sorry i don't want to laugh

After the holidays, that is, the coldest period of winter, spring is approaching without any haste.For example, the ice layer of rivers and ponds is getting thinner and thinner, for example, the withered and decaying grassland is gradually glowing with new vitality, for example, the lazy creatures are lively and active again, and for example... a certain young couple started to abuse the dog again. .

What a vibrant world :)

"——Hahaha I laughed so hard! Recently, many people responded to my post n long ago, asking me why I didn't post pictures...Is it, poof, is it because I was fed up with dog food and became disgusted and changed to eat Cat food." Hao Mei laughed loudly and thumped the table, shaking herself and the computer next door a few times.

Yu Banshan, who was very close together, didn't even raise his head:

"—What post? Cat food? You're wasting your time at work, so be careful not to go back at night." It's not like working overtime, but everyone has heavy tasks during this time.Fengteng Company intends to launch A Chinese Ghost Story: A Chinese Ghost Story 2, and is looking for a partner. Zhiyi is counting on winning the development rights of A Chinese Ghost Story to make a name for itself.Everyone's running-in period has passed, who can be willing to always study small software development?

Unexpectedly, Hao Mei continued to laugh shyly, with a youthful sunshine between her brows:

"——I finished the task assigned by the third child half an hour ago~ Hehehe~ Do you want to help you?"

→_→It seems that since this guy got to know KO, he has indeed learned a lot.As the boss of the dormitory, Brother Yu couldn't help feeling that he was under a lot of pressure.But in a blink of an eye, when I think of my third child, I just...

Forget it, I'm just a normal human being. [doge face]

I didn't want to continue the conversation, but Hao Mei, who was idle and bored, lowered her voice mysteriously:

"—Actually, it was the time when the two of us first met Junior Sister Yiran, we played badminton together, don't you forget?"

...How could it be possible to forget, mixed doubles! That's so sour~ But when he said this, he suddenly realized that Hao Mei was so heartbroken that he just posted a post on the school forum and posted a photo for everyone to accompany him ...Eating dog food o(╯□╰)o I persisted for two weeks before I felt bored and gave up.

"—Just an ordinary basketball game with no flirtatious eyes can stimulate the crowd. Sigh:-(~How can they understand our suffering~ We just eat dog food and support it I'm just getting used to it... to gossip so much that I want to rush to find abuse, tsk tsk tsk, why bother!" He sighed faintly.

Qiu Yonghou shook his head aside and took a deep breath.The three of them stopped joking and went back to work.

That's right, both parties have met their parents anyway. Although they are not engaged, they are not much different.In the last semester of senior year, students basically do not go back to school.As a top student, Xiao Dashen sometimes went back to school just to have a meal with his little princess, take a walk or something, and last time he was even with his elders... This kind of family with a stable and fulfilling life needs a lot of tricks People hate it!

It's a pity that everyone didn't realize it at this time, there is no worst, only worse :)

------time flies------

Nana once asked Yiran what the happiest and most romantic scene in her dream would be like.At that time, Xiao Gongju thought about it, and said embarrassingly, it would probably be...the moment when he accepted everyone's blessings and walked towards Xiao Nai wearing a wedding dress.At that time, Nana was silent for a while, and then inexplicably put forward a conjecture: Well, if Xiao Nai, who was dressed in a suit and leather shoes, walked towards her with a smile and knelt down to propose to her in the public, it would be like a TV show. She should also find it quite romantic.

Anyway, it’s just an imagination (╯▽╰), the girls tell each other about the beautiful Su Susu’s daydreams, and when Yiran thinks about it, he really admits it openly: flowers, music, the things in his heart The prince kneels to you, the cheering crowd... almost no girl can refuse these things, right?

Nana said "(⊙o⊙)" and nodded, which was very meaningful.Then he started to drag Yiran to talk about other things.

→_→If she knew that such a shameful imagination would become a reality, it would still be at their graduation ceremony this year, Yiran would not say anything...so honest. [doge face]

The previous graduation ceremonies have always been held in the school's small auditorium. After all, the number of spectators is definitely not as large as that of school celebrations and welcome parties.At this time, the younger brothers and younger sisters should be in the final review stage, and it is daytime, and there are very few people who want to join in the fun.However, the entire class of students can almost fill the auditorium to the brim.No one will be absent at this time. After all, after today, the student career at University A will come to a successful conclusion.

After the leader's speech, the student representative's speech, and the performances of various departments and majors, it was almost over as usual. Most of the leading teachers left the venue one after another, and the final carnival time was left to the graduates themselves.

The two hosts, one man and one woman, work together in a division of labor. Whether it is the serious talk in the video or the jokes that are shared with everyone later, they are carefully prepared, and the atmosphere is brought to a climax step by step:

"—I, I have always known that in our music department this year, there is a school belle whose status has never been shaken in the past four years~ It's a pity that I am in the architecture department, so I don't have a chance to know her." The hostess pretended to sigh, face But with a bright smile on his face.

"—Hey? Aren't you a fan too!" the male host said strangely.

"—What, that's because there are only five girls in our department! As for me, I usually know how to dress up, hahaha. Meng Xiaohua deserves her name~" the female host humbly laughed at herself.The audience immediately burst into laughter.

"—Anyway, we are all flowers, so we will definitely have a common language. How about... How about you sing a song together, everyone, okay?" The male host joked, holding the microphone to the audience The audience asked loudly.

? ? ?The dazed Xiao Gongju noticed that several teachers who hadn’t left the scene also shouted “good, good”... (⊙o⊙) No, Mr. Xu! You know me! I’m a music student, But majoring in ethnic musical instruments, singing and so on are very average...

But everyone is so happy, it's hard to turn down TAT

When she got on stage, the hostess smiled and whispered in her ear: "Can I sing Taylor Swift's "Love Story"? It was very popular a few years ago." Xiao Gongju agreed without thinking, Also feel relieved.What a coincidence, she shouldn't be too familiar with this song~

Without keeping the audience waiting for too long, the male host handed the microphone to Yi and left the stage directly. The sound of music in the background quickly changed to a familiar prelude.

……

"I gottired of waiting, I'm tired of waiting that seems endless

wonderingifyouwereevercomingaround gradually began to doubt whether you will appear in front of me as scheduled

Myfaithinyouwasfading once firmly believed, gradually began to waver

When I met you on the outskirts of town when I meet you again on the outskirts of the town..."

Xiao Gongju and the hostess sang more and more smoothly. At first it was a chorus, and then everyone sang a short section.At this time, two-thirds of the song has passed, and it just happened to be sung at the low point of the heroine's mood. After meeting the eyes of the hostess on the right, Yiran began to sing again:

"AndI said I said,

Romeo save me, I've been feeling so alone

Ikeepwaitingforyoubutyounevercome I keep waiting for you but you never come back

Is this in my head, I don't know what to think

Heknelt to the ground and he pulled outaring in the dream he is kneeling before me piously, holding out a ring

And said he said—”

The people in the audience suddenly became excited in just a dozen seconds, probably because they also knew that this popular song was about to usher in a climax.

"—Marryme, Juliet, you'll never have to bealone marry me, Juliet, you'll never have to be alone

I love you and that's all I really know

I talked to your dad, I talked to your dad,

gopickoutawhitedress go pick a white wedding dress

It'sa lovestory, baby, just say yes... This is our love story, baby, just say yes..." A cold and mellow male voice came in.

A very familiar male voice, this morning he regretfully told himself that the company had something to do with him, so he couldn't attend her graduation ceremony.

Turning around quickly, I saw the hostess standing on the far side with her head tilted, giving up a large space.And her husband is dressed in a straight suit and looks handsome and luxurious.He was holding a microphone in his right hand and a bouquet of flowers that were similar in appearance but each was different in his left hand, and he was walking towards her step by step.The smile was like golden fireworks overflowing in the deep black eyes... Xiao Gongju felt dizzy for a moment, as if the whole person fell into his gentle eyes and surrounded by singing.

I can't tell whether I'm more surprised or more happy... In short, at the critical moment, Xiao Gongju cleverly realizes that Xiao Nai must have premeditated it, and then remembers what he said to Nana, a traitor.

The song was over, and he also stood in front of him, so close that he could smell the fragrance of that delicate flower...

Xiao Nai looked at her seriously, with tenderness in his eyes.The thin lips parted slightly as if to say something——

"——Don't, don't, don't! Don't talk, and don't kneel on one knee!!!" Yiran Xiao Gongju lowered his voice in desperation, and called out in a low voice.

Fortunately, she still remembered to hold the microphone far away...o(╯□╰)o

Xiao Dashen was also a little helpless when his tenderness was interrupted by his sweetheart.Does this mean that she wants to... propose marriage?Even if he wanted to, even if she wanted to, she had to get engaged first.Today he just wanted to give his little princess a surprise, congratulate her on her successful graduation and wish her happiness forever... That's why he chose cosmos as the bouquet instead of red roses.

What's more, if she proposes in front of so many people, she will definitely be shy and even feel oppressed... He would not do such a thing.In today's scene, at most, I want to take an oath of ownership by the way.

Seeing that her pretty face was blushing, I didn't know if it was from embarrassment, anxiety, or excitement.Xiao Nai lowered his head, suppressed his smile, and said seriously:

"——Happy Graduation." As he spoke, he handed over the bouquet in his hand.

Yiran took it, and accidentally touched his hand in the middle, and there was a feeling of the deer bumping Su Susu that I often experienced at the beginning.

"——Thank you." Xiao Gongju could only reply in such a reserved manner, and he didn't even have the nerve to look at him.

"—Okay, I don't know if Meng Xiaohua felt the surprise? Oh, the scene just now was a girl's heart exploded (≧▽≦)/" The hostess walked to the center of the stage again, covering her face and said happily .

"——If you want, I can also sing a duet with you and give you some flowers...as long as the school doesn't hold me, a student who has officially graduated, for destroying the greenery [doge face]~" The male host also returned to the stage.

The hostess smiled and raised her forehead, and looked at the audience who were discussing enthusiastically:

"—Come on, the audience won't want to hear it. What everyone is most interested in now is today's mysterious guest, the school girl from back then, Xiao Naixiao, the master! Right?!"

"—Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!!" The shout that was about to blow off the roof was several times louder than the shout that made the young man lift up to the stage just now.

"—Okay then, who made me look less handsome than my senior brother... Sigh~ Senior Brother Xiao, seeing how enthusiastic everyone is, please tell us a few words next." The male host smiled and stepped aside.

... It was only then that Yiran realized that she must have misunderstood just now, and she was wondering why a graduated brother and sister had missed a speech of encouragement and encouragement to fresh graduates, so it was arranged here.Take another look at the flowers in his hand...Xiao Nai is not the kind of person who would kneel down to propose marriage in front of a large crowd!!!(⊙~⊙)

Xiao Gongju stepped off the stage silently, and did not accept the smiling hostess' persuasion.So embarrassing TAT... what would he think of himself?Can't wait to get married? !

The author has something to say: From this chapter on, this article will come to an end... It was originally a product of spoofing, but I accidentally wrote it for so long, so long... Thinking about it, it needs a major revision, my God!! ! Do you think the turning point is a bit abrupt?But I don't know what other interesting things I can write... Well, I will think about it when I am repairing.

Ten flowers represent perfection and perfection.

The flower language of cosmos is a girl's sincerity, a girl's innocence, cleanliness, nobility, freedom, heartiness, and eternal happiness.

The cosmos, which belongs to the Compositae family, was chosen to be dedicated to the abbot of the nunnery in Oxford in the 8th century-St. Felidis Wade.He is widely known for his considerable contributions to the city and University of Oxford.It can be said to be the patron saint of learning.Therefore, its flower language is - academic, or - always happy.

legend

Princess Cosmos, the youngest daughter of King Cosmos, is said by the witch fortune teller to be forever alone.This is the strongest curse in the Cosmos Kingdom, and no one can break this curse.So, Princess Cosmos lives alone in the princess castle.

Princess Cosmos spent a long time alone in the castle. Every day the sun rose and the moon set, she was always alone, and loneliness always eroded her heart all the time.Especially the night, because the night is always very long and difficult to get through.She often sat alone on the swing in the garden at night and cried alone.

Finally, after a long time, a knight from afar passed by the princess's castle and saw Princess Cosmos alone. This was a gorgeous encounter.The knight and the cosmos princess fell in love at first sight, and the two fell in love.The happy Ferris wheel came, and the curse of Princess Cosmos was untied.

There is no prince in this story, because only a brave knight can bring her happiness.