[Journey to the West] Empty Enlightenment Bodhi
Chapter 46 Master
Wukong and Bodhi were talking, and they arrived at Huaguo Mountain in the blink of an eye.
Bodhi got rid of the knot in his heart, and he was no longer that submissive, but he was really free and easy. When he saw Wukong holding the cloud head, he wanted to get off the somersault cloud and go down for a walk.
"Master, wait a second," Wukong grabbed Bodhi and looked around.
"What's the point of waiting?" Bodhi said, "No matter how close you are to your country, you are timid. Now that today has arrived, you should face it seriously and stop avoiding it. It's better to go down after hiding in this cloud for a year. Take a walk, it won't take a day to settle your concerns, and it's not for a good thing."
"That's not what Wukong is for," Wukong clicked his tongue. "In the eyes of the master, is the apprentice just so useless?"
Bodhi retracted his sleeves, looked at his eyes with his hands behind his back, and laughed at him: "You have to try to know whether it is useful or not. It is strange, I have never tried whether you are useful or not, you came here today If you ask me, all I can say is that I don’t know anyway.”
Wukong: ...
Still the same flavor, still the same recipe.The master is still the master who likes to speak pornographicly.
Wukong was relieved to see that Bodhi had returned to his original appearance.After all, Wukong remembered those apes and monkeys together, and his heart was always uneasy. Now he didn't want to waste words with Bodhi on this, so he directly expressed his worries: "Master, when I leave, the flowers here Fruit Mountain is towering into the sky, but now, this Huaguo Mountain——" Wukong pointed to a big hole in the ground, and said, "Look, master, this Huaguo Mountain has collapsed and sunk. This place used to be that mountain. The residence of Great King Wu Gong is also where the two stone tablets are, but now it has disappeared and nothing can be found."
"What are you afraid of?" Bodhi looked up at him, "First, you didn't kill the king of the mountain; second, you didn't collapse the Huaguo Mountain; third, the animals all over the mountains and plains didn't belong to your family—— If Huaguoshan really lost in the previous battle with Wu Gong, it has nothing to do with you."
Wukong frowned, and looked at the wild cranes and weeping willows walking everywhere: "Master doesn't know, this Huaguo Mountain is divided into 72 peaks, and the hierarchy is strict. We monkeys originally didn't occupy any of the peaks, but only occupied a second-class seat in Xiaoyao Peak. The position of the mountain people, there are some big things happening on weekdays, and no one will show us the monkeys. I provoke the mountain king again. I am afraid that the apes in our mountain will be blamed by the mountain king It's over."
"Since the matter has already happened, there is no point for you to pursue it any longer," Bodhi comforted him. "It's better to think about where to find the King of Huaguo Mountain to avenge your fellow clan."
"How do I know?" Wukong muttered, but he jumped off the cloud anyway, "Let me go and find out what the Shaoyaos are saying."
Bodhi followed Wukong and walked about a hundred or twenty steps. Looking back, forth, left, and right, there was no peony, even the weeping willow that he saw earlier, but he couldn't find it at this moment.Wukong frowned, feeling uneasy.
"Are you sure you lived here before?" Bodhi looked at the half of the broken wall, standing precariously on the side, covered with weeds, as if it was about to fall forward and collapse into dust in the next moment. into the wind.Bodhi held his breath and looked around: "This place has been deserted for some years. I guess it hasn't lived in four years. Do you really remember correctly?"
"Of course I won't remember it wrong," Wukong said, "I was born here and grew up here. Even if I close my eyes, I can describe the flowers and plants in Huaguo Mountain. How could I make mistakes in such trivial things? "
Bodhi looked hesitantly at the land that seemed to have been chewed by a dog, and questioned Wukong's words with his eyes.
Wukong opened his mouth and was about to speak when suddenly a crane blew, resounding through the sky. Heming was even more sad, and he could not help crying.
Wukong lowered his brows and eyes, feeling great pain in his heart, but was slapped on the body by Bodhi: "Go, your kind is calling you, let's go and see together."
"Okay," Wukong replied, and followed the land where the monkeys screamed and the monkeys screamed, and found a cliff along the way.
On the other side of the cliff is the waterfall, and the torrential water flows straight down into the stream.
"They're actually hiding here." Looking at the familiar scene, Wukong couldn't help feeling, "This place is hidden."
Bodhi looked at Wukong puzzled, with a surprised look on his face: "Why, you know this place?"
"Naturally I recognize it," Wukong replied, "When Huaguoshan had a beauty contest, I was on the stone slab here, jumped into the water curtain cave opposite, and thus won the title of Monkey King in one fell swoop. .”
Bodhi nodded and said to himself: "You have entered this water curtain cave, then the prohibition here will naturally be broken."
"What restriction?" Wukong asked.
Bodhi sneered: "The restriction that no outsiders are allowed to enter."
Wukong muttered, very unconvinced: "Which owner is this overbearing, such a big cave, with a water curtain outside as a natural barrier, and inside there are stone beds, stone bowls, stone cups, a natural residence, It was supposed to be shared with everyone, but this host is very stingy, and doesn't even let outsiders in."
Bodhi smiled and echoed him, followed behind Wukong, and lashed out at the master Wukong said: "Yes, this master is indeed quite domineering. I have lived here for many years, and usually put a circle around this place and ban a Suppose, even idlers can't see it, let alone enter this water curtain cave."
"Then I'm a lucky one?" Wukong listened, his eyes sparkled, as if he had taken advantage of the sky, "I plunged in and fell on the stone bed, and nothing happened." As he was talking, Wukong's thoughts drifted to nowhere, and he grabbed Bodhi's hand, yelling in his mouth to go quickly, go quickly, "Then let's go find it quickly, it is impossible for me to be with the people in this cave." What kind of great opportunity does the master have, and there are treasures waiting for me to take them away."
Bodhi shook his head with a smile, and let Wukong drag him into the Water Curtain Cave.
After passing the water curtain, there is a stone bed, a stone table, and a set of stone utensils, everything that should be there and what should not be there are all available.
There are a few wilted small peony plants beside it, Wukong looked at it, as if it had been hit by frost, limp and unable to cheer up.
"What's the matter?" Wukong stepped in and looked at the monkeys in the Water Curtain Cave, the old ones, the young ones, the sick ones, the disabled ones, and a few ugly ones who were angry with others. "Peoniaceae are kept in the Water Curtain Cave, and they cannot see the light all year round. If you raise them like this, you are really not afraid of raising them to death. Will the Master Shaoyao of Xiaoyao Peak come to trouble you?"
When the apes heard Wukong's voice, they were stunned for a moment, and then they were stunned again.
After a long while, the monkey finally came to his senses: "Little golden-haired monkey! Isn't this the little golden-haired monkey who followed Peony to the main peak of Huaguo Mountain?!"
When the little monkey said this, the other monkeys also remembered one after another: "Oh, this is the Monkey King from that year, the champion of the beauty contest, right?"
"That's right, that's the Monkey King who fought against the King of the Mountain in Huaguo Mountain and beat him away!"
"That's right, who would have thought that the little golden-haired monkey who refused to admit that he was a monkey at the beginning could become the champion of the Huaguoshan beauty pageant at that time, my God, that was the only beauty in so many years." Monkey King. We monkeys have never had such a decent title."
"As soon as you said it, I remembered. Isn't this little golden-haired monkey the same little traitor who insisted on mixing with wolves, tigers and leopards? Every day he refuses to admit that he is a monkey, and insists on looking for some origin, finding Later, didn’t they return to our monkey family?”
"Hey, don't say that," an old monkey glanced at Wukong and interrupted him, "When I was young and frivolous, I thought I was the blue cow next door when I was young, little monkey Well, I always like to think nonsense. It will be fine when it grows up. Look, won’t the little golden-haired monkey become the Monkey King when he grows up?”
……
The big guys talked all over, digging out Wukong's dark history back then.
Wukong fed twice, but didn't stop, so he stopped talking, stood aside, looked at Bodhi, and smiled embarrassedly.
A group of monkeys chattered for a long time, and finally quieted down.
Wukong asked: "I looked at the miserable outside, but I don't know what happened, why didn't everyone live on Shaoyao's Xiaoyao Peak?"
"Oh, don't mention it soon," an old monkey waved his hand, "A monster came outside and took away the peak owner of Xiaoyao Peak. And those beautiful little Shaoyao, all of them are not the same. Everything that falls is swept away.”
"That monster is so powerful, and he defeated our peak master with just a wave of his hand. Let alone us second-class mountain people, even the first-class mountain people back then didn't have the ability to stop him," recognized Wukong The little monkey chirped and said, "That monster has no opponents from all over the world, and has taken over many little beauties. Not to mention us, even the few peak owners next door have been murdered. An old man, sick, disabled, how can he stand up and say anything to him, he can only find a place to hide by himself, it is not thanks to this water curtain cave," the monkey sighed, "it's a pity What's more, the Water Curtain Cave was also cleaned up a few days ago. If it wasn't for the Shuilian Cave being swept away by the wind, I'm afraid we wouldn't even have a place to live."
"If the Monkey King comes back a few years later, even this Water Curtain Cave will be snatched by that monster." A lame red-legged horse monkey sighed, "It's really deceiving!"
"Do you know what that monster's name is?" Wukong asked him, "Where does he live? I have some skills now, but I can go and find out, and see if I can save the monkeys and save our property." bring back."
A group of monkeys chirped back to Wukong: "The man is called the Hunshi Demon King, and he lives in the Shuidang Cave to the north."
"What's the name?" Wukong bared his teeth, "Did he live in the lower reaches of this river and drink dirty water every day? He took a dirty water hole and made him call it dirty even if it wasn't dirty!"
Bodhi raised his eyes and looked at him: "Wukong, don't underestimate the enemy. This water dirty cave was originally located in the Kanyuan Mountain of the Three Realms. Its water dirty cave is not a dirty one, but a viscera. Water is living water, and it is the source of all water in the three realms. If you underestimate him and get washed away by the water, I don't care about you."
"Hey," Wukong scratched his head and laughed a few times, "Master, if you don't say it, I can really underestimate him, but since the master has said so, then naturally I won't let the master worry about it." .”
"My lord, is this your master?" The monkey who recognized Wukong earlier was especially active. Not only was this monkey active, but he was also very upright. Ever since Wukong said he was going to take a look, he took the lead and shouted. Your Majesty, at this moment, I heard Wukong call Master Bodhi, so I asked curiously, "Your Majesty, you learned your skills from this Master?"
"Hey," Wukong said with a smile, "yes, he is the master who taught me the seven emotions and six desires." Bodhi looked at Wukong's appearance, afraid that the monkey would sell himself in the next moment, and told him alive that he was the ancestor of Bodhi , now hearing Wukong speak again, my heart arose.Unexpectedly, the monkey said such a word to tease him, his heart sank back into his stomach, and he couldn't help laughing.
"Seven emotions and six desires?" The group of monkeys didn't deal with humans, so they naturally didn't know these things. They were a little curious, "What kind of magic is that?"
"That's not a spell." Wukong laughed, "It's an emotional gift."
"I don't understand, I don't understand," the group of monkeys shook their heads, "Your Majesty, you went outside, why the whole monkey has changed, we can't understand a word His Majesty said. It made us and our ears grow white It’s like that,” a monkey rolled its bright black eyes, and suggested, “By the way, why don’t you show us, Your Majesty, although our ears are growing white, but our eyes are still easy to use, maybe your Majesty will demonstrate it to us again.” , we will understand after a look.”
"Yes, yes, please show us the king."
Many monkeys booed without knowing why, the scene was very spectacular and enthusiastic, Wukong turned his head to look at Bodhi, and said with a smile: "They said let me demonstrate it again, what do you think?"
"How to demonstrate this thing?" Bodhi clicked his tongue, "If you don't teach them the knowledge of the human world first, teach them how to read, and when they understand this word, they will be able to understand thousands of inheritances, and naturally they will understand everything."
"How to demonstrate?" Wukong pretended to approach Bodhi, looking very distressed, "This is how to demonstrate." Wukong leaned in front of Bodhi, lowered his head and held Bodhi's lips, Bodhi surprised him, and just thought He opened his mouth to let Wukong leave, and Wukong's tongue jumped in along the gap.
Along the way, there was the sound of water and tsk tsk.
Wukong held Bodhi's waist reluctantly, until the lips and tongue of the two became numb, and then reluctantly let go.
Many monkeys looked shocked.
Wukong bullied the group of monkeys without knowing human affairs, so he laughed and said: "He taught me the seven emotions and six desires. That's how I learned the seven emotions and six desires."
"What kind of skills are the seven emotions and six desires, and you can only learn it through saliva?" The active little monkey before was very confused. "Saliva can pass on spells? What kind of magical spell is this?"
Wukong smiled and didn't answer.
The old monkey, who understood, pulled the ignorant little monkey aside and told him carefully.
After a long while, the little monkey approached Wukong again with a face of "I know it all", with a mysterious expression on his face: "My lord, I know. This is not a master who teaches you the seven emotions and six desires at all. You are looking for him outside." daughter-in-law, right?"
"Yes," Wukong couldn't help laughing, "You are so smart at such a young age, you must be a pillar of talent when you grow up."
"What kind of wealth is cold wealth?" The little monkey scratched the back of his head, "Forget it, it's all about getting rich anyway." The little monkey thought for a while, then jumped up suddenly, and shouted at Bodhi, "It's bad, it's bad." I haven't said hello to Mrs. Wang yet." Then the little monkey saluted Bodhi as he did when he saw Shaoyao earlier, and greeted Mrs. Wang politely.
Bodhi was speechless.
"Speaking of which," Wukong couldn't stop laughing, he turned his head to look at Bodhi, and teased him with a smile, "You are a bit casual as Mrs. Wang. If you mind—"
"I don't mind." Bodhi interrupted Wukong, "Aren't you still going to save those monkeys? Don't leave yet."
"Let's go, let's go," Wukong stretched, "You wait for me to come back."
"Don't wait, don't wait," Bodhi imitated Wukong's words, "There's nothing to wait for."
"Oh," Wukong was not annoyed, and walked out with a smile, "then you can sneak away while I'm not around."
"It's okay, Your Majesty!" The little monkey patted his chest, and promised Wukong, "You guys will help you take care of your wife! I guarantee that there is not a single hair on my wife!"
Bodhi: ...
Wukong laughed even louder, "That's hard work for you. I will reward you well when I turn around."
"Thank you, my lord!" The little monkey smiled.
Bodhi: ...
Wukong walked to the water curtain in Shuilian Cave and looked back at Bodhi: "Aren't you going with me?"
Bodhi made a smirk: "Who told you, I won't go."
"Come on," Wukong interrupted him, "You said it yourself." Wukong followed Bodhi's example, "No, no, I won't wait, I will go with you."
"Then you let me go with you?" Bodhi asked.
"Let's go," Wukong couldn't help laughing, "I won't let you go with me, who will I let go with me. Am I waiting for the wind here?"
"Hurry up, hurry up, don't dawdle," Wukong urged Bodhi, "Go early, come back early, and there is still time for dinner."
"You still have dinner?" Bodhi walked all the way, standing next to Wukong, running on him, "Your water curtain hole has been hollowed out, do you still have something to eat?"
Wukong laughed, with malicious intentions: "Don't I still have you?"
Bodhi replied with a smirk: "You want to eat me, I have no objection, but are you full? You are not practicing some kind of dual-cultivation technique, so even if I lie on the bed, I will obediently let you eat it." , you can’t make up for it.”
"Old pervert," Wukong replied solemnly, "Who told you those embarrassing things, I'm talking about the basket of rotten meat and cowpea buns at your place."
Bodhi: ...
Let's just say that this person is full of bad water.
Bodhi got rid of the knot in his heart, and he was no longer that submissive, but he was really free and easy. When he saw Wukong holding the cloud head, he wanted to get off the somersault cloud and go down for a walk.
"Master, wait a second," Wukong grabbed Bodhi and looked around.
"What's the point of waiting?" Bodhi said, "No matter how close you are to your country, you are timid. Now that today has arrived, you should face it seriously and stop avoiding it. It's better to go down after hiding in this cloud for a year. Take a walk, it won't take a day to settle your concerns, and it's not for a good thing."
"That's not what Wukong is for," Wukong clicked his tongue. "In the eyes of the master, is the apprentice just so useless?"
Bodhi retracted his sleeves, looked at his eyes with his hands behind his back, and laughed at him: "You have to try to know whether it is useful or not. It is strange, I have never tried whether you are useful or not, you came here today If you ask me, all I can say is that I don’t know anyway.”
Wukong: ...
Still the same flavor, still the same recipe.The master is still the master who likes to speak pornographicly.
Wukong was relieved to see that Bodhi had returned to his original appearance.After all, Wukong remembered those apes and monkeys together, and his heart was always uneasy. Now he didn't want to waste words with Bodhi on this, so he directly expressed his worries: "Master, when I leave, the flowers here Fruit Mountain is towering into the sky, but now, this Huaguo Mountain——" Wukong pointed to a big hole in the ground, and said, "Look, master, this Huaguo Mountain has collapsed and sunk. This place used to be that mountain. The residence of Great King Wu Gong is also where the two stone tablets are, but now it has disappeared and nothing can be found."
"What are you afraid of?" Bodhi looked up at him, "First, you didn't kill the king of the mountain; second, you didn't collapse the Huaguo Mountain; third, the animals all over the mountains and plains didn't belong to your family—— If Huaguoshan really lost in the previous battle with Wu Gong, it has nothing to do with you."
Wukong frowned, and looked at the wild cranes and weeping willows walking everywhere: "Master doesn't know, this Huaguo Mountain is divided into 72 peaks, and the hierarchy is strict. We monkeys originally didn't occupy any of the peaks, but only occupied a second-class seat in Xiaoyao Peak. The position of the mountain people, there are some big things happening on weekdays, and no one will show us the monkeys. I provoke the mountain king again. I am afraid that the apes in our mountain will be blamed by the mountain king It's over."
"Since the matter has already happened, there is no point for you to pursue it any longer," Bodhi comforted him. "It's better to think about where to find the King of Huaguo Mountain to avenge your fellow clan."
"How do I know?" Wukong muttered, but he jumped off the cloud anyway, "Let me go and find out what the Shaoyaos are saying."
Bodhi followed Wukong and walked about a hundred or twenty steps. Looking back, forth, left, and right, there was no peony, even the weeping willow that he saw earlier, but he couldn't find it at this moment.Wukong frowned, feeling uneasy.
"Are you sure you lived here before?" Bodhi looked at the half of the broken wall, standing precariously on the side, covered with weeds, as if it was about to fall forward and collapse into dust in the next moment. into the wind.Bodhi held his breath and looked around: "This place has been deserted for some years. I guess it hasn't lived in four years. Do you really remember correctly?"
"Of course I won't remember it wrong," Wukong said, "I was born here and grew up here. Even if I close my eyes, I can describe the flowers and plants in Huaguo Mountain. How could I make mistakes in such trivial things? "
Bodhi looked hesitantly at the land that seemed to have been chewed by a dog, and questioned Wukong's words with his eyes.
Wukong opened his mouth and was about to speak when suddenly a crane blew, resounding through the sky. Heming was even more sad, and he could not help crying.
Wukong lowered his brows and eyes, feeling great pain in his heart, but was slapped on the body by Bodhi: "Go, your kind is calling you, let's go and see together."
"Okay," Wukong replied, and followed the land where the monkeys screamed and the monkeys screamed, and found a cliff along the way.
On the other side of the cliff is the waterfall, and the torrential water flows straight down into the stream.
"They're actually hiding here." Looking at the familiar scene, Wukong couldn't help feeling, "This place is hidden."
Bodhi looked at Wukong puzzled, with a surprised look on his face: "Why, you know this place?"
"Naturally I recognize it," Wukong replied, "When Huaguoshan had a beauty contest, I was on the stone slab here, jumped into the water curtain cave opposite, and thus won the title of Monkey King in one fell swoop. .”
Bodhi nodded and said to himself: "You have entered this water curtain cave, then the prohibition here will naturally be broken."
"What restriction?" Wukong asked.
Bodhi sneered: "The restriction that no outsiders are allowed to enter."
Wukong muttered, very unconvinced: "Which owner is this overbearing, such a big cave, with a water curtain outside as a natural barrier, and inside there are stone beds, stone bowls, stone cups, a natural residence, It was supposed to be shared with everyone, but this host is very stingy, and doesn't even let outsiders in."
Bodhi smiled and echoed him, followed behind Wukong, and lashed out at the master Wukong said: "Yes, this master is indeed quite domineering. I have lived here for many years, and usually put a circle around this place and ban a Suppose, even idlers can't see it, let alone enter this water curtain cave."
"Then I'm a lucky one?" Wukong listened, his eyes sparkled, as if he had taken advantage of the sky, "I plunged in and fell on the stone bed, and nothing happened." As he was talking, Wukong's thoughts drifted to nowhere, and he grabbed Bodhi's hand, yelling in his mouth to go quickly, go quickly, "Then let's go find it quickly, it is impossible for me to be with the people in this cave." What kind of great opportunity does the master have, and there are treasures waiting for me to take them away."
Bodhi shook his head with a smile, and let Wukong drag him into the Water Curtain Cave.
After passing the water curtain, there is a stone bed, a stone table, and a set of stone utensils, everything that should be there and what should not be there are all available.
There are a few wilted small peony plants beside it, Wukong looked at it, as if it had been hit by frost, limp and unable to cheer up.
"What's the matter?" Wukong stepped in and looked at the monkeys in the Water Curtain Cave, the old ones, the young ones, the sick ones, the disabled ones, and a few ugly ones who were angry with others. "Peoniaceae are kept in the Water Curtain Cave, and they cannot see the light all year round. If you raise them like this, you are really not afraid of raising them to death. Will the Master Shaoyao of Xiaoyao Peak come to trouble you?"
When the apes heard Wukong's voice, they were stunned for a moment, and then they were stunned again.
After a long while, the monkey finally came to his senses: "Little golden-haired monkey! Isn't this the little golden-haired monkey who followed Peony to the main peak of Huaguo Mountain?!"
When the little monkey said this, the other monkeys also remembered one after another: "Oh, this is the Monkey King from that year, the champion of the beauty contest, right?"
"That's right, that's the Monkey King who fought against the King of the Mountain in Huaguo Mountain and beat him away!"
"That's right, who would have thought that the little golden-haired monkey who refused to admit that he was a monkey at the beginning could become the champion of the Huaguoshan beauty pageant at that time, my God, that was the only beauty in so many years." Monkey King. We monkeys have never had such a decent title."
"As soon as you said it, I remembered. Isn't this little golden-haired monkey the same little traitor who insisted on mixing with wolves, tigers and leopards? Every day he refuses to admit that he is a monkey, and insists on looking for some origin, finding Later, didn’t they return to our monkey family?”
"Hey, don't say that," an old monkey glanced at Wukong and interrupted him, "When I was young and frivolous, I thought I was the blue cow next door when I was young, little monkey Well, I always like to think nonsense. It will be fine when it grows up. Look, won’t the little golden-haired monkey become the Monkey King when he grows up?”
……
The big guys talked all over, digging out Wukong's dark history back then.
Wukong fed twice, but didn't stop, so he stopped talking, stood aside, looked at Bodhi, and smiled embarrassedly.
A group of monkeys chattered for a long time, and finally quieted down.
Wukong asked: "I looked at the miserable outside, but I don't know what happened, why didn't everyone live on Shaoyao's Xiaoyao Peak?"
"Oh, don't mention it soon," an old monkey waved his hand, "A monster came outside and took away the peak owner of Xiaoyao Peak. And those beautiful little Shaoyao, all of them are not the same. Everything that falls is swept away.”
"That monster is so powerful, and he defeated our peak master with just a wave of his hand. Let alone us second-class mountain people, even the first-class mountain people back then didn't have the ability to stop him," recognized Wukong The little monkey chirped and said, "That monster has no opponents from all over the world, and has taken over many little beauties. Not to mention us, even the few peak owners next door have been murdered. An old man, sick, disabled, how can he stand up and say anything to him, he can only find a place to hide by himself, it is not thanks to this water curtain cave," the monkey sighed, "it's a pity What's more, the Water Curtain Cave was also cleaned up a few days ago. If it wasn't for the Shuilian Cave being swept away by the wind, I'm afraid we wouldn't even have a place to live."
"If the Monkey King comes back a few years later, even this Water Curtain Cave will be snatched by that monster." A lame red-legged horse monkey sighed, "It's really deceiving!"
"Do you know what that monster's name is?" Wukong asked him, "Where does he live? I have some skills now, but I can go and find out, and see if I can save the monkeys and save our property." bring back."
A group of monkeys chirped back to Wukong: "The man is called the Hunshi Demon King, and he lives in the Shuidang Cave to the north."
"What's the name?" Wukong bared his teeth, "Did he live in the lower reaches of this river and drink dirty water every day? He took a dirty water hole and made him call it dirty even if it wasn't dirty!"
Bodhi raised his eyes and looked at him: "Wukong, don't underestimate the enemy. This water dirty cave was originally located in the Kanyuan Mountain of the Three Realms. Its water dirty cave is not a dirty one, but a viscera. Water is living water, and it is the source of all water in the three realms. If you underestimate him and get washed away by the water, I don't care about you."
"Hey," Wukong scratched his head and laughed a few times, "Master, if you don't say it, I can really underestimate him, but since the master has said so, then naturally I won't let the master worry about it." .”
"My lord, is this your master?" The monkey who recognized Wukong earlier was especially active. Not only was this monkey active, but he was also very upright. Ever since Wukong said he was going to take a look, he took the lead and shouted. Your Majesty, at this moment, I heard Wukong call Master Bodhi, so I asked curiously, "Your Majesty, you learned your skills from this Master?"
"Hey," Wukong said with a smile, "yes, he is the master who taught me the seven emotions and six desires." Bodhi looked at Wukong's appearance, afraid that the monkey would sell himself in the next moment, and told him alive that he was the ancestor of Bodhi , now hearing Wukong speak again, my heart arose.Unexpectedly, the monkey said such a word to tease him, his heart sank back into his stomach, and he couldn't help laughing.
"Seven emotions and six desires?" The group of monkeys didn't deal with humans, so they naturally didn't know these things. They were a little curious, "What kind of magic is that?"
"That's not a spell." Wukong laughed, "It's an emotional gift."
"I don't understand, I don't understand," the group of monkeys shook their heads, "Your Majesty, you went outside, why the whole monkey has changed, we can't understand a word His Majesty said. It made us and our ears grow white It’s like that,” a monkey rolled its bright black eyes, and suggested, “By the way, why don’t you show us, Your Majesty, although our ears are growing white, but our eyes are still easy to use, maybe your Majesty will demonstrate it to us again.” , we will understand after a look.”
"Yes, yes, please show us the king."
Many monkeys booed without knowing why, the scene was very spectacular and enthusiastic, Wukong turned his head to look at Bodhi, and said with a smile: "They said let me demonstrate it again, what do you think?"
"How to demonstrate this thing?" Bodhi clicked his tongue, "If you don't teach them the knowledge of the human world first, teach them how to read, and when they understand this word, they will be able to understand thousands of inheritances, and naturally they will understand everything."
"How to demonstrate?" Wukong pretended to approach Bodhi, looking very distressed, "This is how to demonstrate." Wukong leaned in front of Bodhi, lowered his head and held Bodhi's lips, Bodhi surprised him, and just thought He opened his mouth to let Wukong leave, and Wukong's tongue jumped in along the gap.
Along the way, there was the sound of water and tsk tsk.
Wukong held Bodhi's waist reluctantly, until the lips and tongue of the two became numb, and then reluctantly let go.
Many monkeys looked shocked.
Wukong bullied the group of monkeys without knowing human affairs, so he laughed and said: "He taught me the seven emotions and six desires. That's how I learned the seven emotions and six desires."
"What kind of skills are the seven emotions and six desires, and you can only learn it through saliva?" The active little monkey before was very confused. "Saliva can pass on spells? What kind of magical spell is this?"
Wukong smiled and didn't answer.
The old monkey, who understood, pulled the ignorant little monkey aside and told him carefully.
After a long while, the little monkey approached Wukong again with a face of "I know it all", with a mysterious expression on his face: "My lord, I know. This is not a master who teaches you the seven emotions and six desires at all. You are looking for him outside." daughter-in-law, right?"
"Yes," Wukong couldn't help laughing, "You are so smart at such a young age, you must be a pillar of talent when you grow up."
"What kind of wealth is cold wealth?" The little monkey scratched the back of his head, "Forget it, it's all about getting rich anyway." The little monkey thought for a while, then jumped up suddenly, and shouted at Bodhi, "It's bad, it's bad." I haven't said hello to Mrs. Wang yet." Then the little monkey saluted Bodhi as he did when he saw Shaoyao earlier, and greeted Mrs. Wang politely.
Bodhi was speechless.
"Speaking of which," Wukong couldn't stop laughing, he turned his head to look at Bodhi, and teased him with a smile, "You are a bit casual as Mrs. Wang. If you mind—"
"I don't mind." Bodhi interrupted Wukong, "Aren't you still going to save those monkeys? Don't leave yet."
"Let's go, let's go," Wukong stretched, "You wait for me to come back."
"Don't wait, don't wait," Bodhi imitated Wukong's words, "There's nothing to wait for."
"Oh," Wukong was not annoyed, and walked out with a smile, "then you can sneak away while I'm not around."
"It's okay, Your Majesty!" The little monkey patted his chest, and promised Wukong, "You guys will help you take care of your wife! I guarantee that there is not a single hair on my wife!"
Bodhi: ...
Wukong laughed even louder, "That's hard work for you. I will reward you well when I turn around."
"Thank you, my lord!" The little monkey smiled.
Bodhi: ...
Wukong walked to the water curtain in Shuilian Cave and looked back at Bodhi: "Aren't you going with me?"
Bodhi made a smirk: "Who told you, I won't go."
"Come on," Wukong interrupted him, "You said it yourself." Wukong followed Bodhi's example, "No, no, I won't wait, I will go with you."
"Then you let me go with you?" Bodhi asked.
"Let's go," Wukong couldn't help laughing, "I won't let you go with me, who will I let go with me. Am I waiting for the wind here?"
"Hurry up, hurry up, don't dawdle," Wukong urged Bodhi, "Go early, come back early, and there is still time for dinner."
"You still have dinner?" Bodhi walked all the way, standing next to Wukong, running on him, "Your water curtain hole has been hollowed out, do you still have something to eat?"
Wukong laughed, with malicious intentions: "Don't I still have you?"
Bodhi replied with a smirk: "You want to eat me, I have no objection, but are you full? You are not practicing some kind of dual-cultivation technique, so even if I lie on the bed, I will obediently let you eat it." , you can’t make up for it.”
"Old pervert," Wukong replied solemnly, "Who told you those embarrassing things, I'm talking about the basket of rotten meat and cowpea buns at your place."
Bodhi: ...
Let's just say that this person is full of bad water.
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