Schrödinger's straight man

The day of the car accident almost became the psychological shadow of Yutou's life, every detail is like an inscription on a bronze vessel, deeply and clearly seared in his memory.Qin Shaoyou repeatedly asked him if he remembered the wrong person?Isn't that mistress a woman?Yutou blamed Yao Ruolin for her gills for a while, and said he didn't look carefully at the breasts for a while, but he insisted that he was the accomplice.Isn't such a face an ordinary passer-by who sees it a hundred or eighty times a day on the street and can easily forget it?

Qin Shaoyou was convinced by his appearance, and unconsciously lit his left hand as if playing a piano on the phone screen.He likes to do this little trick when he is thinking about things seriously, and he presses his fingers heavily, which means that he has finished thinking about things.Suddenly the bullhead said erratically: "The last time we talked about compensation, you exchanged phone numbers with him, right?"

This question made Yutou's eyes darkened, and he reluctantly dug out the contact person, and reported to him while hating iron and steel: "I think you have lived for more than thirty years in vain! People who die under the peony flower are also romantic." , died under a woman's skirt; but you died under a man's crotch. You are still a man with a woman's face. Can you be a bit promising? Let's look for someone who looks like Wu Yanzu and Kaneshiro Takeshi, which one is better than him powerful?"

Qin Shaoyou saved the number, touched Yutou's big head in a happy mood, and said with a smile: "Wu Yanzu Takeshi Kaneshiro, please keep it for yourself. I don't see that you still have a hobby of coveting men's pants and crotch, hey——" Do He pretended to shake the goosebumps, and then said: "I'm actively going to the appointment, this is to help you avenge. When the time comes, ask him some aunt from Sichuan, Hunan, or Jiangxi, and stir-fry vegetables with peppers to ensure that they are too spicy." He would rather die than live, he regrets coming to this world, and even quarreled with my brother."

Yutou scolded him blatantly, but he knew in his heart that Qin Shaoyou's cheap habit of posting beautiful people when he saw them would not change for a while. He definitely didn't really like men, like Yao Ruolin.He waved his hand like chasing flies, and drove him out of the ward: "Go away, go and invite your Sichuan aunt."

When we met at the door of the agreed housekeeping company, Yao Ruolin arrived more than ten minutes early, leaned on the hood of the car and looked at the white clouds and blue sky, and was about to ask Qin Shaoyou where he was when a phone call came suddenly.When he saw the word "uncle" on the caller ID, he couldn't help but feel anxious. Since his uncle officially took over the group, he has been as busy as the leader all day long. Unless he has contact at work, it is rare to see him once a year.Calling him on private phone during private time like the weekend, I am afraid that something more urgent than work will happen.

You don't want to arrange for me to go on a blind date with some young lady again, do you?Yao Ruolin looked gloomy, and from the bottom of his heart, he especially resented the elders in the family from using his marriage as a bargain, and sold it on the basis of weight and price; except for his parents, other uncles and aunts were not tired of it.Deliberately delaying the connection for a long time, he called out affectionately but not too affectionately: "Uncle? What's the matter? I suddenly remembered my nephew..."

Qin Shaoyou parked his car beside the sidewalk, right next to the front of Yao Ruolin's minicooper. From a distance, he saw his long legs slightly parted, sitting obliquely on the hood, talking on the phone unhappy.He also saw Qin Shaoyou, gestured to wait a moment, replied several times "yes", smiled like a grandson, and finally coaxed his uncle to hang up the phone.

"What's the matter? Is your stock limit down? You have an expression of [-] billion evaporated." Qin Shaoyou walked into the building side by side with him. The atmosphere between the two was a little cold, so he couldn't help making a joke.

Yao Ruolin laughed silently, but felt a little relieved, and replied, "You'll give me [-] billion to invest in the stock market?" Qin Shaoyou wanted to shake his wits and explain that if you burn it on the Qingming Festival next year, hundreds of billions will be enough.Thinking about how unlucky it was, I changed my mind and said, "Cheque or cash? I'll make it out for you right now."

Yao Ruolin didn't take it seriously, and poked Qin Shaoyou's nose with his hand, jokingly said, "If you tell a lie, be careful of your nose getting longer." He subconsciously regarded Qin Shaoyou as a friend, and never felt that there was anything wrong with a little intimacy between friends of the same sex.

Qin Shaoyou's face turned red quickly as if scalded by boiling water; his nose was also itchy, making him want to scratch it constantly.When sitting on the sofa with Yao Ruolin and discussing demands, he habitually raised his legs, and was pushed by Yao Ruolin indiscriminately. , It also aroused a little excitement in his heart.The blood in the whole body gradually boiled, either flowing downwards or upwards.

Yao Ruolin casually talked about daily life with the person in charge, and the person in charge helped him find several veterans around the age of 50.He hesitated, turned his head and whispered to Qin Shaoyou how to choose, as if he kept adding fuel to the fire; Qin Shaoyou pulled the hem of his coat, and said with a straight face that it was not very good.It's not that they think that their cooking is too bland and tasteless; it's that the area where they grow up eats a lot of oil and salt, and their diet is unhealthy.Forget about asking a Sichuan aunt to kill him that Yutou boasted about.

In the end, when I left the housekeeping company, I couldn't find a suitable part-time worker.The person in charge smiled and welcomed them to come again after thinking about it, probably cursing Qin Shaoyou and his mother in his heart.

Yao Ruolin closed his eyes and rubbed his temples. The sun was setting towards the west, and the neon signs on the street and the afterglow of the setting sun mixed into beams of light that flickered on and off, and sprinkled golden powder on his eyelashes.Seeing his tired face, Qin Shaoyou persuaded him, "Ning Que Wulan, after all, you are going to work at home. It's better to be cautious. Where do you live? If you are close to my colleague, maybe his aunt is willing to take two jobs." .”

"Now?" Yao Ruolin casually reported a high-end community.Qin Shaoyou silently calculated that the average price of a square meter is [-], and the houses in that community are at least [-] square meters, which is unthinkable for ordinary people in non-first-tier cities.But Yao Ruolin added with a grin, "It won't be here in a while, I will move, let's talk about it then."

"Isn't there a new house in that community that hasn't been built for a few years? Why do you want to move away?" Qin Shaoyou recalled what Yutou said at the beginning, and calculated how many years he can afford the down payment of 600 million with his salary after he changed jobs. The result has not yet been calculated. Well, it has to be overthrown again.

Yao Ruolin didn't have so many scruples towards outsiders, and replied without any concealment: "Job transfer, I will change jobs next month to take over the new company. From the new company to the community where I live now, it almost spans the entire city, and I don't want to move." How tired."

"Have you been promoted? I think you were a little secretly happy when you said this."

Yao Ruolin couldn't help being taken aback.His family's group acquired a small company with good strength but was dragged to death by a wrong business strategy at a low price two years ago, but because it is not related to the main industry of the group, it has been stranded and has not been restarted.He is now under the shadow of his family and works as a middle-level manager at the group headquarters. A good team and good business are fed into his mouth spoon by spoon just like his mother fed him when he was a child.Now that the third cousin has finished her studies and returned to China, she has her eye on his comfortable position. After discussing with the uncles, they remembered the small company and made up their mind to send him there to hone his skills.

If you tell Gui Ya Nanan Qilian and the others about this, you will definitely be ridiculed by them: I would rather be a phoenix tail than a chicken head.Why did you go to that small broken company in Laoshizi?The dying property will be taken over by you. It is your job to survive the toss, and it is your poor ability to toss to death.If you don't want to go, take your third cousin to train.

Qin Shaoyou, who has not known each other for a long time, can see the little thought he has been hiding all the time - hoping to get a chance to show his strengths and start a career seriously, instead of being forever under the wings of his parents and family and being fed by them for a lifetime rice.

"You have sharp eyes." Yao Ruolin scolded with a smile, put his hands into his trouser pockets, and walked towards the car parked by the side of the road.

Qin Shaoyou chased after him: "After finishing the project at hand and getting that meager commission, I will also quit my boss. At that time, I will become a leader overnight from a screw in the team. This kind of thing Who's not happy? Just don't act too happy to attract people's envy." The two opened the car door at the same time, and when they looked at each other, they gave Yao Ruolin a look that knew you were nothing more than me.

"Then I wish you a prosperous future in advance." Before Yao Ruolin started the car, he finally expressed his best wishes to Qin Shaoyou from the bottom of his heart.He was also secretly encouraging himself to sweep away the haze of being replaced by the third cousin.

But Qin Shaoyou teased: "You and your friends don't tear down my platform anymore, my building almost entered the top [-] in the district." All collapsed.

When the game was mentioned, Yao Ruolin suddenly remembered that he didn't seem to be online this weekend.I took the time to log in for a while before going to bed, but saw that the channel was full of all kinds of swear words, switched to the world channel, and it turned out that the members of the cock and the dog club opened up the old scores in the middle of the night, and they were arguing.

The animal head who once scolded Yao Ruolin kept muttering as if he was afraid that the world would not be chaotic: "Ying Chuixue, a dead monster, when you give him fragments to benefit him, you pretend to be a little girl and flirt with the same sex; the benefits are enough, The bottom thing has grown back on its own initiative, and turned around to lie to you brainless women. How much money can I get for this broken game to become the first in the whole server? Work so hard. Chicken mother, what is your relationship with him? Putting your old face on it and trying your best to protect him!"

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Yutou: I think the aunt in Yunnan is also good. I heard that the peppers in Yunnan are devil spicy.

Qin Shaoyou: Let’s go to Hunan. If you have nothing to do, you can cook some famous Hunan dishes, such as fish heads with chopped peppers.

Yutou (turning pale with shock): Yaoshou, President Gou is really having an affair with the Vice President of Qiurenliao, Ying Chuixue!

Other members: Selling melon seed soda in the front row... Those who make troubles are starting to make troubles, please go to the back row if you are watching the show, don't block the students who are making troubles in front.