Schrödinger's straight man

Fang Qilian crossed his feet, with two balls of tissue stuffed in his nostrils, lying on the sofa with his head up, was scolded by Yao Ruolin like a grandson, embarrassed and funny.After the victory of the Anti-Japanese War, his nose also suffered. The outside was bruised and the inside was bleeding. He had to open his mouth wide to breathe like a fish in water.

Because of Qin Shaoyou's irresponsible behavior, Yao Ruolin was smothered in flames, but Fang Qilian wanted to hit the gun and set himself on fire. This end was purely self-inflicted, and he didn't feel guilty at all.Holding the paper box and wiping off the blood on his fingers, Yao Ruolin saw Fang Qilian's mouth opening and closing, took advantage of the situation, twisted the paper towel into a small ball, aimed at the hole and threw it lightly.

Fang Qilian took a mouthful of confetti, and said repeatedly: "That's enough, you, I'm going to be angry if you keep making trouble."

Yao Ruolin was not afraid at all, he rubbed another ball of paper and showed him again: "You can't stay in the hotel, why come here?" He asked, this time the ball of paper hit Fang Qilian in the corner of the eye.

Fang Qilian sniffed, and his voice was muffled: "I'll accompany you." He said it as a matter of course, "It's so dark at night, and the house is so empty, how scared to be alone. You heard something here , It’s like being a thief; if you’re really a thief, you can’t hear it, so it’s not suitable to live alone.”

"I've been living alone for several years, there's nothing suitable or inappropriate..." Yao Ruolin didn't really want to live with Fang Qilian.He is no less troublesome than Daniel, he is too noisy, too picky, he can eat but can't cook; he is not as practical as Qin Shaoyou at home, and he is comfortable at home.Curling her lips, she said nakedly and disgustedly, "If you live here without an aunt to take care of you, young master, you will make a mess of my house and turn it into a kennel. Dog kennels are not suitable for people to live in."

Fang Qilian rushed to his house as soon as he got off the plane. He also took a shortcut and walked through the back door through the garden.When he bent down to change his shoes at the entrance, he clearly saw that there were two pairs of slippers missing from the shoe cabinet. One pair was placed by the door, and the other pair was worn by Yao Ruolin. How could it look like Yao Ruolin was the only one moving around in the room?He couldn't help turning his nostrils to the sky, and hummed out his dissatisfaction heavily: "I think you are a treasure in the golden house, I'm afraid I will find out."

He also said: "Anyway, brothers who have been around for more than ten or twenty years, I, Fang Qilian, won't pry the corner of anyone's wall, you, Yao Ruolin, do you need to guard against me? You and yours live on the second floor, and I sleep in the study room on the first floor." Right? It will definitely not affect your intimacy." Talking about many girlfriends, the woman's terrible intuition and subtle insight when she catches the mistress have been unknowingly contagious to him.

The word "intimacy" exposed the reason why Yao Ruolin became angry from embarrassment, his expression suddenly changed slightly, and he quietly raised his hand to pull up his collar, for fear that Fang Qilian's sharp eyes would find the crimson hickey on the side of his neck sucked by Qin Shaoyou.After a sexual encounter, no matter whether the other party is gentle or rough, there will always be imprints left. Fengyue veterans are the most sensitive to this, like a dog smelling meat and bones.

Yao Ruolin slowly sat down next to Fang Qilian, resisting the discomfort from the waist down, and smiled sarcastically: "I'm not Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, do you have a wife for me to hide? Since you like to live, you can live wherever you want, and your girlfriend is fine too. You can bring it back. But don’t blame me for not telling you clearly in advance, the company is so busy at the end of the year, I will come back to pack some daily necessities, and plan to live in the office before the New Year’s Eve holiday.”

He was still holding the cardboard box in his hand, and he stuck Fang Qilian so close that his wrist was covered with teeth marks and small red spots, which made Fang Qilian's eyelids twitch, grabbed Yao Ruolin's right hand, and teased: "You This person is really passionate, his mouth is bigger than yours, so he shouldn't be very petite, right?"

Yao Ruolin hurriedly struggled guiltily, but the sore spot was touched, and he frowned in pain: "It's none of your business." He gritted his teeth and dared not cry out the pain. Wronged.

Fang Qilian looked into his eyes, and asked bluntly: "Did you sleep with Qin Shaoyou?" He always felt inexplicable hostility towards this Qin guy, and when he saw that Yao Ruolin was being taken advantage of by others, it popped into his mind immediately Only the name Qin Shaoyou.

The answer that was guessed too accurately was like a dagger piercing Yao Ruolin's heart, his breathing stopped suddenly for a few moments, and he didn't say a word, his friend's eyes were gazing at him, as if Qin Shaoyou also looked at him with this kind of staring eyes last night, Strip off his clothes and see every secret in him.As soon as he thought of this, Yao Ruolin panicked, his face was burning hot, and after a long time he said flickeringly: "I drank the broken piece, I don't remember."

At the same time, in the hospital ward.Qin Shaoyou, who fled from the wilderness, cried and helped Yutou to pack daily necessities. After the plaster cast was removed from Yutou's leg, he recuperated for nearly a month.It just so happened that he came to visit the doctor, and when Yutou saw a coolie carrying a bag, he immediately happily signed his name and was discharged from the hospital.

But Qin Shaoyou didn't seem to be happy, and he kept putting on an unlucky face like a concubine. He was so angry that he snatched the backpack containing the laptop, and yelled: "Who provoked you? You will be killed when you enter the door." The face gave me the appearance of going to a funeral, I was discharged from the hospital alive, not pushed out sideways."

Qin Shaoyou threw all the luggage to Yutou to take it by himself, put his hands in his pockets like a grandfather, lowered his head and sighed: "I'm broken in love."

Yutou let out an "oh" and carried the big and small bags on his back with difficulty, and walked towards the door, only to realize it when he reached the door, turned around abruptly, and blocked the ward tightly: "What did you say? Are you broken in love? He screamed suddenly, and the patient in the same room almost had a heart attack.

Qin Shaoyou couldn't express any other emotions, and could only nod weakly: "It's over before it starts. Yutou, you crow's mouth, you can't respond well to bad."

"Why do I have a crow's mouth? You won't be with your boss who has a woman's gills... then what... right?" Yutou has never been optimistic about him and Yao Ruolin, even if Ying Chuxue's identity is still a woman At that time, a lot of cold water was poured.But he just said casually that he was used to hurting his brothers, and he never regarded Yao Ruolin, a big man, as a good match that Qin Shaoyou would like.

It was rare for Qin Shaoyou to be thin-skinned, and said shyly, "No! I just... drank too much yesterday and confessed to him in front of him."

"What did he say?" Yutou was very curious.

Qin Shaoyou's face became even uglier, and the corners of his mouth almost drooped to his neck: "He told me to get out."

Yutou couldn't hold back the "poof" gloat, not only didn't sympathize with him, but also felt that the situation should develop like this: "Your brain is frozen, he is rich and beautiful, and there are many women with big breasts and fat buttocks who don't like him." , looking for you? Dreaming in broad daylight!"

Qin Shaoyou rubbed his pocket, Yao Ruolin once put his hand in it and clasped his fingers, the warmth of his palm almost melted him: "I'm not dreaming..." He muttered, thinking that Yao Ruolin mentioned the one he likes first.

"Then you are still dreaming." Yutou taunted, "You have offended him so many times, have you apologized? You are a monkey, and you know how to give a sweet date with a stick. You don't even have any meaning, and you dare to confess ?”

Qin Shaoyou became more confused the more he listened: "What do you mean?"

"Pursuing the meaning of others." Yutou pointed to the lilies on the patient's bedside, and said coquettishly, "Have you ever sent flowers? Sang love songs? Write love letters? Have you cooked rice and hot water in rain or shine?"

Qin Shaoyou shook his head suddenly: "It's just a bunch of gypsophila stars. You lied to me to give it to me, and he laughed at it."

Yutou University is also studying science and engineering. The female students in the school can count on ten fingers, and they have to find a way to pinch the most beautiful and the best tip. It's like going to the battlefield. count.Looking at Qin Shaoyou's ignorance and ignorance again, he couldn't help sighing: "How did you catch up with your girlfriend in college..."

"That ex-girlfriend in college is chasing me." Qin Shaoyou looked blank, confident.He has an outstanding appearance, broad shoulders and long legs, and he is more diligent and clean than ordinary people. He mixes with a group of boys with smelly faces and acne all day long, and he stands out from the crowd, making him even more charming and dazzling.Since I was a child, I never took the initiative to chase anyone, but I was infatuated with him, and those who admired him took the initiative to get close to him.

Yu Tou suddenly felt jealous, exited the ward, turned his head and left: "I still have some things to do, so I'm leaving first."

"Don't leave in a hurry." Qin Shaoyou immediately caught up with him to carry his bag, and he was so dog-legged: "Tell me in detail how to send flowers, how to write a love letter, what song to sing... Slow down, wait for me... ..."

The author has something to say:

Qin Shaoyou: It doesn’t matter if you break up in love once, I’m shameless anyway

This chapter was overturned and rewritten again. Thinking about it, I still didn’t spill blood and made a few misunderstandings. It happened that the plot of the carnival night thought of a new troublemaker