[Journey to the West] Empty Enlightenment Bodhi

Let’s say that the Dragon King of the East China Sea sent people to infiltrate Wukong’s team of little monkeys and uniformed their uniforms secretly. They only came from other peaks. They knew that the water curtain cave had just changed its peak owner recently, and they had had enough of the low-level mountain people. In hard times, he came to seek refuge with the cave master of Shuilian Cave.

A few days ago, Wukong brought the monkeys to level the dirty water hole. Everyone saw it, so many little monkeys came to seek refuge in the water curtain hole, and Sun Yi didn't take this monkey too seriously.Sun Yi brought people in front of Wukong, as usual, let Wukong judge.Wukong didn't react when he heard it. The rules of Huaguo Mountain have always been there. The monkey came to join him at this moment, calling out to his ancestors one by one. The little monkey was rejected.Seeing that the monkey was very clever and sensible, Wukong nodded and asked Sun Yi to arrange the monkey without further questions.

Sun Wukong came here a few days ago, but he took the initiative to ask Sun Wukong: "My lord, since we have replaced Xiaoyao Peak and become one of the masters of the 72 peaks, do you think it is necessary to send some invitations to the other 71 peaks to engage in business with them?" Good relationship? Although according to the rules of Huaguo Mountain, there is nothing wrong with these monkeys coming to you, but so far, most of the monkeys on Huaguo Mountain have been included in our Shuilian Cave. The strange thing is , the rest of the peak owners of Peak 71 have not spoken out, do you want to formally inform them, otherwise they will be neighbors in the future, and it will not be easy to get along with each other if something happens."

Wukong thought for a while, "What you said is also reasonable. They don't want to take the initiative to contact me, presumably because I am young and have short qualifications, so they look down on me. In this case, we might as well lower our profile and take the initiative to contact them. It's just a post, it doesn't matter, I'll let you handle this matter."

Sun nodded in response.

Wukong asked him about the monkey training earlier, and Sun Yi replied, "According to the king's method, we sent people to cut down the bamboo and wood in the mountain, and the children practiced hard, and they can already do it." The squad is fighting."

Bodhi was sitting by the side eating grapes, but when he heard Sun Yi's reply, he turned his head and smiled at Wukong: "If you really want to train them, why bother to use the mortal bamboo and wood? Use the real knife, the sharp sword , the trick sees blood, kills with one blow, and saves half a year of practice, and it’s like playing a house, without even seeing the real tip of the knife." Bodhi thought for a while, and suddenly laughed, " Don't face off with others at that time, only to find out that your monkey is bleeding, that will be a lot of fun."

Wukong frowned and thought for a moment: "That won't work. Although Huaguo Mountain is not under the jurisdiction of the mortal emperors, it is still very close to Aolai Kingdom. If our actions are too big, we will use real swords and dance with them every day. Not to mention that the king of Aolai country wants to send troops to fight, I am afraid that the peak masters around here will fight me."

"You are so simple and cute," Bodhi mocked him, "if you don't buy real swords and guns, the king of Aolai country knows that you monkeys are practicing soldiers and horses with a few bamboos and woods, so he shouts at every turn. Fighting and shouting to kill, I am afraid that they will not give you a way to survive, and you will send troops to fight."

Sun Yi stood at His Highness, listened to Bodhi's words, and totally agreed with him: "Your Majesty, Madam is right, instead of being passively beaten at that time, it is better to take the initiative now, just when we post the post, we can take this opportunity to ask other Feng Lord, why don't you all attack together to destroy the Aolai Kingdom, and find a place to fool the mortal king by yourself."

Wukong: ...

"Don't make nonsense," Wukong scolded in a deep voice, "the king must be a person who is capable, and he can keep the people of a country safe. Yes, what’s the matter, you just want to be the leader. You have been the commander for a few days, but your skills have not improved, but you have grown a lot of courage, and you actually came up with the idea of ​​the king of the Aolai country.”

On the one hand, Sun was still dissatisfied, and kept yelling: "The king can also rule a piece of land now, why can't he be fooled by that king? This Shuilian Cave is not well-known in the entire Huaguo Mountain now." Why, my lord, why do you have so little confidence in yourself, not to mention the king of the Aolai country, even the Jade Emperor in the sky, you can sit on it."

Wukong made Sun Yi laugh angrily: "You are really capable. You have even coveted the position of the Jade Emperor. This is a long-term skill. I said that you have been growing up for more than two years. How can you not grow taller because of your age? This skill has been improved." Sun Yi closed his mouth, but he was not convinced in the end, Wukong saw it, and he was puzzled, and asked him with a frown: "Who told you this?"

"No one," Sun Yi stiffened his neck, "Your Majesty's ability to govern is obvious to all. Even if there will be sacrifices when attacking Aolai Kingdom, we are willing to wait."

Wukong sighed and said: "I just now know that Master, your previous suggestion was correct, I shouldn't teach them martial arts first, early literacy is really more important than anything else. Look, these one or two are ignorant and ignorant. It's just trying to kill me."

Bodhi laughed and said, "It's not too late to teach them how to read and write. Speaking of which," Bodhi teased him, "You really don't want to be fooled by that mortal king?"

"Stop being ridiculous," Wukong waved his hand, "Sun Yi has never seen the world, master, have you either? How can I be made to be a king?"

Bodhi laughed and said, "Why are you not suitable to be a king? I think you look good."

"Come on," Wukong said, "to be the master of others, you must protect others well, control your subordinates with restraint, be open-minded, tolerate what ordinary people can't bear, and tolerate what ordinary people can't tolerate. Tell me, which one of mine fits the bill?" gone."

Bodhi laughed and said, "Even if you don't meet any of the criteria, you can still be a king."

Wukong: "It's worth it, don't talk about it, I just don't have that ability, and I don't want to take that job." Wukong turned around and called Sun Yi, and took one of the ten loads of gold from earlier, "Go down the mountain and look for it." People make some weapons, they have to be made of fine steel, look carefully, and then give people money, understand?"

Sun Yichang was so old, it was the first time he saw so much gold, and he didn't blink at the moment. The king didn't want his family to be king, so he fixed his eyes on the gold, for fear that the golden legs would fly away, so he Even when he received the order, his eyes kept falling on the gold and never left.

Bodhi looked at the little monkey's expression and was amazed: "How did you make him the leader? Look at this monkey, it's really shameful."

Wukong said with a smile: "Power and desire always expand together. Before this monkey had no rights, he was quite simple."

Bodhi laughed at him: "You deserve it, you were almost pissed off today. Who told you to choose such a simple fool, whoever coaxes and deceives him, and he will believe everything. Let me see, today's It was the first time, and there will be more such things in the future.”

Wukong was not annoyed at letting Bodhi run on him like this, he took a sip of his tea and calmed down: "Isn't this good? It's been a long time since I saw such a simple, innocent and cute girl. I've been in Nanbuzhou for a long time. , Seeing these simple children, I still feel very precious."

Bodhi squinted at him: "You are really not joking? I saw that when you were in Nanbuzhou, you were not deceived by others, but you were very sure of deceiving people, just like a copy of Luming, Black people don’t pay for their lives.”

Wukong said: "I have a city mansion, and I love to deceive people, but I also like to see innocent people."

Bodhi laughed at him: "Come on, you probably like it because simple people are easy to deceive."

Wukong smiled back at him: "Look at you, you don't have a good word out of your mouth. You are neither innocent nor cute, and I still like you."

Bodhi pursed her lips, and looked at Wukong in surprise: "I'm not innocent, I'm not cute? Compared with you, I've already become a cute little girl!"

Wukong smiled and shook his head. After a long while, he said: "It's been a long time, and I always feel that the pure and cute are the real blessings."

Bodhi didn't argue with him again: "What's wrong with you, suddenly enlightened?"

Wukong smiled and said: "Look at what you said, why did I suddenly realize this, I have always had this enlightenment."

The two said that during the trouble, Sun Yi had already sent out the invitation, and only said that they mainly held the enthronement ceremony in Shuiliandong, and hoped that the peak masters of each peak would be able to hold a personal presence.

Sun ordered the weapon, and brought a group of little monkeys down the mountain to bring the weapon up. The old ironsmith was amazed. He only thought that the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain were all mature, and they all knew how to give money when they went out to buy things. .

Wukong glanced at the weapons, but there was no one he could fancy, so he called Sun Yi, and asked the monkeys and grandchildren to come and pick up the weapons, and the distribution was over.

Sun turned his eyes and took the four of them down the mountain again.When going up the mountain again, Sun Yi walked behind, and the four monkeys carried a heavy knife and walked up the mountain humming.

When Wukong saw the knife, he was still stunned: "What are you doing?"

Sun Yi leaned forward with a grin: "My lord, we heard that you killed the devil king with a single blow, so I specially made an elite knife for you. Take a look, is it smooth?"

Wukong was dumbfounded, but Bodhi joked: "You are very considerate as a commander."

Sun Yi responded with a chuckle: "Your Majesty is comfortable, so we can rest assured."

In fact, Wukong still wants to refuse: Although in the stories you heard, I use a knife, but in fact I don't know how to use a knife.

"Your majesty has weapons, he doesn't need this knife," Bodhi saw that they were funny, and he smiled and relieved them. The little monkeys in the ground were howling, and Bodhi laughed, "Let's put this knife here first. Your Majesty understands your wishes, so you go down first."

As soon as Sun heard that Wukong had a weapon, he suddenly didn't want to leave. He insisted on grinding Wukong to show him the weapon: "My lord, what does your weapon look like? Let the little ones have a look."

Wukong: ...

Wukong glared at Bodhi, and Bodhi grinned, without revealing the guilt of the two opposing swords at all, and turned back to eat his grapes again.Wukong could only explain to them by himself: "I don't have a weapon, and I don't need a weapon."

"That's impossible," the little monkeys blew up the pot, "Why don't you have a weapon, my lord?"

"That's right, my lord, beating someone with bare hands hurts so much, you'd better find a weapon."

……

Bodhi laughed amidst the twittering: "Speaking of which, why don't you use those two swords?"

Wukong sighed: "Do you think I don't want to use it? Those two swords are not easy to use. Although they can help me block one when there is a crisis, but in normal times, they always feel like me. Separated by one floor, I don’t listen to my orders and don’t talk, and sometimes lose my temper.”

Bodhi was taken aback for a moment, and then nodded thoughtfully: "It's possible, after all, Yuanshi has nourished himself with his own vitality for so many years, and maybe he has spiritual energy."

The little monkeys below were still chirping and asking their king to use weapons. Wukong frowned and asked Bodhi: "I think what they said is right. I should prepare a weapon. When I was fighting with the devil king, I almost ate without a weapon." Sorry, do you know where there is a suitable one?"

Bodhi originally wanted to recommend Dinghaishenzhen. After all, these are weapons refined by Wukong's body, and they must be easy to use.But after thinking about it later, Wukong also gave Yuanshi the Dinghaishen needle. It is not the same as the two opposing swords. If you only recognize Yuanshi and not Wukong, then this is a bit troublesome.So Bodhi finally could only shake his head: "I don't know."

Wukong clicked his tongue in disgust: "At this time, shouldn't you tell me that from now on, you have all my weapons?"

Bodhi smiled and said, "I told you a long time ago, you can't use the weapons I refined."

The author has something to say:

In the original book, Wukong is a little Confucian scholar who is obedient and obedient. I plan to make him a real little Confucian scholar in the early stage. For love, Wukong becomes a good boy who knows to give money when he goes out to buy things. Later, he will become an authentic boy. The people of Taoism =. = In the future, I will not mark them differently.

In the original book, the reason why Wukong buys sharp swords is that the king of birds, king of beasts, is training his troops to attack him, so he has to work hard to train his troops and buy weapons. 【…Have logic been eaten by dogs? If you are afraid that people will beat you because of your practice, then don’t practice it, unless Wukong knew early on that there would be a fight, even if you risk being beaten, you must practice it. This is what I said Wukong’s learning art is a big deal] It’s far away, the weapons in the original book are not for buying, Wukong thought, this weapon was originally for buying, but since I know magic, then I won’t buy it, I will use a spell to make people Frightened away, he went back with his weapon on his shoulders. [This rascal is fine too.If others discard it, you don't need to spend money. 】