That narcissus flower is perfect

Narcissus has imagined countless times that if someone buys him as a boyfriend, it must be on a sunset evening. A handsome man walks towards him against the sunset, gently holds his body in his hands, and worships him madly His beauty: "I want this beautiful flower!"

Instead of the current situation, I bought three for nine dollars and nine, and I still picked and picked - how can such a cheap price reflect its dignity and beauty?The admins are just messing around.

What's more, succulents and cacti were placed in front of the car, but he was stuffed directly into the trunk.

With a "bang", Narcissus rubbed his nose and almost screamed angrily.

Darkness shrouded the top of the head, and the joy of being bought by someone hadn't been conveyed to the bottom of my heart, but I was completely angry at being treated this ruthlessly.Narcissus thought indignantly, originally planned to repay you a little, but now, hum!

The car started and Yu Yue was about to go home when the administrator yelled, and he stepped on the brakes quickly: "What's going on?"

"Come on, register." The administrator handed him an account book.

"What?" Yu Yue opened the ledger and saw that all of it was the buyer's registration information, down to gender, age, height, weight, and home address. He looked suspiciously at the administrator, "Why do you want these?"

Administrator: "That's right, our company provides caring services for all 'boyfriends'. After customers buy it, we will visit regularly to record the growth of 'boyfriends' to ensure that they are loved and taken care of by customers .”

"What if you don't fill it in?"

"Since you have already paid, the two parties have reached an agreement. Refusing to provide the above information prevents us from knowing the growth status of the 'boyfriend' in real time. Our company has the right to file a lawsuit with a liquidated damages of 10 yuan."

"!"

Yu Yue was dumbfounded. He watched the administrator call out an electronic contract from his mobile phone, and was immediately stunned: "Why didn't you tell me before paying?"

The administrator smiles.

Yu Yue: "Are you afraid that I won't buy it?"

"How come?" The administrator raised the corners of his lips, "Sir, fill it in quickly." He shook the phone, and the number of [-] on the screen was abnormally punched out, and Yu Yue's heart was bleeding.

Under the urging of the administrator, Yu Yue reluctantly filled in his personal information, and found that there was still writing on the back, and wanted to turn it over to take a look, but the administrator quickly stopped him: "That is the privacy of the 'boyfriends', so you can't read it. "

However, he said he couldn't read it, but he didn't stop it with his hands. Yu Yue directly turned to the next page. This page actually recorded the physical characteristics of these plants after they became boyfriends. What surprised Yu Yue the most was that, There's even penis/penis size.

Yu Yue glanced at ten lines, and quickly scanned rows of numbers, his eyeballs almost fell out of their sockets.

The administrator narrowed his eyes and asked meaningfully, "How are you? Are you satisfied with what you saw?"

Yu Yue stammered: "It's all... all fake." It's just a potted flower, how could it be possible to really become a boyfriend.

Administrator: "You haven't seen it before, how do you know it's fake?"

"So what if it's true?" Yu Yue straightened his back, tensed his hip muscles, and raised his hips slightly forward, "It's not like I don't have this size."

The administrator lowered his voice and said: "This is the normal form, and the bottom is the length of the erection." Touching his fingertips on his tongue, he turned the ledger to the next page.

Yu Yue's eyes widened: "!"

Fuck, it really is a racial talent!

He swallowed in shock, and accidentally swiped his fingertips from the ledger, his fingernails rubbed against the rough pages, making a soft hiss.

The administrator withdrew the ledger from his hands, and calmly said: "Then, I look forward to your boyfriend growing up smoothly."

Yu Yue bet the admin put an accent on the word "big".

Along the way, Yu Yue was dizzy, and the numbers seemed to dance in front of his eyes, making his pores open, and he gripped the steering wheel nervously, almost running a red light.

Parked the car beside the green belt, looking at the pot of succulents and a pot of cactus on the center console, a series of numbers automatically rolled in Yu Yue's mind.Although he didn't have a photographic memory, he still had a deep memory of Fang Cai's astonishing glance. If he remembered correctly, it should be the size of the cactus.And this cactus looks like a general pillar, a pillar supporting the sky, a good omen.

Yu Yue hugged the two potted plants in his arms, and after crawling back into the house, he placed them on the bedside table in the bedroom, lightly touched the top of the general column with his fingers, and murmured: "Boyfriend."

General Zhu shivered in horror, saw Yu Yue leave, and asked uncertainly: "Master...does the master take a fancy to me?"

Suo Rou exchanged a look with him, and said in a small voice, "No." Moving his mouth, he added, "You're not good-looking."

General Zhu: "..."

In the dark and cramped trunk, the stuffy atmosphere almost made Narcissus faint.

Ever since he became conscious, he has been living in the "boyfriend" flower shop, waking up with the fragrance of flowers every day, welcoming the first ray of sunshine in the morning, and under the careful care of the administrator, he has become a little princess in the flower shop, but now, See how he lived?

The hot and dry environment made him extremely thirsty, and the roots kept absorbing water from the water tank to moisturize the leaves that were about to dry up.

After that stupid human being bought him, he didn't care about it, it's really annoying.

The administrator sold him to such an irresponsible man, wouldn't his conscience ache?

Staying in this oppressive place again, Narcissus is afraid that he will die of hunger and thirst. Since the man has forgotten him, he can only save himself.

After the leaves have absorbed plenty of water, they finally have enough strength.The narcissus stretched two leaves and clung to the edge of the water tank. The root system kicked hard on the bottom of the tank, and its chubby body jumped up, straight out of the tank, and fell on the rough blanket with a "plop", hurting. He let out a cry of pain.

He didn't know what had been left on the blanket, and the dust that was splashed made him cough again and again.

Lifting a leaf to block the nose, Narcissus carefully touched the lid of the car. The trunk turned out to be broken, and a gap was revealed with a light touch.

The lid was very heavy, Narcissus managed to squeeze out of it with all his might, and fell to the ground with a "crack", his body was covered with bruises.

It was cold outside and it was already dark. Narcissus struggled to climb into the stairwell and jumped up the steps made of cement.The steps full of dust and footprints stained his body, and his obsession with cleanliness made him feel at a loss. While jumping up, he shed tears of grievance.

Yu Yue leaned on the sofa, sucked the instant noodles in the bowl, and laughed while staring at the TV.Suddenly, a slight noise interrupted his laughter.

Yu Yue pressed the mute button and listened carefully. The sound came from outside the door, but it was different from the usual knock on the door. This time it seemed that someone was hitting the anti-theft door with something.

"Who is it?" Yu Yue got up and opened the anti-theft door, but he didn't see anyone. Just when he was about to close the door suspiciously, he suddenly felt his ankle tighten, and then a loud cry sounded in the corridor: "Woo ah--"

Yu Yue lowered his head, his eyes widened immediately, and he saw two leaves tightly hugging his ankles, and the white and tender garlic heads were rubbing against his slippers.

Yu Yue: "!"

A whole bowl of spicy beef noodles slid down from the palm of his hand and sprinkled on Narcissus' body. The instant noodle box just covered him completely, and the muffled cry came out from the box, louder: "Ah—"

"Damn it, what the hell!" Yu Yue finally woke up from the shock. He was so frightened that he was covered in cold sweat, and he lifted his foot and shook it violently, but the leaf seemed to grow on his leg, and he couldn't shake it off no matter what.

The loud noise alarmed the neighbors at the opposite door. The anti-theft door was opened, and two eyes looked over.Yu Yue smiled mischievously, quickly withdrew his feet, and closed the door with a "bang".

The goosebumps on his arms kept popping out, Yu Yue was trembling all over, sat down on the ground, grabbed the two leaves in fear, and broke him off his ankles with all his strength.

There was a small opening on the garlic head, and a voice was coming out of it: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh——" At the same time, water droplets kept rolling down on the leaves, like tears.

Yu Yue's face was blue and white, looking at this familiar yet unfamiliar little thing, he deeply suspected that he was a lunatic at the moment, thinking that a plant could talk.

What's even crazier is that he even took the initiative to talk to this plant!

"Who are you?" Yu Yue asked.

The small mouth said: "Your boyfriend."

"Fart!" Yu Yue was angry, "Where did I get a boyfriend?"

As soon as he blurted out the words, the expression on Yu Yue's face froze, and only now did he turn his head - a few hours ago, he did buy a boyfriend from a flower shop, but at that time, he was cheated by someone. mentality to go ah!

Who will tell him what's going on now!

Narcissus was still sobbing and choking, Yu Yue almost collapsed, his mind was too busy to turn around, and he shouted irritably: "Why are you crying?" He was so frightened, who should he cry to?

Narcissus choked up, lifted the leaf and rubbed his eyes vigorously: "It's so spicy, it's so spicy——"

Yu Yue: "..."

Plants also feel spicy?

Yu Yue got up from the ground, put the narcissus in the kitchen sink, and turned on the faucet directly. A huge stream of water splashed down, causing the narcissus to stagger, fell into the filter, and stuck his butt in the filter. eyes.

Narcissus: (＞﹏＜)

Yu Yue hurried downstairs, found the instruction manual from the cab, turned to the back cover, found a customer service number, and dialed it immediately.

Gentle male voice: "Hi, I'm the customer service of 'Boyfriend' flower shop, what do you need?"

Yu Yue: "Stop pretending, administrator?"

"..."

"Let's talk about the pot of narcissus."

After talking for 5 minutes and 14 seconds, Yu Yue finally realized the truth. It turned out that he was not dreaming, but reality is more terrifying than nightmare.

During his difficult 24 years of being single, he always looked forward to having a boyfriend waiting for him to come home from get off work.Now, in the lighted room on the second floor, there was indeed a "boyfriend" waiting for him, in the... sink.