Come, old attack teach you to flirt
Chapter 11 emmm
Jiang Chen sat in Shi Han's studio in a daze, took a deep breath, and let it out slowly.
When Shi Han said this, there are many weird places in the past, so he can match the number.
Why Shi Han who doesn't like to talk to girls is so considerate to his ex (from Jiang Chen's point of view), why he hooked up with someone and ran away and didn't date, why... Finally, when Jiang Chen was angry, he explained in every possible way.It turns out that those expressions of astonishment are not pretending, nor are they watching him laugh~
Jiang Chen's eyes were empty, he took a deep breath and let it out, he didn't feel much easier after he figured it out.
correct!
Jiang Chen took out his cell phone, the Spider-Man-style tempered film on the screen couldn't make him laugh anymore, he dialed his cousin's number, beep beep—no one answered, Jiang Chen didn't give up, he continued to make persistent calls, the first After three calls, the phone was finally picked up.
The cousin seems to be afraid of Jiang Chen: "Brother Shi Han is really not in love with me, cousin please let me go!"
Jiang Chen's voice was flat: "Oh, I know, it's me."
Cousin: "Yes, yes, yes... Bah! No! You, how do you know?"
Jiang Chen paused, and asked back: "Do you know it's really me?"
The cousin was frightened: "Who else do you think?"
Jiang Chen coughed lightly, and asked what he wanted to ask: "When did you know?"
The cousin was a little confused by Jiang Chen's calm voice, but she still answered obediently: "Gao, high school, he made you a cake, I thought he was very careful, didn't you quarrel afterwards? I... Shi Brother Han hit you and ran away, your friend persuaded you, so I went to find Brother Shi Han... and then..."
Jiang Chen calmly: "Then what?"
The cousin hesitated a bit: "Well, you may have made him cry... I didn't see him cry, but his eyes were red, and he kept scolding you. You know he doesn't scold people very much. At that time, I thought ……Um!"
Jiang Chen: "What do you think?"
The cousin is very down-to-earth: "He treats you a little differently, at least not like a friend."
Jiang Chen stopped talking and didn't sigh, making the cousin on the other end of the phone feel agitated. He didn't know what Jiang Chen meant, but the cousin just spoke a syllable.
Jiang Chen interrupted, his voice was a little low: "I see, let's do this first."
This time Jiang Chen hung up.
Jiang Chen sat for a while, took Shi Han's mobile phone in his hand, put his own mobile phone in his pocket, opened the door and walked out along the corridor, Shi Han was sitting on the sofa, holding a cup in his hand.
As soon as Jiang Chen came out, Shi Han's eyes stopped on him, and the atmosphere was a bit strange.
Jiang Chen wiped his face, met Shi Han's eyes, and asked, "Well, when did you like me?"
Shi Han's eyelashes drooped, blocking those sparkling eyes, and after a while, he whispered, "Let's be in junior high school."
Jiang Chen was a little stunned, nodded: "Oh"
Shi Han opened his eyes, his black eyes faced Jiang Chen, and Jiang Chen forgot what he wanted to say just now.
Seeing Jiang Chen like this, Shi Han frowned, impatiently breaking the silence: "What do you want to say?"
Jiang Chen suddenly avoided looking at each other, he didn't know how to move his hands and feet, he hesitated: "That, that... Oh, I took out your mobile phone, I'll give it to you first. I, I'll go home and calm down too."
Shi Han suddenly sneered and asked, "Calm down?"
Jiang Chen put Shi Han's cell phone on the coffee table, he put it a little anxiously, the cell phone made a crisp sound, Jiang Chen took a few steps back and stood still as soon as he put it down.
Shi Han frowned more and more, impatiently: "The door is behind you."
Jiang Chen swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Ah Han, I, I think about it..."
Shi Han interrupted: "Let's go!"
Jiang Chen didn't say anything, stood there for another moment, opened his mouth several times to speak, and swallowed it again.Gritting his teeth, he turned and opened the door to leave.
As soon as the door was closed, Shi Han slammed the cup in his hand heavily on the coffee table, some of the water in the cup spilled from the edge due to the violent turbulence, Shi Han took a deep breath and closed his eyes.It took a long time for the chest to rise and fall during breathing, and it took a long time to calm down. When Shi Han opened his eyes again, there was a touch of red at the end of the eyes.
Shi Han lowered his head slowly, and stretched out his hands to cover his eyes.
Jiang Chen returned to his home as if fleeing from famine, turned on the heater in the bedroom, and when he regained consciousness, his hands and feet were cold, and he stood up to check the switch.
When the heating started to work, the temperature of Jiang Chen's hands, feet and body surface dropped by another gradient.
Only breathing can make him feel warmer.
At the end of the quarrel like that, Jiang Chen didn't expect Shi Han to come back and explain, but that time he didn't wait for Shi Han to explain and then went abroad. At first, he felt that what he did was wrong, but later he thought, it must be what Shi Han said. He didn't want to explain anything.
In the end, it was his girlfriend who came to Jiang Chen to explain, and she said some miscellaneous things, but Jiang Chen was influenced by his anger, and he heard only one central thought: Shi Han is better than him, he is not bad, just Girlfriend has a change of heart.Once you hear this, how can you hear other things.
Jiang Chen covered his face with his hands.
What should I do?
My childhood friend suddenly said he liked me for so many years?How would I respond as a straight man? !
Jiang Chen first thought about whether he could bend?It seems that although I have never considered this direction, I don't think it is unacceptable? !
Then can I pretend that I don't know anything and be friends with Shi Han?Uh, this pretending to be stupid is...too cruel, I always have to make it clear.
Jiang Chen let out a loud howl, and rolled around on the bed for several times!
In the end, Jiang Chen lay on his bed with his eyes wide open, letting go!
After playing games all morning, eating chicken was boring, so I ordered takeaway for lunch.When opening the takeaway, Jiang Chen suddenly remembered that Shi Han could cook, swallowed a mouthful of saliva facing the door of his house, sighed resignedly, and opened the takeaway silently.
After eating and taking a nap, people wake up not feeling any better.
So Jiang Chen dialed the number of his exclusive emotional consultant, the boss of his roommate.
The boss picked it up, wondering: "Hello?"
Jiang Chen: "Oh, oh, help!"
Boss: "Help??? Didn't you all break up, what else is there to die for?"
Jiang Chen mourned: "Someone confessed to me today, I... I... I really don't know what to do!"
The boss snorted, paused for a moment, and said seriously: "Student Jiang Chen, I think it's a rare event in a hundred years for someone to confess his love to you. If you don't follow suit, you will lose someone who actively likes you! This, Maybe it's the first and last confession in your life!"
Jiang Chen cried even louder: "A confession is a confession, the person is not right!"
Boss: "How can it be wrong?"
Jiang Chen didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I texted me a confession, you know, it's the boy I mentioned, the boy that all three of my girlfriends in high school fell in love with!"
The boss was silent for a moment, and asked: "Who is that, Shi Han? The three girlfriends in your high school finally sent you a good person card. What's the reason?"
Jiang Chen patted the bed sheet: "It's him."
The boss was silent for another moment, and said earnestly: "Student Jiang Chen, since all three of your high school girlfriends like him, I think you can't play with him, why not..."
Jiang Chen Erkang held his hand: "Wait, don't be so quick to persuade a good straight man to bend into a paper clip, okay?!"
The boss babbled, but still completed: "Why don't you come to my house, and we will analyze while eating chicken."
Jiang Chen: ...
Jiang Chen burst into tears of gratitude: "Hey, you are the best to me..."
The boss sounded like an old cadre: "Student Jiang Chen, calm down, calm down! There is still an organization to help you!!"
So Jiang Chen immediately got up from the bed, packed himself up quickly, put on a down jacket, and drove his own car to the old man.By the way, the boss is also from this city.
When the boss opened the door, looking at Jiang Chen who had taken off his down jacket to reveal the plush home clothes, he said thoughtfully, "It seems that this incident has had a big impact on you!"
Jiang Chen stepped forward and grabbed the boss's hand, agreeing: "Wuxin to eat chicken!"
The boss patted Jiang Chen's shoulder: "Sure enough."
The boss took out his mobile phone and suggested: "I just changed the equipment today, classmate Jiang Chen, take me to eat some chicken to calm my mood, how about we have a long-term plan?"
Jiang Chen nodded: "Organization please save me."
So the dialogue in the room becomes as follows:
Jiang Chen: "Falled into the river, fucked up in the river! Come again... Let me tell you, it was like this before, I thought...Damn it, someone, cover me... But it wasn't us together Do you go to high school, but... day, whoever hits me, see if I can't kill you... What's the point, oh yes, I'll shrink you..."
Boss: "Mm!...Mmm!...Hurry up, come on, this is here...Mmm!...Mmm."
After eating five handfuls of chicken, the sun was about to set before shaking this matter out. The boss thought for a while after listening, then looked at Jiang Chen's expression, and honestly suggested: "Actually, I don't think you are very repulsive..."
"Boom, ding dong ling ding dong ding ling ding dong; dong, ding dong ling ding dong ding ling ding dong..."
Jiang Chen's cell phone rang.
Jiang Chen picked it up to take a look, and said to the boss: "My mother, it's strange."
Picking it up, Jiang Chen: "Mom, what's the matter? Didn't you go on a trip?"
Jiang Ma was a little anxious: "Are you at home?"
Jiang Chen: "Yes... oh, but I'm outside now..."
Jiang Ma: "Your brother took your sister-in-law out to play during the annual vacation."
Jiang Chen interrupted: "I know this."
Jiang's mother ignored Jiang Chen and continued: "Xiaohan was in a car accident while driving around the city, I bumped my foot and I don't know what happened, now you are the only one left in the city, the fuck just called me, you go and have a look now. "
Jiang Chen was stunned for a while, "Huh? Car accident!"
Jiang Ma was serious: "I'll send you the address, you go and pick him up."
Jiang Chen hurriedly nodded: "Okay, okay, I'll go and have a look."
As soon as the phone was put down, Jiang Chen hurriedly packed up his things and said to the boss: "I accidentally got into a car accident, I'll go and have a look, it shouldn't be a big deal, but now I'm the only one left in the city... let's not talk, I'll go first."
The boss behind him: ...
Boss: "I don't think your state needs my analysis at all!"
The busy Jiang Chen: "What?"
The boss waved: "Go, go, go."
Jiang Chen was on his family's car, and he almost stepped on the gas pedal to the bottom. Coincidentally, everyone is quite close to this section of the roundabout. , stepping fast and pointing all the way.When the road was approaching, Jiang Chen slowed down and drove for another section. Sure enough, he saw Shi Han's car parked far away, two cars lying in the middle of the road, the police hadn't arrived yet, and the accident scene hadn't moved yet.
Seeing that the collision was not severe, Jiang Chen let go of his heart, pulled over and parked the car, and when he walked down, he saw two people standing one behind the other not far away. Jiang Chen took a closer look, and the one nearby was none other than Shi Han.
The setting sun was about to fall, and the golden shimmer evenly fell on Shi Han's body. He looked ahead, half leaning on the railing, his trousers rolled up at the ankle of his left leg, and blood was visible.His lips were slightly pursed, his brows were furrowed, his eyes were straight, and the rice fields not far behind him were still green. He fell into this picture, and compared with the clouds dyed red by the setting sun, his expression was even more stern.
Jiang Chen walked a few steps closer, Shi Han suddenly turned his head.
For a moment, the two looked at each other.
As soon as Shi Han's gaze touched Jiang Chen, his tense shoulders slowly relaxed, he unconsciously licked his dry lips, and said softly, "Why are you here?"
When Shi Han said this, there are many weird places in the past, so he can match the number.
Why Shi Han who doesn't like to talk to girls is so considerate to his ex (from Jiang Chen's point of view), why he hooked up with someone and ran away and didn't date, why... Finally, when Jiang Chen was angry, he explained in every possible way.It turns out that those expressions of astonishment are not pretending, nor are they watching him laugh~
Jiang Chen's eyes were empty, he took a deep breath and let it out, he didn't feel much easier after he figured it out.
correct!
Jiang Chen took out his cell phone, the Spider-Man-style tempered film on the screen couldn't make him laugh anymore, he dialed his cousin's number, beep beep—no one answered, Jiang Chen didn't give up, he continued to make persistent calls, the first After three calls, the phone was finally picked up.
The cousin seems to be afraid of Jiang Chen: "Brother Shi Han is really not in love with me, cousin please let me go!"
Jiang Chen's voice was flat: "Oh, I know, it's me."
Cousin: "Yes, yes, yes... Bah! No! You, how do you know?"
Jiang Chen paused, and asked back: "Do you know it's really me?"
The cousin was frightened: "Who else do you think?"
Jiang Chen coughed lightly, and asked what he wanted to ask: "When did you know?"
The cousin was a little confused by Jiang Chen's calm voice, but she still answered obediently: "Gao, high school, he made you a cake, I thought he was very careful, didn't you quarrel afterwards? I... Shi Brother Han hit you and ran away, your friend persuaded you, so I went to find Brother Shi Han... and then..."
Jiang Chen calmly: "Then what?"
The cousin hesitated a bit: "Well, you may have made him cry... I didn't see him cry, but his eyes were red, and he kept scolding you. You know he doesn't scold people very much. At that time, I thought ……Um!"
Jiang Chen: "What do you think?"
The cousin is very down-to-earth: "He treats you a little differently, at least not like a friend."
Jiang Chen stopped talking and didn't sigh, making the cousin on the other end of the phone feel agitated. He didn't know what Jiang Chen meant, but the cousin just spoke a syllable.
Jiang Chen interrupted, his voice was a little low: "I see, let's do this first."
This time Jiang Chen hung up.
Jiang Chen sat for a while, took Shi Han's mobile phone in his hand, put his own mobile phone in his pocket, opened the door and walked out along the corridor, Shi Han was sitting on the sofa, holding a cup in his hand.
As soon as Jiang Chen came out, Shi Han's eyes stopped on him, and the atmosphere was a bit strange.
Jiang Chen wiped his face, met Shi Han's eyes, and asked, "Well, when did you like me?"
Shi Han's eyelashes drooped, blocking those sparkling eyes, and after a while, he whispered, "Let's be in junior high school."
Jiang Chen was a little stunned, nodded: "Oh"
Shi Han opened his eyes, his black eyes faced Jiang Chen, and Jiang Chen forgot what he wanted to say just now.
Seeing Jiang Chen like this, Shi Han frowned, impatiently breaking the silence: "What do you want to say?"
Jiang Chen suddenly avoided looking at each other, he didn't know how to move his hands and feet, he hesitated: "That, that... Oh, I took out your mobile phone, I'll give it to you first. I, I'll go home and calm down too."
Shi Han suddenly sneered and asked, "Calm down?"
Jiang Chen put Shi Han's cell phone on the coffee table, he put it a little anxiously, the cell phone made a crisp sound, Jiang Chen took a few steps back and stood still as soon as he put it down.
Shi Han frowned more and more, impatiently: "The door is behind you."
Jiang Chen swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Ah Han, I, I think about it..."
Shi Han interrupted: "Let's go!"
Jiang Chen didn't say anything, stood there for another moment, opened his mouth several times to speak, and swallowed it again.Gritting his teeth, he turned and opened the door to leave.
As soon as the door was closed, Shi Han slammed the cup in his hand heavily on the coffee table, some of the water in the cup spilled from the edge due to the violent turbulence, Shi Han took a deep breath and closed his eyes.It took a long time for the chest to rise and fall during breathing, and it took a long time to calm down. When Shi Han opened his eyes again, there was a touch of red at the end of the eyes.
Shi Han lowered his head slowly, and stretched out his hands to cover his eyes.
Jiang Chen returned to his home as if fleeing from famine, turned on the heater in the bedroom, and when he regained consciousness, his hands and feet were cold, and he stood up to check the switch.
When the heating started to work, the temperature of Jiang Chen's hands, feet and body surface dropped by another gradient.
Only breathing can make him feel warmer.
At the end of the quarrel like that, Jiang Chen didn't expect Shi Han to come back and explain, but that time he didn't wait for Shi Han to explain and then went abroad. At first, he felt that what he did was wrong, but later he thought, it must be what Shi Han said. He didn't want to explain anything.
In the end, it was his girlfriend who came to Jiang Chen to explain, and she said some miscellaneous things, but Jiang Chen was influenced by his anger, and he heard only one central thought: Shi Han is better than him, he is not bad, just Girlfriend has a change of heart.Once you hear this, how can you hear other things.
Jiang Chen covered his face with his hands.
What should I do?
My childhood friend suddenly said he liked me for so many years?How would I respond as a straight man? !
Jiang Chen first thought about whether he could bend?It seems that although I have never considered this direction, I don't think it is unacceptable? !
Then can I pretend that I don't know anything and be friends with Shi Han?Uh, this pretending to be stupid is...too cruel, I always have to make it clear.
Jiang Chen let out a loud howl, and rolled around on the bed for several times!
In the end, Jiang Chen lay on his bed with his eyes wide open, letting go!
After playing games all morning, eating chicken was boring, so I ordered takeaway for lunch.When opening the takeaway, Jiang Chen suddenly remembered that Shi Han could cook, swallowed a mouthful of saliva facing the door of his house, sighed resignedly, and opened the takeaway silently.
After eating and taking a nap, people wake up not feeling any better.
So Jiang Chen dialed the number of his exclusive emotional consultant, the boss of his roommate.
The boss picked it up, wondering: "Hello?"
Jiang Chen: "Oh, oh, help!"
Boss: "Help??? Didn't you all break up, what else is there to die for?"
Jiang Chen mourned: "Someone confessed to me today, I... I... I really don't know what to do!"
The boss snorted, paused for a moment, and said seriously: "Student Jiang Chen, I think it's a rare event in a hundred years for someone to confess his love to you. If you don't follow suit, you will lose someone who actively likes you! This, Maybe it's the first and last confession in your life!"
Jiang Chen cried even louder: "A confession is a confession, the person is not right!"
Boss: "How can it be wrong?"
Jiang Chen didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I texted me a confession, you know, it's the boy I mentioned, the boy that all three of my girlfriends in high school fell in love with!"
The boss was silent for a moment, and asked: "Who is that, Shi Han? The three girlfriends in your high school finally sent you a good person card. What's the reason?"
Jiang Chen patted the bed sheet: "It's him."
The boss was silent for another moment, and said earnestly: "Student Jiang Chen, since all three of your high school girlfriends like him, I think you can't play with him, why not..."
Jiang Chen Erkang held his hand: "Wait, don't be so quick to persuade a good straight man to bend into a paper clip, okay?!"
The boss babbled, but still completed: "Why don't you come to my house, and we will analyze while eating chicken."
Jiang Chen: ...
Jiang Chen burst into tears of gratitude: "Hey, you are the best to me..."
The boss sounded like an old cadre: "Student Jiang Chen, calm down, calm down! There is still an organization to help you!!"
So Jiang Chen immediately got up from the bed, packed himself up quickly, put on a down jacket, and drove his own car to the old man.By the way, the boss is also from this city.
When the boss opened the door, looking at Jiang Chen who had taken off his down jacket to reveal the plush home clothes, he said thoughtfully, "It seems that this incident has had a big impact on you!"
Jiang Chen stepped forward and grabbed the boss's hand, agreeing: "Wuxin to eat chicken!"
The boss patted Jiang Chen's shoulder: "Sure enough."
The boss took out his mobile phone and suggested: "I just changed the equipment today, classmate Jiang Chen, take me to eat some chicken to calm my mood, how about we have a long-term plan?"
Jiang Chen nodded: "Organization please save me."
So the dialogue in the room becomes as follows:
Jiang Chen: "Falled into the river, fucked up in the river! Come again... Let me tell you, it was like this before, I thought...Damn it, someone, cover me... But it wasn't us together Do you go to high school, but... day, whoever hits me, see if I can't kill you... What's the point, oh yes, I'll shrink you..."
Boss: "Mm!...Mmm!...Hurry up, come on, this is here...Mmm!...Mmm."
After eating five handfuls of chicken, the sun was about to set before shaking this matter out. The boss thought for a while after listening, then looked at Jiang Chen's expression, and honestly suggested: "Actually, I don't think you are very repulsive..."
"Boom, ding dong ling ding dong ding ling ding dong; dong, ding dong ling ding dong ding ling ding dong..."
Jiang Chen's cell phone rang.
Jiang Chen picked it up to take a look, and said to the boss: "My mother, it's strange."
Picking it up, Jiang Chen: "Mom, what's the matter? Didn't you go on a trip?"
Jiang Ma was a little anxious: "Are you at home?"
Jiang Chen: "Yes... oh, but I'm outside now..."
Jiang Ma: "Your brother took your sister-in-law out to play during the annual vacation."
Jiang Chen interrupted: "I know this."
Jiang's mother ignored Jiang Chen and continued: "Xiaohan was in a car accident while driving around the city, I bumped my foot and I don't know what happened, now you are the only one left in the city, the fuck just called me, you go and have a look now. "
Jiang Chen was stunned for a while, "Huh? Car accident!"
Jiang Ma was serious: "I'll send you the address, you go and pick him up."
Jiang Chen hurriedly nodded: "Okay, okay, I'll go and have a look."
As soon as the phone was put down, Jiang Chen hurriedly packed up his things and said to the boss: "I accidentally got into a car accident, I'll go and have a look, it shouldn't be a big deal, but now I'm the only one left in the city... let's not talk, I'll go first."
The boss behind him: ...
Boss: "I don't think your state needs my analysis at all!"
The busy Jiang Chen: "What?"
The boss waved: "Go, go, go."
Jiang Chen was on his family's car, and he almost stepped on the gas pedal to the bottom. Coincidentally, everyone is quite close to this section of the roundabout. , stepping fast and pointing all the way.When the road was approaching, Jiang Chen slowed down and drove for another section. Sure enough, he saw Shi Han's car parked far away, two cars lying in the middle of the road, the police hadn't arrived yet, and the accident scene hadn't moved yet.
Seeing that the collision was not severe, Jiang Chen let go of his heart, pulled over and parked the car, and when he walked down, he saw two people standing one behind the other not far away. Jiang Chen took a closer look, and the one nearby was none other than Shi Han.
The setting sun was about to fall, and the golden shimmer evenly fell on Shi Han's body. He looked ahead, half leaning on the railing, his trousers rolled up at the ankle of his left leg, and blood was visible.His lips were slightly pursed, his brows were furrowed, his eyes were straight, and the rice fields not far behind him were still green. He fell into this picture, and compared with the clouds dyed red by the setting sun, his expression was even more stern.
Jiang Chen walked a few steps closer, Shi Han suddenly turned his head.
For a moment, the two looked at each other.
As soon as Shi Han's gaze touched Jiang Chen, his tense shoulders slowly relaxed, he unconsciously licked his dry lips, and said softly, "Why are you here?"
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