Schrödinger's straight man

The grievances and resentments between Qin Shaoyou and Yao Ruolin, from the game to real life, can be counted one by one, even if it takes three days and three nights, it will not be complete.

Take Liang Zi's last knot as an example: last Monday, Qin Shaoyou's temperament suddenly changed, and he openly asked Yao Ruolin to come out to meet him on the channel where Yao Ruolin is resident.

The two of them are notorious kings who don't see the king, and they have a lot of quarrels. Naturally, the other players watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, and they all followed suit.Yao Ruolin couldn't bear to be provoked the most, so he agreed to him as soon as his brain got hot.

After drinking a cup of cold water, Yao Ruolin calmed down for a moment, and then regretted it.He and Qin Shaoyou met on the Internet half a year ago, players in the same district in a mobile game.The degree of familiarity is also limited to some contacts in the game. I don't even know whether the other party is male or female, old or young, and the relationship is bad. If I rashly go out with him, I feel awkward no matter what I think.As a result, Yao Ruolin was thinking about this all day long, and a slug crawled on his head, which was so sticky that he couldn't pull it off.

He is not a surly and sensitive temperament, he responds to everything in the game, and he can be called a good dancer in reality.Only meeting someone like Qin Shaoyou is like an eagle meeting a snake. Even if the snake is coiled, it can't help but want to go up and peck it hard, and it's best to peck the snake to death.This is still the case in the virtual world, if we meet each other in reality, I am afraid that we will perform martial arts on the streets of the busy city and become famous in this city.So he rarely found Qin Shaoyou in private, and said that he worked overtime on weekends and couldn't go, so let's make an appointment another day.

Qin Shaoyou saw his perfunctory through the screen of the mobile phone, and deliberately teased him: "It's fine another day, anyway, I have plenty of time, and I don't have anything to worry about before meeting. I can come out at any time."

These words were oblique and ironic about Yao Ruolin's fear of seeing people. He almost turned his back in anger, and retorted: "I need time to prepare mentally. I'm afraid that if I ask out a primary school student, someone will treat me as a human trafficker and call the police to arrest me." .”

"Oh? You look a lot like a human trafficker?" Qin Shaoyou grabbed the words in his words and asked back.Once Yao Ruolin was chatting on the game channel and sent a screenshot of the clearance. He happened to be chatting about the new dungeon too. He clicked on it and glanced at it, and saw the WeChat message that Yao Ruolin forgot the mosaic in the screenshot. Someone said to him, Yao Ruolin, what are you wearing? They all look good, don't bother with the dress, okay?

Qin Shaoyou was taken aback for a moment. He thought that the enemy was a slovenly homeboy who was picking his feet while picking instant noodles in the university dormitory. He might be fat and ugly, with a pair of slits behind the black-rimmed glasses on his nose. Small eyes——Who made Yao Ruolin often boast that he is a 1.8-meter man, but he took a game name called "Sakura Blowing Snow" for being neither male nor female, and he liked to chat, eat and drink while playing games, chatting and leaving Do not open instant noodles and black coffee.

Unintentionally peeking at the real name of "Sakura Fubuki", the imagination suddenly reversed, and a beautiful hexagonal face with almond eyes and thin lips appeared in his mind. He has long black hair and white skin. With a tall head of 1.8 meters, he is eye-catching in the crowd. It's going to kill me.Qin Shaoyou suddenly became very curious about Yao Ruolin's real appearance.

This time I asked him out, and I had already thought about it.

Yao Ruolin didn't know the little thoughts he was hiding, so he said one after another: "Don't fart, I look like a good person. But you, can't you really be a primary school student?"

Qin Shaoyou is the president in the game, and he is in charge of a large group of nearly a hundred people. He has never been suspected of being a primary school student. He was about to say something harsh to him, but after a moment of thought, he changed his mind and said, "This kind of personal privacy The problem... I can't tell you on the Internet."

"You want to trick me so much?" Yao Ruolin understood the trick in his words.

"Are you afraid? Then don't agree." Qin Shaoyou teased him, then provoked him, and said insincerely, "I promised well and then backtracked—hey, you can't be a woman, I'm afraid I will treat you badly." Was it an attempt?"

They play card-drawing mobile games. When creating an account, they only need to enter a mobile phone number. They don't need to choose the gender in the game. They can't tell a man or woman just by looking at the account information.

After the news was sent, Qin Shaoyou kept staring at the screen of his mobile phone, feeling rather uneasy.Yao Ruolin did not reply for a long time, as if he had been poked into a soft spot, he dared not answer with a guilty conscience.He thought for a moment, typed quickly with two thumbs, and wrote the sentence "If you are really a woman, I will not bully you in the future."Just after pressing send, the pink and white profile picture of "Sakura Fubuki" turned gray in the blink of an eye.

At eight or nine o'clock in the evening, the busiest time in the game, Qin Shaoyou was busy leading the members of the dormitory to fight the ghost king, and put Yao Ruolin aside for the time being. When he remembered that there were still fighting skills left, he saw that there were only twenty or so left In a few minutes, he left the vice president who formed the team together, and went to play the ranks by himself.

Coincidentally, Yao Ruolin also started fighting skills online at this hour, and the two met each other in the first round.

This is the third time they have met each other in the arena in the half year of their acquaintance.Qin Shaoyou still remembers the first time he fought Yao Ruolin, Yao Ruolin was not as good as he is now, and after a while he managed to climb up, he was beaten back to his original form in less than 3 minutes; the second time Yao Ruolin uttered harsh words to take revenge, but Qin Shaoyou Changing shikigami just before the battle, queuing up a team of the most difficult shikigami with the highest blood volume, made Yao Ruolin so disgusted that he had to admit defeat.

With the lessons learned from the past, Yao Ruolin's temples twitched when he saw Qin Shaoyou's tumor-like opponent, but his score in this round was raised by a rank, so he had to bite the bullet and play.

Qin Shaoyou was very happy and proud to see him. While picking the shikigami who disgusted Yao Ruolin the most, he took the time to tease him and said, "Old acquaintance, here to send you warmth again."

Yao Ruolin concentrated on arranging the team to defeat him, and didn't have time to scold him. He secretly greeted his old mother from the bottom of his heart, and ordered to prepare.

Old fritters like them who are familiar with certain routines will easily lose their positions if they suddenly use a new method that they have never seen before.Qin Shaoyou repeated his old tricks, and quickly changed the main force before the start of the game, and took on two extremely unpopular shikigami. Yao Ruolin couldn't help being stunned for a while, and asked viciously, "Do you orphans like to play games like this?"

Qin Shaoyou said: "I have specially trained to deal with you, and I am reluctant to show it to ordinary people."

"That's too much trouble for you." Yao Ruolin has a characteristic, the more angry he is, the more refined his words are, and the weirder, the more pungent and mean.

Qin Shaoyou was also polite to him: "Don't worry, it's a villain's honor to beat you."

"What are you proud of? Whoever loses and who wins may not know!"

Qin Shaoyou clicked on the screen, not talking nonsense with him.About a quarter of an hour later, Yao Ruolin conceded defeat again and withdrew.

He opened the list of recent contacts, and was about to chase after him and spit out another sentence, "You really deserve to be a villain", when he saw what Qin Shaoyou said before, and suddenly thought of a dark trick.So he softened his attitude, and said in a coquettish tone: "I don't believe it, you won't even let me fight."

Qin Shaoyou returned quickly, as if staring at his dialog box all the time: "Are you really a girl?"

Yao Ruolin said vaguely: "Personal privacy, I will not confess." Deliberately evasive words, but created a feeling of hesitation.

Anyone who is smarter tends to think too much, breaks up a sentence like doing reading comprehension, and digs out the information that proves that he is correct.Qin Shaoyou happened to belong to this category. He repeatedly chewed on Yao Ruolin's performance, finally bit the hook, and said, "Well, I'll take you to fight Yuhun and make up for this round, okay?"

Yao Ruolin is working overtime, playing games depends on making time for meals, so he is happy to be taken advantage of to play games and be a hands-off shopkeeper.But he didn't agree immediately, but pretended to decline and said: "No need, I'm just kidding, I'm not a girl."

Looking at the pink head portrait of "Sakura Chuixue", Qin Shaoyou only felt that the girl's duplicity was cute and cute, which made him more certain of his guess.He has a natural affection for the opposite sex, especially young and fresh girls, and his attitude has suddenly changed drastically, almost begging Yao Ruolin to let him take care of him.

Yao Ruolin was so teased by his low-pitched dog-leggedness that he couldn't continue to get angry. He was lying on the desk laughing so hard that his teeth could not see his eyes, but in the game he still put on a cold posture, reluctantly teaming up with him.

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