Schrödinger's straight man

For several days in a row, when it was time to announce the opening of the pop-up fighting skill period, Yao Ruolin asked Qin Shaoyou if he wanted to fight Yuhun?No matter who Qin Shaoyou is teaming up with at this time, and what dungeon he is playing, he will immediately leave his teammates behind, lean up and say, "Hit me, wait for me for a few minutes, come right away."

Yao Ruolin only took the time to fight with him for an hour, and no one had time to fight, and his rank dropped day by day, as if deliberately causing Qin Shaoyou to drop to the lowest score.

——He did it on purpose. He fell into Qin Shaoyou's hands three times, and finally found another way to get back a little bit of revenge.

Qin Shaoyou was immersed in the flattery of Yao Ruolin's sweet words, and he didn't seem to realize it, but the vice president who often played with him in his dormitory noticed something was wrong, and asked repeatedly in the dormitory channel solemnly and seriously: "President Dog, are you Didn’t your account get hacked? Every day you have a hot fight with others outside, and even Liao doesn’t bother to care about it. I asked you to buy a gift bag in the morning, what time is it now? Where’s the gift bag?”

His name in the game is "Gou Li Life and Death", which is taken from a poem by Lin Zexu.The words that were originally quite imposing, but after Yao Ruolin called him "a dog lives and dies" once on the public channel, it became ridiculous, and even the people around Qin Shaoyou changed their name to "the dog president".

Now Yao Ruolin would chat with him in private as long as he was online, even if he was not in a team.Before Yao Ruolin started the game, Qin Shaoyou hurriedly bought a gift bag and replied: "Dead fish head, you don't know how to buy it, everything has to wait for me!"

"Damn dog, you don't know how to buy it, you have to wait for me for everything!" The vice president scolded him, opened the gift bag, and the random reward was unexpectedly rich, and exclaimed, "You really don't know what to do!" Has your account been hacked? The gift bag touched by the dog's paw turned out to be better."

Qin Shaoyou used to buy a gift bag as almost the worst reward, but this time he also got a lot of good things, which was quite unexpected, and he tried to buy it once without giving up, and it was still shockingly rich.When he got excited, he couldn't help but slipped his lips: "Sissy is so attractive to me?"

The sissy Ying Chuixue, the nickname given to Yao Ruolin by the "President Dog" behind his back, is known to everyone in the dormitory.The vice president was so startled that he almost dropped his phone: "What are you talking about? Are you playing games with a 1.8-meter sissy?"

Because of his close relationship with Qin Shaoyou, he also hates Sakura Fukixue. He always likes to mock Sakura Fukixue as a 1.8-meter sissy, the Mount Fuji in a sissy.

Qin Shaoyou corrected: "She is a girl, don't call her a sissy in the future."

The vice president said "Ouch" in front of the screen, typed quickly with both hands, and asked him ambiguously: "It's only been a few days, and I even know that she is a girl, so it's going well. When are you going to hold a wedding banquet? In the future we will Do you have to change your name to sister-in-law?"

There are not a few people who use games to fall in love these days. Qin Shaoyou only started to contact this mobile game when he heard that the proportion of female players was high.Yao Ruolin was also ignored when chatting with him, feeling that he was absent-minded, and asked three times, are you busy?How about playing for half an hour today and continue another day?

"It's okay, I just said a few words to the people in the liaison." Qin Shaoyou switched back to the team channel, looked at the three words "Sakura Chuixue", opened his personal space by accident, and secretly checked the Yinyang liaison where he was, and found that It was a small shabby hut with a small number of people, who could not be ranked in any ranking, and suddenly thought of pulling him to come to him.

But the relationship between him and Ying Chuixue has just broken the ice. Judging from the profile in his dormitory, it seems that he was founded by very close friends. The matter of digging the wall is hard to say but hard to do. After a long time of deliberation, he finally choked out a sentence: "Do you have any pieces to replace? ?”

This question was asked abruptly, but Yao Ruolin saw through the intention behind him at a glance, and really went through the shikigami, and replied: "Yes, Shuten-douji is still short of twenty pieces, but I don't have so many pieces to take away." Change."

Qin Shaoyou didn't plan on his fragments in the first place, so he said indifferently: "I happen to have thirty pieces. If you have anything, just exchange it with me first. Don't worry."

"Okay then, let me tell the president of my room, I will probably go to your place tomorrow."

"Ok, I will wait for you."

After the two made an agreement, Yao Ruolin turned around and told his game friends about it.The ins and outs were explained in detail, and while narrating, from time to time, a few words were inserted to mock Qin Shaoyou's stupidity and lewdness, saying that he was dizzy when he met the opposite sex, and he was so hungry and thirsty.

His game friends are all friends who have known each other in real life for many years. They know everything, and one of them laughed along: "It's thanks to you that you can figure it out by pretending to be a transvestite to cheat a lonely boy's feelings! Don't be afraid that he will know that you are a gangster, and you will be frightened." If you can’t raise your breath, you will die from your breath?”

The other said: "What are you afraid of? Maybe he doesn't care about meat and vegetables, and he doesn't care about men and women."

Yao Ruolin denied it: "He definitely doesn't like men, I can assure you. Once we met two gold coin monsters, I forgot to switch from manual to automatic, wasting tens of seconds of his time, and he even chased him I used the message board to call me a sissy, and I was so angry that I scolded him on the message board. He also cursed me to find a pure man to be my boyfriend in the future, so as to cure this problem of being neither male nor female. You say it is annoying Annoyed?"

Everyone should say irritating, really irritating.Another friend gave him a bad idea: "What's so angry about this? With the looks of our beautiful Yao Damei, if the real person doesn't go out of the mountain, just show the photo, he will be shocked and will ask you who is the person in the photo?" Is it male or female? You can adapt to the circumstances. If he likes females, you can say that I am a female, and my hair is cut a little shorter; point."

Everyone couldn't help laughing.

Yao Ruolin was afraid that this group of unrestrained talking would become more presumptuous, so he quickly stopped him and said: "Okay, I'm afraid of you, so I just played on a whim, just teasing that 'dog lives and dies', and I didn't really plan to talk to you. Something happened to him. I will confess to him after changing the pieces, he caused me to lose my rank, I pretended to be a woman to lie to him once, and it just got even. From now on, the bridge will return to the bridge, and the road will return to the road. We will not interfere with each other."

After finishing speaking, he greeted the chairman Huainan Jun, retreated the Yinyang dormitory here, and informed Qin Shaoyou that he could ask the management of his dormitory to send an invitation.This game will take four hours to join the new Yinyang Liao. Yao Ruolin saw the invitation sent by Qin Shaoyou himself, calculated the time, and agreed to it almost tomorrow morning.

Qin Shaoyou replied with "um", and a few seconds later he sent another sentence: "Do you want to join our WeChat group? You can get to know other people in the room first."

Yao Ruolin said in his heart that you still plan to keep me for a long time. Just as he was about to refuse, a message came from Mr. Huainan, telling him to play well in other people's territory, remember to dig a shovel at the foot of the wall that he likes, and give it to our little shabby hut Add bricks and tiles.

He thought so too, Guildmaster Dog's team is the most powerful one on the leaderboard, and almost all of them are high-level players, so just digging one of them can make their team's strength go up to a higher level.What's more, if you don't dig the foot of the wall of the deadly enemy, you won't dig it.

He immediately changed his words and joined Qin Shaoyou's WeChat group.

The author has something to say:

Explain to the cuties who don’t play games, to change the shards, you must go to the Yinyang Liao where the other party is located to pray. SSR shards like Jiu Tun Douzi can only pray for one piece a day, so at least half a month Yao Ruolin will give it to Qin Shaoyou. ♂Tears as a "mistress".