Cannon Fodder Eunuch Self-Rescue Guide

Early in the morning of the second day, Gu Yu slowly opened his eyes, staring blankly at the pattern on the top of his head.

How did he sleep here last night?Didn't you agree to go back to your place after warming up?

etc!Gu Yu's right hand flicked to the right quickly.It's warm, there was someone sleeping next to me last night!

He actually shared the same bed with Shao Ze again, my God.

I can't feel how big my nerves are.

Gu Yu pressed his arms above his eyes depressedly, feeling that he was so stupid.He was obviously very cautious before...

"Pfft."

When Shao Ze came in with the toiletries, he saw Gu Yu's state of 'don't call me, this person is dead', and immediately burst out laughing.

"What's the matter, self-reflection in the early morning? Could it be that you secretly did something behind my back?"

Gu Yu became angry and sat up propped up: "You are talking nonsense. What can I do?"

This skin is so white.It looks like it's easy to touch.How can it be maintained so well.

Shao Ze coughed twice, pulling back the wandering thoughts in his mind: "Okay, hurry up, wash up and eat. I have to go back to the palace in a while."

Hearing this, Gu Yu didn't worry about what happened last night, so he hurried down to wash up and eat.

Looking at the washbasin filled with hot water and the towels next to it, my heart warmed.

He is considered to be smoking from the ancestral grave, right?It's too warm for the prince to wait for him to wash, and even fetch hot water himself.

"Your Highness, shall we return to the palace after dinner?"

Shao Ze raised his eyebrows and looked at Gu Yu in confusion: "Yes. Why do you have any other arrangements?"

Gu Yu shook his head, thinking that he had never visited the ancient streets before, full of regrets: "It's nothing, I just don't want to go back."

The voice lowered: "I haven't visited the streets yet, so I'm a little curious."

Shao Ze's eyes flickered, his fingers curled up uncomfortably, and he didn't go shopping often.

It may be even more difficult for Gu Yu to be a slave in the palace since he was a child. It is understandable that he does not want to go back now.

He thought about taking Gu Yu to enjoy it yesterday, or just this time.After all, it is not easy to come out after going back.

Shao Ze's eyes flickered, and his expression was extremely serious: "If you want to go, we can go and play for a day, it's not a big deal."

Gu Yu's eyes lit up suddenly, and his voice raised: "Really? Ah, why do you know you so well? It's really great."

Shao Ze's ears crept up to Fei Se quietly, and he touched his lips: "It's nothing, after all, you are my person and I should take you to play."

The eyes looked at one point uncomfortably: "You...you don't have to thank me too much, who made me your master."

The corner of Gu Yu's mouth twitched, this brat made a good excuse.

After finishing their breakfast quickly, the two packed up their bags and left the garden.

This time they plan to play for a day and then go back, naturally they will not come back here.

The steward of Bieyuan sent Shao Ze off respectfully with his eyes bent and a smile, the smile on the corner of his mouth almost went behind his ears:

"My lord, don't you choose a few palace servants to take with you and wait on you on the road? After all, it's impossible to travel long distances without someone to serve you."

Glancing at the person who was in the same room with King Wei last night, he felt contemptuous: "Besides, the villain looks at Eunuch Gu as if he doesn't look like a servant in daily life."

Gu Yu wondered, did the person in charge feel that he was causing too much trouble here and quietly put eye drops on him?

Shao Ze guessed that the rumors from last night must have spread, and a smile flashed in his eyes: "No need, Gu Yu serves me very comfortably. He is a good one."

Steward:  …

Isn't it comfortable?He didn't come out all night, and this morning he personally took care of Gu Yu to wash up. Gu Yu must have been exhausted last night.

Gu Yu didn't notice Shao Ze's hidden meaning and quickly agreed: "Yes. I just serve the prince. I have no other skills except that I am first-rate in serving people."

woc!How did this man manage to be so thick-skinned.

Could it be that this kind of promotion through the back door is already popular in the palace now?

How about trying it yourself? ?

The steward watched with a smirk as the two rushed out.

Turning around, she asked a court lady next to her with burning eyes, "Do you think I can go through the back door too?"

through the back door?

The court lady was puzzled: "It is possible. If you have enough money, it is naturally possible."

Fart money!The steward is not hinting: "I mean, can I also follow the way of Israel's serving people?"

The maid looked at the steward's crumpled face and fat body, and stammered: "Yes, yes?"

The manager must have a big smile on his face: "I knew I was not bad, and I will go up and try the dignitaries when I come back. I want to get promoted and get rich."

The court lady lowered her head even more, maybe this sentence should be added with a sentence of dead people.

Gu Yu rode on the horse and looked at the bustling road, the light in his eyes never went out, chattering non-stop to Shao Ze along the way.

"Master, you see there are sugar sellers over there, shall we buy one too?"

Shao Ze glanced helplessly at the dozen or so boxes that Gu Yu was hanging on immediately: "You already have so many, can you eat?"

Gu Yu nodded quickly: "Yes, yes."

Shao Ze ignored Gu Yu's unreasonable pestering, and glanced at the queue to enter the city.

Pointing to a stall at the gate of the city: "Let's go there to drink some tea and eat it when we enter the city. There is everything in the city. If you buy too much, be careful not to be detained by the officers and soldiers."

Gu Yu felt that it made sense when he thought about it, and looked at Shao Ze with admiration: "I didn't expect you to know so much, haha. Thanks for reminding me."

Seeing this man, Shao Ze believed the nonsense he said so easily, and strode towards the booth with a guilty conscience.

"Boss, bring me a pot of tea."

The owner of the stall was a middle-aged man. Hearing this, he yelled at his son, "Bao'er, hurry up and receive the guests."

"Hey, come on." A young man came to Shao Ze's table with a pot of boiling hot tea.

The young man looked at the silks and satins that Shao Ze was wearing, and then at the horses outside the door, his eyes flashed: "Guest officer, is this going to the city? It is not a wise choice to go to the city at this time."

"Oh? How to say."

The young man glanced at the long queue at the gate of the city: "The guest officer doesn't know, something big happened in the city last night, and now they are trying to catch the murderer."

Shao Ze glanced at the young man, smiled and shouted at Gu Yu who just came in: "Give him a piece of silver."

"Ah?" Gu Yu looked at this and then at Shao Ze, why does it cost so much money to drink tea?Robbing money?

The people around looked at the obvious master and servant, and a big man laughed loudly: "You are not majestic enough, the master, look at the servants and don't listen to you."

Shao Ze's complexion changed, his eyes stared at Gu Yu and his voice sank: "Hurry up and take it out."

Gu Yu glanced at the people watching the theater around him, sighed, took a piece of silver with both hands and bent over to hand it to Shao Ze.

"Give it directly to the little boss."

"Yes." Gu Yu turned around and handed the silver to the young man.

The young man took the silver with a smile and put it in his arms hastily.

Then the topic just continued: "Last night, I heard that something big happened in the Prince's Mansion."

Shao Ze and Gu Yu looked at each other, and Shao Ze asked, "What happened, tell me in detail."

"Didn't the emperor give an order a few days ago to finally appoint a prince for our country? The people were cheering and felt that there was finally a successor."

"But last night, a headless corpse was suddenly found in the Prince's Mansion. It is said that there is no intact part of the body of the corpse, and it is full of large and small wounds."

Shao Ze frowned: "Then what does this have to do with the strictness of the city gate?"

The big man next to him laughed and said casually: "It looks like you are from outside the city without knowing it. A servant servant ran out of the prince's mansion, and the prince ordered a thorough investigation to arrest him."

Can the servants escape from the mansion?

Although the crown prince has not moved to Duanben Palace yet, the palace people are also followers of the palace, how could they not know the fate of running away.

Gu Yu always felt that this matter was a bit strange, so he hurriedly said before Shao Ze could speak:

"How could the servants in the palace run away? Besides, the prince's mansion has found a dead body, how can he order the arrest of the murderer?"

Hearing this, the big man slapped his thigh and laughed even more: "This is the key point I want to say, that corpse is a eunuch."

"It's said that the one who ran out was the same. You said how could a normal man, the prince, touch that kind of person? It's not that he lacks women."

Gu Yu: ...No bragging, he really knows how to touch, as long as that person is beautiful.

Gu Yu quietly lowered his eyes and never said a word.

It's normal for the world to look down on the servant, but he just doesn't listen!

Shao Ze looked at the desolate atmosphere around Gu Yu, and his heart was blocked: "How did you know that. The royal family will be punished for spreading rumors, and the worst cases will punish the nine clans."

The voice was more serious and calm: "Not to mention how the palace people can resist the prince of a country."

"I think eunuchs are pretty good. Why do you look down on them because they were raised by their parents?"

Gu Yu looked up at Shao Ze and smiled.

The big man was stumped and speechless, and he retorted after a while: "I didn't say they were bad, it's just that the world thinks so."

"you……"

Shao Ze felt the hem of his clothes being pulled, and raised his eyes to look at Gu Yu.Gu Yu shook his head at him.

He whispered, "Forget it, I don't mind."

The young man cast aside Gu Yu's expression and then looked at Shao Ze's angry expression.

Turning his eyes, he seemed to understand something.Taking a closer look at Gu Yu's appearance, his Adam's apple doesn't seem to be protruding.

"Guest officer, do you want anything else?"

Shao Ze remembered Gu Yu's craving for sweets just now, and smiled: "Let's have some snacks. I, this servant, like to eat."

"Okay. Just wait a moment." The young man turned around with a smile and went to the back to get ready-made snacks.

"Father, I think that man is likely to be a nobleman and a nobleman who can reach the sky."

The middle-aged man glanced at his son, and lowered his voice cooperatively: "How do you know?"

"Look carefully at the person next to him, is there something different?"

"My son just observed that he might be a servant or something. My son saw that his Adam's apple is not obvious, but I can't confirm that his voice doesn't sound like it after all."

The middle-aged man carefully observed the two master and servant, thinking of their reaction just now: "Nine out of ten."

"Go and curry favor and see if you can let that master take you away."

The middle-aged man chuckled: "If he refuses, we'll blackmail him. If you don't refuse, you can go to his house and work as a long-term worker is the way out."

"Guest officer, your snacks have arrived. These are all made at home, sweet and delicious, guaranteed to be delicious."

Gu Yu swallowed his saliva looking at the plum blossom-shaped dim sum on the table.

Regardless of Shao Ze's reaction, he just sat down and took a sip.

The young man was taken aback when he saw the obviously presumptuous action.

Should the owner be angry?Such an ignorant servant doesn't know how to educate.

The young man raised his eyes and waited quietly for Shao Ze to get angry. He felt that he was going to get angry, otherwise why would the corners of the distinguished guests' mouths be raised?

"Are you a reincarnation of a starving ghost? You can eat everything directly. Could it be that my father cheated you, or did I not buy you delicious food along the way?"

coming!Is it time to kneel down and plead guilty?

Gu Yu rolled his eyes, and stretched out his sleeve to wipe his mouth: "The things at home smell like home, and the outside smells like outside. It's different, you don't know much about it."

The people at the stall were silent and did not dare to say a word, for fear that the owner would get angry.

They are all ordinary people, and some of them just come here to drink water and continue to work for the family. They have never seen such a bold servant.

It is not an exaggeration to kill such a person.

Everyone glanced at the movement over there from the corner of their eyes, but they walked away silently.

Even the young people in the stall didn't know when they retreated to the distance.

However, after waiting for a long time without seeing the screams, I looked over again with wide eyes...

sky!what did they see

The master actually gently wiped the mouth of the servant next to him, and even had a face of... pampering? ? ?

"Come on. Let's go into town and play. Time is running out."

Gu Yu got up with a smile and put down a few copper coins on the table without waiting for Shao Ze to pass him first and go out.

With a natural expression, he took out a piece of fruit candy from the bag and put it in his mouth.

Shao Ze helplessly raised his forehead, how much do you like sweets?

Seeing that the two were about to leave, the young man hurriedly chased them out with an anxious voice: "Two wait a minute. Can you take it with you?"

"Oh?"

The young man carefully glanced at Shao Ze who was on the horse, thinking about the series of actions just now, he felt at ease.

"I am willing to follow my master without betraying him."

Shao Ze looked at the kneeling man with weird eyes, full of ridicule.

Haha laughed: "What are you if there are too many people who want to follow me?"

"No, you can't go. You have to..."

The young man's voice fell before he finished speaking, and there was a whip mark on his body.The young man clutched his wound and yelled in pain.

The middle-aged boss came out with a mournful face and hugged his own child, weeping.

He shouted in grief and anger: "How can you beat and scold the people at will? I'm going to sue the officials."

Shao Ze's eyes deepened when he saw the blood stains coming out: "Your son suddenly rushed out and said something inexplicable, I just missed it for a while. Why did I do it on purpose when it got into your mouth?"

Missed? !Whose miss would leave such a deep wound on his body.

The middle-aged man clutched his son's body tightly, and pointed at Shao Ze with one hand: "Sophistry. I think you did it on purpose. You must pay compensation, or you won't be able to leave today."

The author has something to say: Shao Ze: Sweet.

Gu Yu:? ? ?what do you call me

Shao Ze pointed to a bed of candies, and leaned over in a low voice: Tiantian, you smell sweet all over your body.