Come, old attack teach you to flirt

"Hurry up, hurry up, cut him off..."

"I'll go, where are you?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

"I can't even see you, my milk ghost???"

The crazy dormitory is drunk and dreamy, addicted to games.

Jiang Chen's cell phone kept vibrating, and the roommates took it for granted, the boss yelled: "Jiang Chen, I'm going to smash your cell phone, it sounds like a headache, I'm still looking for a teammate here!"

Jiang Chen glanced at the boss's page, all of them were skill releases, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, purple, and color matching, so it was not easy to find teammates.

Jiang Chen immediately said: "I'll turn on the mute first."

This happened three days ago, ten calls were not answered after the silence, and after killing the fourth one, Jiang Chen's cell phone received the deadliest text message.

"Break up." My girlfriend said.

After chasing my girlfriend for half a year, it's over once.

After a day of soft grinding and hard foaming, all of them failed.

Jiang Chen didn't believe this result, the boss patted him on the shoulder that night to comfort him and said, don't blame yourself too much.

Jiang Chen quit!

Counting nine cold winter days, Jiang Chen downed another sip of cold beer, and shouted at the boss: "What's wrong with me, look at me, I want to have face, I want to be tall, our school is okay, I'm going to I just gave her pink lipstick as an anniversary gift a few days ago, how could the relationship suddenly break down???"

The boss thought for a while and pondered: "Well, it's unlikely."

Jiang Chen's eyes suddenly flickered, he pulled the boss and asked, "You think there is still hope, don't you?"

It's no wonder Jiang Chen asked this way, the boss's girlfriend met in high school, and for six years, Jiang Chen has always admired this stability.

The boss couldn't bear it: "No, I think, don't think about hope, be strong brother."

Jiang Chen was stunned: "What do you mean?"

The boss sighed and said, "Do you really want to listen to speculation?"

Jiang Chen: "Say it! I can stand it!"

The boss earnestly said: "What do you mean by that sentence, if you want to live a decent life, you will inevitably have a little green on your head."

Jiang Chen was confused: "What do you mean?"

The boss got into his soul: "Maybe, your girlfriend has other choices?!"

Jiang Chen was completely dumbfounded.

The boss sighed again, what a pity, how pitiful, I can't bear to see it, I can't bear to hear it~

The next day Jiang Chen got up from the dormitory, like a seedling that had been hit by frost, and went to class frantically.

In the 20th year of life, the world has lost its luster in Jiang Chen's eyes.

The blow of his failure in love had to start from the root.

Essentially, no matter what Jiang Chen said, he was also an excellent sunny young man who could play basketball with kinetic energy and blast bosses statically.

Compared with the rough guys in the same dormitory and even the same class, the image in the eyes of girls can score 7 points, which is better than the general level.

Well, this at least means that Jiang Chen is a straight man who can catch up with his sister.

How can life be flawless?Tall and handsome, with excellent grades, there is no problem with these, but if all the girlfriends he chases run away, Jiang Chen will doubt himself very much.

But this kind of blow is not the first time.

The senior who held hands in high school fell in love with his good buddy after he confessed his love.

The classmate next door who had secretly flirted with him in high school fell in love with his classmate one month after falling in love with him.

The high school tenderly comforted his elementary school girl, sent him a good person card crying and crying, and fell in love with his neighbor.

Don't think that there are three people robbing his girlfriend above, and there is only one person above, but every time he is hurt by love, he keeps dropping intimacy in Jiang Chen's heart, and now Jiang Chen wants to call him, the most familiar stranger!

However, after high school, the neighbor obeyed the arrangement of the family and went to a foreign university to study.

Jiang Chen originally thought that no one was there, which meant that love had passed the test for him.

But the relationship that has been worked so hard for a year is over?For the same reason?

Ojbk!

Apart from being hurt, heartbroken and innocent, Jiang Chen suddenly wants to apologize to his own hair, it turns out it wasn't your brother who hooked the peach blossoms, it was me who grew grass on top of my head!

On the third day of Yan Baba, Jiang Chen suddenly had a flashback, started to take care of himself in the morning, put on the most handsome coat, stepped on the whitest sneakers, went downstairs to cut his own hair, and returned to the dormitory under everyone's strange eyes. Start shaving manually.The two buddies in the dormitory looked at each other, the boss took the initiative to shoulder the heavy responsibility and walked towards Jiang Chen.

"Well, Jiang Chen, what are you doing?"

Jiang Chen arrogantly said, "Find my ex-girlfriend."

The boss was a little confused: "Didn't you break up?"

Jiang Chen washed off the shaving foam on his face, revealed a clean face, flashed a smile in front of the mirror: "Yes."

The boss took a deep look at Jiang Chen, and said, "Then you want to...?"

Jiang Chen turned his head, a confident little star seemed to flash on his teeth because of his smile, and he said with full of vigor, "Catch the traitor!"

After digesting it for a while, the boss asked again with difficulty: "Then why are you messing with yourself?"

Jiang Chen hummed: "Of course it's to let her take another look at the lost beauty."

The boss is silent.

After Jiang Chen left, the boss lit a cigarette to ease his logic of being overwhelmed by Jiang Chen, and said to another roommate: "What state do you think he will be in if he comes back this time?"

The roommate is firm: "The medicine will not work."

The boss shook his head: "It's a problem, he should divert his attention, people, once the spirit is out of order, accidents are easy to happen."

Roommate: "Yes, we have to play ranked in two days, Jiang Chen is a violent output, captain, you have to give him another bite of chicken soup in your life, let him survive the qualifying~~~"

The boss took another puff of cigarette, looked at Jiang Chen's mechanical keyboard with the shield of Captain America, the logo of Spiderman, the suit of Iron Man, and the customized keycap of Thor's Hammer, and fell into deep thought.

How to make a straight steel man have a younger sister in a short time? ? ?

It's a big problem!

After evening self-study, the boss and his roommates went back to the dormitory together. As soon as the light was turned on in the pitch-black dormitory, there was a person sitting in the corner. It was Jiang Chen who had gone out energetically in the morning, and now he was sitting upright in the dormitory.

Boss: "What's wrong?"

Jiang Chen cried and said, "The ex-girlfriend really has a new boyfriend."

The boss wondered: "Aren't you mentally prepared?"

Jiang Chen finally had a nervous breakdown: "But her new boyfriend is more handsome than me."

……

A day later, in the middle of the night, the boss secretly sent links and tutorials to Jiang Chen's WeChat under the covers. It's still early, why not... The boss moved his fingers, posted all the small websites he had collected, and fell asleep peacefully.

The next day, the boss received a big favor from Jiang Chen in his WeChat. JPG.

The roommates felt that Jiang Chen was poking his phone all day long.

The boss sees that Jiang Chen is like this, don't worry!

Flirting girls online is also a way to vent, isn't it? !

What's more, they all need to connect to the external network of VPN, even if they make an appointment, they can't find anyone, so they can rest assured of the physical and mental health of their roommates!

The boss almost wanted to praise his wit.

A few days later, when Jiang Chen asked the boss quietly with his mobile phone, the boss was a little confused.

Jiang Chen helplessly asked for help: "Why doesn't my sister want to talk to me anymore?"

Boss: "What are you talking about?"

Jiang Chen: "The new mechanical keyboard has the attribute..."

Boss: ...

Boss: "What else?"

Jiang Chen: "A new character, I just chatted with her a few words, I said this character will be cut, she doesn't believe it, it will be cut the next day hahaha!"

"..."

Boss: "It's always possible to talk about real life issues, right?"

Jiang Chen thought for a while: "Yes, we are talking about painting, this website seems to be mainly for girls who paint, they are all very artistic~"

Boss: "You can't talk about this anymore, can you?"

Jiang Chen: "Oh, I told her that I never liked people who were good at sketching since I was a child, and she blocked me."

Boss, silence.

Brother, I can't help you if you're like this!

So the boss put a smile on his face, and patted Jiang Chen's shoulder: "Come on! You can do it!"

This mouthful of chicken soup directly poisoned Jiang Chen!

Jiang Chen clenched his fists: "Yes, I want to show my talent to attract them!"

After the conversation, the boss turned around and went to the balcony to smoke a cigarette. The job of a nurse is not easy!Sure enough, being a mother is not easy!

For another three days, Jiang Chen looked at the rows of gray avatars in his list, and a little red light lit up in his heart.

Although he told himself over and over again that you are tall, mighty, and extraordinary in temperament, this still couldn't stop Jiang Chen's thirst for knowledge.

Why?Why is there no sister paper to chat with him? !

Is the mechanical keyboard not good-looking, or is the Marvel style not dark enough? !

He can memorize all attributes backwards and forwards, and he can freely use all hero timelines. How did such a talent lose sight of the girls?

Although Jiang Chen already felt that he was very good, but as a half-scholar, he decided to actively solve problems and not be blinded by his own advantages. He should still learn more to make himself more brilliant.

But learning, how to learn?

Jiang Chen fell into deep thought.

Wechat rang, Jiang Chen opened it, it was a message from his cousin.Well, it's almost New Year's Day, my cousin gave him a brief introduction to the arrangements for this year, where will everyone get together, in short, it's a group post.

There was nothing to look at, when Jiang Chen was about to put down his phone to reflect, he suddenly scanned his cousin's profile picture.

Speaking of which, his cousin is the only young and energetic girl around him, Jiang Chen took a closer look at her appearance, she is considered cute, right? !

Jiang Chen had a bold idea in his heart.

The next moment, Jiang Chen clicked on his cousin's circle of friends.

Half an hour later, Jiang Chen deleted all the friends he had added, and cleared the content of the account once, and replaced the avatar with a picture of his cousin with long flowing hair, tsk tsk, and finally, changed the gender to female, perfect!

Learning is to learn from each other's strengths and constantly improve your own routines and techniques. Why don't you look at other people's chatting methods and use them now? Wouldn't it be a pleasure? !

Ah, the lovelorn self is still so witty!

Posted a beautiful picture of (cousin’s) life on my homepage, and picked up the phone ten minutes later, friend requests flooded in.

hehehe~

Amidst all the hello and strike-ups all the way, a question mark suddenly appeared, the style of painting is so strange!

Is there a unique life? !

Jiang Chen squinted to check the other party's friends, most of them were sisters... Sure enough.

You are the one!

Jiang Chen cleared his throat, picked up the phone, thinking about the girl's soft and beautiful voice, he felt that every reply would be delicate, he replied:

"What does the question mark mean? Brother~"