That narcissus flower is perfect

701 Nanjing Road.

A rattling second-hand Santana squeezed over, the door was pushed open, and two long legs stepped out. Yu Yue scratched the messy hair like a chicken coop, and while closing the car door, he spat: "Fuck!"

Just 10 minutes ago, he just dated a divorced man with a baby, and the man said to him earnestly, Xiao Yu, I can give you my heart, but my body belongs to everyone, you can't be so selfish.

The implication is that he, Yu Yue, wants to share his JB studded with Swarovski rhinestones with A, B, C, and D who do not know where they will appear.

Yu Yue exploded on the spot, picked up the coffee and poured it down on his forehead where he could count the number of hairs. The man was furious, pointed at his nose and cursed: "An old man like you deserves no one Shit!"

Yu Yue's face was red and his ears were red. Out of face, he had to lower his voice: "Even if it's rusty, it's not your turn!"

The bald man sneered: "I think you are also worthy to buy a boyfriend to comfort yourself. I will show you the way. When you go out, turn left and go straight. There is a store called 'Boyfriend'. Buy as many as you want, guarantee Loyal to you."

In a fit of anger, Yu Yue really rushed over in his rattling second-hand car.

The three big characters of "Boyfriend" hang above the head, carved from gray wood, with a sense of retro dilapidation.

Walking in front of the door, the nausea in Yu Yue's chest slowly dissipated, his surging courage leaked out, and he became that mediocre and timid little coward again.

Looking in from the outside, this store is quite romantic, it is full of flowers and green plants, probably because of the daytime, there is no noise inside, it doesn't look like a place for that kind of business at all.

Yu Yue touched the bank/bank card in his pocket, wondering how much it would cost to buy a boyfriend from here.

He gritted his teeth, if he could really buy a good man who would greet him well, warm his feet and bed, and exchange his philosophy of life with him, even if he spent a little more money, it would be worth it.

Yu Yue pushed the door open, and the moment he stepped into the store with his right foot, the flowers and plants in the room suddenly shook, as if to welcome him.He took a closer look, but there was no movement at all. At that moment just now, it seemed that he had hallucinations.

Yu Yue's heart was trembling, and he stood at the entrance at a loss, looking left and right, but no one came to greet him, only saw a young man sitting by the window sill, his hair was dyed rainbow colors, and he made a cockscomb shape , holding a mobile phone in his hand, talking with someone on the phone.

This store is so small that you can see all the viscera at a glance, not even a hair, let alone a boyfriend.

There is a whiteboard facing the store door, on which is written in large characters with a marker: This store sells boyfriends, various styles, no bargaining, once sold, no return.

Looks like it's the right place.

Yu Yue took a reassuring pill and coughed lightly: "Hi, may I ask..."

"Nine hundred and ninety-nine per pot," Ji Guanzi said into the receiver, "No free shipping, no return, no after-sales service, it depends on luck whether you can keep it alive, do you want it?"

The corner of Yu Yue's mouth twitched, this person...is the boss?

Ji Guanzi quietly listened to the answer on the other side of the phone, and ignored Yu Yue.

The sickly narcissus on the flower stand shook its leaves, Cockscomb seemed to notice something, and then looked back, his eyes lingered on Yu Yue for a week, but he said into the receiver: "Have you finished?"

He didn't know what was said on the other end of the phone, he said coldly: "You idiot." Then hung up.

Yu Yue: "..."

Cockscomb trembled, walked towards Yu Yue, and casually pointed to the narcissus on the flower stand: "This?"

Yu Yue was stunned for a moment, then turned his head to look at the flower stand, and suddenly choked - this is... a head of garlic?

Garlic head soaked in a transparent round water tank, the garlic head is covered with a dark skin, which looks a bit like an onion.I don't know how long it has been soaking, but the green leaves have been pulled out from the top, but they are malnourished, green with gray, ugly to death.

"Are you the boss?" Yu Yue was speechless for a while, and he was not a cook: "I'm not here to buy garlic, I just want to ask, do you sell 'that' here?" He winked at Chicken Comb.

"I'm an administrator." Ji Guanzi tilted his head to look at the flower stand, "This is a narcissus."

The narcissus on the shelf seemed to have been greatly insulted, and the two pulled out leaves suddenly stood up, soaring straight into the sky, stabbing towards Yu Yue.It's a pity that its leaves are too short, in Yu Yue's eyes, it just shakes a little.

Yu Yue scratched his hair strangely, there was no wind in the store.

The scrutinizing gaze of the administrator made Narcissus feel as if he was facing a formidable enemy. He hugged his round body nervously and stared into his eyes like a warning. The meaning was obvious—I don't want to sell it to him.

The administrator ignored his intentions, directly took down the water tank and stuffed it into Yu Yue's arms, and handed him a pamphlet: "Nine hundred and ninety-nine, don't use a knife."

WTF?

Yu Yue stared at the introduction on the cover of the booklet, and the corners of his mouth twitched violently.According to the introduction, if you take the narcissus home and raise it for a year, you will be able to grow a boyfriend next spring.

Yu Yue: "..."

Are liars so careless in their work these days?

Yu Yue looked down at the garlic head in his arms. The two leaves were shaking non-stop. He raised his head and looked at the administrator in front of him. He deeply wondered if he had a brain twitch. Came to this ghost place?

This is clearly where the neuropathy should come from!

"Hehe, I... I won't buy it..." Yu Yue stuffed the water tank into the administrator's arms, turned his head and was about to leave, but someone grabbed his sleeve.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Yu Yue was anxious, "Can't I not buy it?"

"No." The administrator said with a cold face.

Damn, buy and sell by force!

Yu Yue's face turned horizontal, and he pointed his finger at the administrator's nose: "Hey, hey, be honest, do you know who I am? Tell you, I'm from our street office..."

Before the words were finished, two people suddenly barged in from outside the store, a middle-aged woman with a little girl, and the middle-aged woman was holding a flowerpot in her arms. In the pot was a yellow grass, which was of no discernible variety.

As soon as she saw the administrator, the middle-aged woman threw the flower pot at him, clenched her fists and greeted him, cursing: "You don't learn well when you are young, you cheat the little girl for money, are you looking for death? 1000 yuan Selling my daughter a pot of dog's tail grass for money, and lying to her that she can grow a boyfriend, you think she is stupid, don't you?"

Yu Yue: "..."

The administrator didn't speak after being beaten, and hid behind holding the water tank and flowerpot with both hands.

Although Yu Yue wanted to run away, he couldn't help but watch a murder case happen in front of him, so he hurried forward to fight, and several people were torn into a ball. Suddenly, the flower pot and water tank in the administrator's arms fell on the ground at the same time, "Bang bang" With two bangs, the water tank shattered, and Narcissus's body hit the hard ground. He frowned suddenly, and cried out "Ouch".

His voice was soft and nasal, like a child.

The store was instantly quiet.

Yu Yue glanced blankly at the person next to him: "Who called?"

The middle-aged woman shook her head, the administrator also shook her head, and the little girl next to her looked even more bewildered.

The sound seemed to come from below.

Yu Yue lowered his head and saw no one except the garlic head lying on the ground.

Yu Yue's scalp was numb and his eyes were rolling around. Could there be a ghost?

Taking advantage of everyone's inattention, Narcissus struggled to get up with the leaf on the left supporting the ground and the leaf on the right supporting his waist.He was still young, and the administrator always abused him. Now the leaf is only the size of a human thumb. Once it leaves the water, it will kill him.

Narcissus jumped eagerly toward the pool, and suddenly bumped his head against the administrator's trouser legs. He looked up at the administrator, and was about to cry anxiously.The administrator stared at him with a dark face, signaling him not to act rashly.

The administrator's strange behavior caught Yu Yue's attention, and he followed his gaze towards the floor, suddenly wondering, when did the garlic head run to the administrator's feet, which was originally under his feet?

This place is weird.

Yu Yue made a quick decision and hurried to mediate between the two. In the end, the administrator paid 500 yuan before sending him away.

Yu Yue picked up the narcissus casually, and the wet water droplets on the leaves stuck to his hands. He shook it vigorously, and the water droplets rolled down from the leaves. The narcissus immediately turned pale, and the leaves turned pale at a speed visible to the naked eye. Down, almost to the brink of dryness.

Throwing the narcissus back into the administrator's arms, Yu Yueyu said earnestly: "You said you were young and light, what's wrong with you, who are you trying to deceive with this thing? And you have a boyfriend, even fools don't believe it .The next time I catch you cheating, I will call the police."

Randomly stuffing the booklet in his hand to the administrator, Yu Yue turned his head and left.

As soon as Yu Yue came out of the store, all kinds of screams, whistles, and merciless mocking of Narcissus suddenly resounded in the quiet store just now.

The flowers and flora on the flower stand danced wildly, and the peaceful and peaceful "boyfriend" flower shop suddenly turned into a noisy vegetable market.

The administrator found a new water tank, put the narcissus in it, and filled it with water. The narcissus ate and drank enough, stretched its two yellow leaves, and groaned weakly: "It hurts to death!" .”

Such a pretentious voice immediately made the plants on the flower stand tremble three times, and then laughed.

"Look, he didn't sell again."