sorry i don't want to laugh

A meal cannot be regarded as tasteless.Even if someone around you is too noisy, the delicious food in front of you is always innocent, and it won't affect your good mood much.

Mr. Zhen seemed to be coaxed to be very happy by the crowd, he became drunk after drinking and eating, his cheerful appearance looked like old man Mi, and he didn't feel that he had a bad temper and a fierce face at all.It's rare to be so happy, so of course I can't finish a New Year's Eve dinner. Although we separated early, now we are discussing going back to the old house together, which is lively and lively.Most of the untired relatives were in high spirits.

When the drunk grandpa patted Xiao Nai on the shoulder to invite him warmly, his husband didn't show anything on his face, and Yiran politely declined for him—it was too late to let Xiao Nai drive pitifully alone go back?Even though the Zhen family had many rooms, there was no reason to just live in it.The most important thing is that the first contact is too enthusiastic, maybe the uncles and aunts will be frightened.

The end result is that, after finally seeing each other during the holiday, the poor Xiao Dashen could only briefly talk to Xiao Gongju in the parking lot... There were a bunch of people beside him.Although he didn't look at them intentionally, it's obviously not suitable for cuddling or uttering nasty words.

"—I'm so sorry, I asked you to meet with your parents twice, but they came in such a sudden and hasty way. But I promise, there will never be a third time in my family." In fact, she wanted to say it from the beginning.Although they have a strong relationship, they can't really take it for granted, as if just because he likes her, they can have a casual attitude towards him when they are called.

Because he doesn't like to find someone to drive for him, Xiao Nai didn't drink at all tonight. Although there is always a smile on his lips, his eyes are still very clear:

"—Never have to say sorry to each other, I thought we had reached a consensus."

Tonight, Xiao Gongju sipped some wine, his face was rosy, and he looked up at his almond eyes, which were slightly blurred under the light:

"——It's rare...I'm suffocating if I don't say it."

He reached out his hand to touch her head in a funny way:

"—Could it be that you feel dizzy after drinking?"

Yiran, who was questioned about his shallow drinking capacity, pouted to express his dissatisfaction, but did not avoid it.Finally, there is a chance to meet each other by chance, how can we avoid it?

"——I will stay in Beijing for a few days before I go home, and I will call you then. Well... remember to tell me secretly, what kind of greetings are you going to prepare for visiting your home during the Spring Festival..." Only when there is back and forth The way to get along.

"—They will be very happy if you go." He said lightly.

"—That being said, I also know that I am very attractive to the elders... But you can't really see the parents empty-handed, right?! This is etiquette, and it is indispensable." Her tone was quite complacent at the beginning, but later she became serious .of

Sigh~ My husband is good at everything, but sometimes, there is an inexplicably different kind of ... madness that does not go with the world (crossed out), especially in people who are familiar and close.This kind of righteous attitude and aura cannot be learned by ordinary people.

Xiao Nai raised his eyebrows, noncommittal:

"——If you want to give it, give it away. Anyway, my parents like you very much, and they will be satisfied with whatever you give them. By the way, I took a gift for your grandpa as a New Year's gift. It's in the car, you wait Wait." He said and turned to get it.

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For a moment, the little man who took a long old wooden box that was not too heavy raised his face and asked him: "Are you kidding me?"

"——I was going to your house to pay New Year's greetings with preparations, but you said I didn't need to prepare a gift; my grandpa just wanted to meet you temporarily and called you over for a New Year's Eve dinner, but you seriously prepared a gift??! "

The smile on his face deepened, and although he looked generally a very serious person, Yiran vaguely felt that the other party's deep black eyes revealed the meaning of "yes, I'm just teasing you".Just listen to his unhurried answer:

"——I just think... this is etiquette, which cannot be missed."

I'm used to it, I'm used to my husband being a hidden deep well ice, and he especially likes to tease her, Mr. Yiran thought so quietly in his heart.

Meng's mother was already calling her, and the time they had talked was not short.

"——I'm leaving, please drive carefully." She hugged the box and said goodbye to him.

He nodded lightly, remembering that his little princess had always maintained the good habit of going to bed early and getting up early, and finally reminded him gently:

"—Don't go to bed too late, you won't get used to it."

As a result, Yiran got into the car dazedly under Xiao Dashen's gentle watch, until she was asked by her mother: Why did Xiao Nai refuse to let go of what Xiao Nai gave his daughter?Only then did I realize that I hadn't even asked him.Could it be... Are you really a little drunk?Forget it, I'll see the same thing again at my grandfather's house.

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Even though Mr. Zhen is old, because he is happy, he is a little drunk, but his foundation is still there. He is much better than the average old man of this age.He was rather drunk, and his footsteps were a little vain, so Uncle Zhen would help him from time to time, but his mind was still sober when talking to people:

"—Give it to me?! Your parents don't have one, right? Hahaha, this young man is pretty good!"

The old man's loud voice made Meng's father and mother Meng look at each other, helpless and funny.Everyone also gathered around one after another, wanting to see what it was.

"——something is mysterious... This box looks too broken." The aunt who complained disdainfully before about why Xiao Nai went to the dinner party empty-handed followed the crowd and came to the old house, even if she was caught. After being slapped in the face, he was still muttering in his mouth. In short, he looked like a disdainful nostril.

That's just quaint fun, okay?Yiran carefully observed it all the way while holding it in his hand. I don't know what kind of material the wooden box is in deep dark purple, and there are some shallow cloud patterns carved on the side, which is generally smooth and clean.In Yiran's eyes, it is quite beautiful.But in the eyes of this noble lady, if it is not exquisite and beautiful, let alone glamorous, it only deserves the evaluation of "broken".

She speaks lightly, avoiding the two elders, grandpa and grandma, but her peers and juniors are not afraid.Talking to Yiran during the New Year's Eve dinner, and now talking to Meng's mother, this kind of obvious targeting is like having a grudge.The man next to her, who was supposed to be her husband, gave her a hand, and she gave a grumpy "tss".

Mother Meng snorted coldly and ignored her.

Mr. Zhen didn't expect it to be a precious thing. In fact, at his age and status, what he valued most was nothing more than a heart.Grandpa opened the wooden box with the determination to show surprise no matter what he saw.This is... Calligraphy and painting?

The group followed to the unused study on the second floor, and grandma even put on reading glasses.Then a well-preserved ink painting was slowly spread out on the clean solid wood desk, and displayed in front of everyone.

On the left, there are four large characters of "Horse to Success".The content of the painting is six horses, which are lifelike and vivid on the paper.Although the shapes are different, some hold their heads high, some look back and hiss, and some stomp on smoke... But they are all plump and graceful, with long temples flying and hoofs churning, and every strong muscle shows fitness and vitality. strength.It is obvious that there are only six horses, and it is still a black and white ink painting, but the brush and ink are freely swayed to create a majestic momentum of galloping horses.

What grandpa misses and is most proud of is his career as a soldier. Even though he had no chance to ride a horse on the prairie, the majestic aura of the horse in the picture and the good words contained in it were enough to surprise him when he received this gift.For a moment, everyone praised him, praised the painting as good, and also praised Xiao Nai for being really good at picking, which was right for the old man!

"——This is... after Mr. Bai Mo's "Eight Steeds", right? Looking at the line drawing, it is very much like Master Bai." It was Dad Meng who was talking, and he was talking about some classics and masterpieces in his spare time. There are many dabbles.Mr. Bai Mo was a well-known master of traditional Chinese painting before the founding of the People's Republic of China. He was good at painting birds and animals, and he is well known to everyone even today.The reason why it is said to be an imitation is not true, because judging from the year, month and date, it is already after the death of the old man.

"—It turned out to be just a copy. Let me tell you, how could it be the real thing... I don't know what to think about sending you a fake and worthless "Eight Steeds". The copy doesn't look like it at all. Do you think we can't see it?" The woman was initially intimidated by the painting that should have a lot of background after seeing it like this, but now she thought she was right, and even raised her voice, for fear that Mr. Zhen would not know that it was a painting. Cheap Sibei goods.

"——First, this is at most an imitation, not a fake, no one is going to lie to you. Second, this painting is very good. Anyway, I like it, and grandpa is quite satisfied with it. Third. , I don’t think there is any shame if it’s not a celebrity’s painting, the value depends on whether the collector thinks it’s worth it or not. As for this painting, I won’t sell it if you give me a sky-high price!” buzzing like flies in her ears It's just as annoying, but for the sake of relatives and Chinese New Year, Xiao Gongju endured it, nothing more than turning a blind eye, listening and not hearing that's all, anyway, being stabbed a few times by her words is not painful.But now, the more she talks, the more she goes too far, what kind of person her husband is made into! God knows how much effort Yiran took to not stab back directly, it is really for the sake of grandpa and grandma, I don't want the two elders to be clean during the New Year.

"—Well, my good granddaughter is right. I just like this one... this "Six Horses Picture", no matter how much it is worth if it is an imitation or not. Old lady, let's get someone to frame it and hang it in the living room tomorrow. ?” Grandpa probably finds it troublesome, and always likes to remove the word “foreign”.

Unexpectedly, Mr. Zhen, who neither likes antique calligraphy and paintings but hates fakes, is so supportive of him. The first reaction in the woman's heart is shock, and the second is embarrassment. This old man is a sensible man, he was able to "destroy relatives righteously" back then, and drive out his own son who had done scandalous things.Looking at it now, how could Zhen Yu's father be any better?This family is bullying me! Fortunately, her father-in-law is Mr. Zhen's younger brother, and the family has been separated long ago.

Uncle Zhen has been immersed in the officialdom for many years, so such a small friction with his relatives is naturally ignored, and he didn't even feel that it was necessary to come out to persuade him.Instead, it was the woman's husband who spoke first:

"——The seal says Bai and An... Tsk, this name seems familiar... Ah, I remembered! He is the grandson of Master Bai. Naturally, his name can't compare to his grandfather's, but the painting can at least It's worth tens of thousands... This is a picture of a horse that the grandson imitated the most famous work of his grandfather. If it works well, it is not impossible to tens of millions. Therefore, it is still very valuable for collection." The Zhen family in his grandfather's room is As he went further and further along the road of doing business, he was even more outstanding than blue, and he also had a lot of contacts at auctions.He talked eloquently, but his wife trembled with anger.

Although I don't know if this aunt who looks like a noble lady and behaves like a shrew has any grudges against her own mother, no matter, today, she is just like a clown, who cares?

Just be careful not to let the other party's dirty hands touch the painting that your husband gave you.

The author has something to say: As for why the aunt targeted Yiran and the others so much, this is what happened to Meng’s mother when she was young, so I won’t explain it here, it’s not important anyway.

I know everyone thought it would be Dashen Xiao who slapped each other directly in the face, but... don't you think that you always appear to be low-end by being so direct?For a real slap in the face, you don't even need to appear on the stage... Probably the most deadly is the same reason as invisible pretense. [funny][funny][funny]

It is supplemented with a "Picture of Eight Steeds" by Master Xu Beihong, which is said to be hundreds of millions.However, the auction is very deep, and sometimes it really depends on the collector's personal preferences and whether he is optimistic about its appreciation, plus speculation. "Imitation" can mean "imitation", not necessarily "imitation".No one would be so stupid as to lose two horses to make a fake.

Finally, the daily self-recommended article "Altman Tiga: My Star Will Shine".