Cannon Fodder Eunuch Self-Rescue Guide

Before the hunting meeting ended, Shao Ze asked the emperor for leave in advance and rode to the other garden alone.

Now that the conference is over, if he doesn't bring Gu Yu back, he will be outside the palace forever.

A palace man can be promoted faster in the palace, and the chances are also greater.If I am outside, I am afraid that I will never have a bright future.

When Shao Ze arrived in Bieyuan, he looked at the faces of the people in Bieyuan, all of whom were full of bitterness and hatred, as if others owed him millions of silver.

The footsteps stopped, could it be that he was bullied here?

"Quickly, pick off that bunch of grapes, they are all dark purple, won't they spoil if you don't pick them off?"

Gu Yu pointed with great interest to the bunch of delicious and seductive grapes on the grape shelf in the distance.

The surrounding Xiaogong people all had bitter expressions on their faces.

Looking up at the grape skins on the ground, looking at the few bunches of grapes left on the shelf, they all stepped back silently.

Gu Yu stood under the shelf and looked at the motionless figure of the palace man, his voice became louder and louder:

"What are you doing, bullying a wounded man like me? I told you that if someone takes care of me, I will take you back to the palace."

Lifting his chin, his eyes were full of pride: "If you don't take such a good opportunity, what are you waiting for? Sigh..."

Gu Yu shook his head and sighed, with an indisputable anger on his face: "No wonder you can only be bullied palace servants in this other garden."

An ambitious court lady raised her head and looked at Gu Yu with wide wet eyes:

"Grandpa Gu, is the palace as good as you said? I heard that the palace is full of cannibals."

The people around echoed, and some of them spoke louder: "Yes, yes. The servants heard that even the prince is being bullied by us, so wouldn't it be more..."

Gu Yu interrupted their speculation with a wave of his hand, and snorted: "You also said that it was the prince being bullied."

"It can be seen that the palace people in the palace live much better than the prince, and you can bully the prince if you get along well."

The court lady rolled her eyes, turned her head and caught a glimpse of the fourth prince who is now King Wei who came around the corner.

A plan came out of his mind: "Eunuch Gu, so you said you have bullied the original fourth prince in the palace?"

Shao Ze just heard this sentence when he came here, his eyes sank, and he stood behind a group of people with arms folded and a sneer.

The steward who led the way was frightened when he heard this.

The current king of Wei is the only one who has won the favor. He is no longer the poor little guy who was bullied by others.

He stared at a group of bastards who didn't know what to do, and was about to reprimand them.

"No, I want to hear about the development method."

The steward smiled and nodded at Shao Ze.

Standing behind Shao Ze anxiously, rubbing his hands back and forth.

I hope that the group of people in front will not dare to say any outrageous words to implicate a manager like him.

When Gu Yu heard the court lady's question, he rolled his eyes, "If you lose, you don't lose. Anyway, Shao Ze is not here now, so you can let him brag about it?"

He raised his head high: "No, I'm not afraid of the fourth prince at all, don't I often bully him?"

"I told you that he is just a soft bun. Don't look at him now as the king of Wei, why don't you obediently let me bully you?"

Out of the corner of the palace maid's eyes, she looked at the sneer on Shao Ze's face.

I am even more certain that today she will keep this person here forever, she will make meritorious service in front of the prince and then leave such a ghostly place!

"Wow. Can you tell me how to bully?"

Gu Yu's face froze, his brows frowned: "This? How can you say this."

The maid's face darkened, and the corner of her mouth twitched: "Does Eunuch Gu not want to eat grapes? This servant is just curious, besides, isn't the prince not here now? It's okay."

Gu Yu thought for a while, what this person said made sense.

Anyway, Shao Ze is not here now, and he has dominated here for several days. Wouldn't it be contemptible if he showed timidity in this matter?

Is it easy for a wounded man to eat grapes?I have to rack my brains to make up nonsense.

"Cough cough." Gu Yu coughed a few times, and said loudly: "Of course I fed the fourth prince some leftovers, and he punched and kicked him from time to time.

"

After finishing speaking, I felt that I was not convinced enough, so I hurriedly added: "Then I don't like him, it's a trivial matter to ask him to kneel outside the door all night."

"Really?" Shao Ze's sullen voice suddenly came from behind.

With a smile in his eyes, he looked at Gu Yu's arrogant look.

Gu Yu continued without thinking: "Of course, I'm amazing. The fourth prince has knelt down to me several times. If you don't believe me, go ask him."

From the corner of his eye, the manager glanced at Shao Ze's increasingly icy face, fearing that the man in front would continue to die.

Hastily said: "Gu Yu, why don't you hurry up and salute King Wei?"

who?Who's coming?

Gu Yu turned around stiffly inch by inch, and when he raised his eyes, he saw Shao Ze's appearance.

As a person who has traveled here for more than four months, he understands that Shao Ze must be angry with his appearance.

Gu Yu's mouth was a little bit bitter, as the old saying goes, it's better not to gossip or brag behind people's backs.

He said it would be easy to cheat, but this was the first time he bragged like this and was heard by the Lord.

In particular, this person has been attacking by himself for a long time, and it took him a long time to carefully serve him before letting this person let go of his guard against him.

If he takes back his trust again, he probably doesn't have to cry, he just finds a place to crash and kill him.

Gu Yu glanced at Shao Ze cautiously, and smiled flatteringly: "Your Highness? Why are you here?"

Shao Ze snorted and laughed: "If this king hadn't come, how could he have heard such a powerful speech?"

"This..." Gu Yu rolled his eyes: "This is all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding."

"Misunderstand?"

Shao Ze glanced at the rest of the people, and smiled: "Eating leftovers? Punching and kicking? Kneeling outside the door all night? Is your Eunuch Gu so powerful? Why didn't this king know about it before?"

Gu Yu's mouth became more and more bitter, and his knees were about to kneel.

I saw Shao Ze turn around and angrily walk towards the place arranged by the steward, without even looking at Gu Yu.

Gu Yu maintained a half-squatting position, whether he was kneeling or not.

This person is gone, why is he still kneeling here?For show?

The manager looked at Gu Yu standing there in a daze, and his heart became more and more anxious: "Hurry up, you hurry up to chase the prince and ask for your crime, what are you doing in a daze?"

Ah, yes.Please go.

Gu Yu's footsteps moved, and he hurriedly ran after Shao Ze's back at the speed of running 800 meters.

The steward looked at Gu Yupao's fast figure without a word, with his mouth open:

Are you sure this is the big red man in front of the imperial court?

Don't you know the basic rule that you can't run in the palace?He probably entered through the back door?

Shao Ze walked into the room expressionlessly and sat down on a chair angrily.

Fortunately, he rode fast all the way because he was afraid that this man's limp temper would be bullied by the people in other gardens.

I didn't expect him to be a good mix.

Look at the grape skins in that place and listen to what he said, to slander his reputation in a place where he can't hear.

Although... he has no reputation.But I just can't get angry!

Gu Yu walked in step by step on tiptoe.

On the way in, don't forget to close the door to isolate the mentality of people outside watching the excitement.

"Your Highness, why are you here?"

Shao Ze laughed, with irony in his voice: "How can I hear what you said if I don't come?"

Gu Yu smiled flatteringly: "Well, isn't this slave girl greedy for grapes? That group of people won't listen to slave servants unless they tell them some stories."

Shao Ze snorted: "Story?" His eyes were unclear: "I didn't know that what happened to me was a story in your mouth."

Gu Yu raised his hand and slapped his mouth twice: "The servant girl made a mistake. Isn't that all false?"

"Oh?"

Gu Yu recalled what he said just now: "The servant is the one who eats the leftovers, and the servant is the one who has knelt outside the door for a long time. Your lord has a lot, please spare the servant."

Seeing Gu Yu like this, Shao Ze laughed.

When this man pleaded guilty, he spoke cheerfully one by one.

It's been a long time since he stopped him from calling himself the word.

"You man, didn't I say you don't need to call me that, are you trying to annoy me?"

Gu Yu laughed. Hearing this obviously hard-spoken person, he felt relieved and knew that he would not be angry.

I'm afraid he walked back to the house so quickly just now to save face outside.

An awkward dead boy, he pretended to be like that just now.

Shao Ze glanced through the window at the person outside the door scratching the corner.

A plot welled up in his mind, he looked at Gu Yu's figure and smiled: "Ahem, but I have to punish you."

Gu Yu said with a quick interface that didn't care: "You say it. I will punish you in any way."

Shao Ze nodded in satisfaction, he is now the hottest King of Wei.

Although the emperor promoted him, if he has no flaws at all, I'm afraid he won't be able to reassure the emperor.

"Then warm me up."

what? ?

Gu Yu looked at Shao Ze in surprise, although he had a serious negotiating expression on his face, but there was a complete malice in his eyes.

The corner of his mouth twitched.This brat doesn't know what's wrong, and he can't do without that thing in a few words.

It's simply unhealthy thoughts full of colors.

If he gets married in the future, he doesn't know how to torment his wife.

Could it be that when he ascends the throne in the future, there will be traces of love in every corner of the palace?

Gu Yu shuddered fiercely, feeling extremely sympathetic to the person who would marry him in the future.

I'm afraid I won't be able to get out of the couch and walk for several days, right? ?

Gu Yu recalled that there was no mention in the book that Shao Ze ever loved men.

Although the tyrant has never married a wife and had children in his life, he has never been exposed to male sex.

And according to his observation, this person must be straight and straight, almost as straight as a telegraph pole.

"Okay, it's just such a request. I'll come at night."

Shao Ze smiled lightly, glanced at Gu Yu's indifferent expression, and his smile deepened even more, like a cat that ate a fish.

When the rumors spread tomorrow, I don't know what expression this person will have?

Is it anger, or calm acceptance.

No, not right.This person had once entered Prince Huan's Mansion...

"Did you never sleep with me when you were in Prince Huan's mansion?"

Gu Yu stared at Shao Ze in bewilderment, not understanding why the topic had reached such a long time ago.

Could it be that this person is still obsessed with cleanliness, he must allow the people around him to keep himself clean.

"No. I'm not afraid that King Huan won't like me if I'm disabled."

Shao Ze didn't know why he was suddenly happy after hearing this, and coughed: "Okay, then don't go out for a while and execute it directly."

Not at night?

Gu Yu wanted to ask, but seeing Shao Ze's excited expression, he was smart enough not to ask.

Forget it, it's rare to see this person so happy, but it's not a big deal.

He agreed directly without any dissatisfaction.

Anyway, he just happened to be tired, so he might as well go to sleep.

Shao Ze took another careful look at Gu Yu's face and exquisite figure, he was clean physically and mentally.

Since this person can sacrifice so much for him now.And so likable.

He simply went back and personally took him to a good place. This time, he personally selected a few people for him to relax.

Last time he was asked to go, he didn't go, so let's lead him to go together.

Shaking his head, a thin-skinned person really has nothing to do with him.

It's time to relax together.

He was on the same couch with Gu Yu and those people.

You must try out all kinds of strange little poses in the picture book.

Sure to make his night unforgettable.

The author has something to say: Steward: You definitely got promoted and made a fortune through the back door.No rebuttals are accepted.

Gu Yu: ...I'm clean and relying on myself to be in the top position, what's wrong?Are you able to take one too?

Emperor/Prince: A look of approval.It is true that the ability is good and the length is good.

邵泽冷笑:我就喜欢绿我自己。感谢在2020-01-2420:08:10~2020-01-2623:07:33期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw the landmines: 3 for Yu Lei; 1 for the genius boy Jiang Chu;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!