Come, old attack teach you to flirt

On the fifth day, Jiang Chen sat in front of the computer, and there was a gorgeous oil painting on the high-end monitor. Jiang Chen held his chest and watched it for an hour.

This is not the focus of the attention of the boss and roommates, the key is a painting, what the hell is sighing while looking at it?

Roommate Jingji sent out a cry for help like a nanny.

The boss evades and dodges successfully.

After an hour like this, the boss couldn't take it anymore.

The boss stood up, walked in front of Jiang Chen, turned the display at an angle, faced the two people, and asked Jiang Chen: "What is this?"

Jiang Chen looked at the boss in doubt, and said, "Draw it~"

Great, clear logic.However, it is still impossible to confirm whether there is a mental problem.

The boss pointed to the painting and asked, "Which painting did your ex-girlfriend like?"

Jiang Chen: "No."

Eliminate interference from external factors.

The boss finally asked: "Your throat is uncomfortable?"

Jiang Chen tilted his head in an arc: "Boss, you didn't make sense of these questions today, did you encounter some kind of heartache..."

The boss emphasized: "Answer my question."

Jiang Chen: "No." His eyes gradually filled with sympathy.

The boss was furious: "Then you sighed for an hour, are you looking for a fight? My college physics has miscalculated three numbers..."

Jiang Chen interrupted: "Yesterday's test paper?"

Boss: "Yes! You know how much my data I have destroyed..."

Jiang Chen interrupted again: "I finished writing, do you want to see the train of thought?"

After a moment of silence, the boss said, "Okay, bring it here."

The roommate who witnessed everything: ...

Holding the test paper that Jiang Chen found out, the boss calmed down his anger in an instant, glanced at Jiang Chen's screen again, and said casually: "It's pretty good, a famous painting?"

Jiang Chen shook his head, and sighed again. After listening to the boss, he felt that the veins on his forehead that had just calmed down began to throb again.

Boss: "Speak up if you have something to say, don't sigh, I'll hit you!"

Jiang Chen: "Actually, this is someone else's painting, isn't it pretty?"

Boss: "Looks good, then what?"

Jiang Chen resisted the urge to sigh, and said: "It's just so beautiful, I don't think I can continue the chat, God knows I really want to ask for the original picture~ Sure enough, there is a sky beyond the sky, and there are people beyond people, there are some subtleties of Taoism, right? Everyone can understand it."

Boss: ...

Jiang Chen: "When it comes to drawing, I thought of my neighbor. He also drew in elementary school. He was also good at sketching since he was a child. Hey~ Except that people are too annoying, maybe I can ask him to learn how to draw. The knowledge of painting..."

Boss: "...just now, you sighed again."

Jiang Chen was full of energy: "I'll close the page, and make sure you don't make any noise while you study hard!"

The boss threatened: "Sighing, I won't milk you next time."

Jiang Chen: "Okay! Sigh again and die next time with residual blood."

The boss patted Jiang Chen's shoulder, and left if he had any deep intentions.

As long as you don't sigh, do whatever else you want, just be happy, right?

Jiang Chen reluctantly closed the webpage, it was too tiring to be pretentious, the master's skill is so profound, he thought he would not be able to learn it, it was easy for a cute girl or something silly, but a fool also had to pay attention to the basics, he How do you know what skin care water and cream my sister uses?

And it was okay at the beginning, the master posted the pictures in his collection, and now he directly sends the pictures he drew, damn, the pictures are so good!God knows that he has exhausted his vocabulary of cute girls!

"Ah, so beautiful"

“So cute”

"How can there be such a beautiful painting~"

vomit~

Jiang Chen pulled up the dialogue box for a long time, his recent words have become such a few monotonous sentences, he lost!

As for the master's professional terminology, he thought he would not be able to learn it.

The master's regular dialogue is:

"Ah, very good"

"It's okay, you can read more, I'm just sharing"

"Good night, sweet dreams"

Although the sentence is short, the care and affirmation in it can be felt directly, right?

Except for the last sentence, which he learned well, the previous warm man settings are all based on professionalism.

He is a ghost!

In order not to let myself fall further, bah bah bah, fine points!

Jiang Chen resolutely closed this website.

All roads lead to Rome, this website will not work, there is the next website.

If this master can't learn it, he can still find another one.

His neighbor has learned the art of painting for more than ten years. He learns for a month what to pretend, what is perspective drawing, and what is the stacking of shadows.

The moment he closed the page, Jiang Chen murmured silently in his heart, Master, the green hills will not change, the green water will flow forever, gender disharmony, goodbye!

Looking at the clean and refreshing desktop, Jiang Chen felt...

Hahahaha, finally liberated!

In the next few days, the schoolwork was very heavy. Jiang Chen did not think about the website and flirting with girls while he was in class. He was obsessed with college physics and kept calculating mechanical equations and balances.

The twisted parts one by one need him to conquer like a little fairy, and the final exam is coming soon, the teacher said that this part is the highlight, as a half-scholar, Jiang Chen will not be sloppy~

After a few more days, the time suddenly came to Christmas, Jiang Chen raised his eyes from the balance equation, and he could see red hats and white snowflake ornaments everywhere he went outside.

Jiang Chen seemed to feel that he had forgotten something.

But this year he doesn't even have a girlfriend, what else can he forget?

When Jiang Chen received a call from his cousin, he realized it.

Going home for New Year's Eve!

He had forgotten about it.

At the end of the conversation, maybe it was because of the painting aspect that the website just launched, Jiang Chen asked: "There won't be any outsiders this year, right?" He didn't even want to mention his name.

Cousin cheerfully: "No, let's go with..." After a pause, "Hahaha, there is nothing."

Almost leaked.

And when Jiang Chen thought of his neighbors, his thoughts wandered for a while and he didn't pay attention.

On the first day of the holiday, I packed things up. Jiang Chen is now a junior, and there are not many classes. Friends around him who want to take the postgraduate entrance examination have already started to choose majors and prepare for review. Jiang Chen hasn't thought of those. The raid was stunned.

He is very fragile right now, still in the healing stage.

Realizing the gap between himself and others, Jiang Chen actually became more helpless and vulnerable, in need of protection.

At this time, of course, the warmth and feast of home are needed!

Roast duck, braised pork, steamed fish, please soothe my lonely heart!

When thinking like this, Jiang Chen raised his hand and dropped the keys, and entered a long recipe name to his mother on the WeChat terminal of his computer, and finally sent a prayer.JPG emoticon~

Emmm, perfect!

This degree of healing is comparable to the Holy Light.

On the first day of the holiday, I took the subway and went home with a bag of laundry on my back~

Jiang Chen's family is in the local area. When he first chose a university, Jiang Chen thought that he would not be working in other places anyway, so he chose a few local universities. Besides, at that time, his neighbors had already decided to study abroad, and he never what concerns.

Having said that, the two of them went to kindergarten, elementary school, junior high school, and high school together... Nie Yuan!

The front is full of his ignorance and superficiality, and he doesn't see people clearly.

Although it is green again this time, the previous shadow will not fade away.

Moreover, I always see him during the holidays, and I feel upset.

Wait, did I miss something?

Well, I always feel that something is wrong!

The crowd was crowded all the way, but Jiang Chen arrived at his home smoothly, took out the key that counted to the door of the house, opened the door, Jiang Chen stuck his head into his door and looked around, everything was normal, huh—this time It is finally reliable.

I sniffed my nose, and smelled some meaty scents~beautiful~

Jiang Chen entered, greeted his parents, went to his own room and stuffed the laundry into the washing machine.Wandering around the living room, it is really too quiet, it seems that there are only a few of their family.

Jiang Chen: "Mom, why aren't everyone here?"

Jiang Chen's mother was peeling side dishes, while she said to him: "Your uncle went shopping, your brother worked overtime yesterday, he will come back later with your sister-in-law."

"Good Le~"

Jiang Chen sat back on the sofa in the living room, turned on the TV, and started playing mobile games.

After a while, the doorbell rang.

Jiang Chen's mother: "Jiang Chen, open the door."

Jiang Chen: "Mom, wait, I'll be right away~"

"Go quickly."

Jiang Chen held the phone in one hand, kept pressing the buttons, and moved his feet accurately, avoiding all the decorations in the living room and making a detour to the entrance, yelling: "Come here~"

At the critical moment, Jiang Chen pressed the handle with his right elbow to open the door, his fingertips were constantly jumping on the interface, outputting with difficulty, he was determined not to be a pig teammate!

Pa~ The door opened a crack, and Jiang Chen's game was almost over, whether it will be successful or not depends on his output.

Yay!

While accumulating energy, the outsider saw that the door would no longer open, so he opened it by himself.

???

Jiang Chen saw a face he hadn't seen for a long time.

Uh……

Shi Han.his good neighbor.Pharaoh next door.

I haven't seen him for half a year, but Shi Han has turned a little darker. Maybe the sun in the United States is too good. Although Shi Han's skin is darker, it is very shiny.

The originally good-looking facial features are still in shape, with a straight nose, bright eyes, and short hair.

Shi Han is still a little taller than him, it seems that his plan to grow taller in the past six months has failed.

Shi Han smiled, with a gentle arc on the corner of his mouth.

Snapped.Almost at the same time, the person in Jiang Chen's hand had zero blood and blood, and the dog belt.

Uh……

The original brilliant game sound came to an end suddenly, and only the female voice of the mobile phone electronic sound remained:

"gameover"

"gameover"

With an awkward yet polite smile, Jiang Chen turned the mute button.

The world is quiet.

Shi Han said: "I haven't seen you for almost half a year, Chenchen~"

The voice became a little lower and more magnetic.

It should be better to pick up girls~

Well, Jiang Chen took a closer look at Shi Han, and sure enough, it was this skin that seduced three exes.

Jiang Chen smiled: "Long time no see."

Quickly said the next sentence: "I went to the wrong door, your home is over there."

thumping!

Close the door in one go!

Long time no see, my bah!

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