Schrödinger's straight man

After being delayed for a long time because of that incident, Yao Ruolin finally appeared at the dinner table in a hurry after drinking for three rounds.This dinner was the same as before, and all the old friends came. Except for the absence of Daniel, the people in each seat were basically the same.With one hand, Gui Yanan propped up the chair next to him, and a little girl sat on the chair; with the other hand, he held the wine jar made of clay, pouring other people's wine with Yaoxian'er.It was so easy to look forward to Yao Ruolin's arrival. Seeing that he was safe and sound, and not affected by the murder case, he smiled and said, "Your Majesty, are you safe? It's frosty and cold, and you won't be afraid of freezing if you wear such a light coat." .”

Yao Ruolin likes to wear cashmere products, and when he takes off his overcoat, there is only a thin sweater inside, with the collar of his shirt turned out from the round neck, looking like he is in spring and autumn.Everyone also stood up one after another, jokingly greeted Yao Ruolin, and the wine was already full before they sat down.

The amber liquid in the celadon wine glass exudes the aroma of old sauce. Yao Ruolin shuddered as soon as he smelled the old wine: "I'm starving to death, first scoop me a bowl of hot soup, and I'll drink the wine with you later." There was black-bone chicken soup with red dates on the table, placed in front of the little girl, it seemed that Gui Yanan specially ordered it for his daughter.

Gui Yanan handed him the soup bowl, then patted the little girl's head, and said, "Peipei, this is also my father's friend, what should I call him?"

The little girl raised her head, and subconsciously shouted, "Hello, Uncle." The outline was very similar to Gui Yanan's, with an oval face and a slightly inconspicuous beauty groove; her eyebrows and eyes were more like her mother's, with two eyebrows in appropriate shades and a pair of watery eyes. Bright almond eyes.

Yao Ruolin has always been afraid of children the most. There are a few bullies at home who call him uncle. Every time they see him, they shoot him with a toy gun, making him the most difficult target to decide the outcome.The plastic bullet hurts, and it's hard to fight back - he can't play with this group of juniors with a gun, and participating in a gun battle will only hurt more.But seeing the quiet and beautiful little girl, smart and well-behaved, I was still very happy in my heart, and praised: "Peipei is so smart." The corner of his eyes flicked over Zigui Yanan's face, "Much more powerful than your father's eyes when he was young." gone."

He and Fang Qilian can be called friendship in crotch pants, and they learned to fight before they learned to speak.Gui Yanan and Gui Yanan only got to know each other after they went to kindergarten.At that time, everyone was ignorant. Yao Ruolin's facial features were not fully developed, and he was more delicate and round than now. The art teacher taught them to draw boys. A circle was used as a face and two slits were used as eyes. Girls, but a big circle with two black grape-like eyes and long eyelashes.Gui Yanan pointed to the painting and said, "Yao Ruolin, you are a girl." He called him "Sister Ruolin" for most of the school year.

As a result, Yao Ruolin was laughed at by his former classmates when he was in elementary school or even junior high school, and girls were not allowed to enter the men's restroom.Then go pull his hair and braid him.

It seems that Fang Qilian was recommended to the high school of his alma mater before and after the senior high school entrance examination. When he had nothing to do, he started dating a girl who looked a lot like Yao Ruolin.He gave her a diamond hairpin for her birthday, and helped her put it on while the fishing fire was extinguished on the riverside beach. At that moment in the darkness, he couldn't tell whether the person stroking the hair with his own hands was Yao Ruolin or someone else.I don't know when the affection planted quietly germinated.

Recalling the old things, Fang Qilian fell into a cigarette addiction. He lit a cigarette across the wine table, and saw Yao Ruolin's unchanged appearance in the misty smoke. Where to go, the peach blossoms still laugh at the spring breeze."

The face of his favorite person is still there, and the peach blossoms are in full bloom, but they have already climbed over the courtyard wall and entered someone's house.It is more heartbreaking and scorching than not knowing where to go.

Fang Qilian couldn't help laughing at himself, he inadvertently choked on a puff of smoke, his face flushed from coughing, and his eyes were a little wet.The friend next to him took the initiative to pinch his cigarette, and while patting him on the back, he complained: "What are you smoking in the air-conditioned room, it smells so bad."

Yao Ruolin looked over and scolded him after hearing the words: "You are so young and addicted to smoking. When you get old and get sick, it will be too late to regret it." He raised his hand to disperse the second-hand smoke that floated in front of Peipei's eyes, rambling, " There is also an old smoker in my company. His lungs are bad and his throat is broken. During meetings, he coughs violently after saying a few words. With vasculitis, it sounds very scary."

After he finished speaking, he reached for his pocket and touched it for a long time before he remembered that the mints had been taken away by Qin Shaoyou and hadn't been returned, and his face became very hot.

Fang Qilian had sharp eyes and was extremely sensitive to Yao Ruolin's every frown and smile, so he immediately said sourly, "Who is it? Is that dog president Qin Shaoyou?"

"He doesn't smoke." Yao Ruolin replied in a familiar tone.Qin Shaoyou has few advantages, but his self-control ability is very strong. Except for discussing projects at dinner parties, pretending to be false and drinking a little wine, he has never had bad habits such as eating, drinking, whoring and gambling in private.

Fang Qilian sighed in disappointment, thinking that he doesn't smoke, how could he be fooled by the ecstasy smoke?But he couldn't say these words, let alone show anything wrong.Even if Yao Ruolin becomes a past that he doesn't want to look back on, what stays in his heart must be a perfect beam of bright moonlight.Others were envious and jealous of him, unable to find a reason to ridicule and smear him.

Yao Ruolin concentrated on the chicken bones in the bowl, and never mentioned Qin Shaoyou again.There was a moment of silence on the wine table, Yaoxian'er felt that the atmosphere was a little stiff, put down her chopsticks, and started to talk again with a smile: "Are you all ready for the carnival night? Sailing Boat Bar is the theme of cross-dressing this year, Yanan, let's You should fulfill the bet between the two, right?"

It refers to that time playing cards at the airport, Gui Yanan sluggishly placed a bet on who would lose and who would pretend to be a woman dancing, but he fell into a pit himself.

Gui Yanan was willing to admit defeat, touched the stubble on the corner of his mouth, and winked at Yaoxian'er: "Then you come and do my makeup."

Yaoxian'er held her chin and said maliciously: "Fang Qilian, lend me your girlfriend's makeup box for one night, and I'll help you all put on makeup." On the sidelines, there is an empty room at home to pile up cosmetics and various wigs.

Yao Ruolin promised them to go out some time during the carnival night, but he didn't pay attention to where to play. When he heard that it was a drag party, he became worried: "Is there a detailed theme? Or just dress up casually? I don't know what to dress up."

"You pretend to be Little Red Riding Hood, the little red riding hood that was picked up by dogs." Fang Qilian randomly chose one.Peipei criticized him, "It's Grandma Wolf, not a dog. Uncle Qilian is an idiot."

Yao Ruolin glanced at him, and actually understood a little bit of his implication, thinking to himself, how could something shady happen to Qin Shaoyou and himself as if he offended him?See the opportunity tonight and target Qin Shaoyou.

Fang Qilian felt guilty after being watched by Yao Ruolin, he rolled up his sleeves and pretended to look at his watch, then put on his coat and said, "I have an appointment with someone else in the afternoon, so I have to go first, this table will be charged to my account." He went out to pay the bill as if fleeing. .

If there is no one joking and joking during the dinner, the leftovers will be tasteless if eaten coldly.Yao Ruolin dodged their drinking, ate a small bowl of rice hastily, wiped his mouth clean and insisted on going back to work.Gui Yanan ordered board games with others, and it was not convenient for the club to bring children in, so he entrusted Peipei to Yao Ruolin to take care of it temporarily.

He drove all the way back, and the little girl was quite quiet, playing with his mobile phone without making noise.When playing games on Yao Ruolin's account, he also helped him get a four-star Bianhua.

Yao Ruolin's complete illustrated book is short of Bi'anhua and Yuzao, and he doesn't have so much time to find people to exchange pieces, so the achievement has been put on hold for a long time.She couldn't help hugging Peipei happily and kissed him. Peipei hugged his neck, leaned softly on his shoulder and tapped the screen.

Qin Shaoyou happened to go downstairs to receive the courier. When he ran into Yao Ruolin's fair and beautiful child, it was like meeting a ghost. Why do you bring a child to work? She looks so cute, is it your daughter?"

Peipei is a little shy and shy. She was so frightened that she hugged Yao Ruolin tightly when she was asked by a stranger she had never met before.Yao Ruolin patted her, and softly comforted her: "Don't be afraid, this uncle is not a bad person." Then he turned his head and explained to Qin Shaoyou, "My friend's daughter is the Huainan Lord in the game." I was intimidated by you too.

Qin Shaoyou put his heart into his stomach, and took out Yao Ruolin's mint candy to please the little girl.Peipei doesn't eat this kind of irritating candy, but he likes the beautiful tin box very much. After hesitating for a while, he took it carefully, and thanked him in a milky voice.

When Yao Ruolin saw the candy, he remembered the incident in the utility room, and even remembered the few seconds of embarrassment on the wine table, and said with a cold snort, "You will borrow flowers to present Buddha."

Qin Shaoyou held a express carton that was not too big or too small in both hands, winked at him and said, "I will pay you for the delicious food later." Yao Ruolin poked his head to look, but he concealed it mysteriously. Keep the courier information, and say that you can't let you peek at it. It contains my life's major events.

Yao Ruolin gave a soft "cut", expressing his disdain to know.Qin Shaoyou put a model on the box, and when he went to his office pretending to have a job to discuss, he didn't throw him out.

Qin Shaoyou conjured two knives out of nowhere, one was a smaller utility knife to cut the tape on the carton, and the other was like a fruit knife. After shaking hands, his eyes fixed on Yao Ruolin: "You said earlier that you wanted to eat Dragon meat, this dragon meat can't be something from a human body, it has to be fresh, whole, and skinned, right?"

Yao Ruolin put Peipei on the tea table, gave her some snacks, and told her to sit here and not run around.As soon as he turned around, he was suddenly confronted by a blade that was shining with cold light, and his aura suddenly became timid: "Yes... yes. You found it?"

Qin Shaoyou smiled, and repeated again: "Conformity is not a human thing, it is fresh, complete, and peeled, so I win, right?"

"You put a knife in front of me, dare I say no?" Yao Ruolin couldn't laugh or cry, and his attention was focused on Qin Shaoyou's hand. "To meet these requirements, it must be a dragon. This requirement will be considered fulfilled."

Qin Shaoyou took a step forward, and Yao Ruolin took a step back, his eyelashes fluttering like butterflies, fearing that he would be terrified to death.Qin Shaoyou seemed to have just realized that he looked like an antisocial pervert, put away the knife, and said in an insatiable way: "I ordered it from a far away place with great effort, can you add more sweetness. For example, if I finish the first one, I will I can have a French wet kiss with you once, after the second one I can touch it and not get in, and after the third one..." I swept Yao Ruolin's long legs wrapped in trousers and three inches below the navel.

Yao Ruolin said angrily, "What nonsense are you talking about in front of the children!" He secretly glanced at Peipei, seeing that Peipei was so absorbed in playing games that he didn't know it, Fang reluctantly nodded.

He still didn't believe that Qin Shaoyou could succeed in such a weird request with a bunch of detailed conditions.But Qin Shaoyou smiled like a weasel who just finished eating fat chicken. He slowly opened the express, removed the foam, and took out an oval, blue-yellow

--cantaloupe.

Yao Ruolin's eyes widened in disbelief, and the peach blossom eyes turned into cat's eyes. He laughed and said, "Is this the dragon you mentioned? You think I'm an alien, and I haven't seen any fruit on earth?"

Qin Shaoyou guessed his reaction early in the morning, so he flattened out the delivery list packed with cantaloupe and showed him, pointing to the name of the product to play a rogue: "Bai Yulong. The whole one was airlifted from Turpan, Xinjiang. It grows in the field and is fresh. , complete, let me peel it for you later, cut it into chunks or slice it?"

It was the first time for Yao Ruolin to know that the varieties of cantaloupe had such detailed knowledge, so Qin Shaoyou took advantage of him and was speechless.Peipei chewed on the cashew nuts and interjected vaguely, "Cut it into pieces."

Qin Shaoyou suppressed a smile, washed the fruit knife in the rest area of ​​Yao Ruolin's office, took a handicraft ornament similar to a bowl, and quickly peeled the cantaloupe, picked the seeds, and cut into pieces.He poked a piece of ripe fruit with a toothpick and fed it to Yao Ruolin's lips.

The melon was as sweet as honey, and there was a burst of sweetness before it entered the mouth. Yao Ruolin took a small bite with mixed flavors, and ate with a sad face. Those who didn't know thought he was eating Coptis chinensis.

Qin Shaoyou immediately gave another piece, frowning more aggrieved than him: "It's not sweet enough or it's a little cold? How about I warm you up?" He put his mouth in his mouth and made a gesture to feed him mouth to mouth.

Yao Ruolin covered Peipei's eyes while turning his head to avoid it. He didn't want to lose his temper in front of the children, so he made a slap gesture in vain.Qin Shaoyou accepts as soon as he sees it good, and he doesn't dare to really piss off the daughter-in-law who is about to cheat, lest he will be the one who complains in the future.Put down a bowl full of cantaloupe, cleaned up the trash, and said: "Remember the debt you owe me first, and then we will settle the account together. Have you thought about the remaining two requirements?" Waiting happily for him to come again out of trouble.

Yao Ruolin wanted to let him go, but he didn't expect him to have a lot of thoughts, so there was no need to worry about what he couldn't do.Taking a deep breath, he gritted his teeth and said, "The second request, listen carefully to me."

Qin Shaoyou listened attentively, and he also deliberately said slowly: "I will give you a month, if you can make an appointment with me alone, you will be considered as a pass. Company dinners and New Year's Day travel are group activities, and work matters are special circumstances. There are countless ways. I must be willing to only date you in my private time."

Qin Shaoyou let out a "hiss", and the cold air sucked into his lungs stabbed like being plotted by a poisonous snake. He thought, are you forcing me to learn hypnosis?

The author has something to say:

Qin Shaoyou: It's so annoying, I have to go to the Sailing Bar.He also had to think of a way to chase his wife, and what character to dress up for the carnival night.

Yaoxian'er: You can pretend to be grandma wolf.

Fish head: No makeup is needed.

Qin Shaoyou: ...Am I just so insidious and cunning?

Yesterday's and today's updates have been merged.Yesterday I took a nap and overslept, my mother’s alarm clock didn’t go off, I slept until past eleven o’clock in the middle of the night, and there was a power outage in the early morning, so I didn’t even dare to play with my mobile phone.Spicy chicken apple, when it is cold, it will lose power. PS. The part that was harmonized in the previous chapter can also private message me.