Schrödinger's straight man

Qin Shaoyou managed to drive once, but couldn't stop the car just once, and changed his posture to ride on Yao Ruolin. He didn't stop until the water in the bathtub was cold.Put another stream of hot water on his face and scrub Yao Ruolin, who couldn't even lift his little finger, clean.

On Yao Ruolin's knees, there were two groups of red marks mixed with some bruises, which were caused by kneeling, lying on the stomach and bumping for too long in the bathtub.Qin Shaoyou rubbed the bruise away for him, only now did he realize that his heart hurts, and asked him guiltily if he still felt uncomfortable?Yao Ruolin fell asleep with half-closed eyes, his whole body was soft and numb as if soaked in oil, and he couldn't listen to anything.

Qin Shaoyou wiped off the water for him, turned on the heater fully, and took care of him to sleep.At this time, the sky was already bright, and a few rays of sunlight came in, and bright and dazzling spots fell through the glass window. Qin Shaoyou looked at Yao Ruolin with elated emotions, just like the rare good weather in winter, finally turning the clouds to see the sun, and the rain to clear.

He took out his mobile phone and changed Ying Fuxue in the address book to his wife.Staring at the picture of Yao Ruolin eating cupcakes that he secretly photographed, Qin Shaoyou laughed stupidly twice, only thinking that fate is really a wonderful thing: I asked Yutou for his number and kept it secretly for future The ties are broken, not limited to connections on the Internet.Now Yao Ruolin is not only his boss, but also sleeps in the same bed with him. After doing that, the relationship between the two of them can't be severed even if they want to.

Qin Shaoyou couldn't help but groped Yao Ruolin's body carelessly -- Yutou had crashed his car unluckily, and he didn't know if anyone had crashed him.While stroking Yao Ruolin's broken hair and examining his forehead, he slandered Yutou for being careless. His car had been driven for a few years, and the SUV was big. It would be dangerous if it broke down on the road. He even dared to forget the annual inspection. Has.

After checking Yao Ruolin from head to toe, he suddenly remembered that it was Fa Xiao who was in the car accident, secretly heaved a sigh of relief, and continued to harass him non-stop.

Yao Ruolin vaguely dreamed that when he was young, he and Fang Qilian Gui Yanan and the others hid behind the school to catch bugs after class.At that time, I was locked up on a mountain in the outskirts of the city. The life teacher watched closely and couldn't touch comic books and game consoles. When I had nothing to do, I took an empty mineral water bottle, collected crickets, praying mantises, grasshoppers and other insects, and put them in the dormitory. keep.There are boys in the class who like to bully him, call him sister Yao like Qin Shaoyou, and even adapt the Kunqu opera aria that the head teacher loves to listen to, and sit in his back seat and sing every day "Yao Ruolin is only twenty-eight years old, just young, and was cut by the teacher." I have lost my hair... this slave is a man, not a girl, why is his brows delicate and his face like a peach..."

He was furious when he heard this, but he was thin and weak since he was a child. He only had a tall head but not a lot of flesh, so he couldn't beat the classmate who was wide and fat.The next day in class, I put the mineral water bottle in my bag, and when the fat man wasn't paying attention, I caught two longhorns and put them in the fat man's drawer to scare him.

Later, Yao Ruolin was bitten by a bug and cried all night. The head teacher neither scolded nor complained, confiscated the mineral water bottles of him and Fang Qilian, and asked the parents to take them back for injections and write a review.

This accident has also become a psychological shadow for him. When he grows up, he is afraid of bugs to death. When his skin itches, he suspects that bugs have crawled on him, and he becomes very careful about personal hygiene.When Qin Shaoyou touched him, it was like a biting beetle crawling all over his body.

Yao Ruolin woke up suddenly and sat up straight.Not only do I have a splitting headache after a hangover, but the restlessness seems to have not been completely eliminated, and I have double images when I look at everything.He lowered his head to look at the white fingers that were connected together, only to find that he was naked and covered with a quilt, and there were strange red marks on his arms, as if he had been bitten by something with sharp teeth.When I moved my legs, my lower body was so sore that it was unspeakable.

He shook his head vigorously, and it took him a long while to regain consciousness.Looking around at the familiar room layout, Yao Ruolin felt panic about his own home for the first time.Last night, I obviously went to eat supper near the north of the city, and across a river, why did I appear in this house for no reason?The unhappiness in his body was even more frightening - although he had always kept himself clean, he knew everything he should know when he was an adult. He had heard countless friends chatting about the secrets of the boudoir, and he had a good understanding of this situation.

Yao Ruolin pulled his slippers out of bed and limped around the empty room, trying to find any clues about the person.Finally, in the bathroom, he saw essential oils and toiletries arranged in shades of colors from light to dark. This is Qin Shaoyou's unique habit in certain details, and he was sure that he had a relationship with this Qin last night.

And he did it so violently and absurdly that he was covered in pink and purple, as if he had opened a paint shop.Each one is evidence of Qin Shaoyou's flamboyance.

Yao Ruolin thought to himself, Qin bastard, I really did not scold you wrong!If you took advantage of it and left without saying a word, who do you think I am?The napkin you throw away after wiping your mouth?

The more I think about it, the more irritable I become, and I feel a little bit wronged.When changing clothes, my back hurts and my heart hurts like a thorn. Every time I move, I secretly curse Qin Shaoyou for being premature. Ejaculation. Impotence. All my thoughts are thinking about him and cursing him.

Fang Qilian, who came over overnight to catch a plane, stood at the door and pressed the code, but found that it was not locked, and thought that he was indeed at home.So he opened the door of Yao Ruolin's house carelessly, and talked to Yaoxian'er on the phone: "...I know his company is far away, but I don't worry if I don't take a look. What if he comes back to live? It's freezing cold , wouldn’t it be farther to go directly to his parents’ house? His door isn’t even locked…” while heading straight to Yao Ruolin’s room.

The moment Fang Qilian was about to push open the door, Yao Ruolin finally noticed the movement at the door and heard the familiar tone of the bad friend. He didn't care to put on the cashmere sweater, wrapped his coat indiscriminately, and grabbed the slippers to move towards the turned door lock. Throwing it away, he roared shamefully and angrily: "Did I let you in? Get out—" After buttoning up his coat, he clicked a few buttons on the bedside console, and the intelligent security system shut down all locked doors in the house. All locked automatically.

Fang Qilian always cared about eating but not beating. In the past, he often went straight to Yao Ruolin's bedroom without saying hello.Now he still dared to pat the door and complained: "What are you afraid of? They are all with handles. What's the matter with your eyes? Come out and let me see if you have lost weight or gained weight recently?"

"Your skin is itchy and you want me to scratch you?" Yao Ruolin threatened him through the door.

Fang Qilian didn't have time to respond, the door suddenly opened, Yao Ruolin stared at him with a dark face and murderous intent.He subconsciously turned around and ran away. It was not convenient for Yao Ruolin to chase after him, so he could only move to the corridor facing the living room on the first floor, pointed at him and said viciously: "I'm really angry, let me say it again, you get out! Don't come in !"

After finishing speaking, Fang Qilian in the room still smiled and hid behind the sofa, refusing to leave.

While carrying a shopping bag outside the gate, Qin Shaoyou, who had just returned from purchasing ingredients from a nearby supermarket, was taken aback for a moment, stretched out his hand and pushed the smart anti-theft door that he hadn't dared to lock before leaving, but it didn't move at all.Yao Ruolin must have locked it up to prevent him from coming in again, right?Thinking so dejectedly, he put down his things resentfully, turned his head and left.

The author has something to say:

Qin Shaoyou & Yao Ruolin: The surname is Fang!Why are you running here at this time!

ps. After posting the article, I edited it. This chapter will be a turning point, but the follow-up will not be really cruel.