Schrödinger's straight man

A day later, Qin Shaoyou went to work anxiously.He contacted Yao Ruolin several times to ask how he was doing.Is there anything you particularly want to eat or drink?He didn't reply on WeChat, but dialed again; didn't answer the phone, sent text messages again, and the text messages were ignored, so he went to the game to find him and slapped his friends.After receiving Fang Qilian's incomprehensible and bitter ridicule, Yao Ruolin finally gave Qin Shaoyou a hand in the middle of the night: Do you think I am pregnant with a child?

Qin Shaoyou was stabbed, but he was not discouraged. He still ordered roses, picked out chocolates, and made a reservation for a western restaurant according to the method taught by Yutou.

He woke up early on purpose, lined up to buy the custard buns on the breakfast car, and sent them along with the chocolates.Unexpectedly, he put it on the air conditioner outlet to keep warm, and when Yao Ruolin went upstairs to show his courtesy when it was time for work, he met a young man with curly hair and a short leather jacket sitting behind Yao Ruolin's desk, playing with his Personal tea set.

Fang Qilian was worried that he would have nowhere to find the trouble of President Dog. At first glance, he saw the well-dressed, well-proportioned, and very gentle-looking scum employee who pushed the door in, and knew that such a disgusting-looking person was Qin Shaoyou.Retracting his feet on the table, holding a small purple sand pot in one hand, he sipped while biting the spout, squinting at Qin Shaoyou, with the arrogance of an old society dude: "Trespassing into the leadership's office without permission, which one of you? Department? What is it called?"

Qin Shaoyou was taken aback for a moment, and exited to look at the secretary's room. Xiao Chen sorted out the documents with his head down, indicating that he did not go wrong.Stepping in again, he asked Fang Qilian: "Who are you? This is the office of Mr. Yao." As he spoke, he put the food in his hand on the table, without hesitation.

Fang Qilian stared at the steaming custard buns and the freshly ground soymilk with a rich bean aroma, and suddenly his stomach was growing hungry. Thinking of how Qin Shaoyou often gave Yao Ruolin things like this, confusing him and abducting him, he was furious. .He lied and said, "Mr. Yao? He is on sick leave. During this time, our boss will temporarily take over the company."

Qin Shaoyou believed it was true, and called out "Mr. Fang" in a low voice, secretly regretting that he did it too hard that night, and stayed in half-warm water for a long time, causing Yao Ruolin to get sick.Wanting to inquire further about Yao Ruolin's condition, Fang Qilian blasted him out with a black face, accusing him of being neither big nor small, and the leader's office is your home?Come in if you want to come in, make noise if you want to make noise, don't you think your job is too stable?

The unreasonable criticism, the tone is very similar to that of Yao Ruolin who scolded him in the game, Qin Shaoyou can't help but wonder who the person in front of him is, and he took Yao Ruolin's seat without any rumors, which seems to be deceiving.But he was no match for Fang Qilian's fox pretending to be a tiger, and repeatedly threatened to ask the security guards to drag him out, so he had to leave.

After a while, Yao Ruolin came out from the rest room connected to the office, saw Fang Qilian gnawed on the steamed stuffed bun, frowned and asked, "Who are you talking to? You came to see me?" He was hanging clothes in the room, and vaguely heard someone shouting " Mr. Yao".

Fang Qilian categorically denied it: "I asked your secretary to buy steamed stuffed buns to eat, and I was just talking to your female secretary outside."

Yao Ruolin was not as foolish as Qin Shaoyou, so he snatched the teapot he was playing with and the half-eaten custard bun, showed the trademark on the breakfast cart, and said coldly, "You asked Xiao Chen to buy the buns from this shop just now. ?” The word “just now” was deliberately emphasized.

"That's right." Fang Qilian didn't know that he had revealed his secrets, and insisted that it was Xiao Chen.

Yao Ruolin put on a half-smile: "Then eat slowly—don't choke to death." He threw it on the tea table, pushed Fang Qilian aside to cool off, and sat back in front of the computer to start working.

After he confessed those things to Fang Qilian, Fang Qilian was shocked and angry.It's either because Yao Ruolin was unprepared and taught Qin Shaoyou to sneak in, or it's because Qin Shaoyou, a bad son, who has nothing to do to show his courtesy, really is either rape or robbery.Fang Qilian was originally a romantic with countless bad debts and a low moral bottom line. He didn't care whether Yao Ruolin was looking for a man or a woman, but he couldn't find Qin Shaoyou.With prejudice, he was arranged to be sinister, cunning, obscene and obscene, and Yao Ruolin was not allowed to let the wild dogs on the side of the road pick up this juicy cabbage.

Yao Ruolin was almost led astray by him at first, and mistakenly thought that Qin Shaoyou disappeared after the incident, and he didn't leave a word in his message. His teeth itched, and he wanted to chop Qin Shaoyou's heart.But before going out, he found a shopping bag on the ground, which was filled with fresh fish, meat and seasonal vegetables, and there was also a sticky note. It was Qin Shaoyou who looked up nutritional recipes on the Internet and made a purchase list.

The anger in his heart is like a vegetable that has been wilted by frost, and it can no longer be burned.

Fang Qilian scolded Qin Shaoyou for his hypocrisy, because he only did a good job on the surface.Who wouldn't know how to give small favors?Does he dare to risk his life for you?A rock never changes, if he meets someone younger and more beautiful in the future, can he be like a rock for you?For men, sex is sex, and love is love. Don't treat it as true love just because you feel comfortable doing it.

Yao Ruolin sarcastically said: "You are one of the rare scumbags in a thousand, so you should not judge others by yourself." Holding the card in the rose, his eyes stopped on the love poem with strong handwriting and poor content, but there was no reply for a long time. .

He is a dull and simple person in terms of love, but it does not mean that he is stupid.The department girl in college, the girl he met in a fast food restaurant, and his roommate who treats him so well without reason, he actually understands what he is thinking and contemplating.It's just that he doesn't have feelings for anyone, and he doesn't bother to show any hypocrisy, so he pretends to be naive, pretends to be stupid, and stays out of the matter.

However, Qin Shaoyou is a special case. I don't know if it's really cunning or he was born to restrain him. Every time he provokes him, he steps on his minefield. He is vulgar and savage, and never gives him a chance to pretend to be stupid.Yao Ruolin couldn't help laughing when he thought that when they first met, the point of the needle pointed at the wheat, and they couldn't touch their faces through the screen.

This smile is like the river water breaking the ice in early spring, the diamond-shaped lips are bent into an arc similar to flower petals, revealing a little waxy white teeth.

Fang Qilian felt sour when he saw it, and knocked on the table, interrupting Yao Ruolin's dazed yet smiling mood: "Are you really going to his appointment?"

Yao Ruolin stood up slowly, his body was almost recovered, but it would be a little uncomfortable to walk between his legs, which made him slow down in everything he did.It seems that the reaction has also started to slow down a beat: "I'm just curious about what kind of medicine he sells in the gourd. Last time I sent flowers and macarons to invite me, there was a conspiracy behind it, and I was playing with it. Is it true and sincere, or is it a fake phoenix and a fake phoenix."

Fang Qilian tossed the car keys to him, looked bored, and murmured in a low voice: "Obviously I came first, what kind of a guy is he, why should he be the team."

Yao Ruolin smiled when he heard the words, and said helplessly, "I've known you for ten or twenty years, and the lack of a few meals won't weaken our friendship. Why are you jealous like a concubine in the harem?" Rose stayed in the office. In the vase, only the card was taken away, and the door was opened to have a candlelight dinner with Qin Shaoyou.

Fang Qilian stood behind the door and didn't catch up. He couldn't take this step. After Yao Ruolin emphasized his friendship, he became more timid and retreated. He only dared to secretly hate Qin Shaoyou, and there was a bit of envy in the jealousy.Sighing silently, he cut off a budding rose:

Obviously I liked you first.

The author has something to say:

Fang Qilian: I'm broken in love

Everyone: Then what does your new girlfriend do?

Fang Qilian: ...

Cannon fodder, but not villains