sorry i don't want to laugh

"—Junior Sister Yiran, it's urgent! The third child is going to have an accident! I'll wait for you at the east gate of the school."

Yiran was in class when she received this text message from Hao Mei.I took out my mobile phone during the break between classes, and I was shocked when I saw it!I didn't care about the rest of the class, and hurriedly told Anna next to me, and ran out without even taking my schoolbag.

At the beginning, the 800-meter physical test in the senior high school entrance examination and even the "escape" last night were not so urgent.The low-heeled leather shoes clacked all the way, attracting the attention of passers-by.

From afar, I saw Hao Mei waiting on the bridge, looking around and looking anxiously.Seeing her coming, he let out a long breath.

Yiran quickened his pace and ran over.

"Senior brother Hao Mei, what's wrong with Xiao Nai?" She was running panting, but she asked clearly.

"Junior Sister, don't worry, he's fine. It's someone else... well, this... you'll find out if you come with me." The usual sunny boy looked worried and tangled.Yiran's heart was only half relieved.As for the other half, you have to see him with your own eyes to be good.

Crossing the road to the west is the campus of University C.The two walked at a fast speed for seven or eight minutes, and came to a corner next to a construction site.

Yiran's heart finally let go of the other half.

"Third brother, stop beating! Beating him into a cripple is also a crime!" Yu Banshan yelled and took his hand.

"Okay, okay! Junior sister Meng is here! Let's call the police. Don't hit me..." Qiu Yonghou hugged Xiao Nai desperately from behind.

Xiao Nai finally stopped and asked Qiu Yonghou to let him go.Then turned around and looked at Yiran.Because of the backlight, she couldn't see the expression on his face clearly.

Yiran took a few steps closer, and saw an orange hard hat dropped by the wall.A strange man was lying on the ground: his face was covered with bruises, his clothes were stained with muddy sand, and there were bloodshot spots on his bare skin.It looks a little scary.She took a look and then turned back to Xiao Nai's handsome face.

——Very well, my husband did not suffer.

Xiao Nai's coat was casually thrown on the ground before, but due to this kind of "vigorous exercise", he didn't feel cold at all, instead he sweated a little, panting with his mouth half-opened, exhaling a little bit of mist.With a stern face and black hair sticking to his forehead, he was actually a little... sexy.

Xiao Gongju smiled and pulled his hand, took out a tissue to wipe his sweat, and then wiped off the red spots on his hand: "Brother Hao Mei just said that something happened to you, it scared me to death, but luckily you It's okay (∩_∩)."

Xiao Nai glanced at Hao Mei who was hiding aside and pretending to be invisible, but didn't speak.

Yu Banshan was at the side, picked up the third child's coat from the ground, patted it vigorously a few times, and handed it to Xiao Nai flatteringly.Then he cleared his throat and explained to Yiran:

"Junior sister, the third child is helping you vent your anger. But...he's too aggressive, beat that guy like that, we're really afraid that the two of them will end up in a mess together."

Leaning against Xiao Nai, Yiran stretched his neck and carefully looked at the man on the ground who finally came to his senses and began to flinch and groan.A pair of bright eyes looked at her boyfriend's super powerful male ticket: "Is he the bad guy I met last night?"

"Yeah. And he was the culprit for stealing and peeping a while ago." Xiao Nai's voice was warmer than usual, and it's hard to say why.

"Good fight!!! (ノ≧≦)ノ" Yiran's smile was not to mention how brilliant, and his tone was full of affirmation and... proud?

……

"Junior Sister...you, don't you have anything else to say?" Qiu Yonghou's expression was hard to describe, as if he couldn't breathe out or swallow it.

"Brothers are really amazing, they found the criminal in one night!" Xiao Gongju smiled and praised them sincerely.

But this is not what the trio want to hear!

Yu Banshan tried her best to guide Yiran's thoughts: "Look, they've beaten up like this..."

What "they" fight is simply a unilateral massacre!In the beginning, the three of them suppressed this guy to let the youngest vent his anger.I didn't expect it to be so out of control!It wouldn't be so bad to say that the life of a severed limb is in danger... It's so bruised and swollen that even his mother doesn't know him!Moreover, it seems that a few ribs may be broken, and the nose is also crooked. The third child is really ruthless... He hasn't gotten up yet.

...Maybe it was because he was afraid of getting up and being beaten again. _(:3」∠)_

"Are you injured?" Yiran asked Xiao Nai hastily, but thought of something.

Xiao Nai shook his head lightly.

"Does the hand hurt?" The effect of force is mutual, and it will hurt if you keep hitting it?It hurts a little... Yiran pursed her lips and lowered her head to gently caress his bony hands.

There was a little smile in his dark eyes, and he shook his head again: "It doesn't hurt."

"Hiss... no, save, la..." Hao Mei raised her head, looking at the sky at 45 degrees, bright and sad.

Yu Banshan and Qiu Yonghou looked at each other, exchanged glances silently, and finally could only lament: "This time, the third child's medical expenses cannot be escaped."

"It doesn't matter if you pay some money, just be happy~" Yiran said indifferently.

"But the third child is too aggressive, maybe..." Qiu Yonghou hesitated to speak.

Yiran knew what they were worried about.

"It's okay, as long as you can breathe. In the worst case, tell my parents and uncle, they must be very happy for someone to help me avenge~" She said it lightly and as a matter of course.

The body of the man on the ground trembled, and then remained motionless.

. . . . . .

Yu Banshan: "Sight and quick hands, no, quick feet."

Hao Mei: "Cruel and merciless, Husband... No, women sing and husbands follow."

Qiu Yonghou: "...a match made in heaven."

Xiao Nai stretches out his hand to pull Yiran into his arms, ignores the trio's inexplicable lament, and just raises his eyebrows slightly:

"—Okay, call the police."

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The "revenge for love" incident in the morning of "miserable, tragic, human, and worldly" came to a successful conclusion soon: the suspect (in fact, already identified) was arrested, and the medical expenses were paid... As for the crime of intentional injury, according to that The statement of a beautiful police sister should be offset by Xiao's "brave deeds"!

After all, a handsome guy who fights for his dear girlfriend always makes people feel that he is on... the side of justice!

Yiran couldn't say a few more words to Xiao Nai, and hurried back to school.In the big class of three classes, I missed the middle class, and the third class has just started.

Oh, it's the first time in my life to skip class, why am I so happy~(≧▽≦)/

Facing Nana's puzzled gaze, Yiran briefly talked about the glorious deeds of Friends Lan and his roommates, in exchange for the other party's surprised and admiring gaze.Although Yiran tried not to show pride and joy on his face, but don't mention it in his heart~

My husband is the best and most powerful person in the world! (づ￣3￣)づ╭～

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Xiao Nai and the others skipped class all morning. Although they solved a major problem for the school, they had to give the teacher face in the afternoon.So it wasn't until the evening that the duo known as the "Natural Couple (2333)" had a chance to come out and meet together.

"Husband~" Today Yiran's mouth is as sweet as honey.Although he was ashamed to call him loudly, on the bench in a secluded place, the rare little bird leaned on his shoulder like a person.

"Huh?" he said softly.

Yiran opened his mouth, and was about to say something, but immediately swallowed back the question that came out of his mouth.

"Guess what I want to ask you?" There was a little cunning in her beautiful eyes.

"Ask me... how did I find that person?" He answered in the most normal way.

Yiran raised her head from his shoulder and shook her head. (No, no, no, you can’t go against the sky as the male ticket of this public election~)

"Then...why did you beat him like that so hard?" He threw out another common guess.

Keep shaking your head.

Xiao Nai squinted his eyes, and sat up straight: "Because your husband is dull, why don't you... tell me, my lady..."

Xiao Gongju leaned on his shoulder: "I want to ask...why is he left alone? Didn't any of his colleagues help him?"

He frowned, pretending to be embarrassed: "To answer your question, I'm afraid... I need to tell you everything from beginning to end." Then he looked at her with a smile in his eyes, waiting for her to continue asking questions .

Unexpectedly, Yiran pursed her mouth, hesitated for a few seconds, and said, "It seems quite complicated, so I'd better not listen."

Xiao Nai: ...

She wasn't flirting with him but she really chose not to listen for too long TAT

The author has something to say: Xiao Nai is a little bit impatient here, because he was stimulated.

However, don't you think it's very manly to avenge your wife personally? !

And in fact, he knew it well.The trio was frightened by him, and it was the first time they saw such a tragic situation.

Yiran's words were a little cryptic. "It's a big deal to let my parents know, they will definitely support it."It means just take a breath, her parents will take care of it if no one is killed.

Now, this is the difference between our Yiran Xiaogongju and Weiwei.

If it was Wei Wei, she would probably persuade her master, "There is nothing to argue with this kind of person, just let the law punish him. I don't want you to be involved by him."

Our Yiran Xiaogongju will be super excited and touched, and feel that our husband is awesome~o(╯□╰)o

Of course, I don't know if Wei Wei's master can't help beating someone...

★★★

I will not write the specific details of the investigation, but here is an explanation for the little angels:

The gangster is a construction worker from the school next door and has good climbing skills.He was still a small boss, and he had bullying behavior before.Usually he is a little withdrawn and doesn't have a good relationship with people around him. I am 36 years old and have not married a wife. I think it is a bit perverted to think about women.But with a little brain, he chose the university next door to start, and he knew where to step.

Xiao Nai's sudden outburst came when he thought he was exposed as a voyeur, and that Xiao Nai was Nana's girlfriend, because he never thought that what happened to him last night would be exposed the next morning.Shouted: "I didn't see much either! That woman washed with her back to me."

So he was beaten.

During the beating, Xiao Nai actually realized that he must have made a mistake, but when he thought about how evil this scumbag's heart was, he dared to think about his little publicity, and he was furious that this pervert got so close to her twice. !

That's it, let's fill in the other details.

Please flood me with comments, please~