a super-simplified final summary:

"-Dreams are always reversed." over.

Then... stupidly, he picked up the littered things on the ground, and patted the invisible dust on them.

Emmm... Just now she just knew the floor was clean so she threw it away with confidence. This kind of off-line mentality is considered a clean stream among the rich second generation.

Humble_(:з」∠)_

I took a bottle of plain yogurt from the refrigerator, and casually ate a few bites of bread to comfort my protesting stomach.Half an hour later, Yiran Xiao Gongju was sitting on the sofa in the living room, and the reality show replayed on the TV began to throw out expired dog food again. She put on a mask and watched expressionlessly.

I remember that Mr. Zhou once wrote: The joys and sorrows of human beings are not connected, I just think they are noisy.

When the screen was full of laughing and joking, Xiao Gongju thought viciously, "It's so sweet, it's like a fairy love. It's a pity that we broke up after a month of filming the show, and stepped back in half a month."

Thinking of this, the whole person suddenly calmed down.

Well, Mr. Lu sincerely does not deceive me.

After turning off the noisy TV, Xiao Gongju walked briskly back to the upstairs bedroom, pulled out the charged mobile phone and dug out the contact list.

After a few rings, the call goes through:

"Cousin..." she called aggrievedly.

"Huh? Oh, my dear little cousin~School starts tomorrow, what's the matter with calling my cousin?" Young Master Zhen was full of... vitality as always? (It is not impossible to say that it is a second-hand breath)

Yiran sighed softly: "Hey... can you speak well, be a mature, steady, introverted and deep domineering fan~ Even if you are not the president now, you are still the general manager!" Xiao Gongju was a little disgusted.

This is how the two brothers and sisters get along. When they are tired, they can make people's scalp tingle, and sometimes they start to tear each other down when they disagree.No matter how they get along, their relationship has always been good.

"...cough cough, what's the matter?" Young Master Zhen lowered his voice and pretended to be serious, imitating the appearance of being cold and cherishing words like gold.

Xiao Gongju spoke very fast: "I'm bored, I'm confused, I'm wronged, I'm unhappy, I don't want to go to this university anymore! o(≧口≦)o"

Zhen Shaoxiang was silent for a moment, lost in thought.

"... Cousin treats you to dinner, okay?!" Yiran basically called him, often just to ask someone to talk with him out of boredom. He has long been used to the "princess disease" of his little cousin.

"...Although I like your setting of inviting dinner if you don't agree with me, but I don't eat Japanese food." I have refused in my life, refused!Don't be like a dream.

"Okay, I'll listen to you. You can choose anything except Manchu and Han banquets. No matter how expensive your cousin is, he will never frown." Young Master Zhen is a Cancer: have pincers, willful ︿(￣︶￣)︿

"Well...then you come to pick me up at noon." Xiao Gongju's tone sounded reluctance and lack of interest, but in fact he had already started to secretly think about how much blood his cousin would bleed.

"Okay~" Young Master Zhen decided to report to the old man right away. It's a serious matter to solve the cousin who has a phobia of starting school... By the way, tonight you can spend time in the new game "A Chinese Ghost Story: A Chinese Ghost Story".

Witty Xiang, the plan works!

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The restaurant was chosen by Young Master Zhen. He specially chose a home-cooked restaurant near the east gate of Qingda University. It was a good intention, and he thought it would be just for the little cousin to get acquainted with the environment.

Never expected that when Yiran arrived at the place...

Σ(°△°|||)︴This expression.

"Cousin..."

"Ok?"

"Are you playing an online game recently, what is it called... A Chinese Ghost Story?" Meng Xiaogong was stunned for a while, then turned his head and asked quietly.

"Yes, how did you know?" Young Master Zhen nodded with a smile.

Yiran opened her mouth halfway, and after a pause, she made a sound:

"...I dreamed about it." Her tone was a bit distorted, but Master Zhen didn't pay attention.

"Coincidentally, the full name of the game is "A Chinese Ghost Story: Sleepwalking"! Sleepwalking haha, the publicity and response have been quite popular recently, I guess you saw the advertisement somewhere. Cousin, why do you like to tell jokes?"

... Tell the truth and not be believed, alas.

Yiran looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, sighed, bright and sad (ノへ￣,)

Then revive with full blood.

"Take me! I want to play this game too."

"Ah? But you're not... okay! Leave it to me, and in the game from now on, my cousin will cover you~" Originally, I wanted to say, cousin, have you never been interested in games?Thinking about it in a blink of an eye, this is a university, so it’s time to enjoy life and experience new things o(￣▽￣)d

Thinking of this, Young Master Zhen poked a piece of eight-treasure fritters into his mouth.Well, the taste is not bad, and I can still come here often in the future.

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After returning, Yiran turned on the computer to download the game.

High configuration and a good network environment, although the game takes up a lot of capacity, after taking a bath, the long black hair is gradually dried, and the interface has been downloaded.

There are five sects and ten professions in Dreamwalking Jianghu, which profession should I choose?I just asked my cousin, and Master Zhen strongly recommended her to choose a doctor, so that he can add blood to him...

Although Yiran has never played online games, he has read a few online game articles. Although this kind of pure auxiliary occupation is relatively easy to mix, the combat power must be particularly scumbag, so it is not considered.

The stance is too ugly, the moves are too stupid... pass

The name of the school is not good... pass

There are no female characters... pass

Why is the initial installation so exposed... pass

Tap with your fingertips, and continue to turn backwards, the picky Yiran Xiaogong finally found a character who is not revealing and has good attire——female alchemist, seems okay?

——Anyway, I haven’t played it, and I don’t have any reference, so this is it.

After the novice background introduction animation and basic introduction, a Xiaomeng with an ID of "Old Dreams Are Easily Stained" appeared in the server [Emperor Capital] of A Chinese Ghost Story: A Dream of Adventures, and became an inconspicuous player character in the novice village.

Hey, look at this ID~ how artistic it is!

This is the final result of Xiao Gongju's pondering for a long time, and he got the inspiration from that weird dream-in the dream, almost everyone used their real names to get the game name, which was simple and rude.

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It is known that many things in that dream are true after insinuating with senior brothers and sisters.Therefore, if one doesn't pay attention, one may really be called the school belle for two years, and it will become a joke in the end.

It's okay to be a school belle, but absolutely impossible to make a joke.

So the final conclusion is: I want to be elegant, I want to persist, and I want to show everyone my best side...I...

No, I can't hold it anymore! 【Erkang hand】

Why doesn't it rain during military training!

Why did I come to the imperial capital!

Wouldn't it be nice to stay in the devil? !

Wait... It seems that the temperature in the capital city is very high, has my brain burned out? @_@

Ah ah ah I'm going to fall, I'm going to fall!!!

In the hot weather, Yiran's thinking became confused and dull in the stiff military posture practice.

For a few seconds, she felt that her whole body was shaking, and she blinked her eyes hard to control her posture and maintain a standard state.

However, I really can't hold on any longer.It's better to make a report now to lose face than to really faint later, right?It seems that I can't breathe... Xiao Gongju was thinking uncomfortably.

"—Instructor..." After all, he still chose to raise his hand to report, but his voice was weak.

If a delicate and frail girl who was standing in a standard military posture suddenly slacks off and makes big movements... will there be any bad consequences?

Others don't know, anyway, Yiran was completely dumbfounded at that moment.

It is not the blackness in front of the eyes as in the legend, but the rapid darkening of everything in front of the eyes. The colors of all objects are mixed together when they land, and red, blue, and green ghosts appear on the deformed outlines of surrounding objects.

Then she heard a lot of people talking in her consciousness, it was a mess, but the outside world seemed to be silent.

At that moment, she hadn't reacted yet, but felt a mild pain.Looking back later, it was like when I was extremely sleepy and wanted to sleep, my sensory functions were weakened.

But at this moment, in fact, Yiran fell heavily on the hard ground, which shocked the surrounding students.The instructor found that someone had fallen, and quickly ran into the team.

In the chaos that lasted for an unknown amount of time, her consciousness struggled vaguely, the brightness in front of her eyes seemed to be slowly turned up, and her perception gradually came back...

Xiao Gongju opened his eyes with great effort:

Because of the angle of view, what you see is not the front face.

But it doesn't affect the aesthetics of normal people. Tell him that the owner of this face is very handsome, the kind who is handsome at first glance and can get more handsome with time.It's just that his ears are so red...why does it feel familiar?

No, what I should think about now is why he hugged me!!! Isn't he in military training? !

——Thinking about it, I should have fainted just now...

——Remembering, the person in front of me is really an "acquaintance".His surname is Xiao Mingnai, and his game ID is Yixiao Naihe.It was the self in the dream who had been posting upside down for a long time and only got a sarcasm of "Who are you?"

— but these are not the point.

The point is this man...

He is now holding himself in a princess hug.

It was really a hug from the princess, even though the prince's expression was as calm as ever.

Xiao Nai's thin lips are tightly pursed, his breathing is a little short due to the weight-bearing exercise, but he looks forward calmly, and even for so long, he has never looked down at the girl in his arms...

That can't change the tragic fact :)

At this moment, there are tens of thousands of grass and mud horses whizzing by in Yiran's heart - but she has no intention of striking up a conversation with this school grass god who she originally planned to be black all her life: the left side of her body is dying of pain, it turns out that it really hurts so much to faint and fall to the ground !

Xiao Gongju closed his eyes again, feeling ashamed, angry, hurt and wronged, all kinds of complicated feelings were pressing on his heart, and he simply pretended that he hadn't woken up at all.

Until the other party put her on the bed in the school infirmary, briefly explained the situation to the school doctor and then left...

She just opened her eyes, ready to face the world that caused her pain. [Indifference.JPG]

The author has something to say: If you come late, you have no chance to read the embarrassing article before the revision...you can only read the embarrassing article now :)

Correction, I have changed it three times, it is three times embarrassing (づ●─●)づ I am inexplicably proud

Don't ask me why it's Mr. Zhou and Mr. Lu for a while

Anyway, the saying "people's sorrows and joys are not connected" is true.