Come, old attack teach you to flirt

Shi Han finished the sketch of a pair of eyes, closed eyes, long eyelashes, he drew each one.Shi Han stretched out his hand, and slowly slid it from the end of the eye to the tip of the eye. The thin callus on his hand seemed to touch the real skin.

Shi Han's eyelashes drooped, he took a deep breath and let it out, then put down his hands.

The young man's side face has smooth lines, and the long silence casts an indescribable layer on his expression.

Click.

The door was opened.

Shi Han raised his head, Rushuang's expression hadn't faded away, and bumped into Jiang Chen who entered with his lips pursed.

Shi Han adjusted his mood for a moment, calmed down and asked, "What's wrong?"

Jiang Chen looked at him expressionlessly and didn't speak.

The room fell into an atmosphere of neither embarrassment nor embarrassment in the eerie silence.

Shi Han frowned and slightly tilted his head in confusion, Jiang Chen took a deep breath and asked, "Do you like my cousin?"

Shi Han: "Huh???"

Jiang Chen repeated stiffly: "Is the one you have a crush on my cousin?"

Shi Han: ...

Shi Han coughed lightly, shook his head: "No."

Jiang Chen had no expression on his face after listening for a long time, he just looked straight at Shi Han, Shi Han was about to ask the next question, Jiang Chen opened his mouth and took a deep breath, and let it out long, Shi Han swallowed the words again seeing him like this .

Jiang Chen turned his head and looked to the side, avoiding staring at each other, his chest rose and took another deep breath, and he gritted his teeth: "Then are you kidding me?"

Shi Han frowned even tighter: "What?"

Jiang Chen turned his head violently, his eyes fixed on Shi Han, his face was full of anger: "You still don't know what it is?"

Just as Shi Han was about to speak, Jiang Chen's second yell followed closely: "You've been chatting with me for so long, don't you know?!"

He gritted his teeth tightly every word.

The room fell silent again.Shi Han looked dazed, moved his fingers, and the pencil held by his fingertips fell, making a crisp sound in the room, and his heart beat twice abnormally.

Shi Han whispered: "Chenchen..." After finishing speaking, he fell into a panicked aphasia.

Jiang Chen strode up to Shi Han, snapped a photo of Shi Han's phone in front of him, on the phone was the login interface of the PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds app, when updating, he erased the data Jiang Chen entered later, and replied to Shi Han's The account number is now placed in front of the two of them by Jiang Chen.

Jiang Chen looked directly into Shi Han's eyes, and asked word by word: "Do you want to eat chicken? The game I just learned recently is quite fun, why don't you take me to play?"

The sentence was in a cute style, Jiang Chen read it in a blunt tone, not at all the cheerful emoji mood when he sent it back then.

After Jiang Chen finished speaking, he roared: "Do you remember, do you want me to remind you again?"

Shi Han pursed his lips, took a deep breath, and said calmly, "I see."

The blandness that was forced out of this point, combined with Shi Han's deliberately restrained expression, seemed to Jiang Chen to be the last straw that broke the camel's back. So Jiang Chen's mentality completely collapsed, and he slapped the table vigorously, causing the paint on the table to shake. trembled, and said aloud:

"Is it fun to watch me joke? Is it fun to watch me pretend to be a girl?!

"I'm not very popular with girls, but do you need to hide it for so long! What happened to Leng Yuwen, Guan Yibai, and Su Yun who liked you in the end? I want to see how other boys talk to girls, but do you think I'm a fool when you talk to me?"

With his chest heaving and breathing violently, Jiang Chen roared: "Do you think that the people behind the computer are very stupid, they can't keep girls' hearts since they were young, do you open the page every day and smile like I'm a fool?

"If they like you, they like you. Who did you talk to after you flirted with them? Every time you come to tell me that you didn't do it on purpose, you didn't do it on purpose, can you do it three times on purpose?!

"Don't you just see that I have a girlfriend, I'm not in the same university, and you want to come and see my jokes when you hear that I'm broke up? Is it funny, you laugh, I'm standing in front of you, and you smile in front of me today! "

Jiang Chen uttered these words very quickly like a cannonball, until finally his neck was red and he was gasping for breath.

Leng Yuwen, Guan Yibai, and Su Yun are Jiang Chen's three girlfriends from high school, and he has never forgotten their names.

Shi Han's originally dazed expression was provoked by this part of the name, and he gritted his teeth secretly, stood up with a rub, squeezed his left hand tightly, and asked angrily: "This is what you mean, I have said it so many times, you still think I am It was on purpose, right?"

Jiang Chen: "Three times! Three times!! I just think you did it unintentionally, why don't you fall in love with other girls unintentionally, there are many more girls who like you in high school than me! Then you come and tell you, how did you do it?" Unintentional?! Tell me!"

Shi Han frowned, and raised his voice: "Jiang Chen! Can you make some sense!!"

Jiang Chen: "Why am I not being reasonable? Isn't what I said justified? Other girls like you. You have a cold face. You like to draw all day long. If you say that your studies are the most important thing and you don't have time, I will Believe it. I am talking about a girlfriend, and the three of us go out together, but you are talking about everything. When I look back between the basketball courts, I can fucking see Su Yun smiling at you! Su Yun is so cold, why don’t you talk to her? Talk to her and smile at you!"

Shi Han's chest heaved violently: "Is this the kind of person I am in your heart?"

Jiang Chen: "Then tell me who you are. I only know what you see. Then explain to me why you don't want to talk to so many girls, but you just come to chat with my girlfriend!"

Shi Han took a deep breath and said angrily: "That's a normal conversation! How the hell do I know what they think? You said it, she's your girlfriend!! You like playing games and basketball every day, and no one picks up your cell phone. If you can't find you, just look for me, should I drive them away?

"You can count it yourself. When I was in high school, how many times did I walk up to your house with my mobile phone and hand it to you. You think I want to pick it up. When I get a hand in paint, I fucking want to hang up!"

Jiang Chen: "Then you talked to Su Yunduo afterwards, I remember correctly, is that also called a normal conversation? When you talked about painting with her, it wasn't a conversation about life! When girls ask you, you usually ignore it. Su Yun during that time If you want to learn sketching, you still teach her, and what she said to me later, she said that she felt sorry for me and that you were better, so what do you say, you! What! What! Say!"

Jiang Chen clenched his fist with his right hand, his entire face was flushed, and his yelling became louder and louder.Seeing him like this, and Jiang Chen's words, Shi Han's anger seemed to cool down, and his rationality was completely broken by Jiang Chen's words.

Shi Han looked directly at Jiang Chen and said loudly: "Yes, I told her that on purpose!"

Jiang Chen bitterly interrupted: "Look, you admit it!"

Shi Han ignored it: "Su Yun is the most qualitative of the three girls you talked about. She is also beautiful. She sticks to you every day. She doesn't get angry when you play games. She guards you on the basketball court when you play basketball. Such a good girl. ..."

Jiang Chen excitedly took a step forward: "You like such a good girl, don't you?!"

Shi Han was also excited: "Get out! I fucking hate such a good girl, I hate that you praise her for being sensible every day, and save her money for shopping every day! Oh, she also likes to drink hot milk. Every morning you get two A box of your mother's hot milk, you give me a box and turn around to give it to her.

"Leng Yuwen and Guan Yibai are fine, ever since you found Su Yun, I've been living a fucking life every day, not to mention how disgusting it is!"

Now that he started, Shi Han immediately said loudly to Jiang Chen: "Open your ears and listen to me, I like their shit! I have talked with them, and every time I feel that it is not enough, I have to tell When you were with me, I just wanted to find out how good your girlfriend is. Fuck it, who knows why they are crazy. I didn't say a word, but they said they liked me!

"I'll tell someone about my troubles! The last time I quarreled with you so hard, I was so angry that I almost vomited blood, shit! Thinking about it, I feel aggrieved now! Damn!!!"

These words seemed to pour cold water on Jiang Chen's forehead, until Jiang Chen's brain became knotted. Jiang Chen was stunned, as if he didn't believe it, and tried his best to retort: ​​"You...you don't like them, then you, you approach them What are they doing?"

Still didn't turn the corner.

Shi Han took a deep breath, gritted his teeth angrily, looked straight at Jiang Chen and said, "Because I've never fucking liked your ex-girlfriend! I like you!! You like playing games so much, you just ignore girls, I suddenly found a girlfriend. I wanted to just say goodbye three times in high school, so as not to suffer. They are indeed good girls, but how do I know that they will like me in the end!!

"In the third year of high school, on your birthday, I personally squeezed the cake with cream flowers. I wanted to tell you the truth before I went abroad. Who knew that Su Yun broke up with you just a moment ago, and you walked in behind and put the cake on my face regardless. I made a cake for three days and it was completely ruined by you! !

"Why did I hit you? It's not because I like your girlfriend, it's because I like you! You idiot haven't seen it for several years! It's fine if you didn't see it. Your girlfriend likes me. What do you mean I hooked up with them? ! I can't wait to..."

There was a pause when I couldn't find a word, and finally said bitterly: "Damn it!"

Jiang Chen's thinking was completely frozen by this long paragraph of cruel words!

Just now, my brain still couldn't get around the bend, let alone the bend now, my brain didn't move.

Shi Han likes him? ? ?

???

? ? ? ? ?

Jiang Chen's angry expression instantly became funny, his tongue was tied, and all the things he was angry with before were forgotten at this moment, and the first sentence he shuddered out was: "You, you are, crooked?"

Shi Han tilted his head, closed his eyes, and restrained his excessive emotions.

At this moment, the cold breath of an art student engulfed Shi Han's whole body, his chest heaved for a moment, the line of his lips was tightly drawn, and his jaw was tense. Shi Han reluctantly turned his head, and nodded in a long silence.

He raised his head, there was no expression on his face, but the things in his eyes were complicated and changeable, Jiang Chen couldn't read the next sentence.

The two boys who were blushing and thick-necked just now fell into a subtle silence.

Jiang Chen was dumbfounded. Seeing his expression unchanged for a long time, Shi Han felt a bit indescribably disappointed when he lowered his eyelashes. Shi Han stretched out his hand and tore off the sketch he had just drawn. He bent down and picked up the pen. Without looking at Jiang Chen, his voice Reverting to the usual gentle narrative: "At the time your cousin's profile picture was on it, I sent a question mark, and then you chatted with me, and I haven't talked to you for a long time, and I didn't expose you. That's it, it's not a joke .”

After a pause, Shi Han said honestly, "I'm happy that you broke up with your girlfriend, but it's not the kind of happiness that you think makes people worse. I..."

The sketch in his hand is pinched in the slender fingers with thin calluses, and the eyes inside are actually very easy to identify who it is.

Shi Han sighed.

Seeing Shi Han turn around and leave, Jiang Chen still couldn't get his tongue evened out from the impact, and stammered: "You, where are you going?"

Shi Han's hand that opened the door stopped, his footsteps paused, without turning his head, he turned his back to Jiang Chen and said, "I'm still getting angry after thinking about it, I'll go out and calm down." His voice has returned to gentleness.

Jiang Chen's eyebrows moved slightly: "Ahan, I..."

Shi Han didn't stop walking, walked straight out and closed the door behind him.

With the sound of closing the door, Jiang Chen stood alone in Shi Han's studio, paints, watercolors and pencils everywhere, as if he was back in high school when they called each other stupid.