Come, old attack teach you to flirt

American Emperor.

Shi Han encountered a strange thing just after waking up. The young man pinched the center of his eyebrows with his long hands, and there were thin calluses left over from his fingertips when he was painting. Can twist a flower.It wasn't quite like the tone of the man he knew.

The good-looking brows and eyes were frowned, and the hands were on the keyboard, unable to type the next sentence.

Use the mouse to click the opening avatar again, the avatar, or that avatar.

The girl in it was indeed the one Shi Han knew, and if she clicked on Moments, she could find the exact same photo.

Shi Han counted the time, checked the address book and made an international long-distance call. Someone answered there with a warm voice: "Brother Shi Han, hey, why did you call me again? I just sent my cousin the New Year's Day call." Dinner, this time I promise, I didn’t say anything that shouldn’t be said.”

"just?"

Cousin Jiang Chen: "That's right, I just sent a group WeChat message to my family."

Wait... Shi Han seems to have a clue.

Shi Han cleared his throat: "Well, is your family okay recently?"

Cousin Jiang Chen broke into a smile and smiled: "It's all okay, except for my cousin's broken relationship, it's nothing serious, but he's a straight guy who needs to practice a bit~ As long as he treats his girlfriend like that, his ex can tolerate him forever." I admire it all year. Hey, did you call me to ask your cousin? Or did your holiday change and you won’t be back on New Year’s Day?”

Shi Han seemed to have seen through the mystery.

Shi Han shook his head and replied calmly: "It's nothing, I didn't wake up in the morning, I pressed the wrong button."

Cousin Jiang Chen: "Oh, that's nothing, I'll hang up first, goodbye~~"

Shi Han said politely, "Well, goodbye."

Sitting back in front of his computer again, Shi Han sighed.

While sighing, there was also a layer of deep expectation hidden.

Shi Han smiled and began to type three words: I've been waiting for a long time.

Jiang Chen waited and waited, he had already flirted with a few men, and they all responded in a satisfactory manner, but they were all discussing painting, hobbies, or that his photos had a special sense of composition.Sense of composition?Jiang Chen cut back to his cousin's profile to take a look, sense of composition? !Open your eyes and talk nonsense!

There is still a sense of composition, bragging|forceful!

Among so many dialog boxes, only the question mark has not returned to Jiang Chen.

Emmm... Do you want to refuse or welcome?

This trick is really attractive~~ Master Master Master Master~~~

The clock swiped to eleven o'clock, the dormitory was about to lose power, some of the friends' routines were very ordinary, and some of them started to distort the course of the discussion, Jiang Chen, who was too vulgar, didn't reply, but he still wanted to wait. Wait for that question mark.

In the other party's mutual attention, there are many beautiful girls.

The routine of refusal and welcome is really refreshing.

teachable.teachable.

After a while, the avatar replied, Jiang Chen clicked on it, and the other party said: I've been waiting for a long time.

Jiang Chen pretended not to be in a hurry to reply, and after waiting for a while, he couldn't bear to type: I just came to this website and was looking at pictures~ I also forgot the dialog box~

The other party was very patient: There are many big pictures on the website, which one do you like? As far as I am concerned, I prefer sketching~ But sketching is a basic subject, and everyone seems to agree~

Jiang Chen pointed his finger on the desktop, and was just about to send 'I like oil painting' and stopped after seeing the other party's reply, he is now a girl, and many girls like sketching, um, although they are studying, they still You have to act like that, right?

And he is a girl now, what can a girl do?

Sister paper can be willful~

Jiang Chen's loud laughter resounded through the dormitory, and he tapped his custom-made US team shield keycap with his finger, and replied the other party with two words: Guess~

As soon as the post was finished, at eleven o'clock, the power cut off on time.

Jiang Chen yawned, he was eager to try this life full of challenges, he smiled, washed up and lay down on the bed to rest, why didn't he use his phone to reply to the other party?Just kidding, the opposite is a rough guy, so it's not as important to take a good rest.

The next day is Saturday, and I have to play ranking at night. In the morning, I go to the self-study room to finish a week of homework at the speed of light. In the afternoon, I was chased back to the dormitory by the boss like a duck. Go out to dinner and get excited.

When we went back to the dormitory together, there was still half an hour before the power cut off, Jiang Chen finished washing, and only then did he think of the question mark brother from yesterday, and a series of dialog boxes where he was learning the other party's routines, and it was 10 minutes before eleven o'clock, Jiang Chen's computer turned on Page, he was going to continue studying, even if it was only for 10 minutes, his enthusiasm for learning would never be quenched.

Let's look at a few enthusiastic replies first, the feeling of being hugged is really good, not bad, Jiang Chen feels that the other party is trying their best to throw away professional terms, trying to use their professional ability to stun the girl.

For example: this shadow needs to be painted like this, it is a bit complicated, I will give you a tutorial first, if you don’t understand, please come back and ask me.

Sister paper, when will you upload your work, let’s discuss with each other~ I’m looking forward to it~

I have a technique book here, but stay at home, I can tell you the technique first, and I will tell you when someone asks the title of the book, smile.JPG~

Hehe, chatting like this, can we still have nothing to talk about?

Professionalism is very important!

Jiang Chen deeply feels the importance of this website's preference, his specialty...emmm, not to mention that girls who can play games well are basically extinct, and there is no one in a radius of [-] miles who can play well, and there are many girls who can play well. There is such a probability that thousands of people who are well-behaved can't pick up one, he is only brain-dead to go to the game exchange area to pick up girls!

Even if you are flirting with girls in the communication area, what are you talking about, the gorgeous suit?The cuteness of mechanical keyboards?Or is it that the big X cute girl is cheating a lot of equipment?

This area cannot be played, crossed out.

As for Marvel female fans, there are indeed quite a few, but... they are basically rotten girls.

He bet that his sister's hard drive would be more wonderful than his.

Jiang Chen could even imagine a picture in his mind.

Jiang Chen: I like Captain America.

Girlfriend: I like it too, with big breasts! More cps!Do you need fan comics? Share them for free~Love.JPG

Jiang Chen: Actually... I also like Brother Hammer very much.

Girlfriend: Yes, yes, brother sadomasochism has been upgraded again, and there is no heroine in Thor 3!He also slapped the Hulk, I am optimistic about Brother Hammer!

……

Flip the table!How to play this kind of topic? ? ?

This field is obviously not suitable for him.cross out.

While thinking about it, Jiang Chen quickly replied to several professionals, and finally left the main action to Brother Question Mark, who clicked to open the dialog box.

The other party: Then you must not love sketching the most, so let me guess, oil painting?There are many well-known talents in oil painting, such as Monet. Many people like Van Gogh now, but I still think Monet is better. Monet's paintings have a gentle and hazy feeling.

Jiang Chen: ...

Jiang Chen held his chin, this reply is really, really poignant!

He really likes Monet, although he doesn't hate Van Gogh, but he likes the feeling of reality and fantasy created by Monet.

Well.The other party is also very professional.

Take a deep breath and calm down for three seconds.

Jiang Chen slapped the table excitedly, take a look!What is a routine!What is flirting!

A really good routine is one that can be felt together with sex!

You are my brother, and I will learn from you!Master!help me!

After careful consideration, Jiang Chen tapped the keyboard, and solemnly replied word by word as follows:

Yes, people like Monet~ Your guess is really accurate, as if you can read my heart~ Blink.JPG

After sending out, on time at eleven o'clock, the power was cut off.

Jiang Chen took a deep breath, tomorrow, in order to study, he has to pretend to be a weak girl!

A few days later, the boss keenly noticed that Jiang Chen was haggard.

The boss hesitated: "Are you okay these days?"

Jiang Chen: "I think studying is so difficult."

The boss was at a loss: "What is the difficulty?"

Jiang Chen: "Smart score!"

Boss:? ? ?

Jiang Chen: "It's easy to be strong, but it's difficult to be weak. I don't think I can cultivate well~"

Boss: "What the hell are you talking about?"

Jiang Chen waved his hand: "These are not important, I can still persist! Help me up, I can still act!"

Boss: ...

Watching Jiang Chen turn on the computer, the boss fell into deep thought. Could it be that the hurdle of falling in love has already forced Jiang Chen out of mental problems?

If you have mental problems, do you need to ask carefully and pour a mouthful of chicken soup?

After contemplating, the boss thought, let him go~

If he has mental problems, he won't breastfeed anymore!

Being a mother is not easy, who knows who will be.

Over there, Jiang Chen opened his dialog box, and the original seven or eight people were eliminated by him, leaving only three.

The question mark brother remarked as the master.

The other two are remarked as: Eldest Brother and Second Senior Brother.

In the past few days, the elder brother has been pouring Jiang Chen's ecstasy soup with all his strength, but Jiang Chen is already tired of praising Jiang Chen's aesthetic taste. , friends, flattery must also comply with the Basic Law, how do you conquer Yujie like this, can't you only deceive cute girls? !Wake up, the breasts of the royal sisters are much bigger than the cute girls!

The second senior brother tried his best to chat with Jiang Chen, and Jiang Chen couldn't pretend anymore.

Second senior brother: The problem with your computer must be the capacitor. When I chose the laptop, I only cared about looking good. Let me tell you about %￥#@&*...

Everyone in Jiang Chen is furious, look clearly, he is using a desktop, okay, a desktop that can take games off the ground!

In the next second Jiang Chen replied: Really, I didn't think that much, you are so smart.

vomit~~~

It's really not something people can pretend to be.

Only the master who Jiang Chen noted, sent Jiang Chen the rare oil paintings in stock and collection every now and then. Jiang Chen was fascinated by watching it, but at the same time he didn't forget how good it is to brainwash Jiang Chen in a tactful way.

Jiang Chen asked: How good can it be?

Ding—the master on the other side sent a human body, it is male, the painting is beautiful without losing tension, elegant but not vulgar, the muscle composition is in line with the proportions, how to train the biceps, he also wants to get one~

Sending this kind of picture to a girl must make people feel turbulent!

It's still master's deep routine, so be convinced!worth learning!Be willing to bow down!

Even through the aesthetic elements of sketching.

However, Jiang Chen could only reply: "It's so beautiful~"

As a girl who pretends to be silly and sweet, he can't reveal so much shrewd information~

For a cute girl, all she needs to do is clap her hands and praise Meimei. The one who can clearly analyze the direction of the lines is Yujie!

It's really hard to add drama to yourself.

After persisting again for four days, the two senior brothers were blocked, leaving only the master.

But no matter how good the picture Master sent, Jiang Chen didn't want to learn it~

I can't even act anymore, what can I learn from?

Can't learn!Can't learn!

But, even if Jiang Chen couldn't learn it, he still couldn't bear to delete it.

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