sorry i don't want to laugh

The temperature of the air conditioner in the school infirmary is very low, which makes people feel chilly, and it also slowly cools down the brain that is feverish in the scorching heat.

Yiran didn't fall too hard, and his body was bruised, but after inspection, except for a broken elbow, some medicine was applied.And because of the aftereffects of heat stroke—I still feel a little dizzy from time to time, and I need to take a good rest, there is no major problem.

Xiao Gongju intends to blackmail Xiao Nai all his life (although with Yiran's rank, he probably can't do anything to this great god o(╯□╰)o...but the moment he opened his eyes, he didn't recognize him yet In front of that high mountain flower, Great God Xiao, his little heart was beating so fast that he didn't even feel the pain for a while.

My mind is empty, and my heart is full of the dreamy feeling of that moment...

That's the princess hug, the princess hug! ! !She... She has been secretly thinking that her future Prince Charming will carry her out of the wedding car in this position at their grand wedding (*/ω＼*)

—Stop, stop!

Xiao Gongju shook his head vigorously:

Did you crash your brain when you fell?

Do you want to feel the embarrassment of having a crush on him in a dream until everyone knows him but never looked at you? !Meng Yiran, Meng Yiran, your parents spoiled you like a princess until you grew up so big, they didn't want you to demean yourself and put yourself on the back of someone who doesn't like you at all!

There are tens of thousands of male gods, the one surnamed Xiao asked him to stand aside

(●—●)

Then again...why is it Xiao Nai?The ratio of boys to girls in the school is 7 to 3, why did Xiao Nai pass by when she was dizzy? ! Well: Why do you pass by the place where their girls are training.

And the instructor... Brother Bing! How could you just hand over an unconscious girl to a boy passing by? The reason is that you are not very familiar with the school infirmary, which is more convenient... Roommate Anna told her the details of this incident During the process, Yiran's heart collapsed!

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The school's military training time has already passed more than half.

Yiran Xiaogongju, who is "delicate and weak and prone to fainting", was allowed to stay in the dormitory to rest for a day, and tomorrow's training activities will be reduced as appropriate.In addition, because of her musical expertise, she was selected to participate in the performance, and she spent two hours every afternoon in the music classroom to practice musical instruments. Compared with standing outside in a military posture for half a day without moving for a long time, she was bubbling with happiness.

Sigh~ The impact of this fainting on Yiran is really complicated... Although in Yiran's view, this is a very embarrassing thing, although everyone in the class is shouting that they are cool, tired and abnormal, but in fact they all Well, she fainted.

This is a bit unbelievable for Xiao Gongju, who has been a healthy baby since childhood.I can only think that there may be more reasons for the unaccustomed body to feel a little uncomfortable.

But now everyone's attention seems to be on the matter of "Princess Hug", the romantic encounter and intimate contact between the new school belle and the school girl... It is said that the school forum also has high-definition big pictures, and the whole forum is blown up!

……

"What school belle?" Yiran, who originally said ten sentences to make do with two or three sentences, heard the sensitive words in his heart, then glanced at Anna, and asked strangely.

At the same time, I was even more puzzled: I didn't take the initiative to participate in the selection like in my dream.She would rather not be named as the school belle than to be ridiculed for not being worthy of the name despite barely having this title.

What's more, it's nothing to put it bluntly.I heard that there are quite a few of Wuhan University's school flowers recognized, and very few schools have any grand selections, which are more of a joke.

Anna burst out laughing, speaking quickly, like a cannonball:

"I forgot, Yiran, you don't know yet~ This can be regarded as a "blessing in disguise". Everyone said that the photos of you wearing military training uniforms in the school newspaper are so good-looking, how can you not be included in the school beauty selection? Then, Didn't Xiao Nai, a junior, take you to the infirmary two days ago..."

She winked and teased, and paused deliberately before announcing the result: "Everyone thinks that the school girl must be matched by the school girl."

"...I'm afraid I'm not going to enjoy it." Yiran pursed her lips angrily and said silently.Then change the topic casually.

She didn't need to wear a crown to be a princess, and she didn't feel deeply honored to be a so-called school belle under the honor of Xiao Dashen. :)

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But no matter what the parties think, it is always easy for the onlookers to boo.

This also directly caused Yiran to feel a little disgusted with the title "school flower". When others called her like that, she always had the urge to act indifferent to show resistance, instead of the small self-satisfied smile in the dream.

If he really behaved like this, it would be suspected of pretending to be noble.

Things backfired, in short, as time went by, the laurel crown of the school belle gradually settled on Yiran's head, and it became more and more firm.

Xiao Gongju obviously couldn't be self-effacing and refused, "Oh, I'm so sorry, how can I be so beautiful, don't call me the school belle!"

No matter how you look at it, this kind of person is fake, and he is cheap and good-looking. His attitude is really hypocritical and hypocritical, and he will definitely be hated by the majority of bitch experts.

——So keep smiling, no matter what you say, it’s a compliment, not a sarcasm, just be yourself normally.

Yiran told herself that.

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In fact, it doesn't matter if you call a few times, as long as people dare to call, Xiao Gongju dares to answer.What's more troublesome is...

"Is it Junior Sister Meng?"

When Yiran was practicing flute for the military training performance in the music classroom, she heard someone calling her name behind her.

Turning around in a daze, I saw a strange face, but I didn't have much impression.

Xiao Gongju put down the flute in his hand, and moved closer to the other party so as not to hear the voice clearly: "Yes... I am Meng Yiran."

Hearing this, the girl took a deep breath, cleared her throat, and explained her intentions: "Ahem, that... Senior Sister, I'll cut to the chase. Are you... Xiao Nai's girlfriend?"

A bit of gossip excitement, but also a bit of lonely pain.In short, this senior sister who doesn't know her major seems to be a little entangled.

Yiran frowned slightly, then asked after a pause: "Who is that... Xiao Nai?" Pretending to be confused, not knowing what the other party was talking about.

The senior sister became anxious as soon as she heard it, and shouted in a low voice with a little excitement: "Oh, it's that... brother Xiao Nai from the computer department in the third year who the princess hugged you! The one who won the school grass twice in a row, the one who is so handsome!!! "

——What's the use of being handsome, the eyes don't match.

Yiran slandered in the bottom of her heart, blinked her eyes, and answered in a polite tone: "That's right, Senior Sister. I'm from the Department of Music, so I don't know much about the Department of Computer Science, not to mention I'm only two years old. ...It turned out to be the infirmary that Senior Brother Xiao took me to...I didn't know it~ah, I'm so sorry, I didn't thank you. Uh...Look, I still have practice time..." There was a well-timed apology for the end of the conversation in his eyes.

In the end, after saying goodbye to each other, the strange senior sister left awkwardly, but she was full of novel satisfaction.Yiran has no doubt that the school's gossip forum is going to blow up again this time...

Which time it really blows up both literally and practically~[Tuo Chean]

———【Boys Dormitory】———

"Hey, third child!" Yu Banshan excitedly pulled Xiao Nai who had just entered the dormitory, "Tell us, what do you think about that... princess hug? That girl has now been promoted to the school belle~ Brothers all voted."

Yu Banshan only found out about this today.

I didn't expect, I didn't expect, the third guy is usually not close to women, this accident... Hey!Just broke the big news.

Hao Mei and Qiu Yonghou also rolled off their respective beds neatly.Hao Mei even sat down on the side, stroked her chin with a slight stubble, and echoed:

"Yeah, the third one→_→such as, Shi, Jiao, Dai ~ otherwise...hehe." He pretended to smile sinisterly.

Although he doesn't know how his roommates can make him confess, but he can't go anywhere surrounded by three people, Xiao Nai still puts the book in his hand on the table.

Then Shi Shiran sat down, maintaining his usual indifference, and reservedly opened his mouth under the expectant eyes of his roommates:

"--not heavy."

"Ah?" Qiu Yonghou froze for a moment.

"This... is this the end?" Hao Mei shouted after waiting for two seconds.

"Where is my sister! You don't have any other ideas?" Yu Banshan looked at Xiao Nai with a heartbroken look, with a hint of indifference.

Xiao Dashen sighed slightly, and really didn't understand why they were so interested in his personal emotional life, and their thinking was so divergent.So I sadly propose:

"...You guys are so free, why don't you wash your socks first?"

Emmm in this dormitory, mentioning socks hurts feelings (￣へ￣)

But after all, we have been good roommates for two years!The No Washing Socks trio have long known the tricks of the betrayer in their dormitory—Xiao Jiewei Nai.

"Is it because we washed the socks, and you honestly confessed to us that you blushed and your heart beat at that time, as well as your infidelity towards the school girl?" Yu Banshan raised her eyebrows and smiled slyly.

"...Huh?" Hao Mei and Qiu Yonghou looked at each other, their tone raised dangerously, and the sound was drawn out.

Xiao Nai looked at his roommate who was eyeing him covetously, and finally decided to bow his head strategically to the evil forces.

The corners of his lips raised, and he said seriously:

"——At that time, I will definitely know everything."

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Half an hour later, the trio of No Washing Socks, who had made great sacrifices, realized sadly—their youngest was full of routines and never-ending!

"Sure enough, I'm still too naive..." Hao Mei mumbled to herself paralyzed on the bed.

"Lock the door and lock the door! Don't let the third child come back!" Yu Banshan put her hands on her hips, full of air.When the three of them came back from washing their stinky socks, they found that this guy had just left! ! !Make him angry!

"He has a house outside..." Qiu Yonghou couldn't bear to remind him.

Depend on! ! !convex

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Not to mention Senior Brother's roar that reverberated throughout the floor, what is the situation of our sinister Xiao Dashen at the moment?

Today Friday, he had no plan to live in school.As for the so-called "know everything" promised just now... When is the so-called "by then"?

——It’s the time when the dorms never have smelly socks :)

Thinking that the roommates were probably moaning or listing all his "bad deeds" so far, a smile appeared on the corners of his usually tightly pursed lips.

Looking up, he was about to speed up his pace, but he seemed to notice something, and he slowly stopped his pace.

……

Yiran's military training ended at 02:30 pm today, he went back to the dormitory, took a shower and changed his clothes, then rushed to the music classroom to practice.

Although there was an episode where she heard the name of that person, she was a little annoyed, but the whole day was pretty good~

So Xiaogong walked happily on the way to the school cafeteria, and seriously considered his life plan about "what to have for dinner". Ψ(￣▽￣)Ψ

When I looked up... I was shocked.

——Σ(д;)ΣXiao Xiao Xiao Nai! ! !

The author has something to say: the seniors are all assists, in fact, in reality, small groups are really easy to make such jokes in private, especially here Xiao Nai changed the subject but did not decisively say it was impossible.If you really want to go to a public place or in front of a woman, it will definitely not be like this. After all, it will be bad if it causes trouble.

It feels easier to joke or be joked in the game than in reality...

It's far away, from the perspective of those who have been here, I advise everyone to try not to find love and online dating.If you don't meet in life, you don't run to death. It's okay for single dogs to chat with each other and make a face-to-face meeting. Don't take it too seriously, it is easy to waste life and feelings.

To tell the truth, the love between children too much affects the speed of the moves when happy and enmity.