That narcissus flower is perfect

There is a single dog living in Room 202 of Luyuan Community. Born on December 1994, 12, the mother and fetus are single, and the single age is 1.

At the age of 22, Yu Yue finally found out why he was single—wrong sexual orientation.

At the same time as his body awakened, his mother also knew about it.After the pots, bowls, ladles and spoons sang a symphony on his forehead one by one, Yu Yue completely fell out with his family and was assigned to this old house by his mother.

The muddle-headed days began at that time. He ate, slept, and ate every day. In this old-fashioned apartment with mottled walls, Yu Yue waited until he graduated from college, and he also perfectly missed all kinds of recruitment.Originally, he was probably going to rot into a pile of carrion here, but fortunately, his little boy had a conscience, so he ran over and beat him up, waking him up.

The real reason was that he had spent all the lucky money he had saved for so many years.

At the beginning of this year, Yu Yue finally found a job and became a... small city manager in Changlin Street.The salary is not high, the benefits are mediocre, there are five insurances and no housing fund, and he is still a temporary worker-this is what he worked so hard to get into the exam.

But these Yu Yue endured, as long as he didn't starve to death, he was better than anything else.

The only thing I can't bear is that in the middle of the night, he is lonely~lonely~ah~

Looking at the whole room, apart from him and Xiaoqiang under the bed, there was no third living creature.

There was no planned parking space in the old community, and the old Santana was thrown directly beside the green belt downstairs.

Yu Yue went upstairs, took the key, opened the door, locked the lock, and changed the shoes, all in one go.

Turn on the TV in the living room, find a random TV station, and let it blare, the person has consciously dug out a bucket of instant noodles, poured boiling water on it, covered his "Administrative Professional Ability Test", and his body collapsed Into the soft sofa.

After 3 minutes, start.

Yu Yue burped with the smell of sauerkraut and beef, threw the instant noodle box into the trash can, curled up on the sofa and hugged the phone, his eyes switched back and forth between the small screen and the big screen.

This is his day in life.

As for the test book, alas, the test is still early, let's read it tomorrow.

Yu Yue went to bed, covered himself with the quilt, turned off the lights, closed his eyes, and fell asleep.

The man I met at the coffee shop today appeared in my mind, wondering endlessly, is it true that the man who is 1 is really studded with diamonds?Otherwise, it's like pulling two to five to eighty thousand.

In fact, there was a handsome guy who hooked up with Yu Yue in his senior year. Yu Yue was a little cautious, but he was also a zero.

Yu Yue screamed in pain, hugged the quilt tightly and rolled around on the bed, fell to the ground with a "bang", and woke up—why is he 0, even a 0.5 is enough!

The night life is boring and boring, and I always feel that something is missing.

Yu Yue took out his phone again. In the dark, he didn't turn on the light, and turned it on directly. He touched the familiar online video website. Amidst the sounds of um, huh, huh, he stuffed his slightly calloused palm into his pants, feeling a burst of excitement. After the trembling, I went directly to the sage mode, thinking about it one after another, I should buy a "boyfriend", even if it is a potted flower, at least it is alive.

"Boyfriend" Florist.

It was afternoon when Narcissus opened his eyes. He fell on the ground yesterday, and he was in pain from head to toe. He had slept for so long.

He yawned lazily, rubbed his round body with damp leaves, and was about to admire his figure when he suddenly found that the large floor-to-ceiling mirror in front of him was gone.

"what--"

A terrified cry sounded in the flower shop, startling countless napping plants, and also scared the administrator to fall off the rattan chair.

The administrator got up quickly, ran over in a hurry, and hugged Narcissus in his arms: "What are you talking about, kid?"

"Administrator," the translucent water droplets rolled down from the leaves, and the narcissus stretched out two leaves, tightly wrapped around the administrator's fingers, and said aggrievedly, "My mirror is gone."

The administrator picked up a handful of cockscombs: "...it's unlucky to have a mirror at home. I threw it away. Why are you staring at that thing?"

The cactus on the side complained: "He is so beautiful, I don't even look at how thick those legs are."

Narcissus rolled her eyes unconvinced: "You are jealous of my good looks!"

Cactus: "Bah!"

Narcissus: "Huh! ╭(╯^╰)╮"

The two plants were right on top of each other, and the other plants were sitting on the mountain watching the tiger fight, all of them dared not say a word, but the pot of small succulents opened their mouths, and whispered: "But the narcissus is really beautiful."

Narcissus: ヾ(o)ヾ has vision!

"..." The administrator anxiously wanted to pull the hair off his forehead, put the narcissus on the shelf, and bowed to him with his palms together, "Ancestor, don't worry about that face, if you can't sell it, Your life will be in danger." His performance award for this month is even more hanging.

Narcissus was silent.

The administrator said brokenly: "The most urgent thing is to find an idiot to buy you. When you grow up, bloom, and want to do something, you can stop for two days, okay?"

It's a matter of life, Narcissus froze immediately: "But the men who come here are so ugly, I don't want to be their boyfriend."

"Which one is ugly?" The administrator quietly rolled his eyes, and persuaded earnestly, "Just the one a few days ago, he looks good, and he came with four wheels, which proves that he can afford you , and he will try to persuade you to fight, and he has a sense of justice at first glance. And he still refuses to buy you, which means that he is not so stupid that he is hopelessly stupid. Just bear with him and live in his house until next spring when you become a human. It's no big deal to dump him after having sex with him."

Plants: "..."

The administrator coughed lightly without embarrassment: "This is a way to save your life, you all remember it."

There was a rustle of nodding around.

Say Cao Cao, and Cao Cao will arrive.

When Narcissus received the administrator's gaze, she straightened her body immediately, carefully sizing up the man who was walking against the light, and tried her best to find the good points in him.For the sake of his own life, it seems that he really wants to give up his life as a single nobleman and become a married man.

"Sir, do you want to buy a boyfriend?"

It took Yu Yue three days to make sure that he was not insane, and then stepped into the flower shop again. As soon as he entered the door, he was startled by the warm smile of the administrator—what's going on? U-turn, hell.

"Ahem...yes...yes." Yu Yue glanced around uncomfortably, leaned over to the administrator, and asked half-believingly, "Can the flowers here really grow boyfriends?"

The administrator also looked around furtively, and said in a low voice: "It's really possible, if you don't believe me, you can buy a pot and go back and try it. There is an event in the store today, and I will give you a discount."

Yu Yue: "How much discount?"

Administrator: "The original price is 999, the current price is [-] yuan, buy flowers and get pots, how about it?"

Yu Yue's eyes widened suddenly, he didn't expect it to be so cheap, this activity made him a little dizzy, rounding it up means no money!

"Okay, bring me a few more pots." Take the extra pots to the office, just to purify the air.

The administrator said with a stern face: "Sorry, I don't do wholesale here. If you buy a boyfriend, you have to stick to it."

Yu Yue: "..." How come it looks real?

"Okay, let's have a pot then."

Yu Yue was picking and picking in front of the flower stand, and the administrator tried his best to dangle in front of him, deliberately obstructing his sight, and trying to drive him to the Narcissus.

The narcissus kicked her legs hard on the bottom of the water tank, absorbed enough water in her body, stretched out the leaves vigorously, and according to the administrator's gesture, the two leaves were raised above her head, forming a "heart" shape.

Yu Yue's eyes lit up: "That's it."

Narcissus's smile froze on his face, and he was about to cry out of grievance.

What Yu Yue fell in love with was a pot of succulent that was reddish in ashes, the succulent that praised his beauty just now, and he couldn't get angry even if he wanted to, and he became even more angry!

"...Wait," seeing Yu Yue pick up the flower pot, the administrator immediately stopped him, rolling his eyes, "Are you sure?"

Yu Yue: "What's the problem?"

This is succulent and round, very cute, just look at the mood.

The administrator coughed lightly: "Think about it, this is the Lithops flower, also known as the butt, it looks cute now, but when it becomes a human, its figure... probably will be like this."

Yu Yue: "!"

While he was in a daze of surprise, the manager quickly took the succulent away from his hand, and instead carried the water tank into his arms: "If you really want to buy it, I'll recommend you Narcissus, this is my town store." It's a treasure, so easily reluctant to sell it to others, today you can pick up a big bargain."

Yu Yue: "..." Why is he so unbelievable.

"The leaves are bent like this, can they live?" Yu Yue poked at the leaves of the narcissus in disgust.

Administrator: "He... If he is straight, can he still be your boyfriend?"

Yu Yue: "...That's right."

Yu Yue looked left and right, but he was still not interested in the garlic head. Seeing that he was hesitant, and seeing that the business was about to fail again, the administrator gritted his teeth: "Well, if you bought this narcissus, I will give you two pots of it. How about doing something else?"

Yu Yue: "!" Is there such a good thing?

As if he was afraid that he would regret it, the administrator picked up the pot of succulents and the cactus on the side and sent them to his car, and said with a final word: "That's it, nine yuan, you can't lose money, and you can't be fooled, big man. Just stop dawdling."

Yu Yue nodded, took out his mobile phone, and was about to pay, but hesitated again: "What if this narcissus looks ugly?"

Administrator: "...if you are ugly, you can raise him as your son."

Yu Yue: "..."

The administrator didn't give him any time to think, and hurriedly scanned the QR code on the XX treasure he opened, and the transaction was completed.

"Come on, take it, Narcissus Instruction Manual," the administrator smiled and handed him a pamphlet, "Follow the above requirements, I promise, you will have a little boyfriend next spring."