Come, old attack teach you to flirt

Jiang Chen behind the door showed an evil smile, oh hehehe!

No more~ Pharaoh~

Ding-dong-

Ding-dong-

The doorbell rang cheerfully and hurriedly.

Jiang Chen: ...

Jiang Chen sneaked a look into the kitchen, his mother was cooking, and the range hood was on, so he couldn't hear it for a while, but the doorbell keeps ringing, which is also a troublesome thing, if his mother opens the door, maybe he will entertain the other party for lunch, Jiang Chen fell into deep thought.

The next moment, under the blessing of incomparable wit, Jiang Chen silently snapped off the battery of the doorbell.

The doorbell stopped ringing.The problem is solved.

very good!

With a spring breeze on Jiang Chen's face, and the corners of his mouth curled up, he returned to his sofa and started the next round of fighting.

Fighting monsters and exploding equipment seems to be more handy~

However, the happiness didn't last until Jiang Chen blasted the enemy out, Jiang Chen's mother ran out in a hurry, under Jiang Chen's wide-open eyes, and the "gameover" caused by the lack of time to operate, the mother opened the door!

Wait, Shi Han dares to sue his mother? ! !

Jiang Chen stood up with a groan, his anger overwhelming, he walked forward a few steps, the howl of anger was already brewing in his chest like a storm spiraling and sublimating——

His mother opened the door, and there was standing outside the door...

Uncle? ? ?

The blizzard suddenly dissipated in Jiang Chen's heart.

Jiang Chen's mother: "I didn't hear the doorbell, it might be broken, come in, Jiang Chen, come pick up something."

Jiang Chen silently stuffed the piece of battery he had picked out into his trouser pocket, with a warm smile on his face, and stepped forward while rubbing his hands: "Uncle, it's been a long time, long time no see~ Come, come, I'll come Let me get it~ The doorbell at home is not sensible, it keeps breaking~~~hehehe~~~"

Uncle didn't suspect him, and greeted Jiang Chen warmly, and his aunt also came.

Wait, who is behind that, and how come in?

Jiang Chen stretched out his hand to stop Shi Han, and said righteously: "Did you go the wrong way?"

Jiang Chen's mother took a look, and knocked Jiang Chen's hand off with a snap: "What's wrong, Xiaohan came to our house to celebrate New Year's Day!"

Jiang Chen felt wronged and withdrew his hand: "Why did he come to our house to celebrate New Year's Day???"

Jiang Chen's mother did not suspect him: "Xiaohan's parents didn't come back from a business trip, so I asked Xiaohan to come over and just add a pair of chopsticks. Didn't it happen last year?"

In silence, Jiang Chen watched Shi Han walk into his house.

This guy was smiling.

Jiang Chen seemed to have heard the sound of signing a treaty that humiliated his country.

He has turned green into a prairie, Shi Han still won't let him go? !

Jiang Chen remained expressionless.

Shi Han tentatively smiled at him...

Jiang Chen's mentality immediately collapsed, he turned around and left, silently went to the single sofa in the corner, sat down, and thought about life.

Shi Han's smile became a little stiff, and after Jiang Chen turned around, he sighed lightly.

The uncle's family hadn't seen Shi Han for a long time, and the little aunt warmly called Shi Han to sit among them and asked about life abroad.

Little aunt: "How long have you been back to China?"

Shi Han warmed his throat: "It's only been a few days."

The little aunt saw Shi Han's smile with genuine affection.

Little aunt: "Oh, do you have a girlfriend abroad, so handsome, no girl likes it?"

Shi Han: "Not yet, I'm busy with studies."

The little aunt said seriously: "Yes, yes, you can't delay your studies."

After nodding with satisfaction, the little aunt smiled sweeter and sweeter.

Lao Wang has penetrated into his camp.despair.

The little aunt said with emotion: "You and Chenchen were both young before, but in a blink of an eye you both went abroad to study for three years, and Chenchen has grown up too. By the way, where is Chenchen?" Turning around, he found the dejected Jiang Chen huddled in a corner, yes He waved his hand, "Xiao Han, why don't you just come and have a chat? Didn't you go together before?"

Jiang Chen: ...

The little aunt shook her hands at Jiang Chen's dull face: "What's wrong with this child?"

Shi Han tactfully: "This..."

Jiang Chen interrupted: "Little aunt, my stomach hurts, I feel uncomfortable, oh--" Said the whole person curled up on the sofa, miserable, pitiful, probably recently often pretends to be a girl, and the playwright possesses him in a second .

The little aunt immediately dropped Shi Han and stood up and walked to Jiang Chen's side: "What's wrong? Did you catch a cold or did you eat bad? I'll tell you ￥%...&*"

Jiang Chen listened silently, nodding his head constantly, and his little aunt even brought him a cup of hot water.During this period, Jiang Chen glanced at Shi Han from the corner of his eyes, Shi Han who was ignored didn't say anything, just watched quietly.

Jiang Chen returned Shi Han with a meaningful smile.

After the little aunt cared about Jiang Chen, she went into the kitchen to help Jiang Chen's mother, there was still my little uncle in the living room, and my little uncle was watching stocks on his mobile phone, so he didn't have time to chat.

Unhappy, Jiang Chen glanced at Shi Han again, silently pulled out his mobile phone from behind the sofa, and consciously opened the game interface, since people can't be driven away, the best way is of course to keep out of sight.

Shi Han could tell that the latest game was opened on his phone, he didn't say anything, there were Jiang Chen's relatives in the living room, it would be embarrassing if Jiang Chen was cold while chatting.Shi Han's gaze finally landed on the turned on TV, while watching, he glanced at Jiang Chen from the corner of his eye.

Looking at Jiang Chen's serious look at the screen, he suddenly thought of him who was doing the test paper in the third year of high school.

Shi Han's eyes lowered, three years of college life should be very liberating for Jiang Chen.

"Jiang Chen!" Jiang Chen's mother suddenly called out.

Jiang Chen didn't take his eyes off the phone interface, and responded, "Yes, what's the matter?"

Jiang Chen's mother: "There is no salt in the kitchen, go to the supermarket downstairs and buy a bag." While speaking, the man came out from the kitchen, handing Jiang Chen a 20 yuan change in his hand, "By the way, buy a bottle of soy sauce, It's almost gone too."

A game is about to end, Jiang Chen is anxious: "Mom, just let it go, I'll go after this game~"

Looking at the colorful mobile phone interface, Jiang Chen's mother's face instantly turned down.

Before she could speak, a gentle voice interrupted: "Auntie, let me go, anyway, I have nothing to do."

After Jiang Chen heard the first half of the sentence, his hand slipped. "gameover"!

Shi Han's words fell along with Jiang Chen's game win or loss.

Jiang Chen: ...

The third game in a row today is the wildest dog.

Angrily, Jiang Chen raised his head and stared at Shi Han, grabbed the change in his mother's hand fiercely, and said proudly, "I'll go!"

Shi Han smiled and nodded: "Then let's go together, I just need to take a walk."

Jiang Chen was stunned, what kind of routine is this?

Before he had time to speak, Jiang Chen's mother nodded and nodded: "Okay, let's go together, it's been a long time since we haven't seen each other and we're unfamiliar, it's time to chat~"

Wait... Mom, don't push me, I can still think about how to refuse...

don't close the door, i...

……

With the money in his hand, Jiang Chen didn't have time to say a word, and stared blankly at the closed door of his house.

Shi Han said lightly, "Let's go."

……

Downstairs, Jiang Chen and Shi Han walked side by side.

Regarding this result, Jiang Chen had a paralyzed expression on his face... Hehe, very good!

Walking out of the unit building, Shi Han tentatively asked, "How is your college life recently?"

So good, green again, just broke up.

Jiang Chen smiled, lifting weights lightly: "It's okay."

Putting his hands in the pockets of his coat, Shi Han nodded, "Your cousin said you broke up with your girlfriend recently, is that true?"

"..."

Just say, what else do you not know? ! !

Jiang Chen turned expressionless: "Yes."

After finishing this sentence, Yin Yang added in a strange manner: "You must be very popular abroad! When you are in college, your parents don't prohibit you from falling in love. Now you have a stable partner!"

Shi Han glanced at Jiang Chen, shook his head: "Nothing."

Jiang Chen: ...

Flip the table.JPG, what are you pretending to be!Think I don't know your charm value?Nonsence!

Once the thinking is diverged, it cannot be taken back.

Shi Han is different from Jiang Chen. Jiang Chen was a monkey since he was a child. He could climb trees and go into water. Let the girl’s braids go and steal Aunt Zhang’s sweet potatoes tomorrow~ To be honest, Shi Han really helped him a lot when he was young~

After entering junior high school, the two slowly grew apart. Shi Han wore a pair of glasses when he was in school, and his prescription was not high, but the handsome guy who wears glasses and listens seriously to class attracts girls~Jiang Chen is different, he laughs every day Girls are stupid, when it was popular to fall in love secretly, Shi Han received ten love letters, Jiang Chen didn't say that he accepted love letters, he couldn't talk to the girl he liked~

After high school, Shi Han's grades improved by leaps and bounds, and he ranked first every time. Judging from the report card alone, he overwhelmed Jiang Chen, and he has a gentle appearance. As long as Jiang Chen knows, there are girls who like Shi Han. .

But Shi Han doesn't like it, he just likes his girlfriends...

Gululu~

Jiang Chen's thoughts were pulled back to reality by the voice next to his ear.

They had already reached the square area of ​​the community, and a petite girl in front of them was dragging a large box, struggling to pull it up the steps.

The girl's face flushed from exertion and the huge box are seen together~ It's so pitiful~

Seeing this scene, the warm-hearted Jiang Chen rolled up his sleeves and stepped forward to help drag the box up the steps.

The girl thanked repeatedly: "Thank you, thank you~"

Jiang Chen smiled embarrassingly, from a closer look, the younger sister looks quite cute.

There was a sudden ups and downs in his heart, Jiang Chen was determined to be a good person to the end, he took the initiative to ask for the address, and helped drag the box downstairs to the unit.

This amount of strength is of course nothing to Jiang Chen who loves sports.

The girl was grateful in her heart, and chased after her to thank her repeatedly.

With his hands still in his coat pockets, Shi Han followed all the way, seeing that the girl was a little dazed by the situation, he said amusedly, "He is that kind of person, he is warm-hearted~"

The girl was moved: "Thank you so much."

Shi Han said indifferently, as usual: "I didn't do anything, thank him."

Jiang Chen carried the suitcase for the girl all the way, wearing a down jacket, halfway it was too hot to unzip the zipper, the little sun Jiang Chen also sweated a little~ this suitcase is really heavy~~

He hurriedly lifted the box in front of the door of the building, and put it down on the ground, Jiang Chen relaxed and took a breath.

At this time, shouldn't you take off your down jacket and hook up with a girl with a good figure?

Jiang Chen thought about the girl's cute face and asked himself.

After a while, I answered myself: I can't see my abdominal muscles even with the sweater underneath!

Forget it, he brought the suitcase over, said a few words and left.

In a community, you can always meet if you are destined! !

Thinking of this, Jiang Chen turned his head energetically.

Then I saw Shi Han and his sister talking and laughing all the way over.

???

? ? ? ? ?

Wait, he's working on this side, and Shi Han hooked up with the new girl he helped on the other side? ? ?