[Journey to the West] Empty Enlightenment Bodhi

The second left eye rolled his eyes, and opened his mouth with a bad idea: "Old ancestor, why don't we accuse that monkey of committing a crime?"

"Offence?" The Dragon King of the East China Sea sneered, "Have you been following that bastard for a long time, and you are used to domineering under the ground, and you really take yourself seriously, thinking that you are the Overlord of the Eastern Earth that the Jade Emperor himself sealed? "Dragon King said suddenly, "The land boundary of Dongtu originally belonged to Emperor Donghua. Since the reconciliation of the Queen Mother of the West, Emperor Donghua has become more and more indifferent in recent years. Only now can we take advantage of it. If it is not for occupying this Kanyuan The water in the mountain is dirty, how can we take the opportunity to say the same thing in this acre?"

The second from the left shook his head: "The old ancestor's words are wrong. We only say that there are monster monkeys here, and they have occupied the Kanyuan Mountains and Waters and dirty caves in the eastern land. As a result, our Dragon Palace has insufficient water and there is no way to rain," said the second from the left, " Everyone has seen the Jade Emperor's attitude towards monsters in recent years, such a monster monkey was born in this eastern land to do evil, Jade Emperor can't let it go."

The Dragon King frowned: "Although what you said is somewhat reasonable, it's just that this monkey is very suspicious, and I'm afraid it will be self-defeating."

The second from the left leaned forward and listened: "What's so strange?"

The Dragon King sighed: "When this monkey was born, it just happened to catch up with the Jade Emperor's monster regulations. According to the monster's ascension regulations, this monkey should have been hacked to death. Who would have thought that the Jade Emperor would specially send a servant to come here Dongtu, give an order to the Thunder God and the Lightning Mother, saying that this monkey was born naturally, so don't worry about it. Not to mention that the red flame is already hot, the Jade Emperor would send him to make a special trip here, run away Come here to declare the decree. Just don’t worry about it, it’s hard for us to fathom the Jade Emperor’s decree. Tell the Jade Emperor about the monkey’s occupation of the water source. No one knows. In case this monkey really has something to do with the Jade Emperor, and later he sues me in the Lingxiao Palace and bites me back, it is hard to say who the Jade Emperor will trust. Besides, if the Jade Emperor takes the opportunity to pursue Responsibility for occupying the water source, aren't you putting me on the fire?" The second from the left listened, lowered his eyebrows and pondered, and felt that the Dragon King's thinking was quite reasonable, and deeply felt that the Dragon King was the Dragon King, and the ancestors were the ancestors, after so many years The rice is not free, after all, it is a little more cautious than myself.

Seeing Zuo Er like this, the Dragon King knew that Zuo Er didn't have a reliable idea, so the Dragon King nodded Zuo Er's head, and said in a bad tone, "Zuo Er, Zuo Er, I think your mind is getting more and more confused. I don't even know how much I weigh myself, so sooner or later, I will be involved together."

"Old Ancestor, the second from the left didn't mean that. We are at our own risk about the devil king of the world, and it's no good to get entangled," the second from the left smiled, smug, "But in other matters, we can play tricks, although there is no way to directly deal with it." That monkey, it’s okay to just lure him into trouble.”

"Oh?" Dragon King Ao Guang squinted at him, "What's your idea? Let me listen to you. If the words are not good—" The Dragon King's threat was strong, and the second from the left certainly knew it, and he understood it very clearly, so he was in a hurry He issued a military order, "Don't worry, old ancestor, the second from the left will do things, and you will be satisfied."

"Then let me listen to you." Dragon King Ao Guang folded a dragon's son and grandson, and he was worried about this subordinate at the moment, for fear that he would be folded in again, so he insisted on making it clear, "You don't If I explain the matter clearly, I'm afraid that my heart will be in a state of turmoil and I won't be able to let it go."

The second from the left smiled maliciously: "Old Ancestor, you don't know, the Jiao Demon King came to my king a few days ago, just because of the dirty cave in Kanyuan mountains and rivers, think about it, this monkey got the dirty water cave , Of course, I will also get to know this Flood Demon King, who is this Flood Demon King, the rampant old monster, even an old oolong like my king, almost let this Flood Demon King be deceived, this monkey Dealing with these people, I am afraid that there will be no return."

When the Dragon King heard this, he felt a little angry in his heart. He thought, it's the same as if you didn't say what you said. Do you mean that I won't avenge this revenge?So the Dragon King blew his beard and stared at the second man on the left, more and more seeing that the second man on the left was not a good guy, and even wondered suspiciously that the second man on the left had an evil intention and colluded with that monkey, so he gave his unsatisfactory nephew and grandson to him. Killed.

The second from the left naturally didn't know what the Dragon King was thinking, and he was still dutifully telling the Dragon King about his plan: "Look, old ancestor, this monkey can't beat the Demon King, and will definitely come to find weapons. We just need to be in his monkey team Put someone in and tell him that there are weapons he needs in the East China Sea Dragon Palace, he will definitely come here, as long as he comes to the Dragon Palace, don't worry that we have no reason to punish him?"

The second from the left chuckled, and the treachery was immediately revealed on his face, "At that time, we will find a weapon with a reputation that we don't need, and tell the monkey that if he can take it, he can take it casually. Follow the monkey If the monkey can take it away, he will take it away happily, and we will write to the Jade Emperor, saying that this monkey has usurped the heaven and earth treasures of the Dragon Palace; After smashing this Dragon Palace, we will write to the Jade Emperor again, saying that this monkey bullied the Dragon King, forced him to sit in the water house, seized the water source, and failed to ask for weapons. Tu, those of us who practice rain can only obey him with fear, fearing that it will not work. Even if the Jade Emperor really has something to do with that monkey, you made this in front of everyone, and the Jade Emperor will also protect him at this moment Can't live."

"That's a good idea," the Dragon King nodded, "It's just that it's not easy to find a weapon that can't be taken away."

"That's so difficult." Zuo Er thought for a moment, and immediately came up with an idea, "That monkey is 1.3 meters long, with bare hands, and looks like he is only 30 years old. Give it to him, he can afford twenty catties, but he can't afford two hundred catties. Let's give him the two hundred catties and two thousand catties weapons, so that he won't be angry? If he is angry, why not? Can you make a fuss?"

"According to what you said," the Dragon King thought about the plan back and forth, left and right, and found that there were indeed no flaws, so he let go, "You arrange people yourself. If this is done, There will be great rewards in the future."

"The old ancestor praised the little ones," Zuo Er replied with lowered eyebrows and lowered his hands, and said, "This is what the little ones are supposed to do. The king treats the little ones well, and the little ones should do these things."

"My nephew and grandson are just a worry, and you don't need to say anything good for him," Dragon King felt that Zuo Er was an embarrassing talent at the moment, and he put the previous words behind him. , just to comfort the second from the left, "You have been wronged by following that bastard all these years."

One master and one servant, you come and go, talking very sincerely, the master wants to use his brains for making plans; the servant wants to take advantage of the Dongtu and the bully, the two have their own plans, They flatter each other, but they have a good time with each other, and they hate seeing each other late.He had already left behind the ignorant nephew and grandson and the sympathetic king, the only role of the devil king was probably to set up a very useful wisher to take the bait for the sake of the two people's stink.

Let’s say that Sun Wukong and his party returned to Huaguo Mountain. The master of the 72 peaks heard that Wukong had defeated the demon king alone. He only thought that one of the 72 peaks would be changed into the cave master of the Water Curtain Cave, but no one took this matter to heart. .

Wukong didn't care too much, and practiced the monkeys on that mountain according to his original idea.The monkeys were lively and active, but they accepted Wukong's love, knowing that Wukong saved their lives and accepted the training, but it was really difficult to accept the army's drills, and the monkeys jumped up and ran away all over the mountain. , is really hard to manage.

There are a lot of monkeys, and everyone usually calls in confusion, mostly white-haired monkeys, black-haired monkeys, golden-haired monkeys, etc. Now, once they gather together, it is difficult to say hello, and the recognition has dropped a lot.It was so black that it was impossible to distinguish the fur color.Wukong looked at the moving monkey heads in front of the court, thinking about naming the monkeys.

"You still want to name your monkey grandson?" Bodhi mocked him. "Even if you choose a name, you won't recognize these monkeys. It's a waste of time."

Wukong didn't pay any attention to him, he just named the monkeys wholeheartedly.When Wukong thought about it, he did his best, but when he took it, he was very casual. In Bodhi's words, "If you had named your name like this earlier, you probably wouldn't have to think about half a month." I thought of a very simple and effective method, "If I didn't want to spend half a month, how could I come up with such an easy-to-understand, simple and clear method of naming." Bodhi made him speechless, quite helpless.

Wukong divided all the monkeys into five teams, and the captain of each team was called Sun Yi, Sun Er, Sun San, Sun Si, and Sun Wu.From then on, the captain called the monkeys Sun Yiyi, Sun Yier, Sun Yisan, and so on, but they gave the monkeys their names, cut their clothes, and dressed them up in the human world.

In this way, Wukong only needs to recognize Sun [-], Sun [-], Sun [-], Sun [-], and Sun [-].This grandson, one, two, three, four, five, only needs to recognize his own name, one, two, three, four, five, and each of them is only in charge of five monkeys. Even if the monkeys have the same fur color, they can easily recognize them.

After Wukong divided the names, he immediately felt that he was the smartest person in the world, and all the ways he thought of were so clever that he was so clever that he was about to go to heaven.

Bodhi shook his head and looked at him: "You have to change your temperament at any time, your tail will be up to the sky."

Wukong held his tail: "You old master, what's your idea of ​​hitting my tail again?"

Bodhi was speechless, and said back to him: "You can't change your flirtatious temperament."

Wukong put down his tail heckly, and went to Bodhi: "Master, you can play with your tail, but you can't change your personality. Is there a better temperament than me in this world? If others scold me, I won't." Annoyed, if you hit me, I will not be angry. Where can you find such a good temper," Wukong waved his hand, "I won't change it, I won't change it."

Bodhi: ... "Come on, what you used to bluff me earlier, you're still making up for it now. If you have a good temper, you can kill all the little demons in the dirty water hole? If you If you have a good temper, there will be no bad temper in this world."

Wukong laughed again, and he was not ashamed when his lies were exposed, so he smoothed things over for himself: "Master's words are not right, I only know one person, and this person has a worse temper than me. Compared with him, my temper is natural." It's great."

Bodhi squinted at him: "You monkey, don't tell me you want to talk about me."

Wukong laughed: "Master, look, you yourself know that you have a bad temper, and your apprentice has a bad temper, so of course you followed the master's lead."

The author has something to say:

Wukong was really good-tempered in the early days, when his classmates bullied him, he really didn't fight back.Later, without knowing what happened, he became fierce and unruly.

In fact, when he was fighting with the Demon King, the Demon King had a sword but it was useless, he had the opportunity to kill Wukong but he didn't do it, but Wukong cheated, saying that he wanted to compete with the Demon King, in fact he directly cut the Demon King with a knife.This is cunning.With this cunning as the basis, it can be deduced that Wukong also lied earlier in order to apprentice.

Also, as I said yesterday, the Demon King of Confusion did not kill the captives, but Sun Wukong did. The Demon King of Confusion actually just robbed the stone tools in Shuilian Cave, but Monkey King killed all the little demons in Shui Dirty Cave. This is clearly a bad temper.It is not for nothing that Sun Wukong was later called the Demon King.

So I think that the only thing in the whole text that has a good temper is probably really pretending to Bodhi.

So, it’s not without reason that Wukong’s acting skills are exaggerated,