[Journey to the West] Empty Enlightenment Bodhi

Wukong and Bodhi went north all the way until they reached the north of the water, where pines and bamboos flourished, leaves fell and flowers bloomed, dragons on left and tigers on the right, neither afraid of life nor hurting others, lying there docilely and docilely, saw Wukong and Bodhi gone , and just closed his eyes slightly, and didn't respond.

Wukong was amazed: "This is really strange. Could it be that the devil king here has some skills, otherwise how can such a small place hide dragons and crouching tigers?"

Bodhi glanced at Wukong: "If you occupy this entire water source, I'm afraid you can subdue the dragon and subdue the tiger."

"Hey," Wukong scratched his head and laughed, "Master's words are wrong. The source of water should be under the control of the Dragon King. I'm not a relative of the Dragon King. How can I chat with the Dragon King? Holding on to this whole water source, embezzling the living water of the Three Realms, and raising dragons and tigers in captivity?"

"You don't know about that," Bodhi walked forward, with flowers blooming all the way, and even little demons dancing in the wind. If they hadn't known earlier that this place was just a monster's cave, some people would probably regard this place as the fairy's residence, the paradise of heaven and earth, Respectfully worshiped and worshiped, and participated in the last one.Bodhi was not disturbed by the outside world at all. He walked all the way, saying all the way, "If the devil king of the world wants to occupy this place, he must have a dragon king as a relative. If you monkey want to occupy this place, you only need to destroy the devil king of the world and occupy the magpie's nest. Come to think of it, then The Dragon King of the Four Seas surrendered the source of the three realms to demons, and he felt very guilty. If you killed that demon king, they would not dare to trouble you. This water source is separated from your Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave Not far away, if you have the heart, you can occupy the mountain here as king and raise dragons and tigers in captivity."

"Okay, okay," Wukong responded casually.

Bodhi walked all the way, but didn't hear Wukong's footsteps, and then heard Wukong's perfunctory response at the moment, so he turned to look at him, and saw that the monkey's eyes were tightly glued to the group of dancing demons, looking at him with concentration, Engage physically and mentally.

Bodhi simply stopped in his tracks, intending to see when the monkey would leave.

Wukong looked at it vigorously, and now he saw Bodhi stopped, and happily invited Bodhi to watch these little demons dance together.

Bodhi sneered: "I am not so leisurely and elegant. If you don't leave, I will go back alone."

"Look at their steps, although they seem to be scattered, they are actually patchwork, secretly stepping on a mystery," Wukong pulled Bodhi and said decently, "I was thinking, when we go back to the Water Curtain Cave , Let those little monkeys practice too, since the Demon King of Confusion can train a team dedicated to dancing, why can't I form a team dedicated to fighting?"

Bodhi looked at him strangely: "Why do you suddenly want to form a fighting team?"

Wukong stared at him with wide eyes, with a complaining expression: "You don't even know why I set up a combat team, you really hurt my heart."

Bodhi was stunned for a moment: "I know you're doing it for me. What I mean is, why did you suddenly change your mind? Didn't you always say let nature take its course and just take me to the palace in the sky?"

"Hey," the little monkey chuckled twice, "Let's go with the flow, that's right. Now, I think it's the most natural thing to help you fight to the sky. Of course I have to obey it."

Bodhi hesitated for a moment, nodded and said: "If you really kill the Hunshimowang later, you will inevitably have a lot of trouble. It will not hurt you to set up a team of your own."

"Of course," Wukong said triumphantly, "How could there be any mistakes in my thinking. I am the smartest person in the world."

Bodhi: ... "Well, since you learned so many spells in one night, I have to admit that you are the smartest in the world."

The smartest Wukong in the world caught a little demon and asked the little demon to write the gauntlet for him. The little demon trembled and ran back to the cave of the incarnate devil king, and tremblingly finished what Wukong asked him to convey.

"My lord, an unarmed monkey came to the door, wearing red clothes, a yellow belt, and a pair of black boots, yelling that he is the cave master of the Huaguoshan Water Curtain Cave, and now he came to us, Seek justice for that peony essence and those monkeys, they are so vicious that they scare me to death."

"Oh?" The Demon King ordered his subordinates to bring him a cloak, while asking the little demon, "What does that monkey look like? Can you see what kind of spell he uses? My uncle called me to the East China Sea, and I hurried there, second from the left." , and treat me for a while." The Confounding Demon King paused, looked around, and a one-horned ghost king stood up beside him, received the order, and waited for the order from the Conflicting Demon King. "Go and see, what kind of magic does that monkey use? If it is a Taoist technique, you can lead him in, serve tea first, so that you can wait on him, and tell him that I will be there in a moment; If there is something to do, ask him to come back another day; if you are waiting for the sorcerer, you can ask him to go back and give a message to his demon king, and ask his demon king to talk to me. Heh, Jiao Demon King is optimistic about this land and wants this Kanyuan Mountain. He didn't even look at who was behind him, so he dared to speak boldly, if he didn't let him go for a few days, the Jiao Demon King probably didn't know that the source of water in this world was named dragon, and would think that the name of water in this world was changed to Jiao."

The little demon who came to pass the letter thought for a while, and replied with some hesitation: "Your Majesty, General Zuo, take a second look, that monkey doesn't look like a Taoist or a Buddhist. His body style doesn't look like a monster, maybe it's just a little monster."

"Then just fight and go out!" The devil incarnation put on a suit, a black gold helmet on his head, a soap robe on his body, and flower pleated boots on his feet, and ordered in a hurry, "The old ancestor borrowed me Kanyuan mountains and rivers!" Dirty hole, let’s gallop all over the eastern land, think of me as a majestic oolong, kill a few little monsters in the eastern land, even if it is investigated in the future, it will only be rewarded for credit."

The one-horned ghost king agreed, and only said: "Your Majesty, hurry up, don't delay the affairs of our ancestors."

The Demon King of Confusion went out, and before he could use the Cloud Summoning Jue, he was beaten up by Wukong.

The two of you come and go, a big scimitar used by the demon king of the world, the blade is sharp, and the sword technique is overbearing. Wukong is unarmed. The devil incarnate clutched his crotch and screamed.

Bodhi, who was watching, shook his head, thinking to himself that this monkey doesn't use any serious kung fu, and only picks up those dirty and wicked tricks. It really doesn't know how bad this monkey is.

After suffering the pain, the Demon King raised his sword and slashed at Wukong. Wukong jumped up, plucked a handful of hairs, threw them in his mouth, chewed them, turned into two hundred little monkeys, and taught Wukong all the bad things.

Two hundred little monkeys pulled their arms, pulled their crotches, hugged them, pulled them, even picked their eyes, twisted their noses, and covered their mouths, trapping the demon king in an iron bucket, airtight Not to mention swinging the knife again, the Demon King of Confusion can't even open his mouth to read the formula at this moment.Wukong seized the opportunity to snatch the sword from the Demon King Hunshi, separated the little monkey, and used force on the head of the Demon King Hunshi to split the Demon King in two.

Wukong won the victory, waved his big hand, and led a group of little monkeys with vellus hairs to rush into the water dirty hole, saying: "Boys, let's do justice for the sky."

"You are doing justice for the heavens. You are obviously taking advantage of the fire." Standing on one side, Bodhi frowned as he looked at the crowd of golden-haired little monkeys.

"It's all the same, it's all the same," Wukong laughed and hugged Bodhi and entered the water dirty hole together, "Isn't the way of heaven just fighting with open flames?"

Bodhi made him laugh: "You monkey head, you never stop talking."

"Hey," Wukong called the little monkeys to rescue the trapped monkeys, stood aside and reasoned with his master, "Master, you can't say that, my mouth is not as good as yours, master. Master, you really don’t have a single good word in your mouth. I’m not as good as I am.”

Bodhi smiled and nodded at him: "You are usually the most eloquent, but now you are putting the matter on my head. How can I not know that you have also learned lip service from me besides emotions and desires?"

Wukong chuckled: "I probably learned it secretly while kissing."

Bodhi shook his head and laughed: "Why does everything change when it comes out of your mouth?"

Wukong rolled his eyes: "It's not like everyone said that beauty is in the eye of a lover, and we may be sweets in a lover's mouth."

Bodhi smiled for a while, and Wukong leaned aside, watching Bodhi's smile without blinking.

After a while, Bodhi stopped laughing and looked at Wukong: "You don't know how to be ashamed in front of so many monkey grandchildren of yours." Bodhi laughed at him, "Hurry up and set a good example for your monkey grandchildren. "

"This is not my monkey grandson alone," Wukong approached Bodhi, his low voice lingering in his ears, "Master, you are the wife of the cave master of Huaguoshan Water Curtain Cave, these monkey grandsons all have you one of them."

Bodhi held his breath, Wukong's lips pressed down, and the little monsters on the side were screaming, but after a while, he found that his king and his wife didn't pay attention to their little monkeys' thoughts, so they turned off. With the mind of watching the excitement, he happily threw himself into the Baibao Cave of Shui Dirty Cave.

Let's talk about the second one from the left, when he saw the demon king being cut in half by Wukong, he twisted the formula, slipped out of the dirty water hole quietly, and ran back to his master in a hurry.

The Dragon King of the East China Sea heard the report from the second from the left, and couldn't help being furious: "This monkey is too much. On the border of the East Land, he even killed his nephew and treated me as nothing. Who gave him the courage!"

The author has something to say:

1. Kanyuan Mountain in the Three Realms, Water Dirty Cave in the Five Elements【

The matching words of the second round].The hurdle is water, which is the source of the water source of the Three Realms that I said that the dirty hole is the water.

2. The little demon said: "He doesn't have any equipment. He is bare-headed, wearing a red collar, a yellow silk sash, and a pair of black boots. It's called." [

The little demon in the second round] This is the source of what I said about Wukong wearing red clothes and Wukong's cultivation of Confucianism.

Bare, not shaved, means not wearing a hat.

3. The actual size of the little monkey is only 1.3 meters, but I plan to let him grow to 1.9 meters three.Hahaha ignore this.

4. The relationship between the Confused Demon King and the Dragon King was fabricated by me, the relationship with the Jiao Demon King was also fabricated by me, and the relationship with the Buddha Cultivator was even fabricated by me.

5. Wukong in the original book is actually fierce and hard to tame. In the text, "destroy all the goblins, big and small", but in contrast to the demon king of the world, he brought back all the monkeys in the Shuilian Cave instead of destroying them all.

I think the extermination of everything here probably refers to the removal of Confucianism from all schools of thought.Do not leave a way for others to survive.

Above, thank you all for listening to the fifty cents I forcibly chattered.