sorry i don't want to laugh

Xiao Nai's life in the past 20 years has been as complete as if he was cheating.Family, friendship, love, fame and wealth, health... everything is not lacking.

Maybe God couldn't see it, so he made a big joke with him.

"—Old third, what are you talking about? When you were unconscious, it was Junior Sister Weiwei who was watching over you... You, you don't know her anymore?" Yu Banshan had doubts and panic on his face.

"—Aren't you teasing us? Playing amnesia? The third sister-in-law is about to cry, okay?!" This is Hao Mei.With his hands on his hips, he motioned Xiao Nai to pay attention to the girl standing stupidly beside the hospital bed.

Xiao Nai frowned: "...Sister-in-law three?" To him, she was a complete stranger.But... Wei Wei?the name...

"—Your name, Bei Weiwei? Department of Computer Science?" There was no heat in his eyes, but there was a hint of suspicion in his indifference.

The way the girl looked at him embarrassed him.Such sad and warm emotions, mixed with a bit of grievance... But he is not a person who is easy to soften his heart to other girls.In such a familiar yet unfamiliar situation, he would only analyze the situation he was in: Hao Mei and Yu Banshan were exactly the same as in his memory.And this strange girl...beautiful, even gorgeous, but not ostentatious at all.Why should he know her?

"——God bless! The third child still knows Junior Sister Weiwei. It doesn't matter if she loses her memory, it's enough to cultivate her relationship~" Hao Mei clasped her hands together and said with a little joy.

Hearing this indirect acknowledgment, Xiao Nai's pupils suddenly shrank.

He has always been calm, but facing this weird and clueless situation, especially when he woke up and found out that his girlfriend had turned into a...someone he didn't know at all...it was definitely not a joke.

So, where is his Yiran?

"—I don't know her, I only know you." His seemingly flat tone suddenly set off a storm.It startled all three people in the room.

But he still didn't think it was enough, and he added a sentence: "Do you know...Meng Yiran?" When he said this sentence, God knows how panicked he was when they answered him "I don't know"!

"--What's the situation? You... You said you don't know Junior Sister Wei Wei but you still remember that school belle?!" Yu Banshan stepped forward and looked at him:

"—Third brother, you've already been shocked when you fainted suddenly, can you pity the poor brother's little heart?" He was short of breath, with a flustered expression on his face.

Hao Mei and Wei Wei looked at each other, and they both saw the disbelief in each other's eyes.

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Xiao Nai changed his clothes and followed them back to school.

By insinuating sideways or asking straightforward questions along the way, I have clarified some important details: age, appearance, personality, taste, words and deeds, these big things are all the same.Even played the same game.Only girlfriends are different.No, not right.

Out of the corner of his eye, he looked at Bei Weiwei who was bowing his head, his taste was different...he just likes Yiran's.

So, this is...a parallel world?

So—how did Yiran know that Bei Weiwei should not have existed in their lives in his world?

The more you think, the more chaotic.

I just want to see his Yiran soon.But, here... is there really his Yiran?

No.

The first time he saw "Meng Yiran", he knew that she was not.

Get rid of the influence of those slightly bad hairstyles, clothes, and rabbit teeth, and ignore the eyes that he feels very uncomfortable... The appearance is almost exactly the same.But sometimes, the slightest loss is a thousand miles away.

For the first time he felt at a loss.

And distraught.

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Two days later, he chose to confess.Of course only on a small scale.I don't want to tell my parents for the time being that they shouldn't be so frightened when they are old.He told his roommates first.After that, he asked Bei Weiwei to meet on the roof of the school's music building.

Just like what Yiran said, Bei Weiwei is a very good girl, from various aspects... Bei Weiwei and Xiao Nai are very suitable.What a happy couple they were... until then.

Just like him and Yiran.

Maybe it really is a parallel universe.At a certain magical point, Xiao Nai in the two worlds exchanged souls.Maybe not the soul...but the memory?He thought in silence.However, there are so many doubts hanging over...

"——The Great God said to me at the beginning... If I... I didn't come to the imperial capital, and I haven't been able to meet him, it's... the parallel world you mentioned... then he can only be single, heh... And after a few decades, we will develop Twilight Love..." Wei Wei's eyes are red, intermittently, crying and laughing, telling Xiao Nai about their original relationship:

"——I was very sweet when I heard it, and I knew what he said was serious. But...in this world, where did it come from?"

Tears kept spreading on Mingyan's face, and they were quickly wiped away by the master:

"—I...I'm so happy that you can fall in love with...a good girl...in another world without me..." Speaking of the end, I thought of the Xiao Nai who only belonged to her, but couldn't help but start sobbing.

Xiao Nai looked at her silently, and handed over two tissues.

Wei Wei took it and continued:

"—I'm sorry, I, I don't know what I'm talking about...I just... miss him so much." No matter how strong she was, it was difficult for her to accept such a bolt from the blue in a short time.

"—No, I'm sorry." Xiao Nai's deep voice revealed deep helplessness and pain:

"—Although the name is the same, your boyfriend and I...should be two completely different people. If...my guess is true. Then, he should be missing you too."

Just like me.

Bending slightly to cover her face, her slightly curly long hair fluttered in the wind, and her trembling body looked a little thin, which was very cute.She cried for a long time before she gradually calmed down, and suddenly raised her head and asked him:

"—Aren't you...you also miss your lover in that world?"

Xiao Nai was stunned.Wei Wei didn't know what he was thinking, but suddenly felt: He and the Great God are really not the same person...

After a long time, he nodded.

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That night, he lay in bed with his eyes closed.Of course, no matter how tired you are, there will be no sleepiness.My head is full of Yiran Yiran...!

He misses her, and she must miss him too.

But in the days when he was not around, maybe in the days when there was no hope of return...would she cry like Bei Weiwei who lost her lover?Is it secretly crying or crying loudly?Will the other Xiao Nai be by her side?Can he comfort her well?

Can I... see you again?

Accompanied by deep thoughts of his sweetheart, he unconsciously fell into a deep sleep...

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When he opened his eyes again, he thought he was dreaming.

Are you dreaming now, or were you dreaming before?

Or... he didn't have time to think.Just jumped out of bed, bent over, and hugged her sitting on the chair beside the bed——

Lost and found, ecstatic.

In the next second, Yiran with a blank face tried to push him away...Of course, he didn't push.

He was surprised to sense her resistance.He had no choice but to take the initiative to relax a bit, but still held her in his arms, greedily wanting to remember her appearance more clearly in his heart:

——His little princess seems to be a little thinner than in memory.It's just been away for a few days, isn't it?She has the ability to make him feel bad.

"—I'm back, Yiran." He looked at her tenderly, and gently smoothed the broken hair on her forehead with his slender fingers.

It's okay if he doesn't say.As soon as she opened her mouth, she looked like she was about to cry: her eyes were red, her pink lips were pursed, like a big rabbit who had been wronged.The eyeballs are still rolling... staring at him without blinking.

Xiao Nai smiled even more gently, letting her look up and down carefully.

"—Woo~(>_<)~" She moved her mouth, maybe she said something, but she couldn't hear clearly.Before he could ask, she leaned forward and threw herself into his arms.

...It was his fault after all, he thought.She has been worried for so long, how scared should she be?But...why do you still look so wronged?Did another Xiao Nai bully her? !He thought quickly, and even couldn't help questioning his "own" character.

After a while, she finally opened her mouth: "...Am I bad? I stole someone else's boyfriend." She said softly, her delicate voice reached his ears, but the content was like a thunderbolt Vibrate the heartstrings.

"—Don't think about it. I'm a completely different individual from that person." Xiao Nai hugged her tighter, feeling that she loathed herself a little.While gently stroking her silky black hair with his left hand, he felt angry in his heart—what the hell did that guy say? !

Xiao Gongju went on to say:

"—You fainted suddenly that day, which shocked me. I was sent to the hospital for examination, but nothing was found... Later, "you" woke up, and I hugged you happily, and was immediately forced Pushed away, almost fell."

Yiran recalled slowly from beginning to end:

"——The way he looked at me... He was very... very disgusted... At the beginning, he said that I must have lied to him, let me respect myself!" She had never suffered such a big humiliation in her life!I feel aggrieved just thinking about it, but I have to try my best to speak plainly and objectively.

...Excellent, Xiao Nai, you bastard——he squinted his eyes, feeling so distressed.Maybe it was weird to curse himself like this through gritted teeth, but that's what he was thinking at the moment.

. . . . . .

"—Then... what happened next?" He tried hard to calm down his anger.Lifting his jaw, let Yiran get closer, and buried his whole head on his chest.

The little princess sniffed:

"...Actually, as soon as he said he wanted to find Bei Weiwei, I knew it. Before the freshman year, I dreamed about their stories, like a TV series. But I...I always thought it was just a dream... ...My life is totally different from that dream..." Her voice was full of bewilderment and helplessness.

The question that had been troubling him was finally revealed, but he didn't feel any joy at all, and his eyes dimmed.

I only heard Yiran's intermittent narration: "...he ignored me at first, but after Senior Brother Yu and the others came... first he was surprised, then he seemed to think of something. And then..."

Yiran's voice gradually lowered, and then continued after a pause:

"—He revealed to me little by little the happy relationship between himself and Bei Weiwei. He said that in his world I was quite... (she took a breath before continuing)...did some boring things. He also said , he promised his Wei Wei——even in parallel universes, if they didn’t meet each other, he would definitely not…let it go. So…”meaning, I’m redundant, no matter where—

Both Xiao Nai and Meng Yiran are impossible.

He quietly listened to her say so many words, and he couldn't bear the anger in his stomach and didn't want to bear it at all.But more importantly, just want to comfort his little princess right away:

"——Yiran, listen to me." He let go of her gently, looked at her intently, and said word by word, his tone was unprecedentedly solemn and eager: "——Don't confuse me with him! He... is just mentally retarded!" He was angry and distressed now, and the hands that wiped away her tears were trembling.So just say what comes to mind, and don't care about the wording at all.Almost at a loss for words.

Yiran looked at him like a fool.

Afraid of scaring her, Xiao Nai took a deep breath, calmed down his feverish brain, and continued as calmly as possible:

"——There may be parallel universes in this world, but there are no ifs in our lives. He loves to swear to be single, so let him go away and die alone! I want you, and I only want you..."

Hearing such an affectionate and straightforward confession, Yiran gradually stopped crying, but she still couldn't come to her senses in a daze.His handsome face was reflected in the beautiful almond eyes.

He continued to explain to her: "...I met you first, and then we. each The reason is that I didn't meet at the most suitable time... As long as I know that you exist in the world, I will definitely try my best to be with you." His deep eyes are full of her who still has tears.

"—You...you've made me so confused." She lowered her eyes and blinked: "Didn't you just say that what that person said didn't make sense..."

"—Silly girl, that's exactly what I want to say. He likes Bei Weiwei, and I like you. We are all willing to swear and swear to prove our sincerity for the one we love. But...he is too lenient. If it is really a parallel universe, what qualifications does he have to decide who the person I love is?!"

This guy better not appear in front of me, otherwise I will definitely "repay" him well.While thinking viciously in his heart, Xiao Nai comforted Yiran more and more gently: "Besides, if you really want to talk about it, it's obvious—I met you first."

He squatted down, held her pair of tender hands with both hands, and stroked them gently.Skin to skin touching, looking at her expression is extremely cherished and pampered, almost overflowing.

Yi Ran frowned, and followed his train of thought for a long time, Fang hesitantly said: "... What you said seems quite reasonable... I don't like him! What does it have to do with him~"

"—Yes. If I hadn't been a stalker back then, Miss Meng would definitely not have condescended to agree to be with me." He spoke seriously, and showed a look of rejoicing.

After being coaxed by him for so long, Xiao Gongju finally burst into laughter.Simply choose to forget all the confusion, grievances and fears.Standing up from the chair, he shyly said that he was going to wash his face—he wanted to try to maintain a perfect state in front of the person he liked.

Only then did Xiao Nai feel relieved.He also stood up with her, his tall and straight body was almost a head taller than Yiran.Originally, the two were close, but when she stood up, she just reached his neck.

He raised his right hand, raised Yiran's jaw gently, then bowed his head and closed his eyes——

A soft kiss fell on her forehead.

Soft, with his warmth.

She didn't refuse.

So he followed her brows all the way down, kissing lightly and lovingly like a dragonfly on water.

Finally, her soft pink lips with some paleness.

It was a godly kiss.Contains no lust, only deep emotion.Not frivolous, not lingering...but without a doubt—

It's sweet enough to last a lifetime.

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My dear, there is no what-if in this world—it was you who I met first, and you who met me first.Since we are in love with each other, in this life, I only wish to be with you.

Get married and share the same pillow mat, love and affection will never change.

The author has something to say: Note: The original sentence reads "Tie hair as husband and wife, there is no doubt about love and affection".

When writing in the middle, I was drinking chocolate pudding milk tea.Of course it's not dark chocolate... Although I imagined that it should be the taste of pure Belgian dark chocolate.Firm, smooth, slightly bitter, but sweet on the finish.Melting on the tip of the tongue bit by bit...

This stalk was a bit sad when I first thought about it.At the beginning, I thought how could Wei Wei be reduced to a supporting role if she was so good?Even if I like the Yiran in my writing.Sometimes I feel quite emotional about what Xiao Nai said in the play, "Parallel universes don't end there".When I first got started, I would think: Did I turn Xiao Nai into a "scumbag"?Does dismantling the official match destroy their love?

But after thinking about it, how can there be any difference between the leading role and supporting role?Everyone is the protagonist of their own life.And in this world, there are really no ifs, especially feelings.

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Also about the original world, Xiao Nai pushes away Yi Ran, privately thinking that this is in line with Xiao Nai's personality.After all, from Xiao Nai's point of view, Meng Yiran is the one who "covets" him all the time, she actually hugged him, he has to be pushed away!

And Xiao Nai in this article doesn't know much about Wei Wei, so naturally he won't misunderstand her.Most importantly, Wei Wei didn't make any moves towards him as soon as she came up...

Finally, please note that this episode has nothing to do with the plot of the main text.