Schrödinger's straight man

This is the first time that Yao Ruolin has been scolded so badly since he played the game. The area he is in is considered to be the most lively. There are nearly a thousand people on Channel [-] and Channel [-] at any time, and there are many people who live here all the year round. advanced players.After the animal head scolded on Channel [-], it switched to Channel [-] to call Ying Fuxue—he used to quarrel with President Dog on Channel [-].It is well known that the posture does not cause trouble, and this animal head is not willing to give up.

"Since you can't exchange much money, why do you have to act like a concubine? Did I accept your pieces? Or did you hook up with you? What are you farting in public!" He was so angry that he lost sleepiness, and the more he said The words became more aggressive, and he vented his anger during the day.

In the channel, there are more than one member of the dog club head's room, there are several male players over 50 who are obviously looking forward to him being online. When they saw Sakura Fubuki appearing, they all sneered: "Grandson dare to do it, but dare not be it!" , the two-star Jiutun in your space is not made of fragments?" "A man asks a man to meet alone in private, and accepts flowers and macarons from him. He must want to be a good brother with this man." " This is also called brother? Didn’t you and your girlfriend become good brothers and sisters?” “Call it, Brother Qi. They’re on dry roads.”

In ancient times, the management of turning upside down Luan and Fengfeng was called walking the waterway, and the management of dividing peaches and breaking sleeves was called walking the dry road.Yao Ruolin had majored in literature and history in college, and occasionally read Ming and Qing novels, knowing that these two words carry a blunt, vulgar, erotic connotation, and are extremely obscene.In an instant, his cheeks burned with embarrassment, and he said angrily, "Clean your mouths!"

But the more fierce he is, the more aggressive those people who deliberately said obscene words to disgust him, even adapted jingles and pornographic jokes to make fun of Ying Fuxue who only walks on the shore.The onlookers who watched the excitement on the channel also participated in the discussion in that aspect, and some homosexuals even approached Yao Ruolin privately, asking which city he was in, and if he was free to meet up?Hanging in the space is a row of photos of muscular muscles that were stimulated by eating protein powder, which made him sick enough.

Yao Ruolin stopped talking, and after reporting these people one by one in the name of spreading obscenity, pornography, he quit the game upset.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I quit, I saw hundreds of WeChat messages, and the number is still rising.Yao Ruolin guessed that the members of his yin and yang room must be talking about him and the dog leader, so he didn't even bother to click on it.However, WeChat can only turn off the sound and vibration reminders, and the screen will always light up when there are new messages, and the phone is placed on the bedside table, which hurts his eyes.

He had no choice but to click in to persuade those people to go to bed quickly and not waste their lives on such trivial matters, but he accidentally saw Fang Qilian sending him a message alone: ​​a series of screenshots of chat records, the group name is President Dog's unforgettable "Your father" Liao Ming, the people who are talking are also old acquaintances, and they are teaching the dog president how to get close to Ying Fuxue, how to plot against Ying Fuxue, how to humiliate Ying Fuxue.

Yao Ruolin looked at the words "starry sky" and "macaron", and his heart skipped a beat. He recalled Qin Shaoyou's various performances on the day of skating and visiting the haunted house. It turned out that they were all acting on the spot, and the words he said were all pre-written lines.He couldn't help but took a deep breath. He pinched the newly bought mobile phone with five fingers, almost cracking the protective case.Okay, okay, Qin Shaoyou, you sing really well in this play, you don't even need to paint your face, you can deceive people without any flaws, Mei Lanfang will probably feel ashamed when seeing you.

"The screenshot was given to me by the mother-in-law. The group of them quit President Dog's dormitory, but not all of them quit the WeChat group. If you haven't been online for a few days, she kept it and didn't tell us." Fang Qilian also told him Said, after the show ended that day, President Dog took Ying Chuixue as a big joke in the wechat group as a man with a woman's gills.Although President Dog didn't say it himself, it did come from the mouth of his good brother Yutou.

As he spoke, he found a screenshot of Yutou and others describing Yao Ruolin's appearance.Before Su Qianxun's fox tail was caught, almost all the male players in Qin Shaoyou's office had been with her. After seeing many well-dressed photos of her, they regarded Su Qianxun's gorgeous looks as in-game girls. The benchmark of beautiful female gamers, she kept comparing Yao Ruolin's female cheeks with her, and made comments like picking Chinese cabbage in the vegetable market.

Yao Ruolin saw Yutou imitating Qin Shaoyou and praised him, "How dare you compete with the bright moon for the light of fireflies!" When he said that, he laughed angrily, and laughed at himself: "Qin Shaoyou's evaluation of my appearance is so high, in other words , does he like a woman like me very much?"

Fang Qilian didn't dare to confront him, so he could only fan the flames: "I'm not that bitch, President Dog, how do I know? Did you meet him and secretly take pictures of him? I'll find a gay date and post it on the software. Friend, I will avenge you."

"As far as you are smart, will you send it or not? It's late at night, and I'm going to sleep. Tell the people in the dormitory to stop discussing this matter and leave it alone, lest their heads become like grasshoppers in a frying pan. Fire them up and jump higher."

Yao Ruolin repeatedly told Fang Qilian to take care of the aftermath, and waited for him to revise the Liao announcement overnight before going to bed with peace of mind.Somehow, the scene of Qin Shaoyou taking off his coat, rolling up his long sleeves and cuffs neatly, flipping roasted food on a thin white paper, and putting it all in his bowl after seasoning appeared in his dream.As the sun rose, the scene was changed to a small restaurant again. Qin Shaoyou pushed the dessert carton and a large bunch of baby's breath to his eyes, blushing, and carefully begged him to accept it.

When the alarm clock rang, Yao Ruolin woke up suddenly from his dream, and in the early morning of late autumn, he fell asleep in a hot sweat.Daniel’s vacation is over and he’s going back to the United States. It’s rare that he didn’t hang out with Fang Qilian yesterday. He went downstairs and saw Daniel was making the last breakfast, which was the old three like bacon, fried eggs, and black coffee. Where did you put the box of macarons and the bunch of flowers you brought back?"

The macarons have already entered Daniel's stomach, and the flowers have been swept out together with the next day's household garbage. Daniel complained to him: "Yao, the macarons you brought back are really unpalatable. They are worse than mine. The fondant cakes I have eaten in the United States are horrible. Who gave this to you? Could it be that spoiled sugar powder was added on purpose?"

Yao Ruolin twitched the corners of his lips inexplicably, and smiled a little piercingly, thinking that he really met the trick that the group of people in the chat records taught Qin Shaoyou.He asked Daniel if he had read the sign carefully?Daniel read him an awkward French word.He was driving to work, so he used the navigation to search for the address of the dessert shop, and found that it was very close to the new company he was about to take over. He couldn't help secretly happy, even God helped me.

In my spare time, I bought a large number of vouchers online. After moving to the high-tech zone in the north of the city, I will meet Qin Shaoyou every weekend and bring him a box of macarons for him to eat.

The author has something to say:

Qin Shaoyou: There is also a bunch of gypsophila courting stars every week

Yao Ruolin: Get out!